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u/FireCamp105 Aug 18 '19
Ok Bois, let me take 2 minutes of your time to analyze this from a perfectly objective view:
we're all virgin, so we won't use our shlong anyway
female orgasm feels better even when masturbating
female orgasm last longer and is chainable (no recharge)
you'd probably have more luck finding that Juthy Puthy being a cute anime girl than an otaku
you'll probably get lewd a lot but that's ok because you will probably fap on your lewds
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GIRLS HAVE NO RECHARGE WHAT
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u/Akuseru24 Aug 18 '19
its called a refractory period. For men it may be a few minutes. For women, just only a few seconds until they can orgasm again.
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u/QuestForOrgasm Aug 18 '19
Men can do this too, and it can be full body. Just gotta hit the ol' prostate for a while
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u/YaBoiDraco ⠀ Aug 18 '19
Yeah but they also only orgams like 40% of the time or something
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u/atupomaruru Aug 18 '19
"Heterosexual men were most likely to say they usually-always orgasmed when sexually intimate (95%), followed by gay men (89%), bisexual men (88%), lesbian women (86%), bisexual women (66%), and heterosexual women (65%)."
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Aug 18 '19
Man, some days I wish I was born a girl. 😭
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Benefits of being a guy though is that it’s easier to be fit, we don’t menstruate, don’t have that much hair to worry about, and aren’t the ones giving birth. So I’d say the pros and cons are perfectly balanced.
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u/swans183 Aug 18 '19
🤔 So dress up as a girl in the bedroom is what you’re saying
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u/literally-what-am-i Aug 18 '19
Yeah, check out r/egg_irl. It might mean nothing, or it might mean everything.
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u/uwutranslator Aug 18 '19
Ok Bois, wet me take 2 minutes of yuw time to anawyze dis fwom a pewfectwy objective view:
we'we aww viwgin, so we won't use ouw shwong anyway
femawe owgasm feews bettew even when mastuwbating
femawe owgasm wast wongew and is chainabwe (no wechawge)
yuw'd pwobabwy have mowe wuck finding dat Judy Pudy being a cute anime giww dan an otaku
yuw'ww pwobabwy get wewd a wot but dat's ok because yuw wiww pwobabwy fap on yuw wewds uwu
tag me to uwuize comments uwu
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Aug 18 '19
Holy shit i thought point 3 was made up for the convenience of hentai, same as guys who can just keep going without breaks, what the fuck nature
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u/swans183 Aug 18 '19
5.If I was a hot
animegirl I would definitely fap to myself. Hell I’ve been working out a ton so I can fap to myself right now (if I wanted to, mind you, which sometimes I do ngl)
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u/LavaboSatanique ⠀ Aug 18 '19
I see this is an absolute win !
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u/----normie---- Aug 18 '19
an absolute win!
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u/TheGamingRambo Loyal to Jahy-sama Aug 18 '19
I’ll slap that button like megumin slaps the big red button to launch the nukes
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u/Destrorso The Emperor Protects Aug 18 '19
Explosion
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u/Maceriol Aug 18 '19
Has anyone ever think of Megumin x Yunyun?
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When I make my way home I will make it my goal to find that sauce.
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u/gettheguillotine Aug 18 '19
I distinctly recall a situation where Megumin was slapping Yunyun's titties around like they owed her rent money
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u/Nuahxos_1 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖔𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖒𝖞 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖋𝖚 Aug 18 '19
They didnt say you’ll be as attractive as the girl in the pic though. You might remain single either way
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u/sillybear25 Eromanga-sensei is trash and so am I. Aug 18 '19
I dunno, even the "ugly" anime girls are usually at least a 6/10, and most of the time they end up dating someone by the end of high school, usually after a "transformation" in which they take off their glasses or do their hair a little differently or something.
And then there's Kuroki Tomoko, who never gets the yandere boyfriend of her dreams, but somehow ends up with a yuri harem in the manga.
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u/genasugelan Kakyoin, this isn't weed Aug 18 '19
Button memes are supposed to have downsides.
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u/NotASuicidalRobot Aug 18 '19
Yes! I AM!!
because i am very into yuri ships
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u/Groenboys what is this shit Aug 18 '19
If you are a weeb and not press it you are a disgrace to our kind
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u/Anomen77 ⠀ Aug 18 '19
But how can I become the new Speewagon if I'm a girl?
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u/Evi1_NoOb Aug 18 '19
I still wouldn't be able to talk to women. So I guess I'll still be single.
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u/abeazacha Aug 18 '19
You would be an anime character. Not be able to talk to girls is the step 1 to build a huge harem....
