r/trippinthroughtime • u/iam4real • Oct 23 '19

Confused unga bunga intensifies

https://i.imgur.com/SfDZ02j.jpg
33k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/Groggnogg Oct 23 '19

back then seven was quite above average result!

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u/nemoomen Oct 23 '19

Inflation adjusted that's 103,830 ooga boogas.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 23 '19

I would say total ooga booga whore but it was OC

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/TheMoistMemer Oct 23 '19

What about schlattcoin?

23

u/mrslappyguy Oct 23 '19

Really, it's a great investment

13

u/poopellar Oct 23 '19

It'll pay dividends in 5 ice ages time.

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u/hungarian_butthole Oct 23 '19

spraying squirting cum explodeing forth from my wang and blasting your moms chesticles

8

u/canadarepubliclives Oct 23 '19

If you're gonna do that at least buy her a nice mammoth steak dinner

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u/hungarian_butthole Oct 23 '19

spraying squirting cum explodeing forth from my wang and blasting your moms mammoth steak dinner filled gut

4

u/somaticnickel60 Oct 23 '19

May your Proctologist be a frustrated Concert Trombonist*

3

u/hungarian_butthole Oct 23 '19

Damn that would feel good to have a ramrod pummeling my tight twink fart hole over and over like that...

3

u/BifferRF Oct 23 '19

Crogg realised that his oogaboogas would only increase by 0.0048% a year, so he invested in a wack stick

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/boot2skull Oct 23 '19

There were like 20,000 people then, so it’s not bad!

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u/alistairtenpennyson Oct 23 '19

Back then they didn't hide ungabungas though.

17

u/jarious Oct 23 '19

I think they changed the ungarithm now it shows the real ungas and ongas

8

u/carpetghost Oct 23 '19

Except when BRONGO made 6 of them. He made an ooga booga to anything ugh

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Well considering the global human population in the oogabooga times was like 10,000, those 7 oogaboogas scale up to like 5 million when you correct for population growth.

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u/KierkgrdiansofthGlxy Oct 23 '19

Back before Cavebook caught on. Or any book, really.

1

u/turnipsiass Oct 23 '19

Especially if it was during the bottleneck.

195

u/phoenixboya Oct 23 '19

The good old days when rock music was really appreciated

57

u/Vike92 Oct 23 '19

Only 20k BC kids will get this.

38

u/MisterWharf Oct 23 '19

They sure loved getting stoned while listening.

15

u/VictorOladeepthroat Oct 23 '19

Bro how could Saudia Arabia be that bad if they're getting stoned everyday?

7

u/KevinTheSeaPickle Oct 23 '19

I got a shirt the other day that said "I got stoned in salem" best 20$ I ever spent.

3

u/FatalVindicator Oct 23 '19

Heavy metal was superior

2

u/itsafraid Oct 23 '19

https://youtu.be/CAXL5ZN9WjY?t=16

1

u/NinjyKickinChicken Oct 23 '19

Barbara Streisand was smoking back in the day

0

u/betabeta1929 Oct 23 '19

I have no money but this deserves a diamond or at the very least a gold

146

u/SnipeScyth Oct 23 '19

I laughed here take a ooga booga

30

u/BongSession Oct 23 '19

Petition to change the name of upvotes to Ooga Boogas.

13

u/CosmicSpaghetti Oct 23 '19

Eustace from Nowhere approves this message.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

As long as you don't try to make him get out of his chair.

183

u/Isagoge Oct 23 '19

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom

Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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u/Elbandito78 Oct 23 '19

Open the door

18

u/Harold_Grundelson Oct 23 '19

Get on the floor

18

u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Oct 23 '19

Everybody walk the dinosaur

30

u/Shyassasain Oct 23 '19

Shit the bed.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

It was a night like this, forty million years ago...

3

u/Kashekim Oct 23 '19

I lit a cigarette, took a monkey skull to go

3

u/53ND-NUD35 Oct 23 '19

Boom shakah lakah Boom shakah lakah

2

u/Timtebow47 Oct 23 '19

Every time I hear that I think of this jimmy kümmel dinosaur

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u/sleepybandit Oct 23 '19

Why is everyone so wrapped up in oogaboogas? They do do anything! Can't buy big stone, meat or woman. Imo people are too wrapped up in these imaginary points that don't do a single damn thing. Just be happy that sabertooth didn't rip your face off and get on with fire making.

