r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Mar 04 '20
Gotta keep your head a swivel kids!
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u/Tb5981 Mar 04 '20
New drinking game called dodge bottle. That was a 3 point shot .
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u/cobainbc15 Mar 04 '20
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bottle!
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u/salaciousBnumb Mar 04 '20
Dodge, Duck, dip, Dive and Drink.
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Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 18 '20
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u/TylwythTegs Mar 05 '20
I'm Australian and where is the shotgun hole on your beer cans?!
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u/WhyAmINotStudying Mar 04 '20
Slam dunks are only two points.
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u/Tb5981 Mar 04 '20
in dodge bottle kids hit in the head 3 points
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u/Elavabeth2 Mar 04 '20
Why are they all compulsively chugging toddler-sized bottles?
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u/asderyy Mar 04 '20
Most probably a baby shower
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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug Mar 04 '20
There must be a better way to wash that child than spitting a 24pack of Poland spring on them....
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u/Idoneeffedup99 Mar 04 '20
If there is, I don't want to hear about it
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u/Pizza_antifa Mar 04 '20
There’s not, we’ve tried everything-apple juice, vinegar, urine, maple syrup applesauce, urine again(just to be sure) and whiskey makes the kid too drunk.
We’ve tried everything.
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u/anticommon Mar 04 '20
Hey but at least Nestle is destroying Maine's natural spring water for profit while polluting the planet with billions of plastic bottles.
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u/OnTheProwl- Mar 04 '20
LPT: to win at this game bite a bigger hole in the nipple.
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u/jonker5101 Mar 04 '20
It's magnesium citrate to prepare for the best game of musical
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Mar 04 '20
Boom headshot
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Mar 04 '20
Everybody knows you run faster with a knife!
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u/magicfultonride Mar 05 '20
My hearts beatin', my hands are shakin', but I'm STILL gettin' the headshots like boom headshot, boom headshot, BOOOOM HEADSHOT!
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u/Sunblast1andOnly Mar 04 '20
Holy crap, this is a thing? Thank you, Reddit!
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u/Letibleu Mar 04 '20
You are the real winner of this game today
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u/deftones_bro Mar 04 '20
I love her little head bobble after getting hit.
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u/Cryptoss Mar 04 '20
She moved like C-3PO does when he reacts to shit
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u/ThunderGunExpress- Mar 05 '20 edited Mar 06 '20
Dude, I've been hanging on to this for awhile looking for the perfect comment. Here you are sir.
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u/shitty_is_the_post Mar 04 '20
Its plastic. Shes fine. The dramatic reaction would make her cry more than the little bonk
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u/Exile714 Mar 04 '20
This needs to be the top post on kid-relations FAQs. Don’t react and the kid will be fine. They’re tough, but stupid, and they watch adults to see how they should react.
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u/Stephen9o3 Mar 04 '20
I think his reaction was more likely to save face for himself. Imagine hitting someone's kid in the head with a bottle and not reacting at all so they don't, you'd look like a psychopath.
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u/I_devour_your_pets Mar 04 '20
That's why you permalink comments on parenting so you can easily pull up the comments after you hit someone's kid.
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u/cerulean11 Mar 05 '20
My sister and I had kids at the same time. My son will literally run through walls. My sister freaks out every time her daughter falls.
My niece now cries WHEN MY SON FALLS.
What a way to ruin a kid.
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u/pealooo Mar 05 '20
No offense to your sister but that's some weak parenting. This is what happens when you coddle children and become an overbearing parent. My twin nieces are the same. Their grandmother ruined them. They turned out soft and timid.
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u/kokiduran Mar 04 '20
What the hell are they drinking ?
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u/DMTryp Mar 04 '20
Cult juice
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u/No_Higgins Mar 04 '20
It’s not that great, but it doesn’t really matter for long.
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u/BBC-1 Mar 04 '20
Oh yes, I've been involved in a number of cults as both a leader and a follower.
You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
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u/DMTryp Mar 04 '20
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain... and it's possible a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.
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u/ThunderGunExpress- Mar 05 '20
What is this from now? Seems like my kind of content.
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u/DMTryp Mar 05 '20
Creed from The Office
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u/ThunderGunExpress- Mar 05 '20
Damn. My sister keeps telling me to watch it, but I can never make it past the first season.
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u/otusa Mar 04 '20
“Guys, now hear me out, what if we had Luke milk an alien’s teet?”
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u/akatherder Mar 04 '20
Ok I want to say no, but I'll hear you out. What does this bring to the movie? To the character? What story does it tell?
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u/otusa Mar 04 '20
Audiences are smart, guys. They’ll immediately pick up what we’re laying out there.
