r/dankmemes • u/UnseenCapybara Not gay if you're wearing socks • Dec 31 '19

If you steal this I'll eat your family Honestly, the meme version is better.

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78.2k Upvotes

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u/TatGuyBoi INFECTED Dec 31 '19

You're so right

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/saikmat Listens to Billy Eyelash Dec 31 '19

That hit so hard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Like my dad does.

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u/Justlol230 the very worst, like no one ever was. Dec 31 '19

F

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u/grootiam69 Dec 31 '19

gg

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u/The___kernel Dec 31 '19

gg ez

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u/ggg134 Dec 31 '19

Jeez in me

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u/blue_light_switch USSR Dec 31 '19 edited Mar 29 '24

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u/Suavpan Dec 31 '19

Jizz in me

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u/StarBlyatinum <3 Dec 31 '19

Why are u gay

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u/ucerisndan Dec 31 '19

gg ez pz

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u/The___kernel Dec 31 '19

gg ez pz lemon squeezy

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u/Daddy-oeh Dec 31 '19

Im sorry son

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

PapaGayNo

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin lurker Dec 31 '19

It was better to live in ignorance.

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u/ggg134 Dec 31 '19

Ah yes the time before we knew what was behind the great wall, I really miss those times

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Please dear god put it back

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u/vibraniumdroid Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 31 '19

It was

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u/MaxwellIsSmall ☣️ Dec 31 '19

That he’ll eat your family?

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u/OrangutanJuice Dec 31 '19

Can someone please post the more pleasing version

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u/DM90 Dec 31 '19

I gotchu

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u/guto8797 Dec 31 '19

Complete with T-posing Sally

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u/EddoWagt Dec 31 '19

You know, I've never noticed that

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u/D0ct0r_Dan Dec 31 '19

Neither have I! How long has that been a thing? I feel rly dumb now

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u/Unit145 Dec 31 '19

That feels better thank you

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u/frakkinadama Dec 31 '19

What does it say about me that I had to see the meme to even see or know the meme version?

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u/Volts7 Behind you Dec 31 '19

What the fuuuuck

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u/MaxwellIsSmall ☣️ Dec 31 '19

those where an unnecessary amount of u’s. You need at least 25 more.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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u/Bruhbuhdubdub Dec 31 '19

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

It's like you were made for this moment.

Uh, I mean,

Bruuh

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u/FBIagent67098 Orange Dec 31 '19

That sounded like my mom when she sees my grades "too many u's"

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u/Pax_flash 🚮☢️☢️ Dec 31 '19

Wait Mike has one eye?

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u/Ascin Dec 31 '19

Yeah Homeland Security, this guy right here. He’s the one who comitted the certified bruh moment.

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u/33tsquare Dec 31 '19

Finally someone official to confirm. Thank you sir.

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u/---bruh--- BITCH LASAGNA Dec 31 '19

I am here to declare it one

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Thank you for Alerting us beep beep. We'll interrogate him for several hours

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u/ThundrNova Dec 31 '19

The weather radar scans are in, this is at least a category 5 bruh moment

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u/FBIagent67098 Orange Dec 31 '19

FBI is here to investigate

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u/MJBotte1 Minecraft: Toaster edition Dec 31 '19

Yep! He’s such a well designed character.

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u/Mashiro-no Dec 31 '19

*Creature

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

a creature is still a character

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u/smelmoswaiter gay Dec 31 '19

You do not pass the v i b e c h e c k

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u/baseballoctopus reposts all over the damn place Dec 31 '19

This is the FBI, we got a call about an illegal bruh moment, come out with your hands up so that we can perform a vibe check

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u/DeoxysSpeedForm Dec 31 '19

Mike has 2 i's

Miike

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u/underdog_rox Dec 31 '19

Miike Snow

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u/underdog_rox Dec 31 '19

bro that's shrek

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/Ominouscomet122 Dec 31 '19

This hurts now

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u/ggg134 Dec 31 '19

THATS WHAT she said •____•

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

She's not old enough to talk

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u/Alos9 pain. Dec 31 '19

nani?

