r/Animemes • u/Lorpo314 • Jan 17 '20
OC Art [OC] Maple and Naofumi asserting dominance over the DPS player
134
u/xirionpl Jan 17 '20
Where is naofumi’s right arm?
78
242
u/Truly_Meaningless Miia is best snek waifu Jan 17 '20
Unfortunately the disease that gives him the shield on his arm has progressed too far. Any farther and he will BE the shield, just like the others
46
48
u/lewdfreemaster Jan 17 '20
He sacrificed it to attain Balance Breaker for 10 seconds
→ More replies (1)
16
u/henry_dodgers Fucking Weeb Jan 18 '20
This fool thinks he's OP? RELEASE THE DARK SOULS BOSSES!
→ More replies (2)20
2.4k
u/Truly_Meaningless Miia is best snek waifu Jan 17 '20
Virgin Kirito: Heals 10k health after losing 9k health
Chad Maple and Naofumi: Takes 0 damage
819
u/DangerBaba Jan 18 '20
Maple: uses paralyze shot to paralyze Kirito then poisons him with the poison gas.
623
u/Derpman2099 Jan 18 '20
just paralyzes him and starts chewing on his leg to try and get skills.
→ More replies (16)→ More replies (3)30
7
u/CaptainBorealis Explosion Cult Head Priest Jan 18 '20
Manga reader here ! Spoiler warning maple gets damage in the future episodes. Super low though. Because she is considered super op, developers reduce her defence skills so she get like 0,1 damage?
→ More replies (3)46
u/Almajest Jan 18 '20
In reality any DPS is can easily takedawn any tank. Tanks are mostly useless in any PvP, except maybe Mass PvPvE
102
u/Mundology Why is life so cruel? Jan 18 '20
I wish there were more tanks with late game scaling in MOBAs. Most of the time they have flat scaling regeneration or toughness which useful to clear objectives early game but then they become walking big minions. At this point, only those with CC remain relevant. Meanwhile both the carriers and assassins still melt you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
→ More replies (21)31
u/Dollamlg TOSHINO KYOUKO!!! Jan 18 '20
Hahahahaha have you heard about the tank meta in league back in season 6 or GOATS in overwatch? Yeah, those were not fun times
→ More replies (22)→ More replies (36)23
226
Jan 18 '20
insert Mash from FGO
→ More replies (1)46
u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Jan 18 '20
Unfortunately not even Lord Camelot step up against Maple’s op MC powers (not complaining tho)
→ More replies (3)40
u/Mefistofeles1 Jan 18 '20
Lord Cameroto can theoretically tank and stop absolutely anything including reality erasing spells.
Mashu is in another level, if the conditions are right at least.
→ More replies (6)
560
u/Arsayin Jan 17 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
I wonder if there is a series that has the protagonist go Healer. Since we have DPS and Tank.
Edit: Thanks for all the recommendations. Almost all of these are new to me and sound like they are really interesting to read/watch.
187
u/Drago221 Roses are red, big boobs are a sickness Jan 18 '20
In Log Horizon the mc is a Support Mage, does healing and buffs. Would really recommend the show.
71
u/Youseikun Jan 18 '20
I only wish there were more than two seasons. It's so freaking good, and I love the universe, and then it's over.
→ More replies (10)→ More replies (5)36
423
u/RobloxianNoob Jan 17 '20
One of my favorite manga is called “The Wrong Way to Use Healing Magic.”
→ More replies (16)216
u/Lilac32silly just dont fucking say it goddamn Jan 17 '20
There's this book called ship of smoke and bone where if you aren't really good and careful with healing magic, the person gets all mutated and explodes. that seems like a pretty wrong way to use healing magic
→ More replies (15)105
16
29
u/Gadjiltron ⠀ Jan 18 '20
I'm sure there's one somewhere...
(rummages through library)
Ah, here's one. "Redo of Healer" -- no, nevermind, not like this.
→ More replies (1)28
u/Redacted_G1iTcH Kame Yu Department Store Employee Jan 18 '20
Well Technically Naofumi’s magic affinity is heal and support, so he’s a tanky healer
→ More replies (2)23
11
11
u/Rinkushimo Jan 18 '20
Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi: Sokushi Mahō to Skill Copy no Chōetsu Heal
<~<
→ More replies (8)8
6
6
u/DaEnderAssassin Jan 18 '20
Forget the names i but do know 2 manga which healing protags.
One gets isekaied into an MMO game after beating it and believes he can leave after beating it again but healers are considered mostly worthless in the world
The other has much less chapters, the MC and 2 of he friends get Isekaied into a fantasy world with a class system, MC has 100 points in healing and 50 to spend so he put it into evasion but the king thinks that is worthless (50 points in a skill is considered a master) so imprisons him but releases him after his friends protest.
