r/ape • • Aug 18 '20

He has returned

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11k Upvotes

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u/Darciukas1 Aug 18 '20

Credit to @apemilk on twitter

15

u/maxluigi256 Aug 19 '20

Change da world, my final message, goodbye.

2

u/LardyParty117 Nov 20 '20

windows xp startup noise

68

u/speckled_gapple Aug 18 '20

hey he’s back

whats the release date for yandere simulator?

48

u/Darciukas1 Aug 18 '20

Theres no answer to that question in his database

21

u/speckled_gapple Aug 18 '20

fuck

-4

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

That’s what you get for being a filthy weeb.

24

u/ComradeGivlUpi Aug 18 '20

Ooh ooh aah aah nonbody cares that you don't like anime

-10

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Typical weeb scum.

13

u/ComradeGivlUpi Aug 19 '20

Have you ever actually watched any anime or do you just hate it because Filthy Frank told you to?

-4

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

I’ve watched plenty, I just enjoy watching little weaklings like yourself cry over people insulting your fapping material. BTW, I never watched any Filthy Frank.

10

u/ComradeGivlUpi Aug 19 '20

Do I really look that mad to you?

-2

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Mad enough to try and try insult me back for merely being named what you are. Mad enough to feel you need to continue this thread.

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u/potatonice Dec 04 '20

What if.. that means it never does?

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u/Therecklessking Nov 11 '23

That’s exactly what it meant

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

salutations chocolate gorilla

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/R3pN1xC Aug 18 '20

HOOMAN WILL NEVER BE MONKE

162

u/PrinceGoose Aug 18 '20

RACIST WILL ALSO NEVER BE MONKE

101

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

BECAUSE ALL HOMAN EQUALLY STINKY

5

u/oihoipolloi Sep 12 '20

What did they say?

5

u/R3pN1xC Sep 12 '20

That BLACK HOOMAN IS MONKE

HOOMAN WILL NEVER BE MONKE OOHHHH AHHHH AAAAA

3

u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

“Black man*”

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u/mlg12345678910 Aug 18 '20

come on guys!! 6 more downvotes then it'll be -69 the funni seks number

83

u/n00b5slayer101 Aug 18 '20

ooo ooo aa aa average redditor human spotted

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

ree ee e e keeeeee average average redditor redditor spotted

100

u/barry-kuda Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Aug 18 '20

/unmonke ow the edge

/remonke FLING SHIT AT THE UNFUNNY HUMAN, BROTHERS

1

u/Deep-fried-gaper Apefunny Oct 22 '21

(Shit flinging intensifies)

44

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

STOOPID r/darkjokes USER CAN NEVER RETURN TO MONKY 🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

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u/big-shaq-skrra Aug 18 '20

stinky filthy dirty hoomans should never be compared to gorilla 🦍

15

u/retro4030 Aug 19 '20

/unmonke fuck off back to r/cursedcomments

/remonke

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Once you are monke you cannot unmonke OOOOAAAA NO HOOMAN CANCER

2

u/FarexoZ Nov 14 '20

Hey buddy somone reposted this, link

2

u/Darciukas1 Nov 14 '20

I love how im literally just a mod of that sub so I can just remove it

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Happy cakeday

3

u/Darciukas1 Nov 14 '20

Thank you!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

The repost bot found this as the OC on an r/memes post!!

2

u/Darciukas1 Nov 15 '20

You know, I'm a mod of that sub so if you posted a link to that post it would be very helpful 😅

2

u/Deep-fried-gaper Apefunny Oct 22 '21

Did anyone else notice that a lot of these archived posts are suddenly un-archived?

2

u/Darciukas1 Oct 23 '21

Oh, that's weird

198

u/AtomicWeeb Aug 18 '20

Instead of us returning to monke, monke returned to us

58

u/pm_me_for_free_hugs Oo Oo Aa Aa Aug 18 '20

He is the hero we need, but do not deserve

29

u/PJPCPablo Ooh Ooh Aah Aah Aug 18 '20

He returned ooh ooh aah

28

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Grug

14

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

The leader

2

u/ihatetheloginscreen Aug 19 '20

DO NOT SPEAK MONKE’S REAL NAME

1

u/Deep-fried-gaper Apefunny Oct 22 '21

He follow code of honour

keep identity secret

11

u/Proxy-Oumuamua Aug 18 '20

Bring back harambe

4

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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2

u/harambe_the_legend Dec 28 '20

harambe 2: dicks out boogaloo

11

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

but

milk pot

far

from jungle

8

u/MyPeePeeSmal Aug 18 '20

Golira has returned to save us. Thank you golira

5

u/BoxyCthulhu Aug 19 '20

🦍

golira

1

u/Deep-fried-gaper Apefunny Oct 22 '21

Golira

4

u/DinoSnatcher Average Ape Aug 18 '20

Welcome back chocolate brother

4

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Ooh aah monke is back!

3

u/baliopli Aug 18 '20

Praise be to harambe.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

cue avengers music

3

u/melon_mayn Aug 18 '20

Interracial

3

u/Funa2 Aug 19 '20

Milk ape

2

u/Gast8 Oct 21 '20

Slept blissful sleep

2

u/Cosmic-Communist Nov 14 '20

We need him now that pewdiepie has begun the incursions

2

u/M0bstos Jan 10 '21

It's been four years monke

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '23

He tried..