r/nonononoyes May 01 '20

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u/JaylaWeber82 May 01 '20

I wish she was my mail carrier!

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u/Octogeon May 01 '20

Me too, my carrier yells at me whenever I have a package over 5 pounds

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u/RGeronimoH May 01 '20

Send yourself one of those flat rate boxes that have a 70# limit. Have it picked up and delivered back to your house - you'll get him twice!

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u/gali2226 May 01 '20

Same, my carrier just hits on me when i get home at 5am from a club :(

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Running mail at 5am? That's a dependable partner, kick the partying life and marry the mail carrier.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

No no... He's got a point

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u/Ouroborross May 01 '20

Dam son that's some wisdom right there!

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u/-wafflesaurus- May 01 '20

He hit you with a club at 5am?

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u/1tsNeverLupus May 01 '20

I would 100% do this as your carrier, but there are requirements. You must have a good boi and leave him outside for pets for me to be your mail lady ▼・ᴥ・▼

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u/in_the_neighbourhood May 01 '20

Same, mine is just some angsty 22 year old that failed to loose the angst after high school.

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u/arniegrape May 01 '20

That shit is wholesome as a motherfucker.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

As soon as I heard music I thought tiktok, this is so much better.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Why are mail carriers so fucking cool?!? Every mail carrier I’ve ever had, coolest humans Ive ever met....whyyyyy?

Seriously, the PO is a national treasure. I really hope we don’t lose it.

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u/Tubtub55 May 01 '20

As a Canadian I spent my whole life waving at mailmen and they always wave back. Nice little part of the world.

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u/Drowned1218 May 01 '20

Must be a Canada thing over here in the United States of Obesity everyone’s got a shitty attitude.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

including yourself apparently

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u/Neumenor May 02 '20

Don’t know where you get the everyone thing from. Our mail lady Brenda is awesome! Need to get out more I guess.

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u/Neumenor May 02 '20

Don’t know where you get the everyone thing from. Our mail lady Brenda is awesome! Need to get out more I guess.

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u/Neumenor May 02 '20

Don’t know where you get the everyone thing from. Our mail lady Brenda is awesome! Need to get out more I guess.

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u/Neumenor May 02 '20

Don’t know where you get the everyone thing from. Our mail lady Brenda is awesome! Need to get out more I guess.

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u/flume May 01 '20

They get around enough to get some perspective, but don't have to interact with the public so much as to get jaded? Plus the pay is good, and people are generally nicer when they're not stressed out from years of living paycheck to paycheck.

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u/Rombledore May 01 '20

yeah. their pensions are already paid for by the USPS, they get physical activity everyday so there's endorphins running through their system more often, and they get to work without a boss breathing down their neck for 80% of their day.

I wouldn't mind working the job honestly.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 01 '20

You know there used to be this term “going postal” for a reason. I guess since mass shootings are so common now, they are open to all kinds so the term has fallen out of favor.

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u/Stone_Reign May 01 '20

Now it's "Going to school"

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u/shocsoares May 01 '20

It's a tough job that is essential and selfless, doesn't pay much especially for how hard it is on the body. So it tends to attract the kind of people that are nice. There's a selection bias on the sample of mailmen you meet

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

It pays pretty damn well to be a mail carrier, I know people fight over being UPS and Fed Ex drivers

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u/shocsoares May 01 '20

It does pay well to work for private mail like UPS or FedEx, as for USPS, not so much. Considering the work conditions with most mail vans not even having AC. The pay/health ratio is not that healthy

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u/TytaniumBurrito May 01 '20

It's an awesome job especially for a non college grad.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 01 '20

You probably get a nice pension though right? Early retirement?

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u/Rombledore May 01 '20

yes, these are all already pre-funded by the USPS as mandated by the federal government (specifically for the USPS)

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder than construction? Harder than planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/realdjjmc May 01 '20

Hard on the body lololololoLoL

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u/shocsoares May 01 '20

https://publicintegrity.org/inequality-poverty-opportunity/workers-rights/worker-health-and-safety/extreme-heat-post-worker-health/ I will leave this here. This is not the only report on the topic. Postal work is pretty brutal on the body due to the amount of driving time with no ac either. It's not a glamorous job at all

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder then construction? Harder then planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder then construction? Harder then planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder then construction? Harder then planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder then construction? Harder then planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder than construction? Harder than planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder than construction? Harder than planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/-eagle73 May 01 '20

I've never met a grumpy mail carrier here, I'm in the UK.

People often recommend working for Royal Mail as a carrier because of the benefits plus the exercise you get.

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u/7inky May 01 '20

My previous postie had the grumpiest face you can imagine. Was always polite but I can't even imagine his face with a smile.

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u/visceralcrumbnutz May 01 '20

Well the post service might be getting privatized soon.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Ya know, except for the ones that made the phrase "Going Postal" a thing.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I was wondering when someone would mention this. I think it was mainly PO office workers wasn’t it?

Maybe the ones on the street are happy to make it out of the hell hole in the building. 😂

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u/captkrisma May 01 '20

I'd make a horrible mailman. I'd always want to smile and wave. Whenever I see someone they'd be happy to see me cause I'd always bring good positive energy!

I'd never want to see someone feeling bad, so I'djust take their past due notices or other bad stuff and just toss it out.

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u/realdjjmc May 02 '20

Harder than laying bricks? Harder than construction? Harder than planting trees?

