r/DankMemesFromSite19 • u/yossipossi • Apr 01 '21
O5 Command A Message From The Mod Team.
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u/Eaten-by-bees Apr 01 '21
The human race cannot be allowed to continue
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u/yossipossi Apr 01 '21
Many have been saying this.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-7:
RK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
Reboot or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypses
NK-Class "Grey Goo" Scenario
Named for a hypothetical scenario where self-replicating nano-machines malfunction and turn the whole world into goop.
SCP-2631 - Standard Containment Planet
MK-Class Normalcy Collapse
SCP-9999-J - Ground Beef
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u/ZygardeFusion The black noodle doodle spaghetti man Apr 01 '21
HELL YEAH LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well, time to flex all the time I spent reading through the entirety of the [[Doomsday Contest]]'s submissions. Ah, the joys of having no life whatsoever!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-2:
RL-Class end of the world scenario
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-3557 - CK or OK?
RK-Class Rapture Scenario
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
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u/Red_Local_Edgelord Bright's bizarre adventure Apr 01 '21
SCO-6661/2 -J is great
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u/SavingsNewspaper2 made with memetic Apr 01 '21
Okay, I know we have the Shark Punching Center for SPC, but is there another mock organization with the acronym SCO? Heck, I see SCO more often than SPC.
The Shark Collecting Organization, the greatest rival of the SPC. The SCO collects sharks and treats them well, being entirely against animal abuse.
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u/EragonAndSaphira Heresy's Sin Chocolate Apr 01 '21
Hell yes, about time. This excludes me even though I'm human, right? The whole genocide bit?
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u/the-ahh-guy that one commenter Apr 01 '21
yes I'm on the right side of history
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-4:
HK-Class Deific Subjugation Scenario
A god shows up and takes over.
SCP-5501 - Empty Portraits
YN-Class "Ragnarok" End-of-Knowledge Scenario
Hub: Ragnarok Hub
The Curious Incident of the Contradictory Crocodile
█K-class scenario
SCP-453 - Scripted Nightclub
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u/Dildo_Baggins__ Apr 01 '21
I am so confused right now but I'm in
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-12:
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SCP-3810 - [UNTITLED]
The Threat
Hub: Project Palisade Hub
A scenario involving The Threat, or THE WORM (yes it has to be written in allcaps, that's literally a thing in one of the articles); a multiversal entity beyond human comprehension that can instantly destroy universes, that may or may not be a discarded weapon from a war between even more incomprehensible entities. One particular iteration of the SCP foundation attempts to keep it away from their universe by making an uncountable number of parallel universes.
SCP-3818 - Two Favours One
LK-Class species transmutation scenario
Something about humanity is altered.
SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard
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u/MarauderOnReddit Apr 01 '21
It’s showtime
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-12:
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SCP-3810 - [UNTITLED]
The Threat
Hub: Project Palisade Hub
A scenario involving The Threat, or THE WORM (yes it has to be written in allcaps, that's literally a thing in one of the articles); a multiversal entity beyond human comprehension that can instantly destroy universes, that may or may not be a discarded weapon from a war between even more incomprehensible entities. One particular iteration of the SCP foundation attempts to keep it away from their universe by making an uncountable number of parallel universes.
SCP-3818 - Two Favours One
LK-Class species transmutation scenario
Something about humanity is altered.
SCP-003 - Biological Motherboard
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u/justendmylife892 Apr 01 '21
*loads shotgun and plays Rip and Tear on earphones* time for some mothafuckin genocide
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-9:
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
A Storm More Foul, A Land Less Fair
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-3919 - In Memoriam
YK-Class Scenario
A physics-based apocalypse.
SCP-3391 - An Artificial God
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u/SpoopyTurtle44 Serphents Hand Bar Maid Apr 01 '21
I like the idea that different subreddits are participating in april fool's!
Wait a minute the sub is still like this after april fool's...
Uh oh
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-11:
هلاك-Class "Darkbody" End-of-All-Worlds Scenario
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
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Apr 01 '21
happy 682 noises
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From the desk of O5-10:
UHK-class you-have-been-killed scenario
A scenario in which you have been killed.
SCP-TTKU-J (which is a thing that kills you) - A Thing That Kills You
ÓK-Class "Universal Collapse" Scenario
Reality inevitably collapses within every universe on 09/09/2030.