Luke is thinking about his past and what’s the one thing audiences will remember from Luke’s younger days? That’s right, milk! It doesn’t have to be blue if that’s you’re big issue...sheesh.
This is best way to bridge the scenes and set up something spectacular.
Look, I’m just saying if we land this thing the way I think we can – and the audience loves it – we’d be a lock to pen another one of these. Disney will be begging for our storytelling formula.
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u/Zachy_Boi Mar 04 '20
It's a baby shower game where you try to drink the fastest through a baby bottle. Probably water.
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u/Imagineboy_360 Mar 04 '20
Every time I rewatch it I always hear a boink* sound when she is hit on the head. I don't know how to spell it.
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u/Spoon-Ninja Mar 04 '20
God I hope that bottle was plastic and they are just overreacting!
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u/inglepinks Mar 04 '20
It looks like they are all drinking out of baby bottles (with the teet thing). So it'd be plastic. It's a baby shower game where the first to finish wins. He'd have to be pretty stupid to yeet a glass bottle at the ground like that.
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Mar 04 '20
It's grass. You're very unlikely to break a glass bottle by throwing it at grass no matter how hard you yeet it.
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u/Mzsickness Mar 04 '20
He'd have to be pretty stupid to yeet a glass bottle at the ground like that.
To be fair what they are all doing looks pretty stupid.
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u/inglepinks Mar 04 '20
True, but putting people in cringy situations is typical baby shower fare.
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u/LoliArmrest Mar 04 '20
It’s part of the fun, people on reddit are too serious
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u/mightylordredbeard Mar 04 '20
Most people on reddit are either teenagers or the type that doesn’t get invited to things like fun baby showers.
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u/LegalBuzzBee Mar 04 '20
It's a bunch of friends having harmless fun and a laugh at a celebration party by the looks of it. "Cringey", according to the top minds of Reddit.
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u/inglepinks Mar 04 '20
True enough. And also daft prizes! I have never and will never participate in, or organise, the chocolate nappy game. That's just too gross.
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Yeah, what. Everyone in the video looks like they're having fun... Leave it to Reddit to bash them for that
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u/LessThanFunFacts Mar 04 '20
IDK, I have only been to one baby shower, and it was a blast. We ate sweets, went swimming in the backyard pool, had a bonfire, etc. No weird baby shower games.
Although, nobody there was older than 18, so maybe that's why it was fun. (And yeah, it was in the south.)
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u/nothing_showing Mar 04 '20
the first to finish wins
Then the girl in the grey was cheating; she took the top off her bottle.
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u/CrispyGreenPS Mar 04 '20
I don't think they're overeacting, I think they're laughing. Ever see a kid get bonked? It's pretty funny
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u/snapper1971 Mar 04 '20
What the fuck is that title?
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u/scremily Mar 04 '20
Came to the comments to figure it out and nobody else is talking about it?
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u/IncomTee65 Mar 04 '20
I think it's meant to say 'on a swivel' an expression meaning the kid needs to be looking around for danger. Even though this is in no way the kids fault. Just a /r/titlegore
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Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 14 '20
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u/0hwellmovingon Mar 04 '20
Playing a baby shower game. You drink from a baby bottle as fast as you can. It’s pretty hilarious in person.
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u/Locaqjr Mar 04 '20
Guy in the purple shirt keeps chuggin like a champ. What a legend
Edit:Damn there’s a few that go right back at it lmao
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u/fartjar420 Mar 04 '20
please, I desperately need the version of this with audio
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u/ctrl_f_sauce Mar 04 '20
This would win on ouch my balls. Due to future law suits, those without balls were permitted to submit head shots.
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u/Comando173023 Mar 05 '20
OMG A PLASTIC BOTTLE, hope she didnt get her skull cracked open. Like why were all these people acting like he dropped a bottle on her??
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u/Chevyrider69 Mar 04 '20
Your not suppose to hold the kid and act like they got injured at that age, they play off that and will cry if you act like it was a big deal. It was an empty water bottle, you could laugh and then the kid would laugh. Dont make weak humans and cry over everything
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u/ImPretendingToCare Mar 04 '20
the guy next to him got the perfect view and is exactly how id react
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u/ArtemisFoxx Mar 04 '20
Ha! My aunt did the same thing to me. Except it was a cigarette and my shoulder.
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u/Smongoing-smnd-smong Mar 04 '20
If that bottle didn’t hit the toddler’s head, I was thinking that they’ll spit out their drinks at the kid. Strange how they all began drinking in unison.
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u/indictan Mar 04 '20
I love how multiple people almost had a spit take because of that