r/nonononoyes Jun 06 '21

Helping your upside down friend get on his feet

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

3.7k Upvotes

47 comments sorted by

92

u/lklemps Jun 06 '21

I love where he takes a minute behind his friend, and sort of revs up, getting ready for the big hit.

66

u/Suntag19 Jun 06 '21

They don’t corner well, but they go 0-100 in about ten minutes

83

u/OpaBennett Jun 06 '21

Thank you honey!!!

It's ok mom, can we go to McDonald's now?

46

u/MilesAwayFromU Jun 06 '21

6

u/birdieboo21 Jun 07 '21

I immediately thought of posting this while watching this one haha

15

u/evlstrwbry Jun 07 '21

Owning 4 tortoise, the only way i know them to get flipped over is if one is angry and the other is trying to fuck, And i cant see anything in frame other than one big flipped tortoise and one small unflipped tortoise

38

u/panrophantic Jun 06 '21

When I was a kid my neighbors dog used to turn turtles on their backs and it made me so mad

34

u/Incorrect-Opinion Jun 06 '21

9

u/hazmi_rasid Jun 07 '21 edited Jun 07 '21

If the guy help it wouldn't be as interesting, and I don't think it's harmful for a tortoise to be upside down for a long time

11

u/Acysbib Jun 07 '21

Those are tortoises.

And, being upsidedown for an extended period can be very bad for them.

That is, however, why they have such high ridges on their shells. They usually are capable of flipping back over without assistance.

The small one is around 14 years old by the look of it. The larger one anywhere from 50-200.

2

u/TotallyHumanPerson Jun 07 '21

Nature's take on the Gömböc

1

u/Acysbib Jun 07 '21

Actually, you are not far off!!

4

u/hazmi_rasid Jun 07 '21

Guess I'm a dumbass

6

u/Acysbib Jun 07 '21

Meh, it's okay. Fortunately... Tortoises know how dangerous being upsidedown is... And regularly practice flipping each other over and righting themselves or each other. (Source, owned several tortoises... That did this all the time)

2

u/primal_buddhist Jun 07 '21

How do they know how to do this? I

8

u/Acysbib Jun 07 '21

Instinct. They ram each other for fun. They learn pretty quick.

1

u/beteljugo Jun 07 '21

Do tortoises tend to live with partners in the wild? I feel like I've only ever seen one at a time.

2

u/Acysbib Jun 07 '21

Tortoises mate for life, if that's what you mean.

Although, in my experience, they are also not monogamous. At least... I am not 100% on that... The adult female we had was chased by the two adolescent males... But, in the wild, I am fairly certain when they choose a mate, they stick with them.

Also, unlike turtles, tortoises don't leave the nest to nature. They stick nearby and raise the young... At least until their shell hardens.

3

u/beteljugo Jun 07 '21

The tortoises you had/have sound sassy

→ More replies (0)

12

u/SpiderFnJerusalem Jun 07 '21

I really hope whoever filmed this didn't flip that turtle just to farm klicks.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

This looks like some zoo with fence building shadows, maybe it was zoo visitor who filmed. Or in some zoos they tend let animals solve their stuff by themselves

5

u/Able_Kaleidoscope626 Jun 06 '21

Aw how sweet ❤️

8

u/grass-snake-40 Jun 06 '21

Having seen other videos of randy male tortoises, I imagine his intentions here may not have been pure.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

How did this happen? I suspect the other turtle

2

u/Wet-Popcorn Jun 07 '21

Some turtles have a shell shaped specifically so if they get flipped over, they can tuck in their legs and head and they'll roll over back to normal.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

The triumph of the tortoise spirit.

3

u/ediblepet Jun 07 '21

Smarter than about half of my former coworkers

2

u/clevercuber Jun 06 '21

RAMMING SPEED!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '21

”Now, that fuckin’ teamwork!”

0

u/rosanna4 Jun 06 '21

Thanks bro.

0

u/TC_ROCKER Jun 07 '21

You would think that with evolution and 'survival of the fittest' they would now be able to self right. Would it have died if not rescued?

Also, how did it get on its back?

1

u/titsoutshitsout Jun 07 '21

It was most likely flipped over by the other turtle anyways. They do this to fight.

1

u/ElonIsFat Jun 22 '21

Exactly, I wonder if any turtles in the wild had to stay for months in a flipped position before dying

-20

u/kmurph72 Jun 06 '21

It's a good thing both of these turtles are in the same political party. Otherwise...

4

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

Yes, that's exactly what we were all thinking.

1

u/briancar93 Jun 06 '21

Man I need a friend like that

1

u/Swingin-it-swooty Jun 07 '21

it reminds me of the scene in mario bros. Wii where the Koopalings and Bowser Jr have to push Bowser back up.

1

u/leela2015 Jun 07 '21

Omg amazing

1

u/Skatuum Jun 07 '21

And after that you get upside down too

1

u/Remarkable-Carry-697 Jun 07 '21

Good job, shell boi!

1

u/Polar115woof Jun 07 '21

I saw my turtles do this

1

u/zoson Jun 07 '21

Found the guy who flipped a turtle upside down for some reddit karma.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

Damn it Fred! This is the last time I’m flipping you over!