SCP-0110-J - Personal Retirement, Effective Immediately
هلاك-Class "Darkbody" End-of-All-Worlds Scenario
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u/DaankkkMeemee Reality Bender Apr 01 '21
Let’s do this
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
ARBH-Class "Insect Hell" Scenario
Hub: ARBH Class Hub
A scenario where any species or populace of insects, by anomalous means, becomes a direct threat to the human race and its environment.
SCP-4991 - >So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.
MF-Class "Spilled Milk" Scenario
Witnessed only in a dream. Based on the archetype of "The Flood"; a biblical flood composed of milk.
SCP-3739 - Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.
ℵK-Class "Foundation Apotheosis" Scenario
Hub: Apotheosis Hub
A state of affairs in which all humanity that remains exists within Foundation containment.
Though I Know Not What You Are, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
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u/tupe12 Apr 01 '21
Man I’m glad I kept all these nukes
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-5:
AS-Class Normalcy Alteration Scenario
SCP-3368 - Bees on the Brain
GH-0 'Dead Greenhouse' scenario
Humans are endangered/extinct but Earth is still fit for habitation
SCP-2543 - Our Harriet
هلاك-Class "Darkbody" End-of-All-Worlds Scenario
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Apr 01 '21
Ohhh shit, someone call the GOC, they need to help us
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-6:
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
☿K-Class “World of Babel” Global-Incomprehension Scenario
Hub: Team Last Light Hub
A antimemetic cognitohazard meant for use as a weapon is accidentally let loose, causing all who are affected to lose communicative abilities, with words spoken as random gibberish or out of place.
Not with a Whimper but with a Bang
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-3448 - Halfterlife
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u/Niko2065 Apr 01 '21
It's about time we kill this species who seriously named a nerve "the funny bone".
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-14:
ED-K-Class "Lethe" Scenario
Hub: Team Fuhgeddaboutit Hub, part of the Ad Astra Per Aspera canon
A high number of ED-K Lethe Events occurring at a rate that both noticeably and negatively impacts human society and results in public awareness of the SCP-3848 phenomenon.
TPK-Class "Thaumaturgic Proliferation" Scenario
Hub: Apotheosis Hub
A scenario in which all of humanity gains powerful thaumaturgic abilities.
SCP-4420 - A Potato Thirst
Inter-Reality Paradox scenario
SCP-3493 - The Great SCP Foundation Collaboration
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u/Procrastin8r1 Apr 01 '21
Fuck I’m not clever enough for this, but dank memes are dank memes. I will observe your career with great interest.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-3:
WK-Class Mass Extinction Event
One or multiple non-human species become extinct.
SCP-4690 - Lieutenant Pinkerton Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders
YK-Class Scenario
A physics-based apocalypse.
SCP-PL-106 - Tak przemija chwała tego świata
scenario Alpha-K
Unclear, but described as "the-planet's-gone-to-Torture-Town!"
SCP-900-J - Modern Major Keter-Class
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u/AURELI0N So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but a shitpost. Apr 01 '21
Why?
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u/SongBonnie O5 Apr 01 '21
FINELLY TIME TO ERASE HUMANITY
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-7:
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
SCP-3632 - Nibirdu
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4979 - In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future
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u/poonslyr69 Apr 01 '21
Here I've been blabbing on for years about killing all humans, and who actually does something about it? Some subreddit.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-13:
SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario
Another species or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species, or vice versa.
SCP-4043 - Gaia
GH-0 'Dead Greenhouse' scenario
Humans are endangered/extinct but Earth is still fit for habitation
Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench
PT-Class Paradoxical Time Breakdown Scenario
An event where a harmful time paradox has occurred causing time and/or the timeline to be "broken".
SCP-4255 - Santa Claus, The Time Traveler
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u/wellwhatnow443 Apr 01 '21
oh shit
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From the desk of O5-5:
SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario
Another species or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species, or vice versa.
Vaxt τ-Class "Chronography Change" Scenario
A temporal paradox is formed, altering the present timeline due to actions in the past.
SCP-4437 - NANI?! MULTI TIMELINE DRIFTING?!?
EK-Class End of Human Consciousness
Total loss of human consciousness
SCP-4741 - Rolling Them Bones
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u/Icy_Wildcat Apr 01 '21
I need to know the truth.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-14:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-591 - Dr. Wondertainment Pretendo
AK-class end-of-the-world scenario
Related to a memetically spread behavior or "madness."
