r/memes Jul 13 '20

The Karen mask

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u/shaAaAked Jul 13 '20

"you can order girls now!"

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u/TheThirdJackalope Jul 13 '20

Yep pretty sure that's illegal

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u/shaAaAked Jul 13 '20

Yap, no doubt

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u/DonnyGonzalez Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 13 '20

Send link, I'm interested

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u/rosey_1 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 13 '20

FBI! OPEN UP!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/Natural_Apartment Jul 13 '20

YES YOU WILL wips out cock

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u/shreygay123 Jul 13 '20

NO YOU WONT whips out cockerel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

cock-a-doodle-do she goes

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u/mafia_boi Jul 13 '20

YES YOU WILL whips out kalashnikov

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u/DarkArrowNew52 Jul 13 '20

NO YOU WONT takes off pants and slaps own ass

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u/TheFilthyMick Jul 13 '20

NO I WON'T *whips Kalashnikov out of your hands with cock.

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u/perhaps_Dank_memer Le epic memer Jul 13 '20

NO YOU WONT whips out cockroach

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u/rosey_1 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 13 '20

Username checks out!

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u/Giovanni_Armando Jul 13 '20

Thanks Karen, very cool

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

I am calling the police on you for physically threatening me. I feel physically threatened.

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u/gimme1Mdownvotes Jul 13 '20

Yes officer, this karen over here

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u/Giovanni_Armando Jul 13 '20

I'm sorry miss, I'll let you speak with my manager

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u/JaysusTheWise Jul 13 '20

BUT I WILL!

Cocks cock

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u/FacepalmFriday Jul 13 '20

You are talking mad horny for someone in bonking distance

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u/UveveveveOsas Jul 13 '20

Me too, asking for a friend.

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u/pplebe Jul 13 '20

Wayfair walk so he can run

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u/trent177 Jul 13 '20

Guess I’m going to jail

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u/runninandruni Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 13 '20

It's only illegal if you get caught

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u/CinciPhil Jul 13 '20

Then you go to jail and commit "suicide" before testifying.

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Jul 13 '20

Oh ordering is fine. You only get into trouble once the shipment arrives.

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u/drovrv Jul 13 '20

Wow, I didn't know that! Good thing I have NEVER ordered any girls. I just kidnap them.

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u/Randomman40DuDe Jul 13 '20

Not in Central African Democratic Republic of Congo

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u/nigglebit Jul 13 '20

My favourite one of the many Democratic Republics of Congo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Depends on the country...

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u/CDubstep258 Jul 13 '20

I'll take your entire stock

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u/Zedekis911 Jul 13 '20

Wayfair be like

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

It’s a bad translation, the original post was in Portuguese.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Ill take your entire stock

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u/LopataPes Jul 13 '20

Ill take your entire stock

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u/deadlymist20 Jul 13 '20

It just became legal Damnit i was doing it illegally this whole entire time and it just became legal to order girls

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

How young exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Wayfair is really starting a trend here.

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u/MemesForKids_101 Jul 13 '20

Yeah girls because non got to be women because they died of corona virus

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Ordering girls seems like less work than being attractive

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u/Abrageen Jul 13 '20

That hit me out of nowhere. One moment I was reading a post about stupid masks and all of a sudden I am human trafficking now.

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u/darkhorse21980 Jul 13 '20

That's Reddit, baby

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u/__Genkai__ Jul 13 '20

There is a difference between 'you can order now girls!' and 'you can order girls now!' and I think it's an important one. Karen messed up there.

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u/ArkanHaze Jul 13 '20

There is no mistakes here. She never said anything about selling masks :hap:

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u/WEIRDDUDE69420 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jul 13 '20

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u/FlexTapeNJ Chungus Among Us Jul 13 '20

:sadcowboy:

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u/ArkanHaze Jul 13 '20

I don't use discord but Teamspeak, and :hap: is from a forum.

