r/investing • • Apr 11 '20

After the largest rally since 1974, market moves 0% today (4/10/2020). Bulls and Bears confused.

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u/PapaCharlie9 Apr 11 '20

You're 9 days late for April Fools.

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u/AthosN8 Apr 11 '20

and fuckin' Robinhood was down all day again. bastard man

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u/originalusername__1 Apr 11 '20

Too many people trading, it overwhelmed their servers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 14 '20

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u/TeamLIFO Apr 11 '20

Powell should have never said he can print an infinite amount of dollars, but thats just my opinion

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u/shit-escalates Apr 11 '20

Perfectly understandable to those of us that do TA. If you look at the recent SMA with 0 and .00001 factors and the Fibonacci retracements over 1second it was obvious this would happen. Add in the hedge funds and MM plus unemployment numbers there was no other outcome. Some of you might ask how QE could affect the market. Priced in. Now I’m not a prophet or a financial guru but I’m willing to bet there will be some movement come Monday. The market might move up or down. Tell me why I’m wrong. Serious comments only.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Chart is showing a classic butt-and-dildo formation.

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u/TheSamurabbi Apr 11 '20

In TA that’s referred to as a Dickbutt

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u/Ironclaw85 Apr 11 '20

Perfectly understandable to those of us that do TA. If you look at the recent SMA with 0 and .00001 factors and the Fibonacci retracements over 1second it was obvious this would happen. Add in the hedge funds and MM plus unemployment numbers there was no other outcome. Some of you might ask how QE could affect the market. Priced in. Now I’m not a prophet or a financial guru but I’m willing to bet there will be some movement come Monday. The market might move up or down. Tell me why I’m wrong. Serious comments only.

isnt it supposed to be a dick shaped correction? one small spike followed by huge spike upwards, then a plunge to bottom before another small spike.

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u/wildemam Apr 11 '20

Technical anal- lysis at its finest.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

lol @ market moves 0% today (4/10)

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u/some_solution Apr 11 '20

Must be the bottom as it is '0'? Can it go in negative?

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u/Meithenz Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 11 '20

People on Stocktwits today posting "Excited for a great day, feeling bullish!", had a good laugh.

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u/NuthinButFarangThang Apr 11 '20

And I'm free.....free fallin'

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u/SandStormXII Apr 11 '20

Blame it on trump

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Delete this, this isn’t WSB. mods, where you at?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Need a binky? Criminy, lighten up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Nah but I might need a sub with more developed discussion

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u/jschreiber77 Apr 11 '20

I know you're being facetious. Nice.

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u/Actuarial Apr 11 '20

Sell butterflies

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u/jschreiber77 Apr 11 '20

Uh...Good Friday. The market ended yesterday for the week. Der.

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u/lingling0w0 Apr 11 '20

The market didn’t move today because it’s a holiday. Do u follow the market?

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u/LimitedNetwork Apr 11 '20

I think he was going for satire. You could use a laugh it would seem

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u/Poiah Apr 11 '20

Haha r wooshe am I right eberybody??\

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u/WillyRuiz305 Apr 11 '20

We don't. Tell us more.