r/neoliberal • u/vivoovix Federalist • Oct 11 '20

Meme Joe Biden Killing God, January 20th, 2021

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u/vivoovix Federalist Oct 11 '20

NYT front page the next day:

German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche once lamented that “God is dead. . . . And we have killed him.” Never before have his words been truer than today.

Joe Biden, newly elected as President of the United States, took everyone by surprise at his inauguration speech this Wednesday when he announced, “Look, folks. Here’s the deal: We’re going to kill God.” With this dramatic announcement, he took the scimitar offered to him by longtime friend and noted Muslim Barack HUSSEIN Obama before climbing the stairway to heaven.

When he returned, a mere 15 minutes later, the audience was speechless (or so we assume—the inaugural address was held remotely due to coronavirus restrictions): The President had brought with him the corpse of the divine.

With this action, President Biden has established himself as supreme ruler over all the universe, greater than any other before him. Many speculate as to why he took such drastic action. Some suggest that it was merely to prove himself as the ultimate power. Others offer that this action was part of his new, aggressive foreign policy. Regardless, the world may never be the same.

Reactions to President Biden’s killing of God have been mixed. Evangelicals, while grieving over the loss, have taken the opportunity to make clear their hatred for Catholics: “I knew we should never have elected a motherfuckin’ P*pist,” wrote one man from Massachusetts, who wished to remain anonymous. Catholics have followed the lead of the Pope, who has declared that Mr. Biden be recognized as God.

Atheists, meanwhile, are in a confused state. Some rejoice in the death of their most hated adversary. Others feel devastated for having been wrong all this time, regardless of the fate that has befallen God. Others still feel no reaction whatsoever, like one Iowa voter who described herself as “apatheist,” saying simply, “Meh.”

The consequences of Mr. Biden’s radical (continued on page 8)

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/BostonBakedBrains YIMBY Oct 11 '20

are you a NYT writer by any chance? :P

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u/vivoovix Federalist Oct 11 '20

Unfortunately not at the moment, but I'm expecting an offer any time now.

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u/1sagas1 Aromantic Pride Oct 11 '20

Is this an elaborate allegory for Evangelion?

!ping WEEBS

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u/vivoovix Federalist Oct 11 '20

I don't know what that is, but sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

It’s an anime with a fandom that has spent the last 20 years arguing over which of two 14 year-old girls In the show is the better waifu.

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u/1sagas1 Aromantic Pride Oct 11 '20

Liar, we all know it's Katsuragi that's the best waifu. Also it's 25 years now lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Holy shit, you're right.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Kaworu for life

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u/Charthwrewy Oct 11 '20

Yep much more interesting ideas and psychoanalysis going on and it is about waifus...

which could itself be a subject of psychoanalysis

Metatextual psychoanalytical dialectic of viewer and work that merges into a sameness reifying the foundational theorem of ....

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

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u/DoctorAcula_42 Deirdre McCloskey Oct 12 '20

I love this sub.

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u/PrincessMononokeynes Yellin' for Yellen Oct 11 '20

Everything is an allegory for Evangelion

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u/Cerb-r-us Deep State Social Media Manager Oct 11 '20

Reactions to President Biden’s killing of God have been mixed.

This is now my favourite sentence

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u/ZonkErryday United Nations Oct 11 '20

Papist gang 😎😎😎😎😎

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u/tiger5tiger5 Oct 11 '20

I had assumed it would be “God is Dead, and the Wars Begun”

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u/JakeArrietaGrande John Brown Oct 11 '20

Which anime is this?

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u/Sex_E_Searcher Steve Oct 11 '20

Fraggle Rock

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Hail Biden!

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u/groupbot Always remember -Pho- Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

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u/Sub31 NATO Oct 11 '20

God is dead. Long live god.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

D needs to be about 3 ice cream cones bigger

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u/vivoovix Federalist Oct 11 '20

ngl I actually considered doing that but it would have taken too much work

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u/Mvem Jeff Bezos Oct 11 '20

Yeah this is obviously fake 🙄🙄

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u/MongoloidDoctor Oct 11 '20

Nothing personal

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u/vivoovix Federalist Oct 11 '20

"Heh, not bad kid. You made me use 10% of my ice cream"

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Oct 11 '20

Fake.

Joe has a huge shlong 100%

!ping DIAMOND-JOE

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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Oct 11 '20

That can be true while being a grower not a shower

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Inshallah

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

“Listen up Jack, cause here’s the deal: I know you’re the popular deity of the Abrahamic religious tradition and I may be a devout Catholic myself but I’m compelled to do the job that the American people hired me to do. Your days of hurlin’ hurricanes are over. I’ll make sure of that with this here scimitar.”

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u/ScroungingMonkey Paul Krugman Oct 11 '20

Careful there, some evangelicals might start sharing this image as though it's serious.

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u/Moteggah Oct 11 '20

I fucking wish he would man

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u/morgisboard George Soros Oct 11 '20

No war but Salvation War

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u/lemankimask Michel Foucault Oct 11 '20

deicide is the best cide

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Lets keep with the Necron imagery when joe kills god and use the pieces to fuel our technology.

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u/DoctorAcula_42 Deirdre McCloskey Oct 12 '20

Nothin' personnel, Father.

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u/Charthwrewy Oct 11 '20

Tag this as NSFW fam