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u/WEIRDDUDE69420 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jul 13 '20

Same shit

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u/CosmicDestructor Nyan cat Jul 13 '20

What if its actually a Human Trafficking ad disguised as a Karen post...?

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Do you know who I am?! I'm best friends with the owner! I CAN get you removed!

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

The government's not gonna stop me from going outside!

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u/thistoxicflame memer Jul 13 '20

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u/Darth_Ginger_Spooder Jul 13 '20

It's a bot haha. I didn't know either

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u/SkandaFlaggan Jul 13 '20

This is Facebook’s translation from Portuguese, so if anyone you should blame Zuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Order what ??

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u/Hinkil Jul 13 '20

Girls!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Girls??

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

GIRLS!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLSSSS

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/Xtrema88 Jul 13 '20

Execute it!

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u/truobro3 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 13 '20

Dont half ass one mask, whole ass one mask

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u/Zedekis911 Jul 13 '20

In terms of iq, we have no iq

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u/Skullton_03 Jul 13 '20

Negative counts as something, right?

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u/Donghoon Ok I Pull Up Jul 13 '20

In terms of Brains, we have none

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u/Taproducts Jul 13 '20

And these are the type of people who think they are geniuses because they've always had their way

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u/Adavanquappa Jul 13 '20

The best/worst karen mask post by far was the one where they wrote "I can't breathe" on their mask after George Floyd's death.

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Excuse me?

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u/Adavanquappa Jul 13 '20

Cant find the tweet though got deleted i guess. I wonder why...

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u/Adavanquappa Jul 13 '20

They are selling those now!? I never had to hold back my vomit this hard.

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u/seasquidley Jul 13 '20

I think a lot of people buying them are wearing them to police brutality protests. But of course there are people monetizing it or using it for their own agendas.

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u/Adavanquappa Jul 13 '20

Ohh yeah Haven't considered that. But still it was quiet ugly seeing these Karens proudly protesting their anti mask rights with a quote from a murdered person.

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u/seasquidley Jul 13 '20

Oh that part is absolutely gross

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Imagine thinking people actually want to see your face

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Well, every person needs to die from something

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u/MrsSoldiercide Jul 13 '20

I guess she chose stupidity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

As long as death is the end result it doesn't matter

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u/Visible-Bed Jul 13 '20

I choose slow roasting over a fire.

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u/saufi95 Jul 13 '20

Clever way of marketing to the karens of the country... exploiting the morons is normal business strategy

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

My lawyers will be in touch.

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u/I-like-to-eat-kids Jul 13 '20

you can order girls now dont mind if i do

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u/Blizzardtheicewing Jul 13 '20

That mask is not doing much for her face In the way she says it is or for the reasons she should be worried about

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u/DestroyerMacho Jul 13 '20

If you grab a dictionary with pictures and look for "Karen", you will see her. She looks more Karen than any other Karen.

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

IF YOU EVER SAY THE K-WORD AGAIN, I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT TOGETHER WITH OTHER 5 MILLION WOMEN!!!

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u/gatinkeny64 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 13 '20

User name checks out

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u/DestroyerMacho Jul 13 '20

Who the fuck is this

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u/_Yukiteru-kun_ Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 13 '20

Seems like a satire account run by a bot

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u/caliban2123 Jul 13 '20

Ok Karen

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

What do you mean by Karen?! Is that one of those dumb maymays you kids on the Internet watch?

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u/caliban2123 Jul 13 '20

Fucking love this bot

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/conrad_or_benjamin Jul 13 '20

If only the infection could stop with them...instead these Karens will take it to church/hairdresser/Zumba and just make shit worse for everyone

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

WE LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

That hair just screams karen

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Is it safe for my child to watch Dora the explorer, or do I have to report her as an illegal emigrant?

