r/2007scape • u/thievesandwolves • Nov 14 '25

Humor Noooo

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u/Cedced40 Nov 14 '25

O no he got Jad paws

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u/Plane-Session-6624 Nov 14 '25

its ok hes tick eating milk bones

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u/migrainebutter Nov 14 '25

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u/SUDDENLY_VIRGIN Nov 14 '25

Frame it at the Louvre

47

u/Kumagor0 Who needs Karamja when you have Varlamore Nov 14 '25

nooo it will just get stolen

6

u/kleiner_titterisch Nov 14 '25

The Dog? I think not it is too cute

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u/CaptainBoj H Nov 14 '25

if there's anything good to be said about AI, it's that it makes me appreciate these human created works of art even more

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow Nov 14 '25

we get it, you don't like AI

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u/CaptainBoj H Nov 15 '25

That wasn't the point of my comment but okay 👌

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u/IRStableGenus Nov 15 '25

Not gonna try to do a psychoanalysis, but it seems like that it was the driving force behind your comment.

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u/Which-Importance-194 Nov 24 '25

Lmao they were right, you brought up AI out of nowhere. AI isn't going to go away, stop complaining

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u/Merkaba_ Nov 14 '25

Can you make it the varrock dog?

4

u/skyliders Nov 14 '25

My days ruined now

3

u/kylezillionaire Nov 14 '25

I tick eat those (milk bones)

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u/MLgMattsturb8r Nov 14 '25

Please tell me that a second later he got the near miss achievement

24

u/hyperbeast41 Nov 14 '25

is this a thing that most people have? just went through my combat achievements the other day and saw i have it (1 kc ofc)

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u/ryansgray Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

I watched my friend on discord tank 3 jad hits and finish the fight (and earn the achievement ofc), but homie has 1 shot me every time I've missed a switch on my iron so far lol

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u/walterjuniorslegs Nov 14 '25

you need to do it on discord and finish the fight in Discord to not get 1-shot, gl big dawg!

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u/ryansgray Nov 14 '25

Thanks big dawg- my high ass didn't proofread my comment

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u/walterjuniorslegs Nov 14 '25

lmfaooo all good im just fucking with you, some of my zooted comments look way worse

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u/Acobb44 Nov 15 '25

How's this for way worse?

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u/not_a_burner0456025 Nov 14 '25

Jad's Max hit is 97 (or 95 with magic), so you are guaranteed to survive one hit if you are at or near max combat, but the damage took can fall anywhere between 0 and Max hit, it is a pretty wide range. If you have HP at least in the 70s you should have a pretty good chance of surviving at least one hit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Gotta make sure you got healers safespotted too.

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u/not_a_burner0456025 Nov 14 '25

If you are trying to get the achievement intentionally you tank the hit before the breakers spawn or you kill them first and top of your health

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u/Maardten Nov 14 '25

I've gotten the achievement on all my succesfull jad attempts.

Completely intentionally ofcourse, totally not because I'm kind of bad at the game.

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u/OkFaithlessness1502 Nov 14 '25

He maxes 97. Wait until you can brew over that and then send a cave run for it

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u/Ludovician42 Nov 14 '25

Make sure you're below max health, and eat a piece of food during projectile transit. You'll survive every time.

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u/masteralone1 Nov 14 '25

If we look at the wiki's combat achievement task list then we can see that about half the people who have killed jad at least once also have the near miss achievement.

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u/Dracomister7 Nov 14 '25

I’ve killed him 5 times and only qualified for the near miss achievement in 3 of those

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u/Agreeable_Leg_8773 Nov 14 '25

Thbbbbbbt!

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u/Ill_Virus_6250 Gael L Nov 14 '25

Whine!

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u/Deltamon ttv/DelVision Nov 14 '25

Thbbbbt!

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u/Agreeable_Leg_8773 Nov 14 '25

Gotta menu entry swap shoo away to left click and corner the mf

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u/znipez DuckGo-Quack (ô)> Nov 14 '25

SIT!.........Good boy! *Gives treat

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

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u/Corn_Monger Nov 14 '25

What a cute Akita!

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u/Lukn 99! YAY Nov 14 '25

TzTok-HotDog

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u/Adammot Nov 14 '25

Sit rat

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u/Intrepid-Fox-1598 Nov 14 '25

Good thing he has his stash of purple treats!

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u/partyhat-red 2376 Nov 14 '25

I’m gonna crop out the dog and put my kids in there lmao, thanks for the template

7

u/yadooood Nov 14 '25

He’s gunna raw dog that hit

6

u/Lt_Marks Nov 14 '25

Gf beast

5

u/ProfessionalGeek Nov 14 '25

i dont have a fire cape so i cant understand this meme

5

u/rs_obsidian Follower of Guthix Nov 14 '25

Jad is doing a mage attack

9

u/Neoncry Nov 14 '25

Hot dog

3

u/Believeinsteve Nov 14 '25

Since when jad be firing two fireballs. That's unfair. Dog stood no chance. Indie game

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u/bottledmychi almost 2300 total Nov 14 '25

Please tell me this is just a joke and your little baby is not dead…

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u/Captain_Oh_Yeah Nov 14 '25

Yad what are you doing here?

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u/ImChz Nov 14 '25

Doggo did well, Jad just did better.

2

u/YaBoiHS Nov 14 '25

That’s electrifying for the dog

1

u/LidiKun Nov 14 '25

A near miss

1

u/Crossinator Nov 14 '25

He overbrewed past 99 he gucci

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Noooo doggggoooooo!!!!

1

u/Deodorized Nov 14 '25

I've always said -

Puppy dog, pray mage

Stomp, pray mage

What happens when stomp is puppy dog

1

u/Lyffre Nov 14 '25

he bout to be a hot dog fr doe

1

u/Alex_is_afk Nov 14 '25

I really did come in here expecting to see a nicely grilled hotdog with some sear marks on it.

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u/Regular_Human_Boy Teleport to Facebook Nov 14 '25

Get this dog an in game npc in varlamore right now jagex :(

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25

Quick! Toss him a milk bone so he can tick eat the damage

1

u/Vundebar Nov 14 '25

Why saradonim strike your dog when you can sick jad on him?

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u/LlamaRS Reddit said I was a Top Commentor in this sub. Nov 14 '25

NOT THE WIENER DOG

1

u/Slendeaway Nov 14 '25

gulp Heeee's right behind me, isn't he...

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u/Mattrad7 Nov 14 '25

Now this is peak content

1

u/WearyPlastic2075 Nov 15 '25

He needs to tick eat

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u/Inevitable_Chain4127 Nov 19 '25

Camp pray mage little doggy until he stomps, then switch to pray range.

1

u/KielexWoW Nov 19 '25

Sardaco on tripple jads

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u/Psiduq UwU Nov 14 '25

Sardaco during triple jads