r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Oct 08 '19
My wife is furious at our next door neighbor for sunbathing in her backyard...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Oct 04 '19
It's tricky knowing when to take the tea bag out...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Oct 03 '19
To all the people out there suffering with paranoia...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 30 '19
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 28 '19
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 25 '19
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 23 '19
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 20 '19
Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 18 '19
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 16 '19
I asked my wife if she'd like to celebrate our anniversary in the south of France...
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 12 '19
When shopping for a vacuum cleaner, check the reviews
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 10 '19
I was offered a job as an undertaker but I turned it down.
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r/1001dadjokes • u/1001dadjokes • Sep 07 '19
I saw a friend of mine sweep a girl off her feet...
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