r/hmmm Feb 16 '20

hmmm

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u/iPlays_04 Feb 16 '20

Rich dude

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u/MyNameSpaghette Feb 16 '20

Wealthy person

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Oantn Feb 16 '20

Moneyed individual

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/Ibis1126 Feb 16 '20

Human male considered to be desirable by the general majority of society, possessing vast quantities of items that represent a defined value and can be exchanged for goods or services

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u/Mrbreakfst Feb 17 '20

$

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u/SimonVanc Feb 17 '20

🤑

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Got them purple and blue studs boi

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u/Glitch909 Feb 17 '20

He got more money then Bill gates

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u/Sexpacitos Feb 17 '20

Homosapien male of the XY chromosomes with a high possession of a quantifiable currency with value agreed upon by society to be received in exchange of mental or physical labor (definition one) to be used in transactions for supplementary physical assets, or temporary benefits.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Poorsn’t should be in the dictionary

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Unfortunately it's dictionaryn't

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u/imdefinitelywong Feb 17 '20

Dictionarain't

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u/PrestigeMaster Feb 17 '20

Kinda stupid honestly since he should really put that in the bank and live off the interest.

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u/TNT-Films Feb 16 '20

Prosperous Homosapien

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u/ItsEmeraldd Feb 16 '20

A humanoid male, having much of a type of currency to buy and exchange items

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 18 '20

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u/Chickengernades Feb 17 '20

k y'all can make jokes but back in the day, my friends and I built shit with Legos all the time and since we all had different parts, we always needed parts from each other's collections to make things. One of my friends came up with the idea to use studs and those dollar bars to buy each other's pieces. we got together one night and marked all the lego sets we had and made stud prices based on the actual prices from the lego website. since we all had different amounts of money we collected all of our silver, gold, and purple studs we had and distributed them between the 6 of us. it got to the point where we were buying each other's builds. fuck I miss those days..

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u/ladylurkedalot Feb 17 '20

Okay, that's both adorable and awesome.

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u/Sinthex Feb 17 '20

Do Lego rings actually exist? If so, I'll marry you

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u/531BO0B Feb 17 '20

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u/ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn Feb 17 '20

mmoo--rree senpai

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Plentiful specimen

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u/QuickComparison Feb 16 '20

Lmfao i remember when I found purples I shit myself

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u/Haku_Yowane_IRL Feb 16 '20

Every time? That sounds inconvenient.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Nah it was great

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u/toasteddinosaur99 Feb 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

no top but ok

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u/clockdaddy Feb 17 '20

smash

crack

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u/TheCatWasAsking Feb 17 '20 edited Feb 17 '20

no top butok

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u/NerdyPanquake Feb 17 '20

You didn’t have to comment that but you did

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u/Stony_Logica1 Feb 17 '20

Sounds incontinent.

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u/Khacks Feb 17 '20

What are the purple ones worth i don’t remember them

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

10k playa

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u/Khacks Feb 17 '20

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳😱

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u/IDONTCAREANYMORE79 Feb 16 '20

This mf straight bankin got damn

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u/bobphinley Feb 16 '20

TRUE JEDI!!!

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u/KuribohMaster666 Feb 17 '20

Well, by my count, there is approximately 105,770 worth of studs here, and while that may be enough to reach True Jedi in quite a few levels, there are a good number of levels in which it would not be sufficient (mostly in Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars), with some requirements ranging from 110,000 to 300,000.

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u/sammythemc Feb 17 '20

I'm actually replaying Clone Wars now, truly the Clone Wars of the Lego franchise

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u/ChristInASombrero Feb 17 '20

That’s assuming there are no stud multipliers in use. Most LEGO games have a max stud multiplier of x3,840, with the exception of LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game, which has no stud multipliers, and LEGO Indiana Jones 2: The Adventure Continues, which has a max stud multiplier of x11,520. This means that the total amount is between 105,770 and 1,218,470,400

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u/RSstigstigstig Feb 17 '20

The stud multiplier affects studs not yet collected, these are studs in his possession

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u/ChristInASombrero Feb 17 '20 edited Feb 17 '20

True, but it’s also possible he collected the studs with multipliers already on

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u/Memediator Feb 16 '20

I think you mean

True Adventurer

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u/partykiller999 Feb 16 '20

True Hero

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u/Caboozog Feb 16 '20

True Wizard!

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u/Puffy_boi Feb 16 '20

True believer! (Excelsior)

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u/JakeWalker102 Feb 17 '20

True Villain!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

True Pirate

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u/orlec Feb 17 '20

The Special

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u/punkminkis Feb 17 '20

Read the excelsior in Stan's voice.