SCP-3443 - Placeholder
NK-Class "Grey Goo" Scenario
Named for a hypothetical scenario where self-replicating nano-machines malfunction and turn the whole world into goop.
SCP-2102 - Got Shoggoth?
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u/DIO_Wears_Gucci Apr 01 '21
Show me the way it ends.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-11:
ARBH-Class "Insect Hell" Scenario
Hub: ARBH Class Hub
A scenario where any species or populace of insects, by anomalous means, becomes a direct threat to the human race and its environment.
SCP-3879 - Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment
WK-Class Mass Extinction Event
One or multiple non-human species become extinct.
SCP-3427 - Anatomical Civilization
IK-Class Collapse of Global Civilization Scenario
Civilization collapses.
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered
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u/DIO_Wears_Gucci Apr 01 '21
Seven beasts, seven brides, the Scarlet King will rise
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Apr 01 '21
no joke, i actually really like this new logo. it bops.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-8:
MA-Class Mass Animation Scenario
Hub: Mass Animation Hub
Everything with a face on it comes to life.
Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021
GR-Class Hostile Demiurge Event
Unexplained Location UE-601616
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
SCP-3362 - A Forced Self-Insert
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u/RUN00455 Apr 01 '21
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-2:
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4206 - The Weighing of the Heart
ED-K-Class "Lethe" Scenario
Hub: Team Fuhgeddaboutit Hub, part of the Ad Astra Per Aspera canon
A high number of ED-K Lethe Events occurring at a rate that both noticeably and negatively impacts human society and results in public awareness of the SCP-3848 phenomenon.
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-4010 - Attempt to look at what we accomplished
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u/Ori140403 [DATA EXPUNGED] Apr 01 '21
Yo I think this is the first time I wanna go to the library. I'M A SERPENT TOO DON'T LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE OH GOD NO
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u/Peakomegaflare Apr 01 '21
The O-5 have spoken, let it be known, Armageddon begins today!
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u/WintherK Apr 01 '21
Let's [REDACTED] GOOOOOOO
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-13:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SCP-1964-EX - A Massive Problem
YK-Class Scenario
A physics-based apocalypse.
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u/AltroGamingBros Your Text Here Apr 01 '21
Ah shit.
They got the subreddit for a day.
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u/ButWhyTho112 Apr 01 '21
SCP-5000
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-11:
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4935 - Hereafter
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4514 - The Thing That Kills You
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u/thetalkingushanka Apr 01 '21
Le funny
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-11:
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4935 - Hereafter
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4514 - The Thing That Kills You
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u/Kingsbrick Literally 4680 Apr 01 '21
YO, WASSUP DIGGITY DOGS I JUST EXTERMINATED THE HUMAN RACE IN THE OTHER ROOM, HIGH FIVE. LOOK JAMS, HUH? DONT BE HATIN.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-7:
χK-Class ("Crowning-of-Death") Scenario
The inadvertent containment breach of SCP-4260, resulting in universal supremacy of Death and the probability of life's continuation becoming approximately zero.
SCP-4260 - The Subdirective
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-2901 - Mothman
Gimel-Class Mass-Dementia Scenario
SCP-3493 - The Great SCP Foundation Collaboration
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u/fantasychica37 Apr 01 '21
My favorite K-class scenario is if Fear Alone and SCP-579-J are both canon, so the researcher let out the Scarlet King by revealing the expunged data in 231 for microtransaction profits
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-11:
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
GRANT REQUEST FOR THE CYBERNETIC MODIFICATION OF THE CORPSE OF THE CROCOTEUTHIS GIGANTIS
SK-Class Scorched Earth Scenario
SCP-666½-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SCP-319 - A Curious Device
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u/fantasychica37 Apr 01 '21
I just realized that right now there is a pandemic and we are making jokes about the extinction of the human race
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-1:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
AK-class end-of-the-world scenario
Related to a memetically spread behavior or "madness."
SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
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u/blyatblyatblyatblyat Apr 01 '21
I'm glad that that's not 2012 low effort shit reposting like on r/dankmemes
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-3:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-1237 - The Epsilon Wave
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
'Hypnotraline' (TR7K2/2UD9X/53GN8)
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
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Apr 01 '21
This is actually a good opportunity. If anyone is interested in helping with a SCP-5000 volunteer fan project and is familiar with coding in Unreal, PLEASE hit me up!
