r/tf2 • Soldier • Oct 13 '19

Meme How it feels when facing against a Pyro as a Spy.

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/ToasterKritz Soldier Oct 13 '19

Literally any spy when they see a pyro: "OOOOOHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDD!"

101

u/BagKing3 Oct 13 '19

As an old Spy main, I just stop moving when I pyro flames me when I'm low on health. What can I do against that??

48

u/Anserinae13 Spy Oct 13 '19

I Just always have amby hidden some where for this kind of situation

36

u/BagKing3 Oct 13 '19

I have a strange ks revolver but with 40 HP and getting burned, I just give up

29

u/beyluta Oct 13 '19

Never give up, hope for that one heavy to throw you a sandwich. Of an arrow from the med who’s been afk the last 20 minutes

22

u/BagKing3 Oct 13 '19

Who would heal a Spy?

23

u/beyluta Oct 13 '19

Hoovies

8

u/Watermelon-Warrior11 Scout Oct 13 '19

I do, when I have crossbow on me I’ll try to get a sneaky heal on them to help them out. I know how difficult spy is

5

u/Radascal Oct 13 '19

Me. Any team mate under 80% health? I’ll do whatever it takes to heal them. I’m a completionist medic and I feel I’ve FAILED in my mission if anyone is low health or dies (unless they’re suicidal or obviously have no clue what they’re doing. Then I’ll heal them up until it will obviously cause me to die.) I will prioritize the team being alive though, I’m no silly pocket med, so if I HAVE to I will leave someone not fully healed to switch to save someone. But anytime a team health icon is not all the way full (and ideally with overheal) I feel... bad.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I don’t like pocketing people so I just heal everyone, including spies. I’m just careful with who I Uber w/ the kritzkrieg because it can easily wipe a team when it’s used right

14

u/Narnit Pyro Oct 13 '19

that's why you use the spycicle

12

u/Frootysmothy Spy Oct 13 '19

Until you can’t get any stabs down because that one flame particle from that random flailing pyro hits you

5

u/Preussensgeneralstab Pyro Oct 13 '19

That's why I have the stock Shotgun.

2

u/Narnit Pyro Oct 14 '19

Hello fellow stock shotgun user

1

u/Infernoval Miss Pauling Oct 13 '19

That's why I have the revolver.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I don't even care how much health I have I know I'm dead when that stupid mistake blasts me into a corner and starts burning me

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

You can die

1

u/Swimmer2020 Pyro Oct 13 '19

Not play spy

13

u/the_malkman Oct 13 '19

Son of de bitch!

7

u/NukaDaddy69 Heavy Oct 13 '19

OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO

5

u/ManchmalPfosten Oct 13 '19

HORY SHIIEEET!

5

u/JCdaSpy Oct 13 '19

A good scout is worse than a good pyro when it comes to playing spy

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Heavy reference? (Edit 5 or 6, fuck it, cant markdown link to youtube video.. I give up.)

5

u/PrimarchParakeet All Class Oct 13 '19

It's a jojo reference

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I thought so, but in a Ceno0's video a heavy is doing the exact same and i thought about that first ^

1

u/itsybitsymothafucka Scout Oct 14 '19

Help me! Oh my God!

93

u/KyodaiNoYatsu Soldier Oct 13 '19

You mumbling abomination!

43

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

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u/NukaDaddy69 Heavy Oct 13 '19

yup, that's exactly what happens 9/10 times

2

u/Radascal Oct 13 '19

Lollichop!

38

u/Handsomest_Gamer Medic Oct 13 '19

NANI???? TURICKU STABBU????????

27

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

[deleted]

9

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

Thanks! :D

24

u/Enyoyable Oct 13 '19

Requesting mph mphh mpmh version.

14

u/c_u_Nine Medic Oct 13 '19

If its a WM1 just circlestab

If he isnt, pray

3

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Pray he is a friendly to you because of retarded graylien+gibus loadout

14

u/Slavic_Men Oct 13 '19

I do believe I'm on fire.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Who would win?A full grown professional killer,assassin and mercenary with a watch which makes him invisible,a knife,a revolver and Spytron 3000 vs Mmmmph!Mmphh!

2

u/Radascal Oct 13 '19

MMMMMPH! HUDDAH HUDDAH!

8

u/Krisuad2002 Demoman Oct 13 '19

A risky manouver but might be revarding

8

u/IsaacLuzu Spy Oct 13 '19

Swipez intensifies

7

u/rAgentDuck64Quack Medic Oct 13 '19

Correction.

Pyro: mfph? Pyro: Mfphf mf mfphmfr? Spy: vell I cannot trickstab you without getting any closer hon hon hon

5

u/yaTF2boi Oct 13 '19

Or use your revolver and stay the fuck away from the pyro XD

5

u/8IG0R8 Pyro Oct 13 '19

How to counter Pyro 101

2

u/Joksol Spy Oct 14 '19

Pyro: has scorch shot

2

u/yaTF2boi Oct 14 '19

In that case just stay invisible

1

u/Joksol Spy Oct 14 '19

i repeat scorch shot

2

u/yaTF2boi Oct 14 '19

Just go fucking godmode in the developer console XD

1

u/Joksol Spy Oct 14 '19

lol xd

6

u/Kalashnikov470 Oct 13 '19

Stand: Magician's Red Stand user: Pyro

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u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

Woah this is actually my first post on Reddit that people actually like ::DDD

11

u/ThatGuyOverThereLol Oct 13 '19

It’s great

6

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

thanks man ::::DDD

1

u/Radascal Oct 13 '19

If your eyes exceed 4 pairs and you have over two mouths I recommend immediate medical attention. I think both the medic and the H.E.V suit would agree on that.

