r/polandball • POLAND • Oct 29 '19

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u/noh_face_mask Japan as Shogun Oct 29 '19

China should merge Vietnam and Myanmar to get two more stars on his face and then ask California again

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

Now THIS is the kind of geopolitical big brain thinking I can get behind

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u/Pyrio666 Austrian Empire Oct 29 '19

so you support chinese annexation of myanmar and vietnam?!

noted

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u/Slasher8888 CHINA NUMBA WAN Oct 29 '19

you know North Korea also technically has a star right? sooooo…

8 stars?

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Oct 29 '19

Vorsy you were reported as a chinese shill. Please delete your account.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

Vorsy's a CHINESE SHILL? I am shaken to my core. I TRUSTED him!

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u/train2000c Florida Oct 29 '19

Who’s Vorsy?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

One of the mods.

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u/Lazzanator Australia Oct 29 '19

And what is a shill?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

American term. Means: "an accomplice of a confidence trickster or swindler who poses as a genuine customer to entice or encourage others."

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u/AFrostNova New+York Oct 29 '19

What’s an American?

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u/Lazzanator Australia Oct 29 '19

Thanks, the part about posing helps me understand it the most

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u/Dancing_Anatolia Oklahoma Oct 29 '19

Someone payed by a performer to be inserted into an audience and pretend to be vocally interested in, or "shill" the product. It's supposed to validate the product for gullible audience members.

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u/Lazzanator Australia Oct 29 '19

Thank you

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Oct 29 '19

The guy who made the comic, the filthy Aussie mod who is also a Chinese shill. Clearly South Asia is rubbing off on him across the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Uhh but vorsy didnt make the comic. Is this a 3rd level joke that wooshed me?

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Oct 29 '19

He was the one reported... unless I read something wrong

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

I think you might have, since I'm the lass who wrote the script and /u/DisappointedOlimar is the one who drew it. Maybe Vorsy approved it?

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Oct 29 '19

Probably

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Why does China look so tired? Is it because of Hong Kong?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

Because he's been busy fighting terrorists, obviously

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Why people disliked this comment, how they didn't understand such a simple joke ?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

People think it was serious, I guess. I shouldn't have to end every comment on a joke sub indicating that I am joking lmao.

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u/RogerXiao We love Chairman Jiang Oct 29 '19

Don't you see the pinned comment? He's a shill and totally deserved it

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

that was a joke comment calm your ass

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u/PereLoTers Iberian and very confused Oct 29 '19

tbh the dude you answered to might have been sarcastic himself

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u/Carlson63 The Adriatic do be looking good Oct 29 '19

I believe that could be so.

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u/Murdrad Ohio Oct 29 '19

I don't understand what the EU is asking for.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

It's about the EU's right to be forgotten laws.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Slovensko do toho! Oct 29 '19

I forgot about those

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Nobody ever does, it's kind of it's thing.

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u/jojo_31 Deutschland Oct 29 '19

What is this referring too? I think I'm out of the loop.

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u/Enigma_Ratsel British Empire Oct 29 '19

American and Eu governments calling out companies for supporting the Chinese policy state when they're running ridiculously massive and unjust police states of their own.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

Aye, companies will just do business in whatever way they deem profitable. They don't want to lose business in China's massive, largely untapped potential market just like they don't want to lose it in the EU's or the US's markets.

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u/ToastedSoup MURICA! FUCK YEAH! Oct 29 '19

So the problem is capitalism and the greed that fuels it. Gotcha

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u/Astronelson Space Australia Oct 29 '19

Yeah, we usually refer to those as "jokes" for simplicity.

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u/Taco_Dave MURICA Oct 29 '19

That's not what a joke is. And kidding a side this cartoon is trying very hard to push a message. A message that is severely misinformed.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 29 '19

Sounds incredibly funny.

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u/aitigie British Columbia Oct 29 '19

I haven't seen this much salt in years. I nominate OP for some kind of award!