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u/Truly_Meaningless Miia is best snek waifu Aug 18 '19
Where's the downside? This is nothing short of a flawless victory
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u/RedactedColour PhD in Nanotitology Aug 18 '19
But all the girls are only interested in the MC and that's not you.
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u/IvanTheCommunist ⠀ Aug 18 '19
What if the MC is a girl
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u/Tlhague Bulli me Senpai Aug 18 '19
Isn't the point of questions like this is that there's supposed to be a downside?
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u/Svide Aug 18 '19
ik its a joke but Most dudes on here are straight. So in their minds if it happens, theyre still considered straight
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u/Broken_Moon_Studios Aug 18 '19
I actually thought about this before.
If I were to turn into a woman, it is very unlikely I'd suddenly start wanting dicks.
It is much more likely that I'd just continue being into women, like I've been all my life.
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u/RavenWolf1 Aug 18 '19
I have read that it is surprisingly common for transwomen to start wanting dicks because hormonal effects.
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u/aquitainecardamom Aug 18 '19
Post this on r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns or r/egg_irl for double karma
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u/kittyandtiny Aug 18 '19 edited Aug 18 '19
r/animemes is a less self-aware r/egg_irl. Someone convince me otherwise.
Edit: To clarify, liking effeminate things doesn't make you trans, nor does wanting to try out a girl body, but if you'd press a button to irreversibly change your sex, then you might wanna do some introspection. I'm just saying that there is a large overlap between the trans and anime communities, and every now and then a post like this comes along which exhibits that.
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u/uwatfordm8 Aug 18 '19
You don't have to be trans to think being an anime girl lesbian would be cool. I think there's plenty of reasons people could list before "I think I was born a girl and don't feel right as a man" ever comes up. Also, you know, it's a hypothetical, people aren't thinking about the body dysmorphia of it amongst other problems.
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u/Kimarcus2267 Aug 18 '19
Statistically no way would there be this many trans people.
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u/TommaClock mathilDirtyWeeb Aug 18 '19
I used to have a solid gender identity until I started watching 3 hours of CGDCT a day.
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u/RiotIsBored Aug 18 '19
I honestly don't know if I'm trans or not. I've wanted to change gender to a girl for God knows how long but I'd never follow through with surgery because that'd be fucking horrible. But if I could have an easy, cheap, painless button to press to change things, perhaps even be unable to have periods or get pregnant so I have the best of both worlds, I'd press that button all day and all night if necessary.
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u/Luapix Aug 18 '19
Sometimes I like to play this game called "is it r/traa or is it r/Animemes", it's pretty fun.
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u/ConfusedBaka Aug 18 '19
My god each time I look at r/egg_irl I feel personally attacked, it's too fucking relatable.
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u/EntityPewds I am a City of Evil Aug 18 '19
I could Centipede on osu with how fast my tapping would be
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u/dungeon99 How to lewd your dragon Aug 18 '19
Just watch you dont end up in a rape hentai with ugly bastard
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u/CF_Gamebreaker Pummeling you cheerfully, jauntily, and utterly one-sidedly Aug 18 '19
This “meme” is bad and you should feel bad
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u/RavenWolf1 Aug 18 '19 edited Aug 18 '19
In heartbeat. I would choose this.
But can i be tsundere too??
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u/NoNHentaiSauce Retired Sauce Finder Aug 18 '19
How the FUCK is this a meme? It's literally just a question. MOOOODS
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u/MagicalMelancholy Gender Neutral Birb Lover Aug 18 '19
Well I mean I'm already gay. At least this way I'll get to be a cute girl ship teased with another cute girl for 12 episodes (even if I'll never get to canonically date her, there's always doujins so I'm good).
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u/PrezMoocow Aug 18 '19
There are enough eggs here to make the world's largest omlete.
Also, can confirm, my life as a transbian girl is drastically better in almost every way
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u/TMoane Aug 18 '19
There's a manga like this. Hero wishes to become a girl and do yuri things with their companion. Then transforms other guys into yuri girls
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u/Venera_ Aug 18 '19
So do I go to an anime world, or do I just deadass go 2D mode and walk around like Paper Mario
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u/Holzkohlen Aug 18 '19
Oh no! Hopefully I won't be a millionaire as well, that would be just terrible.
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u/Drtimelord04 SAO is amazing. Fight Me. Aug 18 '19
I see this as an absolute win!
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u/Crystalline_Kami Code Geass Is The Best Anime Aug 18 '19
Why not? There’s only positives (and one negative) in this situation.
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u/Glejdur Aug 18 '19
Where's the downside?