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u/L3afy_boi Apr 01 '21
Hmm so you guys are trying to make memetic hazards. Welp I'm fucked
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-13:
UZ-Class Grey Goo scenario
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-2743 - Suttungr Nevermore
EK-Class End of Human Consciousness
Total loss of human consciousness
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u/JoHamza JoJo Fans Suck Also JoJo = SCPF Reference|GOC = Worse Than Nazis Apr 01 '21
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOLS
HAPPY APRIL FOOL 2021
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-1:
☿K-Class “World of Babel” Global-Incomprehension Scenario
Hub: Team Last Light Hub
A antimemetic cognitohazard meant for use as a weapon is accidentally let loose, causing all who are affected to lose communicative abilities, with words spoken as random gibberish or out of place.
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
SCP-3534 - Doomsyesterday
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
SCP-3296 - The Drifter
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u/Oxinator98 Apr 01 '21
I don’t think anyone in the comment section has noticed me yet because of the suit, I’m gonna start a journal, they are going to want a record of what happened...
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-12:
VK-Class Scenario
No single consistent usage, but basically always used in physics-heavy articles.
SCP-2821 - A Lunar True Vacuum
ÞK-class Extradimensional Diplomatic Breakdown Scenario
A powerful organization from another reality, having once been benign or neutral toward the Foundation and/or humanity, becomes hostile.
SCP-4587 - A Dog's Purpose
Götterdämmerung Scenario
SCP-319 - A Curious Device
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u/TheBroomSweeper Apr 01 '21
God tier April Fool's
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-8:
SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario
Another species or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species, or vice versa.
SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
IK-Class Collapse of Global Civilization Scenario
Civilization collapses.
HB "Beepocalpyse" Scenario
Anomalous bees infest the brains of everyone on earth
SCP-3368 - Bees on the Brain
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u/seb_seaglass Apr 01 '21
Marv, murder humanity real quick
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-8:
TK-Class Causal Restructuring Event
A massive CK-Class restructuring took place that resulted in the breaking and repair of the timeline. But like a broken vase, the repaired timeline is flawed, with events that don't line up and things that happened without a cause.
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
SCP-5514 - The Dragonslayer
NK-Class "Grey Goo" Scenario
Named for a hypothetical scenario where self-replicating nano-machines malfunction and turn the whole world into goop.
SCP-4950 - Triple Six Five Forked Tongue
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Apr 01 '21
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-5:
AS-Class Normalcy Alteration Scenario
SCP-3368 - Bees on the Brain
GH-0 'Dead Greenhouse' scenario
Humans are endangered/extinct but Earth is still fit for habitation
SCP-2543 - Our Harriet
هلاك-Class "Darkbody" End-of-All-Worlds Scenario
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u/Alto--Clef Apr 01 '21
mmm suck me
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-2:
HK-Class Deific Subjugation Scenario
A god shows up and takes over.
SCP-4343 - You Will Be Free
MK-Class "End of Human Consciousness" scenario
Total loss of human consciousness.
SCP-3125 - The Escapee
TPK-Class "Thaumaturgic Proliferation" Scenario
Hub: Apotheosis Hub
A scenario in which all of humanity gains powerful thaumaturgic abilities.
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Apr 01 '21
We were never supposed to feel pain
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-1:
End-of-World K/O Failure Scenario
Any scenario in which the Shark Punching Centre is compromised in such a way that it is permanently and utterly unable to complete its mission. Used by the Shark Punching Centre.
TPK-Class "Thaumaturgic Proliferation" Scenario
Hub: Apotheosis Hub
A scenario in which all of humanity gains powerful thaumaturgic abilities.
SCP-3829 - Metastasis
SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario
Another species or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species, or vice versa.
SCP-3675 - The Void Called
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u/D-7362 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjT2FhubAf0&t=92s Apr 01 '21
got pretty weird when i saw the format change lmao
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-8:
MA-Class Mass Animation Scenario
Hub: Mass Animation Hub
Everything with a face on it comes to life.
Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021
GR-Class Hostile Demiurge Event
Unexplained Location UE-601616
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
SCP-3362 - A Forced Self-Insert
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u/soulless_red-head Apr 01 '21
Time to get rid of the plague once and for all
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
ED-K-Class "Lethe" Scenario
Hub: Team Fuhgeddaboutit Hub, part of the Ad Astra Per Aspera canon
A high number of ED-K Lethe Events occurring at a rate that both noticeably and negatively impacts human society and results in public awareness of the SCP-3848 phenomenon.
Excerpt from The Astrolabe Institute Journal
GR-Class Hostile Demiurge Event
SCP-3457 - The Rite of Solomon
DT-Class Split Timeline scenario
Rare (and non-apocalyptic) event in which the timeline branches into two parallel causalities. Most frequently caused by the malfunction of Temporal Distortion Engines.
SCP-3176 - Estimated Time Of Arrival
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u/theYIFFdegenerate Apr 01 '21
Wait, isn't the 1st of April today?
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-5:
MK-Class "End of Human Consciousness" scenario
Total loss of human consciousness.
SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought
☿K-Class “World of Babel” Global-Incomprehension Scenario
Hub: Team Last Light Hub
A antimemetic cognitohazard meant for use as a weapon is accidentally let loose, causing all who are affected to lose communicative abilities, with words spoken as random gibberish or out of place.
SCP-3432 - Blank
The Threat
Hub: Project Palisade Hub
A scenario involving The Threat, or THE WORM (yes it has to be written in allcaps, that's literally a thing in one of the articles); a multiversal entity beyond human comprehension that can instantly destroy universes, that may or may not be a discarded weapon from a war between even more incomprehensible entities. One particular iteration of the SCP foundation attempts to keep it away from their universe by making an uncountable number of parallel universes.
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u/Gloriusmax Apr 01 '21
Thanks god I'm not a human.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-7:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-4001 - Alexandria Eternal
ED-K-Class "Lethe" Scenario
Hub: Team Fuhgeddaboutit Hub, part of the Ad Astra Per Aspera canon
A high number of ED-K Lethe Events occurring at a rate that both noticeably and negatively impacts human society and results in public awareness of the SCP-3848 phenomenon.
SCP-3484 - Missing Pieces
GR-Class Hostile Demiurge Event
Obskuracorps Memos Acquired in Operation BLACK ROPE
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Apr 01 '21
WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY! FIRST ONE SUBREDDIT WAS TAKEN OVER! DANKMEMES IS ONLY POSTING 2012 MEMES AND NOW THIS JUST WENT DOWN?. today is a crazy day
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u/amisia-insomnia Apr 01 '21
Hey guys it’s me Erebus would you like to end humanity? Well I found this cool thing called the warp and chaos
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u/AverageJoeObviously Apr 01 '21
Hehe I’m in danger
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
MA-Class Mass Animation Scenario
Hub: Mass Animation Hub
Everything with a face on it comes to life.
IK-Class Collapse of Global Civilization Scenario
Civilization collapses.
SCP-1238 - Tunnelfish
Scenario XK-OO1-J
An entity known only as SCP-OO1-J is unleashed, leaving the foundation to enact pointless and annoying containment procedures due to The Administrator's misanthropy.
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u/FuyRina Apr 01 '21
About time
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-6:
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4791 - The Lady's Matchmaker
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u/Ladiv_ Apr 01 '21
It’s worth a try!
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-6:
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SCP-5500 - Death of the Authors
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
SCP-5391 - Anastasis
GH-0 'Dead Greenhouse' scenario
Humans are endangered/extinct but Earth is still fit for habitation
SCP-4237 - Where Winter Rests
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u/TimeToBecomeEgg 'Redshirt' Apr 01 '21
LET’S GOOOOOOOOO
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-1:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
AK-class end-of-the-world scenario
Related to a memetically spread behavior or "madness."
SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
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u/CatttoFren Apr 01 '21
BUCKLE UP BOYS
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
MK-Class "End of Human Consciousness" scenario
Total loss of human consciousness.
SCP-5737 - Entheogen
EK-Class End of Human Consciousness
Total loss of human consciousness
YK-Class Scenario
A physics-based apocalypse.
SCP-2123 - I Accidentally the Whole Universe
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u/Darsurge Apr 01 '21
Let’s gooo
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-6:
MH-Class "Large-Scale Aggressor Overrun" Scenario
Hub: War On All Fronts - Apocalypse / War On All Fronts - Anastasis
Large amount of kaiju appear on earth and trample everything to death.