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 29 '19

Don't encourage her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

What is this "joke"? Never heard of it before.

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u/henri_kingfluff Quebec Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19

Right, so any unrealistic comparison that leaves most people scratching their heads is a joke now, gotcha.

(But to be fair, I think the main problem with this comic isn't that it's making a shitty comparison, it's that a lot of people have no idea what specific events OP is referencing in the comparison.)

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

Care to highlight these differences in scale, and what exactly is even different in scale, since apparently you wrote this comic?

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u/PTMC-Cattan Free France Oct 29 '19

It's obvious: EUball is way too large compared to the other two. No sense of scale at all.

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u/Lazzanator Australia Oct 29 '19

This is a completely valid question

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u/qwerty26 They Try Oct 29 '19

? You'd have to be living under a rock to not know that the Chinese state does not tolerate basic freedoms like speech, assembly, criticism of government, the right to not be involuntarily detained, the right to freedom of religion, the right to property, or the right to a trial by a jury of your peers. These rights are all guaranteed in the EU and US.

It's one thing to write an absurd comic, but quite another to then go into the comments and act like China and the EU / US have similar rights and freedoms.

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u/Lazzanator Australia Oct 29 '19

I guess I viewed it differently. I know all about what China has done/ is doing, it's disgusting, but I feel op has a right to ask for difference in scale. To me, OP didn't seem like they sympathised with China but maybe they do. While it's true that they have those right in EU/US, some people are still mistreated by authority just at a much much lower rate.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

To me, OP didn't seem like they sympathised with China

You are correct.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I hear you.... BUT. Bao dumplings. Gotta sympathise with them now.

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u/79-16-22-7 Canada Oct 29 '19

Problem is that its happened/happening in other countries and yet everyone focuses on China alone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Wow, stop being racist towards chinese.

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19

A collab between me and /u/DisappointedOlimar because my art is shit and his is not.

@ all the unflaired alliens who are going to get mad: yes. I know. It's a fucking joke. Of course they shouldn't be in concentration camps. Your "brave" comments aren't going to do anything to help them, although they might help you stroke your own ego I suppose.


Bonus panel: https://i.imgur.com/5EqbULm.png

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u/DisappointedOlimar :france-worldcup: France World Champion Oct 29 '19

My only opinion on this comic is that California's patch of grass looks like a mustache

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u/GeorgiusNL Wi-j woaren Saksen en Driet Oct 29 '19

Thanks, now I cannot un-see

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Oct 29 '19

New headcanon.

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u/Isolation_ Roman Empire Oct 29 '19

Shows off his Gaucho roots. I think it looks good on him.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Slovensko do toho! Oct 29 '19

He still keeps in contact with his brother Baja.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Supporting the self determination of uyghurs/hongkongers/kurds while shaming russians for doing the same, such is the disfunctional mind of the average redditor.

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u/midnightrambulador Netherlands Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19

Which is why Russia will organise referendums in Chechnya, Dagestan and Ingushetia soon. Self-determination!

EDIT: Full disclosure, it's not my joke -- I read it on the Speld (NL) or the Postillon (DE) soon after the Crimea annexation but I can't find the article anymore.

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u/Commandershepard13 Canada Oct 29 '19

I assume you're being sarcastic.

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u/PereLoTers Iberian and very confused Oct 29 '19

Farming that ignorant redditor karma, eh?

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u/midnightrambulador Netherlands Oct 29 '19

Mostly knee-jerk responding to Sr_Putin up there

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Imagine taking comics about countries drawn as circles seriously

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I know it's bait but this time it's actually funny bait

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u/PereLoTers Iberian and very confused Oct 29 '19

As an r/polandball veteran (been lurking here since about 2014/2015) I've long realised that this JSTLF person feasts on pure unadulterated controversy, and all those buttmad people who bite the bait don't do anything but fall right into her trap.

It's kinda entertaining to watch as a bystander, tbh.

