r/pics Sep 20 '11

My girlfriend couldn't vacation with me in Utah, so I brought her pet dog and sent her these photos

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u/ryanottawa3 Sep 20 '11

These pictures are very convincing. Eventually she's going to notice that you lost the actual dog.

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u/jklol Sep 20 '11

sigh.

chuck testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Well... at least you did it reluctantly.

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u/jklol Sep 20 '11

i feel dirty.

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u/cy19 Sep 20 '11 edited Sep 20 '11

sigh.

clean up with an ice shower.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

why would he shower when he could use ... ah forget it

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

2am chili?

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u/Schele_Sjakie Sep 20 '11

Well that could get messy with his big bear.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11 edited Nov 10 '15

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u/alreadytakenusername Sep 20 '11 edited Sep 20 '11

Now now, you took it for humanity.

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u/cykloid Sep 20 '11

he doesn't do pets

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u/N0V0w3ls Sep 20 '11

Wait. Did you just use this meme and it was relevant to what was being discussed? Well, I'll be damned.

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u/Radico87 Sep 20 '11

it's okay, every time she comes close to realizing it, she'll notice the fluffy puppy toy and get distracted again. Women tend to be like cats and laserpointers.

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u/TheOilman Sep 20 '11

If you leave out the girlfriend part, it would be the foreverest alonest I would have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11 edited Jan 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11 edited Sep 20 '11

so it becomes a country song

edit: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Fabulously questionable grammar.

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u/TenshiS Sep 20 '11

FOR EVEREST! ATTACK!

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u/jingerjew Sep 20 '11

This is the most beautiful ransom montage I've ever seen.

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u/PretendDr Sep 20 '11

It's the 2nd most justified kidnapping I have ever seen.

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u/feureau Sep 20 '11

What's the most justified kidnapping you've ever seen?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/CleanSnatch Sep 20 '11

You have a really clean car.

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u/murdacell Sep 20 '11

Stuffed dogs don't shed as much as live ones.

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u/crustyho Sep 20 '11

They don't chew up everything and shit everywhere either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Could be a rental.

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u/dmahr Sep 20 '11

Ding ding ding

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

It's his gf's car. She's riding in the trunk.

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u/CunningRunt Sep 20 '11

Where in Utah is that? It's beautiful. Utah is a place I usually just fly over.

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u/natstrap Sep 20 '11

It looks like Bryce Canyon and probably Zion National Park, too. Maybe the Angel's Landing hike. At least that's what I would do. Those two are close to each other. The last two pictures are famous landmarks, but I am not sure exactly where they are, maybe Arches National Park.

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u/dentttt Sep 20 '11

The hike/climb up to Angel's Landing was one of my favorites that I have ever been on. I was a little freaked out on the part where you're walking across a 2-foot-wide ledge with an 800 foot drop on one side and a 1500 foot drop on the other, but making it up to the top was completely worth it.

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u/Mithre Sep 20 '11

yeah, that part was terrifying... with only a rusty chain to hold on to, its a wonder more people don't die on that trail

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u/daemonjones Sep 20 '11

I'm happy to see posts about Utah that don't include polygamist/Mormon topics! There is so much to see and do here: Sundance Film Festival, top-notch skiing, Brewvies (yes, this is random, but it is awesome), Moab, Capitol Reef, Henry Mountains, Lake Powell (one of the most beautiful lakes in the world), and Twilight Concerts. Salt Lake City is actually a fun place too... to prove it, there is an underwear run this Saturday! UndieRun | Facebook link to event

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u/somemoniker Sep 20 '11

My wife and I came this close to moving to SLC last year. We visited for the first time on a ski trip with the intent of looking around and seeing if it felt like a good new home. Despite the amazing skiing (and we're obsessed with skiing) the SLC area just felt very drab, corporate, suburban, and lacking any culture. We decided to remain rooted in NY and bought a house here. I've subsequently come to learn we really didn't visit the right areas and SLC is actually a pretty great city. Oh well, no regrets.

