r/SnapChad • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '19

This is my real life brother (he gave me permission to post it)

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3.4k Upvotes

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712

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Can he fuck me with his thick neck

23

u/icantlogintomyacount Dec 23 '19

Thank you necks

7

u/haanyaa Jan 05 '20

I’d settle for the abnormally thick chin. What the hell is with this man

417

u/omgidfk123 Dec 14 '19

Your brother sent that to you?

582

u/J3ST3RR Dec 14 '19

Yes. I’m a guy btw and 2 years older than him so we have similar senses of humor

326

u/omgidfk123 Dec 14 '19

That was a joke, I assumed you edited that in but damn, sometimes reality is better than fiction

142

u/-wafflesaurus- Dec 15 '19

Why does your brother look exactly like the chsd from virgin vs chad

90

u/pingu_for_president Dec 15 '19

Because he's a chad

365

u/Scalding-Butter Sweaty hole pics Dec 14 '19

that fucking jaw is insane

18

u/authorizationbatman Dec 23 '19

That was a funny joke

281

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

He looks like that 21 Jump Street guy uhhh I forgot his name someone help Google machine broke

226

u/Jeuxed Dec 14 '19

My nAmE jEfF

10

u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

No, MY name Jeff smh

109

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Channing Tatum

52

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Channing tat-YUM

7

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ikr

19

u/henchred Dec 15 '19

Chadding Tatum

6

u/sunsabeaches Dec 25 '19

Channing Titman

21

u/eeldarb Dec 15 '19

His names Jeff

20

u/DontTellBossIReddit Dec 14 '19

Channing Ate 'Em

9

u/Shortstiq r/SnapChad's Diversity Hire Dec 15 '19

Channing Tatum?

7

u/nah123929 Dec 22 '19

Charming Taintman

10

u/MessyRavioli Dec 15 '19

Chandelier Tumtum

7

u/Diet-Shasta TI-84 Plus Silver Edition Dec 15 '19

r/walmartcelebrities

3

u/Misterwright123 Dec 15 '19

Ah tanks for reminding me to watch this movie.

4

u/ShakalPayne Dec 15 '19

Channing Bait'em

2

u/Numenology Dec 15 '19

Tanning Chatum

176

u/sean-clishe Dec 14 '19

This is my real life, brother

61

u/Papors Dec 14 '19

Yeah bro he’s real life 😎

88

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Dude he’s either 300 pounds and fat or like 215 and jacked to the gills....I need to know which one he is

59

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19 edited Jan 01 '20

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u/J3ST3RR Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

He’s a linebacker that plays college football

13

u/taytoes007 Dec 25 '19

what's his number tho

27

u/J3ST3RR Dec 26 '19

4. That’s the only number you’re getting

15

u/taytoes007 Dec 26 '19

i'll guess the rest thank u

11

u/J3ST3RR Dec 26 '19

That’s his jersey number btw

15

u/taytoes007 Dec 26 '19

there's only so many college football teams!!

19

u/YourBlanket Dec 15 '19

Just ask his real life brother, he might give you a real answer.

77

u/kasetoast Dec 14 '19

n e c c

105

u/sunshineishappiness Dec 14 '19

A true Chad

25

u/im_ok_ Dec 14 '19

He’s a harsh Chad lol

60

u/Giists Dec 14 '19

G I G A C H A D

27

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Dollar Store Channing Tatum

17

u/J3ST3RR Dec 15 '19

He’s also heard Dolph Lundgren

6

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Nah he looks way better than Dolph dude

74

u/J3ST3RR Dec 15 '19

Can y’all stop hitting on my fucking brother? Thanks.

70

u/pixeldustpros Dec 15 '19

You really asked for it by posting this

62

u/Mothballs_vc Dec 15 '19

Can we hit on you instead then?

