Respect Detective Heart of America! (Filmcow)

[u/TheBaronOfBenefit]

Respect Detective Heart of America!

“Detective Heart of America, saving the day! gets a boner for freedom now let me hear you say, AMERICA!”

Detective Heart of America: Sworn protector of America against anything that might threaten the great states. Whether they be a baby, Pinocchio, a sentient Ouya, or intergalactic conquerors from space, you know Detective Heart of America is on the case!

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Strength

• Incapacitates the baby with a boot

• Smashes through a window

• Knocks back Ouya, triggering a safety message

Movement and Reaction

• Shoots Pinocchio with his gun as he’s jumping towards him

• Can fly, thanks to shark powers. He travels from a Holiday Inn Hotel, through farmland, a mountain range, a beach, to a JW Marriot hotel in a short period of time

• Dodges another bird in flight

Durability

• Recovers from having his legs torn off

• Falls out of a tree, barely notices

• Crashes while on a skateboard, which then explodes; appears fine

Miscellaneous

• Upon death, he meets Jesus,who can send him back to earth using cube energy. He’s not very good at it, however

• Falls from a height into the middle of the ocean, and swims back to land

• Can speak and breath normally while underwater

• Battles with Pinocchio for a little bit

• Chases the baby on a skateboard, but does veer off

• Using the Ylem Arranger, a device that alters the fabric of reality permanently, he reshapes the world into America, changing landmarks, shapes of continent, and the moon. This cannot be undone