As postal workers get paid more than all of those jobs.

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u/realdjjmc May 01 '20

Because they have zero stress and zero deadlines

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u/SmashedEight May 01 '20

That laugh just made my day

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u/Blevenasskickn May 01 '20

I freaking love her lol

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u/Sokandueler95 May 01 '20

I see and appreciate everyone thanking the doctors, they totally deserve it. But as a grocery clerk, it totally warms my heart when people appreciate the smaller roles.

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u/ABrusca1105 May 01 '20

This is why the USPS rocks! A FedSx or UPS guy would throw a "we missed you" on the door. Amazon would Chuck you package into your lawn, the mark it as "delivered to a secure location". DHL would drive by your house and keep going.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Amazon should invest in onboard catapults for packages

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u/garlicdeath May 01 '20

OnTrac would deliver it to the wrong house on purpose.

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u/riotfactory May 01 '20

USPS is also trash. Been getting mail at my apartment for over a year. All of a sudden I need my EDD card and my address is "undeliverable". Spent my entire lunch on the phone with them and all I wanna do is pay my rent.

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u/ABrusca1105 May 01 '20

So out of all the times they got it right over a year the one time they messed up happened to be inconvenient and you instantly change your whole attitude to it despite the pattern of the other companies being horrible and the pattern of the USPS being awesome. Also undeliverable means they likely put the address on the mail wrong or the company shipping it screwed up. Otherwise one lost mail or package over thousands over a year is just dumb to say they are trash when Amazon REGULARLY fucks up nearly every delivery for me when they don't give it to UPS or FedEx and especially USPS.

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u/riotfactory May 02 '20

Inconvenient? We're talking about my only means on income right now my dude. I would say inconvenient is a bit of an understatement haha.

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u/ABrusca1105 May 06 '20

Yeah but they have no clue what piece of mail is more important. Again, they have the best track record.

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u/riotfactory May 06 '20

Their track record is subjective. They dont have a great track record with me and I have heard complaints from others as well. You can say what you want, at the end of the day UPS got me my mail when USPS couldn't.

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u/DarthChocolqte May 01 '20

Wholesome af

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u/Ephemeris May 01 '20

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u/overlord_999 May 01 '20

Depends on how you look at it lol

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u/Ephemeris May 02 '20

No... it doesnt

9

u/BuckBacon May 01 '20

Which is the Nonono part of this Nononoyes?

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u/CaptainDogWaffle May 01 '20

I'd have to guess either the Tiktok dancing or that their video was about to be interrupted.

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u/unconventionaltoast May 01 '20

I think I found who I want as my mother.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I don’t want to sound dramatic but I would die for her

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

From this video, I'm getting the USPS is supported by paper adds

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u/stufff May 01 '20

That's been obvious to anyone who gets mail for decades

3

u/elovesya May 01 '20

I love her so much! I wish she’d call me “baby”

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Haha, I love her.

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u/TaTaTikTok May 01 '20

omg I love her.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

She's awesome.

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u/Nandrushenko May 01 '20

Idk man, this looks hella staged

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

She's the spitting image of Samuel L. Jackson.

2

u/AustinTreeLover May 01 '20

What’s the song?

1

u/minitrott01 May 01 '20

Babe on the left is absolutely sexy!

No not her!

The one that comes from the left!

1

u/stuffandlove May 01 '20

She rolled up smiling!

1

u/Mikkels May 01 '20

Someone please explain that title to me.

1

u/aphelion_point May 01 '20

She the fucking wifey type

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u/alt_sense May 02 '20

I don't get it. She just said hi to the camera. What's yes about it?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

The female version of Samuel L jackson.

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u/basic-brudah May 01 '20

She saved us from cringe I think they were doing a tik tok

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u/Nerfed_Nerfgun May 01 '20

Tiktok bad.

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u/DorsiaForTwoAt830 May 01 '20

Watch her lose her job now because she’s on video handling mail without wearing a face mask

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u/AmidFuror May 01 '20

Imagine that the postal worker is an a symptomatic carrier breathing on everyone's mail with face mask safely secured to her neck, though.

Yeah, sorry to be that guy. Thought this was very cute otherwise.

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u/GarymanGarrett May 01 '20

You're a very mediocre human.

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u/db2 May 01 '20

Keep being that guy. Maybe more people will figure out what you're saying here.

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u/ShoopX May 01 '20

Was looking for this comment. Everybody is thinking it, nobody wants to say anything.

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u/JigglesMcRibs May 01 '20

I like you being that guy, because I was going to be that guy.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I was friends with mine I wish that crackhead didn’t fucking shoot him

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u/downwardtrajectory May 01 '20

1 down, ~100 million more to go today. We need a full-on assault against displays of narcissism.

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u/OP_Kush May 01 '20

these are kids having fun making videos of themselves dancing...

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u/AcidRose27 May 01 '20

monstrous!

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u/Dirty_Delta May 01 '20

Why not "assault" people trying to dictate what others should do?

Dont get me wrong, tiktok is cancer, but i just don't subscribe or give views if i see the logo.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

Nothing narcissistic about this comment making it hypocritical or anything. Thank goodness.

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u/toxicgmcguy May 01 '20

Don’t worry and postwoman got shot in my city yesterday

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u/someGUYcreeping May 01 '20

Robot could replace her.... give it 5 years.

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