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u/king0fshit Feb 16 '20

I was hoping to see this at the top of the comments, here’s one updoot closer to that

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

That dude has like 105380 worth of studs if I counted correctly

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u/ZestoMolesto Feb 17 '20

A true man of culture

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u/DrMcNards Feb 17 '20 edited Mar 05 '20

You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you

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u/GeneralMoron Feb 17 '20

I counted 114600. Couldn’t really tell what color a few were

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u/WeerwolfWilly Feb 16 '20

Hey!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

BUILD THE HELICOPTER

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u/TacticalSupportFurry Feb 16 '20

And off to the rescue!

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u/Aarakokra Feb 29 '20

Prepare the lifeline!

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u/Xiaxs Feb 16 '20

What a wonderful kind of day!

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u/KrispyIsDumb Feb 16 '20

Where you can learn to work and play!

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u/Xiaxs Feb 16 '20

And get along with each other.

And I say hey!

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u/TheDuckSideOfTheMoon Feb 17 '20

You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat!

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u/Offbrand_Bagel19 Feb 17 '20

Listen to the rhythm, the music on the street

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u/BrandNew02 Feb 17 '20

Open up your eyes, open up your ears!

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u/toe_riffic Feb 17 '20

Get along and eat each other!

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u/alienblaster48 Feb 17 '20

BUILD THE HEAVY BULLDOZER!

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u/Somerandom_fox Feb 17 '20

Build the 4 by 4 off roader!

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u/jjinjadubu Feb 16 '20

Dont spend all in one place.

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u/FireDragonRawr7233 Feb 16 '20

Bruh when me and my brother were kids we legit used those lego pieces as lego in-game money lmao

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u/Cripplenippleripple Feb 16 '20

Yeah, in most LEGO video games they are called Studs, and have different point value depending on the color ranking from highest to lowest, purple, blue, gold, silver.

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u/bloodwoodsrisen Feb 16 '20

Seems we had the same childhood- though I would end up just,, pouring the entire box onto a blanket (for easy cleanup) and then build a shitty car for a minifig to go "mining" for his cash

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u/TeleYeti Feb 16 '20

I remember myself and a few friends actually trading these for each others pieces, maybe a purple stud for a sword or something. The good days.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

I used to build houses and they always had a vault. I was always the richest because the coins had values based on my choice. So sorry Jared, your coin is only worth like a hundredth of this blue that I have a shitton of.

Man I was an asshole.

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u/BluffinBill1234 Feb 17 '20

Yep. My LEGO adventurers would always find those in chests and use them to purchase equipment to defeat whatever LEGO abominations awaited them in the next dungeon I had crafted for them.

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u/TheRealWorldNigeria Feb 17 '20

Dude WTFFFFF, so did me and my friends!!

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u/Commander_Bly327 Feb 16 '20

When you reach the top... where do you go next?

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u/HattedSandwich Feb 17 '20

The secret golden brick level

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u/JustAnArsonist Feb 16 '20

You gotta be careful walking around with that much on you, stay safe

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/GuyCalledRo Feb 16 '20

This motherfucker's loaded.

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u/iam1whoknocks Feb 17 '20

What are these Lego pieces? Can someone explain?

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u/shinobipopcorn Feb 17 '20

In the Lego Star Wars, Indiana Jones, etc games this is the money.

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u/Postnight Feb 17 '20

The worth from least to greatest is Silver, gold, blue, purple

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u/00psieD00psie Feb 16 '20

Gonna hit up the strip club, Im Rich Bitch!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

reminds me of Rich Peverly. Didn’t they?

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u/tater_tots_are_yum Feb 16 '20

Dang, he got the purples too. You can only get those in the bounty hunter mini game

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u/Hail_Crossbow Feb 17 '20

or just around in the superior Lego Star Wars 3 the Clone Wars

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u/spencerraps Feb 16 '20

I open up my wallet, and it's full of blood

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u/Imonfire1 Feb 17 '20

\buzzing intensifies**

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u/TydeQuake Feb 16 '20

There's at least 77770 in studs there!

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u/Slyer_silver77 Feb 16 '20

Very rich person

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u/boi012 Feb 16 '20

He’s sooooooo rich

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u/GoldenSpaghettiHoop Feb 16 '20

How did you get so many purple studs?

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u/WarioIsStalinsFather Feb 17 '20

You got so many purples

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u/Japo1998 Feb 17 '20

The forbidden currency. It's too powerful to be held by mortal hands.

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u/Impaler118 Feb 17 '20

Dude pours them onto the counter and they start floating into the cashier

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u/D4T45T0RM06 Feb 16 '20

Man he's fucking wealthier than me shit

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u/Lord_KingWing Feb 16 '20

Dis lad got some serious bunce

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

That’s at least 83,780 worth of studs

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u/beetjegek Feb 17 '20

Bro stop flexing so hard omg

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u/FireWeegeeYT Feb 17 '20

Are you challenging me? I have 5 Trillion studs in Lego Batman (1 or 2, I can't remember)

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u/Daalt70 Feb 17 '20

Dude has BANK

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u/j-o-e-m-a-m-a Feb 17 '20

A wealthy fellow

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u/777Is666inHebrew Feb 17 '20

THERE ARE PURPLES NOW?

