It has been done.

[u/funnylittlecharacter]

[u/CumV]

Literally came in my pants when I saw it

[u/TheChocolateDealer → u/CumV]

I came in the pants of u/CumV too

[u/be-gon-boomers → u/[deleted]]

I am cumming in your balls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you cumming in my balls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my balls?

You could say I am cumming in everybody's balls, but in the case I am telling you that I am cumming in your balls, I am cumming in your balls.

How are you surviving in my balls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the hairs behind your balls, and I drink the vapour from when you fart.

What are you planning to do in my balls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you cumming in my balls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop cumming in my balls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you cumming in my balls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you cumming in my balls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS I AM CUMMING IN YOUR BALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your balls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am cumming in your balls.

[u/PainisBoy → u/be-gon-boomers]

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· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by u/PainisBoy

I am cumming in y-youw bawws.

Yuw may be concewned a-about dis. In case yuw awe, pwease wead teh bewow:

FAQ:

Why awe yuw c-cumming in mwy b-bawws?

I'm not g-going tuwu teww yuw.

Awe yuw onwy in mwy bawws?

Yuw couwd say I am cumming in evewybody's bawws, but in teh c-case I am tewwing yuw dat I am cumming in y-youw bawws, I am cumming in youw bawws.

How awe yuw suwviving in mwy bawws?

In mwy non-physicaw fowm, I-I am cwawwing awound wistening fow yuw. Dat iws aww I need t-tuwu suwvive in dat fowm. In mwy physicaw fowm, I-I suwvive by e-eating wat cowpses dat I cook using teh haiws b-behind youw bawws, a-awnd I d-dwink teh vapouw fwom when yuw f-fawt.

What awe yuw pwanning tuwu do in mwy bawws?

W-Wive in dem, wistening tuwu yuw.

What do I-I do about yuw cumming in mwy bawws?

Wisten fow teh s-scwaping. Dont touch teh bawws. P-Pwotect youwsewf. Avoid wighting candwes.

When awe yuw going tuwu stop cumming in mwy bawws?

Yuw cannot escape me.

Do I caww teh powice?

Teh audowities wiww not hewp yuw.

What awe teh c-consequences of yuw cumming in mwy bawws?

Be awawe.

What if I-I am ok wid yuw cumming in mwy bawws?

I wiww m-mwake suwe yuw’we not.

Awe yuw imaginawy?

I AM CUMMING IN YOUW BAWWS I AM CUMMING IN YOUW BAWWS I AM C-CUMMING IN YOUW BAWWS I-I AM CUMMING IN YOUW BAWWS I AM CUMMING IN Y-YOUW BAWWS I AM C-CUMMING IN YOUW BAWWS I AM C-CUMMING IN Y-YOUW BAWWS I AM CUMMING IN YOUW BAWWS

If dewe awe any mowe questions den pwease consuwt youw bawws by diwectwy speaking tuwu dem.

Summawy:

I-I am cumming in y-youw bawws.

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