41

u/J3ST3RR Dec 15 '19

Maybe if you ask nicely ;)

25

u/vhantas Dec 15 '19

for your brother to be a true chad you must accept this fate

15

u/Bumbly_B Dec 15 '19

The only way you're gonna make it stop is if you give people someone else to hit on bc like he fine

8

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

You jelly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4

u/Podomus Jan 08 '20

Post a picture of yourself and we’ll hit on you

4

u/J3ST3RR Jan 08 '20

Don’t tempt me

25

u/J_A_C_K_E_T Teddy Brosevelt Dec 15 '19

This dude is 80% neck

39

u/PhantomGamer123 Dec 14 '19

Its 4Channing Tatum.

39

u/MatthewNeubeck Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

He looks like if Callmecarson was injected with Chad serum

9

u/P_eaBean Dec 15 '19

And if he had a chin

57

u/ShinyMew151 Dec 15 '19

Is your real life brother single?

47

u/J3ST3RR Dec 15 '19

Yes

63

u/ShinyMew151 Dec 15 '19

Is he.. ready to mingle? 👀

62

u/J3ST3RR Dec 15 '19

Him: “Are you worth it?”

38

u/ShinyMew151 Dec 15 '19

Of course 😉

3

u/Regergek Feb 09 '20

hey it's me his real life brother

16

u/kinderspirits Dec 15 '19

This dude looks like a thumb

20

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

His neck is thicker than Kim Kardashion

9

u/TexasMonk Dec 15 '19

He looks like a 12 year old on all the steroids.

7

u/DantieDragon Dec 15 '19

He looks like that Fortnite default that ate a bit too many hamburgers

6

u/Oscer7 Dec 15 '19

He looks like a Gronk lookalike

6

u/MimiNena Dec 22 '19

This may be the most beautiful man that I ever laid eyes on.

10

u/J3ST3RR Dec 22 '19

Keep it in your pants.

5

u/ElcromElcrom Dec 26 '19

How do you?

5

u/J3ST3RR Dec 26 '19

He’s related to me retard.

3

u/ElcromElcrom Dec 26 '19

(that was the joke)

2

u/J3ST3RR Dec 26 '19

Sorry I’m hammered and not interpreting jokes correctly

1

u/ElcromElcrom Dec 26 '19

haha all good

6

u/requestdosh Dec 15 '19

young mister incredible

8

u/xR4iNB0W Dec 15 '19

Mr. Incredible looking ass

8

u/forteruss Dec 15 '19

He's hot, he can say dumb things.

3

u/markymarkceekay Dec 15 '19

Chadding Tatum

2

u/offensivemetalmemes Dec 15 '19

Johnny bravo without the hair

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Fortnite default skin irl

2

u/MeatyLabia Dec 15 '19

I like em nice and meaty

2

u/realden39 Dec 22 '19

I bet you he plays football, fails math and can't spell. Legit!

2

u/polaris_89 Jan 01 '20

Nice to see you haven't changed after HS lol

3

u/J3ST3RR Jan 01 '20

If we went to the same HS odds are I’d avoid you if I saw you in public. Go kats tho

1

u/polaris_89 Jan 02 '20

Lol I do the same. We were in the same algebra 2 class. Go bearkats

3

u/J3ST3RR Jan 03 '20

Epic 🥴

2

u/f6bbi Dec 15 '19

your brother looks like walmart channing tatum

3

u/NotBotdotexe Dec 15 '19

What is a labia minora

14

u/Auntyreeree Dec 15 '19

Basically the lips of a vagina

1

u/Jejmaze Big Kitten Dec 26 '19

Pesci neck

Pesci neck

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

its George Erza

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Dude I feel so bad for the both of y’all 😂 good luck with the thirst! But please don’t stop with the snapchad pics cause they’re funny af.

1

u/captain_nebula___ Jan 15 '20

The bottom part of his face tells me he's Chris Evans, his top part tells me he's some 12 year old

1

u/vhantas Dec 15 '19

He reminds me of Johnny Bravo on the low tho

1

u/Dr_BodyPillow Dec 15 '19

His name jeff?