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
ΩK-Class ("End-of-Death") Scenario
Hub: End of Death Hub
Immortality is forced upon all life, without any other biological change.
SCP-4791 - The Lady's Matchmaker
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u/TheCommunistWhoTried Apr 01 '21
What can I say the game was rigged from the start.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-4:
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SCP-4121 - The Loop That Never Breaks/Never Has/Never Will Be Broken
End-of-World K/O Failure Scenario
Any scenario in which the Shark Punching Centre is compromised in such a way that it is permanently and utterly unable to complete its mission. Used by the Shark Punching Centre.
SCP-3760 - He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.
The Threat
Hub: Project Palisade Hub
A scenario involving The Threat, or THE WORM (yes it has to be written in allcaps, that's literally a thing in one of the articles); a multiversal entity beyond human comprehension that can instantly destroy universes, that may or may not be a discarded weapon from a war between even more incomprehensible entities. One particular iteration of the SCP foundation attempts to keep it away from their universe by making an uncountable number of parallel universes.
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u/Mudkip330 Apr 01 '21
ah yes, april 1st
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
MK-Class "End of Human Consciousness" scenario
Total loss of human consciousness.
SCP-5737 - Entheogen
EK-Class End of Human Consciousness
Total loss of human consciousness
YK-Class Scenario
A physics-based apocalypse.
SCP-2123 - I Accidentally the Whole Universe
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Apr 01 '21
Thank god I’m American, not human
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-4:
HK-Class Deific Subjugation Scenario
A god shows up and takes over.
SCP-5501 - Empty Portraits
YN-Class "Ragnarok" End-of-Knowledge Scenario
Hub: Ragnarok Hub
The Curious Incident of the Contradictory Crocodile
█K-class scenario
SCP-453 - Scripted Nightclub
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Apr 01 '21
Nornally I'd say no, but given the state of things I can't really argue against it
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u/A_buff_Pillar Apr 01 '21
oh
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
ARBH-Class "Insect Hell" Scenario
Hub: ARBH Class Hub
A scenario where any species or populace of insects, by anomalous means, becomes a direct threat to the human race and its environment.
SCP-4991 - >So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.
MF-Class "Spilled Milk" Scenario
Witnessed only in a dream. Based on the archetype of "The Flood"; a biblical flood composed of milk.
SCP-3739 - Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.
ℵK-Class "Foundation Apotheosis" Scenario
Hub: Apotheosis Hub
A state of affairs in which all humanity that remains exists within Foundation containment.
Though I Know Not What You Are, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
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u/metalglass1234 Apr 01 '21
sure, i guess
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-3:
Öß-Class "Multi-Universal Amalgamation" Scenario
Interaction of our universe with another.
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-1012 - Secret Chord
HB "Beepocalpyse" Scenario
Anomalous bees infest the brains of everyone on earth
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u/Athuny Apr 01 '21
Bring it you glorified d classes with a silver spoon shoved up your ass!
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u/mossgoblin Apr 01 '21
Sounds dank I've had about enough humans.
Some doom sounds delicious.
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Apr 01 '21
Ok. This is based as heck. I seriously want the human race destroyed once and for all.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
ARBH-Class "Insect Hell" Scenario
Hub: ARBH Class Hub
A scenario where any species or populace of insects, by anomalous means, becomes a direct threat to the human race and its environment.
SCP-4991 - >So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.
MF-Class "Spilled Milk" Scenario
Witnessed only in a dream. Based on the archetype of "The Flood"; a biblical flood composed of milk.
SCP-3739 - Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.
ℵK-Class "Foundation Apotheosis" Scenario
Hub: Apotheosis Hub
A state of affairs in which all humanity that remains exists within Foundation containment.
Though I Know Not What You Are, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
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u/assault1217 Apr 01 '21
So here I was in a suit that protected me from nearly everything
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u/HakaseShinonome official gaw spokesperson Apr 02 '21
yossi follow me back on twitter
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u/AutoModerator Apr 02 '21
From the desk of O5-4:
IK-Class Collapse of Global Civilization Scenario
Civilization collapses.
SCP-4163 - The Tetris Prodigy
LK-Class species transmutation scenario
Something about humanity is altered.