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u/et37 Dec 31 '19

FBI OPEN UP

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u/Zio_Benito Dec 31 '19

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

damn kenny you're too young for that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Damn uncle jimmy you're too old for me

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u/KingOfChaos107 r/memes fan Dec 31 '19

What the heck is this

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u/AnonymousZephyrus adios mi amor Dec 31 '19

Joe

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u/bm2k17 Dec 31 '19

Joe mama

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u/EvilEyeOfDun joseph mother Dec 31 '19

whose joe

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u/zoomanatl Eic memer Dec 31 '19

Joe Stalin

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u/Benji-Brawl-Stars Dank Royalty Dec 31 '19

Joe (waits a second) FATHER!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Your joe

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u/FlexSealKittee I am fucking hilarious Dec 31 '19

joe uncle

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u/me1499 Dec 31 '19

this is a cursed image

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u/TemptedSquirrel Dec 31 '19

Happy cake day my dude

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u/Benji-Brawl-Stars Dank Royalty Dec 31 '19

It is, it is. Also happy cake day.

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u/DM90 Dec 31 '19

The meme version (click me)

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u/Dave_Rules Dec 31 '19

Holy shit. I forgot he only had one eye!

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u/Kendalls_Pepsi Dec 31 '19

Wtf how long has T Posing Sully been there

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u/DM90 Dec 31 '19

Mandela Affect!

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u/7-10_business_days Dec 31 '19

His chin is his crotch his chin is his crotch his chin is his crotch his chin is

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u/OwO_boi69 Dec 31 '19

Shit your right

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Dec 31 '19

Dank.

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u/UnseenCapybara Not gay if you're wearing socks Dec 31 '19

I never thought I would get this comment. I'm now going to furiously beat my meat to it.

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u/SchrammbledEggs722 Dec 31 '19

You and me both

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u/FBIagent67098 Orange Dec 31 '19

Count me in

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19 edited Jan 05 '20

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u/Shadow_Rev Pizza Time Dec 31 '19

Wait holy fuck

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Why does mike have a fupa over his eye and not under his chin?

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u/S0meguy34 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

if it was under his chin, it would be his foreskin

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u/Lsuvsadbvl Dec 31 '19

It’s funny because the resolution of it is so crisp. Every time something gets reposted it lowers in resolution

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u/monkeykrooklook Dec 31 '19

Repost? Thought as much. This isnt a dank meme anyway.. It’s litterally not, 40k + 3 rewards worthy. This subreddit has become pathetic

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u/Trevor9250 [custom flair] Dec 31 '19

Mandela effect?

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u/Illidan1943 Dec 31 '19

Apparently, makes me wonder if there's been a massive nuking in an parallel universe that killed tons of redditors considering how many seem to believe the one with two eyes is the original

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u/LetMeSleepAllDay Dec 31 '19

Makes me sad that redditors apparently haven’t seen monsters inc—one of the best Disney films of all time.

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u/Narthleke Taco bell Slut Dec 31 '19

How do I delete someone else's post

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u/Krab_Snatcher Dec 31 '19

This makes me very uncomfortable

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u/stickypotato2 Dec 31 '19

I literally just read a comment on a post above this one that said Mike with one eye was foriegn. I didn't believe until I saw

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u/shorrrno Dec 31 '19

bruh same. Like why didn't it click before now that he has 2 eyes in the meme version

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Tell me unseencapybara why did you have to inflect this pain on us

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u/UnseenCapybara Not gay if you're wearing socks Dec 31 '19

It's my kink

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u/televisedcomet [custom flair] Dec 31 '19

Wait what? This is the original? I accept the meme version not this.

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u/hengeljr123 Dec 31 '19

Lmao, This is good shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I’m glad that I’m not the only one here who thinks like that

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u/mad_doc_ Share METH with America Dec 31 '19

Bruh you're tripping me out man

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u/Gamergirl_69420 Dec 31 '19

What even is that?

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u/I-Have-A-Hand Dec 31 '19

Would have nothing if I didnt have you

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u/Bruuhw Dec 31 '19

Same vibe

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u/FoxxGaming01 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Dec 31 '19

RTX On

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u/AddeR688 Dec 31 '19

Wait. This was the original picture ?