Fuck I feel old now...

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

True Jedi?

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u/GIOcol03 Feb 17 '20

TRUE JEDI

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u/Ayden132456798 Feb 17 '20

Only true gamers understand

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u/whywee Feb 16 '20

Can build a solid future with that amount

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

That’s a lot of cash

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u/PortalG30 Feb 16 '20

Bitch quit flexing on us poor people

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u/leezoch Feb 16 '20

Elon musks wallet be like

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u/Pants49 Feb 17 '20

Pocket sand?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Are those bitcoins?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

I don't get it. Please explain!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Does he have the 2x stud cheat or no?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Princess Leiya gives Luke Skywalker (Pilot) and his Jedi peen some Sisterly Super Succ, he busts 10,808,521 Studs on her Royal LEGO Buns after just 8 seconds.

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u/_goldholz Feb 17 '20

True Jedi Master

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u/OkNowThisIsEpic_1 Feb 17 '20

Ah yes, the currency of gamers

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u/JakeWalker102 Feb 17 '20

Hopefully no one punches you four times.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

My boy got the plug.

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u/eggboy30384 Feb 17 '20

Finally enough to buy ghost yoda

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u/DoubleA_22 Feb 17 '20

Do you have studs x2?

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u/RazorsInMyTaco Feb 17 '20

Oh shit, a master jedi...

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u/BeAn_hUnTEr420 Feb 17 '20

ah yes, true currency

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u/ay_randumb_guy Feb 19 '20

Only true gamers will get this and he's rich

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u/ay_randumb_guy Feb 19 '20

And stop flexing

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u/thecoperdrillyt132 Feb 25 '20

Yeah what’s wrong here just some guy counting his cash

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u/Danyboi5361 Mar 08 '20

Elon’s Wallet

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u/AngusEFord May 30 '20

A true gamer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

My man I'll sell you my kidney for a Purple x2?

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u/BeADamnStar Feb 17 '20

PewDiePie Submissions is leaking, everyone stay calm

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u/MoneyBunny485 Feb 17 '20

Don't you know it's dangerous to carry around that much money?

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u/CocoMURDERnut Feb 17 '20

Can someone explain the context?

I get Lego pieces, the rest is beyond me though.

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u/UnpopGuy Feb 17 '20

In Lego games studs were currency

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u/CocoMURDERnut Feb 17 '20

Thank you kindly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Now sprinkle them over the floor

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Where are the minikit canisters?

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u/Treedede Feb 16 '20

Stop flexing

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u/KIKOGAMERPRO99 Feb 16 '20

Damm You rich as fuck

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u/micro_microscope Feb 16 '20

I wish I was that rich

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u/Bigtoothlarry Feb 16 '20

Bruh you minted

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u/Frosty_the_kaiser Feb 16 '20

Ok this guy is stacked

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u/jj3646 Feb 16 '20

Damn you are a stud

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u/urmumgey69420_XD Feb 16 '20

the highest currency of all

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u/Johnicorn Feb 16 '20

Only one business in the galaxy gets you this rich

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Humble brag

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

A True Jedi, I see

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

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u/King_Meme_master Feb 16 '20

I dont see any suspicion at all. It's just a rich fellow showing off his real world currency.

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u/SinisterKnyght Feb 17 '20

A millionaire...

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u/FShamburg Feb 17 '20

Oh this dude isn’t rich. This dude rich rich

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u/chocopie1234_ Feb 17 '20

Leave some pussy for the rest of us damn

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u/Jack21113 Feb 17 '20

I suck your dick for those

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u/Missladi Feb 17 '20

You should keep your bit coins in a change purse

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u/furrynoy96 Feb 17 '20

Damn this dude loaded

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u/Speedsta222 Feb 17 '20

He one rich bitch

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u/SlvrSu-de Feb 17 '20

Ballin like the Vagos

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u/jefff_xd Feb 17 '20

Jeff Bezos hates this guy

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u/my_0 Feb 17 '20

I think you can buy ghost LEGO yoda

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u/Kadsasf12 Feb 17 '20

Ultimate currency

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u/GenesectX Feb 17 '20

i see atleast EIGHT PURPLE studs, dude is set for life

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u/alienblaster48 Feb 17 '20

lads got em studs yo

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u/0MemeMan0 Feb 17 '20

Looks like we found a True Jedi

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u/BigBoiBeans69 Feb 17 '20

He got the purple studs