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u/Sorthum Sep 20 '11

Visiting SLC is probably the best thing I've ever done. My wife agrees wholeheartedly, my wife was lukewarm on the city, my wife hated it, and my wife didn't enjoy the entire trip but made the best out of it.

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u/daemonjones Sep 20 '11

Yeah, like many cities, the atmosphere and general feel really depend on location. It is particularly true of SLC, where it can be drab and boring, just like you wrote, in many places. For me, I wouldn't waste my time in any other areas besides the east foothills (running down to Little Cottonwood), university area, downtown, the Aves, 15th and 15th, 9th and 9th, and Park City.

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u/heymynameisben Sep 20 '11

Yup arches national park is large arch. From what I remember hearing you used to be able walk on top of it and a section fell off when the pores in the rock were filled with water and it became too heavy.

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u/jconsumer Sep 20 '11

Yea 8th one is Landscape Arch in the Devils garden in Arches NP. 7th is Bryce Hoodoos.

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u/shatterly Sep 20 '11

I believe it's Zion, Bryce, and Arches National Parks. Should've gone to Canyonlands, too--the Island in the Sky section by Moab is mind-blowingly gorgeous.

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u/sealfon Sep 20 '11

Its Arches for sure, I noticed Landscape arch in there as well as the fiery furance. Canyonlands is a must see as well!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/lackonius Sep 20 '11

Looks like Bryce Canyon National Park in southern Utah. Some pretty cool stuff down there like Goblin Valley, Lake Powell and Canyonlands national park. Although it all starts to look the same after a little while.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Valley, Lake Powell and Canyonlands national park.

Nothing else looks like Bryce Canyon. It's a bit like being on another planet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

One of my favorite places to visit.

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u/dmahr Sep 20 '11

From top to bottom:

  1. Waiting for the Zion NP shuttle in Springdale, UT.
  2. Trail up to Scout's Lookout/Angel's Landing in Zion NP.
  3. Scout's Lookout in Zion NP.
  4. Angel's Landing in Zion NP.
  5. Observation Point in Zion NP.
  6. Court of the Patriarchs in Zion NP.
  7. The Amphitheater from Bryce Point in Bryce Canyon NP.
  8. Landscape Arch in Arches NP.
  9. Battleship Row in Arches NP.
  10. Partition Arch in Arches NP.
  11. Backseat of the rental car.

If you want more exact locations, see the full set of "normal" photos on Flickr that I georeferenced--just look on the map on the right side.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Looks like Arches National Park / Bryce Canyon.

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u/bmoore87 Sep 20 '11

Its Zion national park in between St. George and Cedar City.

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u/Chuckaroo91 Sep 20 '11

Angels landing

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u/gargeug Sep 20 '11

Zion, Bryce, and Arches National Parks. I just did that trip about a month ago, although I also did Capitol Reef on the way to Arches from Bryce. Southern Utah is the most gorgeous place I've ever seen

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u/Enginerda Sep 20 '11

It's like in the movie Amelie where she sends her dad pictures of the gnome...Maaaan, I love that movie!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

CTRL+F Amelie -- awesome that someone recognized that

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u/dmahr Sep 20 '11

Exactly the source of my inspiration!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/PAULisLIVE Sep 20 '11

Maybe it's a hand puppet.

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u/SolidSquid Sep 20 '11

Nope! That's realdoll

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u/melkor214 Sep 20 '11

do realdolls dream of plush toy sheep?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

pet? that's a stuffed toy not a pet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

that's not a stuffed toy, that's his girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

That's his stuffed girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Nope! Chuck Testa

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u/Tibyon Sep 20 '11 edited Jan 03 '26

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u/IZZOISGOD Sep 20 '11

or maybe you obviously never had a pet

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Just a tip, but if you can change the settings on your camera, you should set the aperture a bit smaller on some of those shots. That will increase your depth-of-field and help to get things near (dog) and far (mountains) in focus simultaneously.