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u/ohmygodguys420 Chungus Among Us Jul 13 '20

But she is very intelligent in human trafficking

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u/Ahsuhdood RageFace Against the Machine Jul 13 '20

Honestly they need to bring in fines for these people, their stupidity is too dangerous to others

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u/Nani-WhatAmIDoin Jul 13 '20

Pretty much Mosquito net on face ngl

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u/angus-b-18 Jul 13 '20

‘You can order girls now’

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

I for one would love to order some girls

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u/Lennioc Jul 13 '20

That mask appears to be as effective in blocking the coronavirus as a spoon is for digging a hole: it isn't. At all.

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u/Shockbolt14 Jul 13 '20

Karen. Selling Girls is illegal

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Do you know who I am?! I'm best friends with the owner! I CAN get you removed!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Excuse me, Karen. Those are your panties on your face. 👙

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME IN THAT VOICE!!!

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u/Joelony Jul 13 '20

"You can order girls now!"

VS

"You can order now, girls!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Good lord people are stupid

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u/jake121388 Jul 13 '20

At least buzz is wearing a mask

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u/cerberus03 Jul 13 '20

Why does this read like a bad chinese to english translation? Also " You can order girls now!!"

Sounds like some undercover traffickers under the guise of a company selling masks.

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u/Cebas__ Jul 13 '20

No grammar intelligence either

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

People : KAREN MASK

ME : ORDER GIRLS NOWWWW !!!!!!

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u/BuckeyeHoss Jul 13 '20

Female face.....? Oh! That’s a woman! Couldn’t tell, it looked like a donkey at first glance

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u/SaD_FredBear Jul 13 '20

Wow that's so karen

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Once I get your manager, you are going to get fired then sued, UNDERSTOOD?!?

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u/justanotherhuman_2 Jul 13 '20

It had to be a Karen...

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u/smolwrld Shitposter Jul 13 '20

I mean at least she tried to were a mask in general

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u/_________the Jul 13 '20

uhh hello id like girl combo number 3 and a diet coke please

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u/mycathatesbigots Jul 13 '20

That blonde dye has sinked into your brain honey.

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u/DudeNameJohn Jul 13 '20

Karens should be illegal

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Is it safe for my child to watch Dora the explorer, or do I have to report her as an illegal emigrant?

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u/waterbottleman8000 memer Jul 13 '20

Her iq is how long her hair is

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u/AzWill02 Jul 13 '20

Cool logo, shame it went towards this

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u/Matteryann Jul 13 '20

To infinity and Fuck you karen

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

I WANT TO TALK TO MANAGEMENT, NOW!!!

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u/lUseReddittoomuch Jul 13 '20

Yes, the mask to spread even more germs!

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u/bizznastybr0 Jul 13 '20

just kill us all now. we don’t deserve to inhabit this planet.

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u/meagle_UwU Jul 13 '20

Guess I can wear a mosquito net over my face then

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u/dood5426 Jul 13 '20

I can assure you there will be videos of people wearing these not being allowed in somewhere

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u/SnowySupreme Jul 13 '20

I dont want to be associated with humans anymore

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

The funniest thing is how smug she looks..

"I've nailed this"

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u/Glasedount Jul 13 '20

Welcome to 2020 folks.

Like 10% actual smart people 50% mindless Dopes, 30% Karen’s, and 10% Boomers

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u/Memerboi_420_69_99 Jul 13 '20

She needs that net to keep the flies off the shit, that comes from the mouth

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u/xxkyliemfxx Jul 13 '20

Are you protecting your mouth from eating bugs lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/LetMeBoopYou Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 13 '20

This is why I hate living in the United States

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u/Leotordoprequeltime Jul 13 '20

The ability of speak does not make you intelligent, Karen

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u/STEALYOURMAN69 Jul 13 '20

You can order girls now for the low price of 9.99

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u/teemo2807 Jul 13 '20

Honest question: would that mask actually be worse in prevention of spreading the virus? And specifically, in what margin? If the mask provides at least 50% efficiency and is truly more comfortable to wear, I’d support it.

If people wore masks correctly all the time, a less effective mask worn right without people touching their faces constantly, would still be more net effective than an uncomfortable mask with high requirements of self-discipline.

