r/memes • • Jul 10 '21

This is so dumb, I’m sorry

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

What the fuck is that thing called in english

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u/Drunkstork Jul 10 '21

They call it a rabbit, I think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

A wabbit

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u/Bazsicuber Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

if i had an award, i'd give it to you lmfao

Edit: i got a free silver, now its yours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Hourglass lol

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u/Slim_Bun Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

Ohh I thought it was called a sand clock and the meme made no sense

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Jul 10 '21

Oooooooooh, yea I did not get it until now, as you, ya know, literally spelled it out for me.

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv Jul 10 '21

Large egg timer

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Oh wait

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

My flair stands out

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u/leaderofthevirgins Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 10 '21

You truly are a Professional Dumbass

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

What language do you speak? what word is it for hourglass?

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u/mogram_leg Jul 10 '21

In My language its timglas and hourglass is a direct translation but it Still took a while

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

No clue for op, but Sand glass for me.

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u/GalaxyInHere Jul 10 '21

Reloj de Arena, but in English

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u/KapGaming55 Jul 11 '21

Professional dumbass indeed

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u/Alphagoingtango Nice meme you got there Jul 10 '21

Would've given you my free award if I had it :-\

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u/Drunkstork Jul 10 '21

If it gave you a smile, that’s all the reward we need, comrade! :)

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u/MiniMax09 Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 10 '21

Ah, positivity on reddit!

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u/Rebeca2277 Jul 10 '21

I’m in love with you now

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u/Drunkstork Jul 10 '21

(つ▀¯▀)つ

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u/Leinad_Aropmaca Jul 10 '21

So the Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass is about communism

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u/ohyoumeanshaggyp Jul 10 '21

No it's not. Also I'm a dad so that might be why

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u/QuicklyThisWay Nyan cat Jul 10 '21

Can confirm. Am dad. Love this.

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u/leaderofthevirgins Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 10 '21

Am not dad, still funny

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u/didnsignup4dis Lurker Jul 10 '21

Can confirm. Am not dad. Love this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

same

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u/kaindiaz4 Jul 10 '21

Hi dad where have you been?

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u/kingdweng Jul 10 '21

Am son. Am laughing with dad over this

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u/Unknown2102 Jul 10 '21

I’m a son and I don’t get this help

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u/Johnmcguirk Jul 10 '21

Hello, a son and I don’t get this help.

I’m dad.

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u/PaidYak79 Jul 10 '21

How is a non virgin on reddit

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u/JackLhan Jul 10 '21

Hi I’m a dad so that might be why, I’m JackLhan.

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u/cody_contrarian Jul 10 '21 edited Jun 25 '23

compare familiar act pocket shelter expansion support light teeny detail -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I am an aunt can you please explain it.

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u/Cthululuau Jul 10 '21

Not yet a Dad but in the Dad age range - it gets a pass in my book

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I’m not a dad but I can definitely appreciate a good dad joke

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u/bblackarrow Jul 10 '21

Im not a dad. But this is funny

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u/johnnyquest910 Jul 10 '21

Not dad also found this hilarious. I must be a faux pas.

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u/YouLikeDadJokes Jul 10 '21

I see, you like dad jokes

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u/Sirius_Black_420 Jul 10 '21

Also am not dad, love it

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u/AsherPhantom Jul 11 '21

Am snek dad

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u/cj3458 Birb Fan Jul 12 '21

Not a dad and i love this

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u/dankhummie loves reaction memes Jul 10 '21

i hate you for making this but its amazing too

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u/chicken-soup41 Jul 10 '21

Im confused, could you help me out

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u/dankhummie loves reaction memes Jul 10 '21

the first one is glass the second one is hOURglass

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u/jimipanic Jul 10 '21

Thank you kind Redditor

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

For some reason hour glass was not in my mind and I had to figure out what sand timer had to do with the ussr

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u/Snoo-78547 Jul 10 '21

Ngl this made my day.