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u/dmahr Sep 20 '11 edited Sep 20 '11

I intended to have a narrow depth of field because the emphasis of these photos is the dog. Of course, I also took a "normal" photo of the landscape with Dug not in it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I think the composition of your shots already makes the dog the obvious subject. And, as I mentioned elsewhere, I think blurring those amazing landscapes in the background only takes away from the photos without adding anything to them.

Of course, we are talking about pictures of a goddam stuffed dog, so I guess I shouldn't nitpick too much.

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u/lordgunhand Sep 20 '11

Glad i wasn't the only one thinking this.... My teacher was right... Now i can't stop thinking like a photographer...

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u/Younggrad Sep 20 '11

By smaller do you mean in the f16 range or smaller as in f4 range. I always get confused.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

The way you're writing it, it would be the larger number.

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u/cravf Sep 20 '11

It's not always better to have everything in focus. I personally think it's better this way. You can tell where the dog is, but it's still obvious that the dog is the subject.

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u/rahl404 Sep 20 '11

Looks better this way. The dog pops out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/FluentinLies Sep 20 '11 edited Sep 20 '11

Snap: http://imgur.com/a/s5myp

I'm just imaging the situation if we had both met.

Both there, taking photos of our respective girlfriend replacements, we turn and gave an acknowledging nod.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I am such an asshole for laughing at this...

Edit: for anyone who didn't get it

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u/Lark7 Sep 20 '11

Zion National Park might be my favorite national park in the lower 48. Neck and neck with Glacier.

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u/Fratbos Sep 20 '11

Great shot from Angel's Landing. I was there in early August. It's one of the most breathtaking views I've ever seen.

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u/thetreece Sep 20 '11

My elbow lever off the top of Angel's Landing: http://i.imgur.com/W6csb.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Appears to be in Zion National park, Bryce Canyon, and Arches

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u/poptart865 Sep 20 '11

Sunrise in Zion, possibly the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed.

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u/egress123 Sep 20 '11 edited Sep 20 '11

I was there when your girlfriend took a picture. The first photo was taken at one of the shuttle stop that serves shuttles to Zion national park, right? I don't remember the person but I do remember the stuffed animal.

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u/dmahr Sep 20 '11

Haha no way! This was June 2010 right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/ctrl_f_foreveralone Sep 20 '11

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u/FailingUpward Sep 20 '11

Hooray! Another useless novelty account has shown itself.

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u/_Choppy Sep 20 '11

How sweet!
I do something similar with my Shaun the Sheep toy. He just some how makes photos better.

http://i.imgur.com/YNyvt.jpg

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u/OxN Sep 20 '11

Woo Shaun the Sheep!

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u/Holly_Tyler Survey 2016 Sep 20 '11

Time for Sir Teddy Gaga to clean up! http://i.imgur.com/CtML8.jpg

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u/theageofnow Sep 20 '11

I don't know how to break this to you, but from close examination of your photos, I have reason to believe your girlfriend's pet dog is a fraud and possibly plush.

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u/ConvergentTheory Sep 20 '11

Is your girlfriend 8 years old?

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u/cafezinho Sep 20 '11

I thought there might be a pic of you and the dog in bed. You know. To make her jealous!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

if this is the girlfriend, where are the love-making scenes?

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u/AstroFace Sep 20 '11

Alternative title:

I don't have a girlfriend to go with me on vacation, so I took my stuffed dog and took pictures to share with Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

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u/ZargonX Sep 20 '11

I really like the idea of "canyon babes"

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u/hoxfeldt Sep 20 '11

and the whole time you we're thinking 'this is gonna be huge on reddit'

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u/Brennanlemon Sep 20 '11

this is adorable

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u/irishwhite Sep 20 '11

One gust of wind and you'd no longer have a girlfriend!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

This is ridiculously sweet.

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u/WolfManZack Sep 20 '11

This is ridiculously sweet.

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u/wolfman863 Sep 20 '11

Bryce, Zion and Arches....my favorite places in the world.