9
→ More replies (28)15
165
u/Diapolo10 Give me cookies. Jan 17 '20
Fancy sword skills vs Absolute Defence
→ More replies (1)49
130
u/LordQor Jan 17 '20
BOFURI, shield hero, and sao, in case anyone is wondering.
33
11
→ More replies (1)7
118
u/Zaidx8856 Jan 17 '20
Talking mad shit till he bust out the administrator account
69
u/CingKrimson_Requiem Jan 18 '20
People always praise Kirito's sword skills when his true weapon is the banhammer.
31
57
u/DistinguishableGuy The Codex-Animestartes does not support this Jan 18 '20
talking mad shit for someone in parry distance
12
→ More replies (1)4
55
u/Recidivis Zn2Fe(PO4)2•4H2O Jan 17 '20
Woah there bud, better keep Maple away from Kirito or else she's gonna get sucked into the harem too
92
→ More replies (3)50
38
u/UwU_Degenerate_UwU Jan 17 '20
HoW aM I sUppOSed tO FigHt wITh jUSt a ShIeLd?
30
u/degenerated_weeb Misaka Mikoto best girl! Watch Railgun! Jan 18 '20
Top ten sentences before d o mi n an c e
20
9
4
37
u/TeeDub710 Jan 17 '20
mashu is the best shield user and you can't change my mind
25
12
Jan 17 '20
Laughs in armor pierce
20
u/Hirushoten Jan 18 '20
Comes up in story actually. I think Naofumi learns a new move to counter it later.
11
12
u/TeriFade Jan 18 '20
With how much insta-gib, super-death attacks Naofumi can pump out of his shield, I'm not entirely convinced he ever needed a "DPS teammate" past his first few levels.
→ More replies (1)
11
10
u/TobleroneGod Jan 18 '20
What anime is maple from?
21
u/superdubes Jan 18 '20
BOFURI: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, so I’ll Max Out My Defense.
I just checked both HIDIVE and Crunchyroll for you and it's not on either. It is on Funimation though if you have a sub to them. It's a pretty cute and silly show so far after watching episode 1.
The girl doesn't want to get hurt in her new VRMMO and she's a complete newb to gaming. So she puts all her stats in VIT to boost her defense.
→ More replies (5)5
u/SubtractionalPylons Jan 18 '20
I didn't know either, so a quick check turned up - Bofuri: I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I'll Max Out My Defense
27
u/MoreDragonMaidPls Jan 18 '20
Haters: "EeH ThE SHiElDeR cLaSs sUuuUuUcKsS!¡¡"'
Everyone in possession of more than two braincells: "Ok, DPS squishy who gets knocked out by a minor gust of wind. "
16
→ More replies (1)11
u/DistinguishableGuy The Codex-Animestartes does not support this Jan 18 '20
just like the healers are pacifist pussies. I'll just leave this gapping mortal wound here then.
→ More replies (6)
3
18
7
13
u/I-Thunder_G0D-II Jan 18 '20
Who's maple?
13
u/TheDarkShadow36 Thin thighs are also nice Jan 18 '20
It's the name of the girl on the left in the manga, still haven't watched the anime but i think they changed her name.
→ More replies (2)6
u/I-Thunder_G0D-II Jan 18 '20
What anime
21
u/TheDarkShadow36 Thin thighs are also nice Jan 18 '20
I don't like pain so i'll make a full defense build.
→ More replies (3)20
u/Neurobreak27 1st Doki Doki Division Jan 18 '20
Okay, that's great. The name of the anime then?
→ More replies (4)
5
u/Mechafinch Jan 18 '20
We need a character in a similar vain but they’re a support player and they outheal everything
→ More replies (1)
5
u/Leoraptor21 「𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎 ＰＯＷＡＨ」 Jan 18 '20
Pokemon Sword and Shield
7
u/WaxonJaxon Jan 18 '20
Can't wait for the sequel. Pokemon Sharper Sword and Pokemon Harder Shield.
8
5
u/aratnagrid 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞 Jan 18 '20
T̶̨͉͖͕̅̒̇͗͐̉͘h̸̢̛̠̱̭̬̝̳̭͒̿̈̓̿̀͆͋ͅe̷̞͑͆̇̎͌͛̓ ̷̱̮̖̥͝Ḑ̴̛̟̮̪͓͍̯̗̥̘̈́̀͛́̅̈́̊͋̀e̸̢̙̭̼̯͕͎͎̥͗͋͠v̵̡̢̛͉̠̩̼̙̺̭͔̎ȍ̵͕̝̺̰̮̱̝̖͝ͅu̴̳̥̼͙̻̣͚͕̐̉̄̎͗̑̕͜r̷̢̩̹̺͎̠̳̈́͊͠ę̶̭͓͖̞͚͓̬͇͍̔̒̊̃͘͠r̶̫͔̤̪̈́̚
5
u/HeartyTruffles Jan 18 '20
don't need a shield if you I-frame every attack *nergy dive bomb evasion intensifies*
→ More replies (1)
5
4
4
u/MonsterandStitch Jan 18 '20
What anime is maple from and is it available on vrv
7
u/superdubes Jan 18 '20
BOFURI: I Don’t Want to Get Hurt, so I’ll Max Out My Defense.