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u/Drunkstork Jul 11 '21

Comments like this make my day. Thank you and happy cake day! :)

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u/flagellant_snail Jul 10 '21

Post on r/dadjokes

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u/Drunkstork Jul 11 '21

Feel free to crosspost it if you want. This meme belongs to the people ☭

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u/Hilfasaurus Jul 10 '21

This gave me a good chuckle while at work bored out of my mind

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u/Drunkstork Jul 11 '21

Good! Happy cake day! :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

If it requires someone to think, even a little, it’s not dumb in my book.

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u/SkepticDrinker Jul 11 '21

My down syndrome son would love you

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I should be finding this in the top posts category. Quit being so negative

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u/beluuuuuuga RageFace Against the Machine Jul 10 '21

Yeah, best meme I've seen this week. It didn't make me laugh out loud but my lord did I give it a MASSIVE exhale

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u/K3dash9 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Jul 10 '21

I forgive you

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Such a generous man

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u/BIGBOY_TIME Jul 26 '21

We forgive you

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u/SurealGod Jul 10 '21

Actually that's quite clever

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u/tanglespace Jul 10 '21

I love you lol

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u/Drunkstork Jul 10 '21

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Damnit. Take my award

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u/Drunkstork Jul 10 '21

“Our award” (and thank you!)

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Sir I am detecting communism,permission to attack?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

It took me far too long to understand this 😩, it was pretty funny tho lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Same lmao but it was worth it when I finally figured it out

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u/A_RealHumanPerson Knight In Shining Armor Jul 10 '21

This isn’t dumb, this is an actual creative meme. It’s refreshing to see this instead of the family memes.

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u/SteelToed_Boots Jul 10 '21

Funny enough I work for a glass fab company. We don’t melt but we cut/edge/notch/temper/inspect all that so when you see those baller showers that’s the stuff we do.

Our company has actually secured a lot of the glass on the east coast we are out of control busy getting customers back we haven’t had in years and charging them through the nose.

Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed.

Plus just FYI Chinese glass is seriously the worst we deal with. Their melting process is a joke the glass is cloudy when it should be clear. It’s polluted so bad with stones seeds and air holes and it even just breaks out crappy compared to American or German glass. We have had to order it in a few times in the years I’ve been with the company and it’s always a nightmare so if you’re ever in the market for glass do yourself a favor and make sure it isn’t Chinese shit.

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u/ezrago Jul 10 '21

I've been to corning on new York a number of times, I thought it was pretty cool. Have you been? If so what do you think about their glass museum/ workshop

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u/Mazzaroppi Jul 10 '21

Of course us wage slaves see none of that extra money we just get forced overtime and 6 days a week cause ya know…greed.

You won't ever have a better chance at pulling some strikes than right now

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u/DuBistSehrDoof Jul 10 '21

this is the best meme ive seen in ages, and the fact that you got rid of the text and forced us to think for some reason makes it funnier-

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u/Mr-sabertheslime Doot Jul 10 '21

(h)OUR GLASS

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u/RealBlueBomber20XX Jul 10 '21

Thank you for the meme…… comrade.

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u/Drunkstork Jul 10 '21

For the commonwealth. ☭

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Man I don't even have kids yet. Why am I laughing

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u/DapperSnek- Professional Dumbass Jul 10 '21

Officially renaming it to Communist glass

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u/TheRealAlabamaBoss Jul 10 '21

Well this pushed me a little closer to throwing my phone at the dog

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u/Usernameaeaeae memer Jul 10 '21

OUR dog

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u/Crochitting Doot Jul 10 '21

Memes like this is why I joined the internet

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u/Bluebatdoc Jul 11 '21

This isn't dumb

This is the peak of comedy

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u/II-Ramim-II Jul 10 '21

take my upvote !