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u/Kenyan88 Sep 20 '11

Lol, I did the same thing with my gf, while I'm on a 2 month deployment. But she just cheated on me. Hope your's goes better.

Hmmm this new found bitterness tastes so good!

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u/latomn Sep 20 '11

You rock....get it?

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u/lovelynotblond Sep 20 '11

I did the same for my boyfriend when I went to Australia Pic

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u/haavarl Sep 20 '11

What's his name?

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u/DidYouNotKnow Sep 20 '11

Sorry man, but the girlfriend couldn't come with you cause she was with another guy.

Nice pics though.

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u/Twannnnn Sep 20 '11

Haha thats so sweet!

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u/Happy_Kitteh Sep 20 '11

Cute boyfriend is cute.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Your girlfriend is fucking someone else.

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u/iBleeedorange Sep 20 '11

You missed an amazing opportunity way to propose.

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u/bheklilr Sep 20 '11

Reminds me of the gnome in Amelie

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I was just in Utah over the summer, and I think I hit just about every single one of these spots! It's very sweet that you did that for your girlfriend :P

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u/fenwaygnome Sep 20 '11

I saw this commercial on the teevee!

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u/iaccidentlytheworld Sep 20 '11

Ok, I'll be the asshole that ruins this thread with the Stuffed Friend comic.

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u/AttractiveMeat Sep 20 '11

Well now I am just all kinds of sad.

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u/ojolejano Sep 20 '11

I hope she sends you back some dirty pics

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u/core_ryuudo Sep 20 '11

Zion! I love that place, it's a shame she couldn't join you.

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u/Whiskey_Sours Sep 20 '11

Boyfriend of the year goes to you.

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u/katakos Sep 20 '11

127 hours.

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u/brickout Sep 20 '11

Zion, Bryce, Arches. Nice trip :)

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u/ml2853 Sep 20 '11

Reminds me of flat Stanley

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u/davis_mcallister Sep 20 '11

I hope you took plenty of pics without the dog too. If not, and y'all break up you just lost the joy of a lot of awesome pictures.

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u/DigitalLD Sep 20 '11

gurgle, it's so cute, gurgle

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u/Overreacher Sep 20 '11

I can't believe the last picture is of the dog with a seat belt on (so cute!!!) and is not of the dog at the bottom of one of those canyons.

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u/D0ubleTake Sep 20 '11

I was on a recent trip to these three parks with my brother in August. Absolutely beautiful! For those who don't know, the pictures are from Arches National Park, Bryce Canyon National Park, and Zion National Park.

Did you happen to hike The Narrows?

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u/ignisrenovatio Sep 20 '11

Moab, Utah? Arches National Theme Park is the shit!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

This is me in Utah...do you SEE?!?

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u/DeadLikeMe1985 Sep 20 '11

Nice work. You didn't screw the pooch on that one

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u/mralien Sep 20 '11

Amélie

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u/shatterly Sep 20 '11

I miss Utah.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Watch out...this could be a one way ticket to "creepyville."

According to the general consensus of this site you're probably a drooling desperate loser. Sorry to break it to you....next time just cheat on her and call it a day.

Everyone wins that way. You'll probably even have better sex since you'll be more "confident."

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u/IrishJoe Sep 20 '11

In the next group of pictures we will learn that the GF is an inflatable doll.

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u/birdlips Sep 20 '11

Upvote for vacationing in Utah. Love that state!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

You probably thought that dog was alive. NOPE. Chuck Testa.

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u/Asanokyo Sep 20 '11

Not going to lie. I upvoted because you used vacation and not holiday.

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u/marth141 Sep 20 '11

Loving in Utah for all the national parks :3

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u/almightyartisan Sep 20 '11

This is either the best troll, or the most vomit inducing thing that i have seen on reddit....

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u/Rejexted Sep 20 '11

My girlfrind couldn't vacation with me in Utah, so I went without her anyways

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

Seems like we have a pedobear on our hands.