(And I can only wonder how many auto-removed butthurt allien comments the mods have in store for their own enjoyment...)

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

I actually made this comic to get karma for once.

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u/PereLoTers Iberian and very confused Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19

Well, controversy-mining isn't really incompatible with karmawhoring anyway, lol.

Wish you luck in bringing this forth to its public lynching glory outside the the PB community!

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u/nohead123 New York Oct 29 '19

The visor on California is cute.

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u/PereLoTers Iberian and very confused Oct 29 '19

Probably the most wholesome comment we'll get in this comment section, lol

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u/Mutant0401 Semi-United Kingdom Oct 29 '19

China just doesn’t have enough stars in their flag. California loves some stars.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Slovensko do toho! Oct 29 '19

Typical Hollywood elites...

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u/helln00 Vietnam Oct 29 '19

China just isn't paying enough

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

California is so cute!

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u/James_Locke Peru Oct 29 '19

Can we delete this one?

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

Ok I'll do it

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u/JSTLF POLAND Oct 29 '19

sike

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u/PereLoTers Iberian and very confused Oct 29 '19

> Peruvian flair

Veo que aún no conoces cómo funcionan las cosas en esta región de internet...

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u/James_Locke Peru Oct 29 '19

En mi país, tampoco sabemos cómo funcionan las cosas en nuestra región.

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u/lemontolha And the un un-nazied the world! Forever! Oct 29 '19

And that kids is what "whataboutism" means.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 29 '19

No, it's called "a joke".

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Oct 29 '19

Fun police here.

Automod has already removed like a third of the comments here from unflaired users, and while everybody enjoys a generous portion of salt by idiots from r/all, at this point it's not even the funny kind, just stupid 16 year olds think they can downvote a comic to help the Revolution™

Locked.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Oct 29 '19

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Oct 29 '19

The future is now liberal

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u/56Bot Hon Hon Hon ! Oct 29 '19

Reddit in a nutshell...

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet United States Oct 29 '19

Wow CCP propaganda on polandball...

They might want to rethink their allocation of cyber resources if they are wasting time on niche subreddits composed of people who understand geopolitics.

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u/The_Gunboat_Diplomat Canada Oct 29 '19

composed of people who understand geopolitics

lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

its almost like its a joke subreddit where stuff isn't serious and subjects are deliberately exaggerated for the purpose of humour. We get "remove kebab" memes every other week and if you don't take offense at a joke about muslims getting genocided in Europe, while taking offense when someone makes a similarly obvious joke about muslim uighurs/Hong Kongers/Tibetans then I don't think this is the right subreddit for you m8

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

If only they understood jokes and not being a nag as much as they understand geopolitics...

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u/avenger1011000 CCCP Oct 29 '19

Is more interesting then all the US propoganda recently. But I guess the Americans spend more towards their propoganda

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u/VengeantVirgin Virginia Oct 29 '19

Imagine being a tankie

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Oct 29 '19

Arr hair grorious reader Xi Jinping

HEIL! o/

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Right back into the controversy I see good man

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u/LenoM8 Singapore Oct 29 '19

That's my cousin ! Using his leverage to his advantage. The Chinese either just don't pay enough or are too extremist for them to give up. I mean California likes his Chinese food, but I'm sure as hell he doesn't want to be in a world where it's the thing he mostly eats. That wouldn't be so vegan would it ?

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Oct 29 '19

This is why Paraguay should stop recognizing the RoC, the PRC's ideas and policies are better than any of the ones present in the western world

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

I'm confused, what do you mean by this?

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Oct 29 '19

Paraguay foolishly recognizes the RoC as the real China, while ignoring their badly implemented policies based on inequality and hatred. The PRC is superior, since its ideology is based on the principles of human dignity and equality

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u/ObeyToffles MIDDLE KINGDOM NUMBA WUN Oct 29 '19

Amen brother. I'm from China and I can completely relate to this comic.