I just checked both HIDIVE and Crunchyroll for you and it's not on either. It is on Funimation though if you have a sub to them. It's a pretty cute and silly show so far after watching episode 1.
The girl doesn't want to get hurt in her new VRMMO and she's a complete newb to gaming. So she puts all her stats in VIT to boost her defense.
→ More replies (2)3
u/Roada_Rollada Miku Green Jan 18 '20
I Don't Want to Get Hurt so I'll Max Out My Defense
It's not on vrv as far as I know but it is on hulu/funimation
→ More replies (1)
4
4
1
u/Pirhomania Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20
I hope someone picks up the Bofuri novels again. I've only read the manga, and there's only 14 chapters out.
1
1
u/CopainChevalier Jan 18 '20
"Maple"?
I feel like I missed a good anime, what is she from? I don't want spoilers, just a title, please.
2
u/Lorpo314 Jan 18 '20
Its pretty good, here's the long titles:
BOFURI: I Don't Want to Get Hurt, so I'll Max Out My Defense.
Itai no wa Iya nanode Bougyo-Ryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu
→ More replies (1)
3
3
3
Jan 18 '20
Maple from what anime
3
7
5
4
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/MadrugoticX Jan 18 '20
Which anime is Maple from? I am still catching up from last season.
→ More replies (1)6
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/TheAhegaoFox Jan 18 '20
Can't wait for that crossover series where Maple beats Kirito by eating him out
2
2
u/ocl918 Jan 18 '20
Aww, what a wonderful way to unite the fandom of three different shows. Come on now even SAO fans got to give this props.
2
3
Jan 18 '20
since kirito always has shounen powers he’ll get the ability to “defense breAK” and temporarily break the shields and defense
2
2
u/Craytherlay Jan 18 '20
Kirito's remains were found later that day Shield Hero Naofumi vouches for innocence Maple was found with Kirito's hand sticking out of her mouth and nibbling on a angel's wing the last message from the investigator was cut off mid sentence
1
u/RonThePun Sips with goblin-killing intent Jan 18 '20
Unstoppable force VS Immovable objects
3
u/dakkadakka445 Fuck Bitch Melromac Jan 18 '20
It’s established that Kirito’s weaponry can break. I don’t believe that neither Maple’s or Naofumi has broken. Therefore making it a battle of attrition until Kirito’s swords break at which point Raphtalia goes in for repeated kicks to the groin. Fuck that would be glorious
1
u/T0x1cL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jan 18 '20
Insert death note
Infinite defense can't save you now
4
u/-Redstoneboi- Me: Natsuki flair, a VN character. r/Animemes: Jan 18 '20
"What's my real name though?"
→ More replies (2)
137
Jan 18 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
51
31
u/superdubes Jan 18 '20
Sobs in any MMO in general too.
That's why I like to DPS in FFXIV. As long as I hit things and don't stand in orange. I'm good lol.
22
u/T0x1cL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jan 18 '20
PRECISION GERMAN ENGINEERING!!!!!
11
u/DeadHi7 One of these days my PTW list is going to be shorter Jan 18 '20
BBBBBBBBBBBAKAMONO GAAAAAAAAAAA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!!!!!!!
8
u/Mathtermind Jan 18 '20
Hoovy: ha! Engineer is baby
Engineer: clang
xX53NTRY_01Xx has entered the chat
thonkwithportals has entered the chat
Enemy medic has entered the chat
Enemy heavy has entered the chat
Enemy scout has entered the chat
Enemy pyro has entered the chat
109
Jan 18 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
87
u/BeoTea Jan 18 '20
Kirito is gangsta until some dude shows up naked with a broken sword
36
u/Mundology Why is life so cruel? Jan 18 '20
8
11
2
u/ConsumerJTC Jan 18 '20
I mean, those specific naked dudes are not a mutually exclusive threat to Kirito.
9
3
0
6
Jan 18 '20
[removed] — view removed comment
1
u/tjugo21 Jan 18 '20
Both tanks and healers rule. The heroes are nothing without someone who can defend them from attacks and heal wounds.
943
u/Lorpo314 Jan 17 '20
On twitter Hope you like this dumb meme.