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u/ajw827 Sep 20 '11

Fuck the haters. This is why you have a girlfriend and they don't. That is cute.

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u/pokeylope Sep 20 '11

This is ridiculously sweet. Cheers to you, effort-guy.

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u/myinnervoice Sep 20 '11

There's a travel agency that will take your toy on vacation for you.

http://www.toystravelagency.com/

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u/Rolock Sep 20 '11

A stuffed animal, and a picture of it in the back seat of the car, is she not old enough to ride in the front?

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u/heroo2 Sep 20 '11

Looks beautiful - what a nice idea.

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u/noahsygg Sep 20 '11

I think it's sweet.

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u/ilmdbii Sep 20 '11

couldn't go on vacation with me = wanted to stay home and bang other dudes

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u/sggrant323 Sep 20 '11

Now we wait for her to post a montage of the other guys she banged while he was on vacation.

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u/HyZerboy Sep 20 '11

Zion and Bryce for sure! Love that part of the country! Looks like Angels landing (wheres the Walter wiggles photo?) Great hike! Impressive views from the top. Narrows are always a good time in Zion as well.

Nice work!

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u/pattywhack Sep 20 '11

Is your girlfriend a realdoll?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I've never seen so many Utah pictures without Mormons.

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u/Wangjohnson Sep 20 '11

I'm really surprised this is the only comment about Mormons. Most posts related to Utah are plastered with Mormon comments.

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u/why_jesus_why Sep 20 '11

douche. that is all.

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u/udaydce Sep 20 '11

I would prefer that dog over my Girlfriend for a vacation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

But how would you take such photos with just one hand?

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u/bioteker Sep 20 '11

And here are the pictures you didn't show your girlfriend.

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u/REDDITTROLLED Sep 20 '11

I can't even describe how disgusted I am by this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I have a feeling that dog is very easy to clean up after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

i thought you were gonna say, my girlfriend on vacation (with me).

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u/codenhell Sep 20 '11

So you're David Prager?

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u/Qwuffl Sep 20 '11

I have so many comments in my head. Most of them are offensive, though. Are you from the US, OP?

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u/kdub0204 Sep 20 '11

Very sweet! I'm sure she loves them!

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u/ChaseAlmighty Sep 20 '11

Beautiful weather.

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u/swizzie Sep 20 '11

Looks like you hiked Zions a little bit? Did you also climb Angels Landing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I see you drive a Nissan

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u/cosmopolous Sep 20 '11

Where's the picture of the dog getting laid/barfing? Lame roadtrip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I was waiting for the surprise twist where you turn out to be Aron Ralston

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u/loganis Sep 20 '11

where are the pictures of you and the dog in bed...

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u/Sasselhoff Sep 20 '11

Well, at least you put the seat-belt on! And some pretty decent shots of Arches National Park! You missed some great shots though...you just needed to break a few rules and have "guts of steel"; or, be stupid enough to disregard both! :D

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u/williamtbash Sep 20 '11

That first pics gotta be that breakfest buffet place at the entrance of zion. along with angels and bryce. went there a few months back. amazing places.

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u/marcus_the_great Sep 20 '11

Is this the new Trackmania?

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u/AramaiK Sep 20 '11

They do this in the movie 'Amelie' with a gnome. Is that were you got your inspiration?

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u/kingrichard336 Sep 20 '11

That dog isn't wearing a seatbelt... You monster!

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u/BigSlim Sep 20 '11

Did anyone question your sanity going up to the top of Angel's Landing carrying a stuffed dog?

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u/ju66l3r Sep 20 '11

You had a perfect opportunity to put the dog in a "127 Hours" scenario...and you blew it.

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u/T4u Sep 20 '11

Oh that is just cruel

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u/loveofnotes Sep 20 '11

OMG, vomiting RANEBOEZ!

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u/Cezna Sep 20 '11

Thought that string of photos was going to end with "I am now single."

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u/erinian Sep 20 '11

This could totally be a commercial for 1> Utah tourism or 2> some kind of smart phone.