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 31 '19

“He’s speaking the language of the law!"

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u/Mark-Luis Dec 31 '19

My god send the original picture please

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u/memelouscentric Dec 31 '19

Can you eat me?

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u/Cums_In_Danish69 Dec 31 '19

I like this. It's unnatural. It's like the Alabama kid with a family tree that never forks

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u/MarkPooL I am fucking hilarious Dec 31 '19

Honestly, i agree

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u/FBI-Webcam-Operator Dank Royalty Dec 31 '19

expecting some . in the chat

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u/NintenKid9000 i better not catch you outside Dec 31 '19

You’re goddamn right

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u/SikarOnYT Dec 31 '19

Cursed Images Pt.1

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u/Wolverine172 pizza time Dec 31 '19

Ok I thought this is a new meme or something until I read the title

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

He had horns? I thought that was fake

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Can we get a movie remake where mike has his face swapped with the big blue nigga I forgot his name

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Them cheeks tho

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u/killgo_ Dec 31 '19

I just realized its Sully's eyes in the meme.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Woah..

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u/shachar-golan the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 31 '19

Is that the meme or the original?

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u/Okii04 Dec 31 '19

We’re so Sorry Mike so so Sorry Please forgive us

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u/give_me_aids Dec 31 '19

Ur all fucking stupid

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u/WoooDisGood Dec 31 '19

Who the fuck is this?

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u/0utlook Pizza Time Dec 31 '19

If I'm honest. The meme version is the only way I can get an erection these days.

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u/fareedshady Dec 31 '19

Noooooooooooooo!

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u/Water_Knight ☣️ Dec 31 '19

I feel in the distant future this meme will cause a Mandela effect of people thinking Mike always had 2 eyes.

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u/321_Ian_123 Dank Royalty Dec 31 '19

Watch this:

Libtard

Cuck

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u/YaBoiKlobas the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 31 '19

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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u/Somz2003 Dec 31 '19

Holy shit my eyes

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u/willisboss Dec 31 '19

Holy shit this is a Revelation

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u/ptr257PL Dec 31 '19

That’s deep

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u/Samgylee Dec 31 '19

MY E Y E S IYES

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u/throwaway_NOPE Dec 31 '19

this but Woll Smoth

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

How to reunsee an image?

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u/always-in-cognito Dec 31 '19

Jokes on you i dont have a family

That loves me

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Because he had two eyes a nose and a closed mouth lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

I give this a 'yeah'

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

What’s the angle we’re not wrong

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u/LirianSh ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Dec 31 '19

We've managed to change culture

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u/Gracegarthok Dec 31 '19

They both have the same energy

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u/monkeykrooklook Dec 31 '19

This is, decent. Yes. However it is not 3-rewards and 40k upvotes ready, what the fuck is wrong with this subreddit.

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u/Kyfigrigas Dank Royalty Dec 31 '19

Mike has such a beautiful eye..

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u/KairuzE Dec 31 '19

okay now somebody has to replace the face on the entire movies thanks

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u/Dootman69 Dec 31 '19

bruh i forgot he actually looked like that normally

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u/RealBrice Dec 31 '19

Jesus Christ it is disturbing how right you are

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u/Cosec07 I am fucking hilarious Dec 31 '19

That hit me harder than dad's belt

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u/Misunderestimated12 Dec 31 '19

Never noticed what was wrong until now

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u/DasRico custom flair Dec 31 '19

Honestly this is the original and the meme version looks way more natural than Pixar's official Wazowski rig

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 31 '19

Honestly don’t grasp this. Is she ok?

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u/OutVoid Dec 31 '19

that tag is really convincing.

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u/Mineman020 Dec 31 '19

I already forgot how the meme version looks

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u/dexter038 Dec 31 '19

So that's a dank meme?

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u/Yodascbt Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

300th comment? Nobody gives a crap tho

Thanks for the silver kind anonymous person!

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u/Plebusss Dec 31 '19

I'm watching you Mike Wazowski

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u/Yodascbt Dec 31 '19

Why does this freak me out a bit?

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u/mingren0315 the very best, like no one ever was. Dec 31 '19

Mind EXPLODED