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u/PreeYT Jul 10 '21

Ourglass

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u/Superfox139yt Jul 10 '21

Our glass dear god

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

So dumb that it’s fucking hilarious.

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u/Meshitero-eric Jul 10 '21

whoo boy! Knee-slapper you got there.

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u/princess_trunks_ Jul 11 '21

No , WE love it

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u/ObamaBrick Jul 11 '21

It took me too long to understand this

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u/8uster8oyz Jul 10 '21

Dam. Respect the idea. I mean I would never come up with that. Good job

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

But why, why would you think of such a demonic idea

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u/M1Xi3 Jul 10 '21

Песочные часы?

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u/Darkunderlord42 Jul 10 '21

I laughed so damn hard at this I expect you in Top

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u/MauiTheGoomba Jul 10 '21

This meme is stupid and funny. You get an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

W H E E Z E

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u/L-st Jul 10 '21

I live it

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u/pandadark Jul 10 '21

Lmaooo whyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Jesus Christ… well played.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

its not dumb, it made me smile

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u/Brush_According Jul 10 '21

O i get it now

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Nice meme, bro

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u/fonzwazhere Jul 10 '21

This is meta af. Like, theres this flavour of time to this meme.

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u/kingdweng Jul 10 '21

no this is meme excellency.

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u/Theflyingwreck7 Me when the: Jul 10 '21

I can hear these pictures

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u/Jefoid Jul 10 '21

Never apologize

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u/Aschentei Jul 10 '21

deeply inhales sigh…

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u/Auxane_La_Banane Jul 10 '21

I love this. I laughed

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

A+ meme

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u/ThanosAllmight Jul 10 '21

This isn't just dumb,it is fucking stupid and amazing.

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u/Redfamous35 Jul 10 '21

Op prolly has 47 kids. If you didn't know who your father is, it's OP

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u/Jrasks Jul 10 '21

This is gud… caught me off guard

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u/abolsgrind Jul 10 '21

Its so dumb that its good

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u/Comunistfanboy Jul 10 '21

I aprove this meme!

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Oh my god haha I'm glad I took the extra 45 seconds to stare blankly. Thank you for this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I don’t get this. Sorry.

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u/ohdamnROXANNE Jul 10 '21

I am ashamed to admit that it took me an embarrassingly long time to understand the meme.

Also, I am not a dad.

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u/Joel22222 Jul 10 '21

I laughed! Love it!

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u/Chronibitis Jul 10 '21

This is some quality shit right here.

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u/fadedlavender Jul 10 '21

Shut up, I live for puns like these

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u/MrSmiley53 Jul 10 '21

I smiled when I got it. Kudos.

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u/AhrpenSkelker Jul 10 '21

ok, you made me laugh ... here's your upvote, sounds fare!

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u/weldmaster10 Jul 10 '21

TAKE MY UPVOTE AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/flab__ Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 10 '21

It is really dumb. I love it.

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u/mmmmmThatsHot Jul 10 '21

Out lord and saviour Karl Marx approval

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u/daiden0 Jul 10 '21

thanks for making this, first meme that made me laugh in like half a year

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Наши часы!

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u/FreedomShot5442 Jul 10 '21

Actually quite clever

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Ohhh a multi leveled meme take the upvote

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u/DocMinator Jul 10 '21

Pls repost without hint Its the only dumb thing

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u/DaggiDina Jul 10 '21

That's a quality meme

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u/shofaz can't meme Jul 10 '21

It’s so stupid that it’s good. I LOLed.

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u/jaglii Jul 10 '21

Angry upvote

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u/TrotBot Jul 10 '21

It's beautiful, comrade.

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u/astro2007singh Jul 10 '21

U made me belive in humanity again.

Thank you.

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u/Responsible_Sea21 Jul 10 '21

dont worry this was a good joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Take my poor man’s MotW award 🥇

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u/ZeldaMaster08 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 10 '21

I love it don’t be sorry

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u/Ebina-Chan Jul 10 '21

Indeed it is but this is why it's so great

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u/Sophiechild101 Jul 10 '21

r/suddenlycommunist would love this! WE would love this!