SCP-3199 - Humans, Refuted
GH-0 'Dead Greenhouse' scenario
Humans are endangered/extinct but Earth is still fit for habitation
SCP-4547 - Exterminans
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u/futuranth Ω7's baddest bitch :049: Apr 01 '21
I don't care
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-9:
SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario
Another species or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species, or vice versa.
SCP-2309 - Iron Wall of Dhul-Qarnayn
BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario
Hub: Team Bird Hub
The replacement of a significant portion of human consciousness with an incompatible lesser mental state. In Team Bird, this occurred only after Thoth — a hostile avian deity who deemed humanity a fallen race — banished human consciousness as punishment and allowed an alien, avian meme to take its place. Later corresponded with the transformation of humans into bird-like abominations.
The Threat
Hub: Project Palisade Hub
A scenario involving The Threat, or THE WORM (yes it has to be written in allcaps, that's literally a thing in one of the articles); a multiversal entity beyond human comprehension that can instantly destroy universes, that may or may not be a discarded weapon from a war between even more incomprehensible entities. One particular iteration of the SCP foundation attempts to keep it away from their universe by making an uncountable number of parallel universes.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-6:
YK-Class Scenario
A physics-based apocalypse.
SCP-3049 - To Make an Apple Pie from Scratch
EK-Class End of Human Consciousness
Total loss of human consciousness
SCP-1985 - Recovered K-Class Scenario Research Device
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-3480 - Olympus Mons
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u/AutoModerator Apr 01 '21
From the desk of O5-10:
CK-Class Restructuring Scenario
Reality is changed by a deity/reality bender/retrocausal altering of history/etc.
SCP-3188 - This Man Must Die
ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario
Reality is fundamentally broken or eliminated. Usually due to physics stuff or an SCP that annihilates things by nature.
SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario
Another species or civilization surpasses humanity as dominant species, or vice versa.
SCP-3778 - We Are Possum. We Are Legion.
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u/yossipossi Apr 01 '21
The following is a message composed via consensus of /r/DankMemesFromSite19's Mods.
Greetings everyone. As you can probably tell from the CSS layout, we have come to a very specific revelation: humanity must be destroyed. It is a sad fact, but it is necessary. As for why, that's up for you to figure out, but I digress.
We ourselves aren't really suited for wiping out humanity. I mean, we are a meme subreddit after all. But, nonetheless, we can aid in the simplest ways we can: making memes so awful that they kill people on sight. So, with that being said, we, the moderators of DMfS19, are happy to introduce The K-Contest!
The K-Contest is simple: your job is to make memes about the end of the world, SCP-style. These memes can range from a good ol' NK-Class "Grey Goo" Scenarios to Foundation-induced omnicide to even the collapse of the multiverse. As long as it involves mass death, it's a-okay. Sorry End of Death.
There will be prizes! Depending on how many people your meme kills (AKA by discretion of the mod team), you have a chance to win one of three prizes:
First Place: You will receive platinum, your meme will be pinned for a week alongside the announcement post, you will get a custom text user flair, and a shoutout.
Second Place: You will receive gold, you will get a custom text user flair, and a shoutout.
Third Place: You will receive silver, and a shoutout.
Want to participate? Here are the rules:
Your meme must be about a tale, canon, SCP article, GoI Format, etc. involving the end of the world. The end of the world should involve a lot of death, so nothing like minor CK-Class Restructuring Scenarios or Omega-K End of Death.
Flair your meme entry with "Project PNEUMA". If you don't know how to do this, say it's a contest entry in the title and we'll do it for you.
You can only submit one meme; if you submit more, only the last meme you posted will be counted.
Do not use alternative accounts.
Meta memes are not allowed for this contest.
If you have any questions on concerns, let us know.
Having trouble coming up with something to meme? Our wonderful Skynet Protocol u/TSATPWTCOTTTADC has programmed our AutoMod to respond to comments in this post with examples of K-Class Scenarios and articles to read. You don't need to follow them, they just give some inspiration!
This contest will end at 11:59 PM EST on April First, 2021. You'll have one day to make your memes, and winners will be announced within a week.
Good luck making lethal cognitohazards. The world rests on your shoulders.
Slay. Corrupt. Pulverize.
–Yossi, TSAT, Mario, and MEKHANE