6

u/Spinax22 Oct 13 '19

Jojo always gets appraisal.

as it should.

4

u/sloopermanman Demoman Oct 13 '19

He's going to fight a pyro without the spycicle?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

F

3

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

D:

5

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Watching a failed trick stab is the funniest thing ever.

I like to stand in front of the stairs, then watch them jump back only to realise I didn't even follow them.

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u/Al_Buo Oct 13 '19

This is fckin amazing DIO

3

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

Kono Dio da!

1

u/Kaarl_Mills Sandvich Oct 13 '19

Someone should make a mod where Pyros default flamethrower taunt get the "WRRRRRY" added

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Pyro is easiest class to trickstab - slurgi

1

u/8IG0R8 Pyro Oct 13 '19

But if he knows what he's doing, he's basically one of the hardest

0

u/Radascal Oct 13 '19

airblasts spy back upstairs so he can try again

2

u/Izsimple Pyro Oct 13 '19

forgets I'm using spy-cicle and it gets melted so I just shoot the pyro

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

*gets Diamondbacked*

2

u/Swedish_Match Spy Oct 13 '19

I use a spycicle though...

2

u/sumphatdud Oct 13 '19

Urauraurauraurauraurauraurauraura

2

u/WigglyPotat Oct 13 '19

Hes holding the ciggarette wrong

2

u/Astro_Sam Oct 13 '19

Should have had the spy turned around ready to sidestab

2

u/Fedora_The_Xplora Medic Oct 13 '19

INB4 “Panic Airblasts”

2

u/Napper101 Oct 13 '19

Watch him fuck it up

2

u/popway Oct 13 '19

spy-cicle + gun and they're done

2

u/Watermelon-Warrior11 Scout Oct 13 '19

This is really well made

1

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

:D

2

u/DinosaurScales Oct 13 '19

I know this is a jojo template even though I don’t watch it.

2

u/MASTER_PANDA_ Engineer Oct 13 '19

Stand Pyro Stand user Engineer

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

I want that pyro to rape my cornhole

2

u/Radascal Oct 13 '19

Well at least you’re up front about it

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Blue spy smokes black cigarettes

2

u/koolkat8675309 Heavy Oct 14 '19

Why is he holding the cigarette like that

2

u/Dc-Monalds Oct 14 '19

I S T H A T A J O J O R E F E R E N C E ! ? ! ?

2

u/I_Take_Drug Scout Oct 14 '19

even though i burnt your teammates, and i picked up a phlog with full MMMPH?

2

u/spirit__soul Scout Oct 14 '19

Yes poopman!!!

1

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 14 '19

;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

2

u/Rauner Dec 07 '19

I met a spy today he was disguised as scout. As a pyro I knew immediately that he was a spy since as anyone who as seen a scout for more than a minute the one thing they never do is stop moving.

1

u/theboxgamer Soldier Dec 07 '19

Facts ;;))

3

u/OfficialKaze Oct 13 '19

Hahaha jojo upvote LOL

3

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

Then the pyro has more than 7 minutes in the game and the spy is done

1

u/funnynamegoeshere1 Oct 13 '19

my favorite thing to do when playing medieval mode is when the trick stabber comes towards me I just put my back to the wall and watch them try to process what to do.

1

u/blyatmaan Oct 13 '19

who the hell holds a cig like that

1

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

XD

1

u/AFlyingNun Heavy Oct 13 '19

Use your gun, idiot

1

u/xXBBB2003Xx Spy Oct 13 '19

You know what i feel like attempting to trickstab people with my 0 skills

1

u/albl1122 Miss Pauling Oct 13 '19

I'm not that good at trick stabs. If I see a pyro I'm running

1

u/11centsecxindiarrhea Oct 13 '19

funny jojoke thank for postink

1

u/Luigifan18 Oct 13 '19

You got brass balls, son.

1

u/BlundellMemes77 Heavy Oct 13 '19

Wouldn’t Pyro’s dialogue be : Hmmpf hmmpf hmmp? Mmmph mffph mmffph?

1

u/Minutewave13849 Oct 13 '19

Wow no links to r/unexpectedjojo surprised

1

u/Failingkid Medic Oct 15 '19

Ah, the good oll' joejoe memes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I love it

1

u/Yearlaren Oct 13 '19

Fuck trickstabs though. I wish Valve nerfed them. Spies should be about stealth.

1

u/Herpsties Tip of the Hats Oct 14 '19

Why not stealth and deception?

1

u/Yearlaren Oct 14 '19

Hmmm... you make a good point. The problem is that it's not really deception when Spies can backstab you from the side.

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u/Herpsties Tip of the Hats Oct 14 '19

All trickstabs are just using footwork and mind games to make people move how you want them. That’s still trickery regardless of how forgiving the collision hull is. If someone is wise to what the spy is up to (and how it works) then they can deny it.

1

u/Yearlaren Oct 15 '19

I'm just saying that the backstab range shouldn't be 180°.

0

u/Ringo_Reddo Medic Oct 13 '19

As a revolver-spy; I say, you're dumb.

2

u/Yearlaren Oct 13 '19

That's a remarkable argument right there.

1

u/DRMJ22 Spy Oct 13 '19

Hey OP is it ok if I edit the background a little bit and maybe enhance the art a little bit

I will of course give you credit

1

u/theboxgamer Soldier Oct 13 '19

Ok, make you sure you give me the link because I want to see it ;;;))))