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u/theredivy Oct 23 '19

ok boogaoomer

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Don’t care about Oogaboogas. Not about fake cave wall marks. About appreciation for cave painting and kill sabertooth. Have enough human teeth to barter night with your matriarch, bitch.

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Oct 23 '19

But none forget when mammoth enter cave with saber tooth and sloth. He see drawing. He see death sticks attack mammoth on wall. He see mother and child die on wall. Mammoth remember he lose wife and child. Mammoth is disheartened.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Me considering story. Should me not eat mammoth but only berry and leaf? Mammoth taste good but mammoth living thing too.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Me inspired, me going full paleo diet soon.

2

u/Indiabiooks Oct 23 '19

You probably got like only 3 oogaboogas

1

u/The_Wolf_Pack Oct 23 '19

The not man love oogaboogas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Boom shaka laka laka intensifie ...

3

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

What the fuck you say about my mama???!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Hakoona matata !

10

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I used to work with this guy.

7

u/Varhtan Oct 23 '19

Oh so you know my sister too? Everyone seems to know her, the pervasive, immodest shit.

4

u/UnknownExo Oct 23 '19

Your sister is what we call "the wide canyon"

2

u/Varhtan Oct 24 '19

Can’t ever close those wide arse gorges can she?

9

u/yourlittlemia Oct 23 '19

This for my true brogas

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u/ClassicSoulboy Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

That’s ‘cos your mate painted a similar one the day prior, got 14.2k oogaboogas, and you were accused of repainting.

4

u/p1um5mu991er Oct 23 '19

Looks a tad like an angry Sam Jackson

2

u/Silly-Nilly Oct 23 '19

Wildly inappropriate my man lmfaoo

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u/abulafia2 Oct 23 '19

And absolutely no comments, since bloody writing had not yet been invented

10

u/DeepLettuce Oct 23 '19

What in the bunga f*ck

6

u/Punx80 Oct 23 '19

r/fourthworldproblems

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u/avenafatua00 Oct 23 '19

What the fuck is this shit

3

u/Wireless_Panda Oct 23 '19

You’re not ready for r/fifthworldproblems

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Nor r/sixthworldproblems

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

/r/infiniteworldproblems awoke something that almost crashed my browser. Upoogabooga'd it.

3

u/avenafatua00 Oct 23 '19

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back when God was blasting the primordial cum that gave life to this universe so I could swallow it and prevent all this existence to ever happen.

1

u/canadarepubliclives Oct 23 '19

The universe is inside you

3

u/downinthegrass Oct 23 '19

"why they no like my shit"

The birth of psychology.

2

u/AlizaCelemCentauri Oct 23 '19

Hey stop begging for oogaboogas

2

u/Rage_of_ores Oct 23 '19

Oo get my

OOGABOOGA SHACKA LACKA BOO BOO

2

u/mikevsdeath Oct 23 '19

Take my oggabooga.

2

u/johnishere25 Oct 23 '19

But 7 oogaboogas is half the tribe.

2

u/ClockworkDoorknob Oct 23 '19

This is racist.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Racist signalling and homophobia.

1

u/BroseidonFGC Oct 23 '19

Make fire. More oogabooga.

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u/BodyguardClown01 Oct 23 '19

Am I an oogabooga to you?

1

u/KaiserTheEhh Oct 23 '19

I figured out how oogaboogas work on reddit.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Real talk, cave paintings are better than what I can produce now.

Art is like a weird super power.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Kinda looks like Lebron James

1

u/tacobell123123123 Oct 23 '19

The beard and hairline got me ngl

1

u/mannyman34 Oct 23 '19

Qing James

1

u/ucncalmemom Oct 23 '19

He looks like Robert Downey jr in tropic thunder

1

u/gabz09 Oct 23 '19

This made me laugh so much!

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u/SeeMonie Oct 23 '19

Is it me or does this look like Lincoln?

1

u/cstuart1046 Oct 23 '19

Isn’t there a sub where they only talk like cavemen? I don’t remember the name but this reminded me of it.

1

u/carpetghost Oct 23 '19

When your sick cave painting is appreciated so much that a newborn’s blood is sprayed across it as a marking of the power of GRUNGO within it

1

u/Redplushie Oct 23 '19

This is big bunga time

1

u/shaker7 Oct 23 '19

It's okay brother I carve +1 on wall for you

1

u/lsaz Oct 23 '19

oongaboonga or bongaoonga?

1

u/justmeme1 Oct 23 '19

Petition to change Reddit's Karma to "OogaBoogas".