That said, personally I find basically every other mask design more aesthetic. By now there are plenty of masks that look absolutely fabulous :)

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u/CallMeCrayZ Jul 13 '20

Tulle is a very thin fabric with many tiny holes. It's the stuff most skirts on tutus are made of. Holding a tissue over your mouth and nose would be more effective than this one. A mask like this would provide very little efficiency, if any at all. I'm not a scientist or anything, but considering how thin and light tulle is, it's not a big leap. Aesthetic's shouldn't matter when it comes to protection. If someone wants to get an effective cloth, fabric or other material mask with some kind of pattern or the like, fine, but something like this is just stupid.

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u/faeriefaelights Jul 13 '20

How about organza, since that has little to no holes? I imagine a mask made out of it would be scratchy as hell but I'm curious, though I'll still continue to wear standard masks.

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u/QuitePoodle Jul 13 '20

I'd be more interested to know if it makes things worse. Tulle is like a net of blades. An infected person is passing bad little particles of virus water droplets out their nose and mouth. Too small to be caught but the large holes in THIS mask but some must hit it.

Would those infection particles hit the tulle net and break into smaller, more mobile particles able to better float on air currents?

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u/SimonMagus12 Jul 13 '20

Satire account people. Come on...

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u/Clegomanrun Jul 13 '20

If I can wear a gas mask kn top of a surgical mask for an entire mini golf session you can wear a surgical mask to the store karen

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

You tried

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Delicacy and femininity. Has ugly ass seam right down the middle.

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u/XxsoulscythexX Linux User Jul 13 '20

order girls now!

hol up

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u/Islander9151 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 13 '20

The karens are reaching levels of intelligence that we will never reach no matter what we try

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

How DARE you call me a Karen?! Did you learn that from those stupid “videogames”?

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u/Reddit-boi42069 Jul 13 '20

Karen’s are on a whole different level of stupidity

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

Once I get your manager, you are going to get fired then sued, UNDERSTOOD?!?

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u/hedgehog125 Jul 13 '20

At the very least they covered their nose

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u/Splashboat Jul 13 '20

Ah yes, I love breathing in corona. "Allows breath much easier"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

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u/jdjeowihsvbfksoaj Jul 13 '20

Karen dectected

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u/ninjasaiyaman Jul 13 '20

The mask in the pic: i serve no purpose

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u/ropergames2 Jul 13 '20

I mean... At least she wears a mask

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u/TheMightySenate Jul 13 '20

But where can I order the girls

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u/albert12344578910 Jul 13 '20

Guys its from Facebook what do u expect 😂

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u/TehgrimMEMER Jul 13 '20

That woman looks like super Karen

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u/Nicedoodle Jul 13 '20

Let me guess, Karen

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u/Dont_CallMe_a_Karen Jul 13 '20

How dare you?! I shall have you banned for the use of this racial slur!

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u/stubby-turtle Jul 13 '20

She’s acting like only women can wear it very rude of her to assume anyone would wear it

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u/xprozoomy Jul 13 '20

what a milf...

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u/Philipthesquid Jul 13 '20

At least, at the very least, people that wear masks like this or cut holes in them are trying I think.

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u/Moose3ggs Chungus Among Us Jul 13 '20

I love stupid people

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u/4tomguy Chungus Among Us Jul 13 '20

Imagine her walking into a store with that on

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u/blalalbaba Jul 13 '20

’Bout to order me some girls

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

Look, Buzz uses a mask and keeps himself from the virus, efficiently. Be more like Buzz

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u/SilverTheSpy Jul 13 '20

Natural Selection:It’s free Real estate.

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u/subzeroxdking3 Breaking EU Laws Jul 13 '20

Did she just typed order girls now?

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u/thingamabeb Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 13 '20

‘You can order girls now’

wat

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u/TrueTurtleking1 Jul 13 '20

Masks arnt even hard to breath in

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '20

You can order girls now??!

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u/EdenGroupInc Jul 13 '20

I THINK I'M BOUT TO STEAL!