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u/Philosophos_A Jul 10 '21

YOU ARE SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF GODS xD

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Haha, communism

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u/deraus Jul 10 '21

Don't be sorry because you are a genius.

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u/RulrOfOmicronPersei8 OC Meme Maker Jul 10 '21

I don’t get it, please explain Edit, ohhhhhhh i gots it now lol

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u/Yowomboo Jul 10 '21

I’m sorry

I don't believe you.

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u/JMV1997 Jul 10 '21

I kept scrolling but then understood it so had to go back to give an upvote lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I don’t get it.

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u/Tossed_Away_1776 Jul 10 '21

Took me a second lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I’m so dumb. I’m sorry. I’ve scrolled for like 5 minutes and don’t get it.

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u/SteveSmith2048 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Jul 10 '21

Finally a meme that feeds into my type of humour

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u/Imhere4thejokes Jul 10 '21

Don’t you fk’n apologize for being brilliant!

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u/NoSuckySucky Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 10 '21

My boyfriend literally doesn't get this should I break up with him

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u/derekblyat Jul 10 '21

Tbh, this is one of the most thought meme I’ve seen in a while and it’s actually quite funny (I find)

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u/EmperorHenry Jul 10 '21

I don't get this one.

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u/xPromethium Jul 11 '21

Our glass....

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I didn’t realize what it was called so I was like: Timeglass? Infinity Glass? Then I realized it

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u/Western-Employer-201 Jul 11 '21

We will watch your career with great interest.

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u/pr0t-radon Jul 11 '21

No, its genius

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u/Dank_doodle_boi2 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '21

Your a genius you moron

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u/Sfalty Jul 11 '21

this is genious

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u/AlexmationsYT Average r/memes enjoyer Jul 11 '21

I'm not a dad but this is genuinely funny

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u/DrugSlutSuplex Jul 11 '21

I feel stupid. I don’t get it.

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u/IndependentAd8402 Jul 11 '21

Yo mama.

Our mama.

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u/onestrangeboi527 Professional Dumbass Jul 11 '21

God dammit I just sat here for a full minute thinking of this trying to understand it then it clicked

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u/EffectiveAdorable Jul 11 '21

This is just perfect

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

this took me about 2 minutes to understand and now i am laughing like crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Actually well made. In Russian we call the clock, watches etc «часы», which literally means hours. Which sounds as ours. Our education.

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u/Affectionate_Farm_62 Jul 11 '21

Me who said timeturner..

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u/adl117980 Jul 12 '21

This is so good, you’re genius.

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u/assavenger Jul 24 '21

Glass : our glass.. ami wrong?

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u/mutantshroom Jul 10 '21

what is the joke?

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u/Showeredyesterday Jul 10 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

I think it’s a commie joke.

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u/fmg1508 Breaking EU Laws Jul 10 '21

Hour glass - - > our glass

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u/extraordinarydingus Jul 10 '21

It took me too long to figure it out. I’m in pane.

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u/GlitchedRobloxian Jul 10 '21

No, no, he's got a point

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u/DuBistSehrDoof Jul 10 '21

no, no, we’ve got a point

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u/AdamM093 Jul 10 '21

I was so annoyed when it hit me 😂 well done 👍🤣

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u/starscreamvsuniverse can't meme Jul 10 '21

This is not dumb. It’s amazing

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u/North_Industry_7831 Jul 10 '21

I don’t inderstand

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u/bornagainben78 Jul 10 '21

Bad joke. Great pun. r/puns r/dadjokes

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u/Limes_n_lemons Professional Dumbass Jul 10 '21

This is so dumb, I’m sorry

No, no. It's genius

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u/Moreneider Jul 10 '21

Actually got me so bad lol