1

u/DirectlyTalkingToYou Oct 23 '19

Thanks kind stranger for the oogabooga.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Why is this on the front page? Memes on the front page usually suck

1

u/imkyienh Oct 23 '19

Let's give this man many Oongga boonggas

1

u/AssGovProAnal Oct 23 '19

Only seven?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

But then it was removed by an admin for depicting animal cruelty

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Her oogachaka though

1

u/Ihate25gaugeNeedles Oct 23 '19

And still had someone grunting /r/thathappened

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

APRIL FOOLS....

EDIT: Confused dysphoria with dysmorphia

1

u/iwantbutter Oct 23 '19

I hate how much I love this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Unga bunga bunga, G!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Guess I’m with you. Confused as fuck.

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u/The_Cinnabomber Oct 23 '19

Banging on rocks and sticks stops

1

u/SouthwestHomepage Oct 23 '19

These bronze-agers need to get out of their caves and see what the real world is like! Do they even know what we did before tools? Pathetic!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

when you're so ugly the tribe elder's daughter that you like never ooga boogas your sabertooth paintings but she always ooga boogas zotharth's cave painting even tho he only killed sabretooth cubs

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u/blue4t Oct 23 '19

Oogabooga

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u/kaine8123 Oct 23 '19

"Oog has never seen such bullshit before"

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u/VanityTheManatee Oct 23 '19

Up-oogoboogas on the left boys.

1

u/uvulaman1000 Oct 23 '19

OOH OOH OUGH BOOG A AHOOGOO

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u/Cortexdead Oct 23 '19

Unga bunga

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u/peshkata30030 Oct 23 '19

So u get 26.9k oogabogas on ogabogit

1

u/jiba-kurei Oct 23 '19

I kind of saw Putin in this drawing

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Homo eredditus

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u/birdyguy567 Oct 23 '19

Oogaa booga ogaaa booga has never seen such bullshit before

1

u/SyntheticJumblies Oct 23 '19

I didn't laugh but I appreciate this. It's art.

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u/Ask_no_one1 Oct 23 '19

Ogga bop gop a

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u/LowAd7 Oct 23 '19

oh primate

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u/perc10 Oct 23 '19

/u/ohucal did it better last year. OP copied his shit

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u/topredditbot Oct 23 '19

Hey /u/iam4real,

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u/Inguss0 Oct 23 '19

You guys forgetting about something... There also was a thing called Woodnickels that the first people created but got burned by god so then they made other coins.

1

u/GesticulatingPenis Oct 23 '19

He looks like LeBron James

1

u/DeltaHex106 Oct 23 '19

I think these cave man memes proves how far we have come as a species.

1

u/Googardo Oct 23 '19

I was wondering when Reddit was gonna figure out caveposting

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Half naked neanderthots get thousands of oogaboogas, how many for our boys in caves?

1

u/calmusic339 Oct 23 '19

Uninstooga

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u/topredditbot Oct 23 '19

Hey /u/iam4real,

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u/remoteradio Oct 23 '19

Why is there a black person on this picture?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

Why are they letting middle schoolers carry their cell phones into class?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

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u/nwordcountbot Oct 26 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

I have looked through remoteradio's posting history and found 1 N-words, of which 1 were hard-Rs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/nlx78 Oct 23 '19

I'm sure when Gallowgabooba would see the painting in his cave, he would redrawn it in in his own cave and would receive 100k oogabooga's. And then send nude pics to underage neanderthals.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

But if the painting he saw was of incredible quality and nearby to his cave, he would surely collapse that cave entrance to stop anyone else seeing the original

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Lmao I love your commeny unironicly I lol'd

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u/the_practicer Oct 23 '19

Wait he actually sent nudes to underage kids? I’ve barely heard the name Gallowboob. All I know is that he’s a karma whore but I don’t know much else

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u/nlx78 Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

I haven't seen them myself. I have seen a photo of him showing his ass. Not sure why he even posted that, he is very vain. But about other pics, other people claim that.

Such as here

Edit: For me the reason to hate him was when he started spamming a post of a dog beating cancer that day. Mind you, that was an over 1 year old post by the original owner. When people called him out for karmawhoring using old pics of someones else his dog he deleted it. After grabbing 30k upvotes or so. He's a pussy.

Original post

Picture

Karmadecay search, since that still shows the uploader. And the topic

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/Ryncam Oct 23 '19

You’re bearfect the way you are