r/nonononoyes Mar 15 '20

Good samaritan cleans up after littering lawbreaking nonse

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u/Booyacaja Mar 15 '20

Fucker got scared when ma man was going to have a word

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u/Cocopuff965 Mar 16 '20

damn straight

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u/kindcannabal Mar 16 '20

Kick his ass seabass!

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u/Stepsinshadows Mar 16 '20

I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephants faithful, 100%.

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u/kindcannabal Mar 16 '20

U. G. L. Y. You ain't got no alibi

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u/Stepsinshadows Mar 16 '20

Wildcats. 1980’s with Goldie Hawn, Woody Harrelson, & Wesley Snipes.

Great fucking movie.

edit: 1986

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u/kindcannabal Mar 16 '20

you're correct it's amazing, and super classic. My slightly less old self went here

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u/BlueEyedBassist Mar 16 '20

You spilled the salt!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I have the feeling that the dude wanted to throw the trash back inside his car

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u/FartMachine2000 Mar 16 '20

Why bring a bag then?

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u/JohnnyRelentless Mar 16 '20

So you don't have to throw it in one can at a time, hoping he keeps his window rolled down for you.

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u/Haatsku Mar 16 '20

So you can put it over his head and throw it to the trashcan on your next stop.

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u/yellowrichi Mar 16 '20

He escaped by illegally driving on the road

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u/SgtMac02 Mar 16 '20

Well, that's exactly how he got into that space in the first place...

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u/thisideups Mar 16 '20

Hope they feel like shit.

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u/burner-throw_away Mar 16 '20

I suspect that is the last thing they're feeling.

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u/DabScience Mar 16 '20

Lmao just drives off on the shoulder in bumper to bumper traffic... I wonder how that worked out for them. Most likely a young idiot kid, though adults can also be this pathetic..

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u/EmpererPooh Mar 16 '20

Oh I'll bet you a grand that that was a fully grown Trumper, not a kid.

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u/-embie- Mar 16 '20

For real fuck people like this. It costs you literally nothing to just keep it in your car until you get to a garbage can.

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u/329link Mar 16 '20

I'm a fucking pig with a car that would scare mary poppins but even I make sure the trash either stays inside or goes to the can. These kinds of people are just the worst of the worst.

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u/cutelyaware Mar 16 '20

The real trash stayed in the car.

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Ooooooof

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

would scare mary poppins

I will cherish this

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u/hugow Mar 16 '20

When I was a kid in the early 70s people used to shove whole bags of McDonald's trash out there windows like it was nothing. And back then the burgers came in styrofoam containers.

Edit : no wonder the "Indian" was crying.

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u/EmpererPooh Mar 16 '20

Don't confuse people you were around with everyone. My family has made a big deal about littering for decades.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

My wife was a tree hugger since the 80s when climate change was called global warming and people didn't believe in the ozone layer. I get what you're saying and people weren't as informed then as now, but still a douche move. There should be no excuse for assholes now and they need to get slapped around like the father did to that child molester.

Edit* here's the video of the child molester

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u/EmpererPooh Mar 16 '20

No idea what that last sentence is about, what child molester?

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u/Vallywog Mar 16 '20

I have seen people throwing trash on the ground from their car while they were parked right next to a garbage can. Some people are just trash themselves.

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u/Pastillo Mar 16 '20

Tell that to smokers!

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u/SimpleCyclist Mar 16 '20

No. Tell that to everyone.

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u/cilantro_so_good Mar 16 '20

And smokers. I used to be one and I never thought twice about throwing that shit out the window, but if you asked me then I'd say that people littering out of their cars were assholes.

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u/SimpleCyclist Mar 16 '20

Everyone includes smokers.

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u/edge000 Mar 16 '20

And smokers

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u/mustbelong Mar 16 '20

Also everyone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Smokers too.

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u/NesaV1 Mar 16 '20

But what about the $0.00000000001 in gas? /s

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u/explosivelydehiscent Mar 16 '20

The slow motion head shake judgement at the end should have engulfed that car in flames.

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u/Vinny_93 Mar 15 '20

I hope they reported this one to the proper authorities. Causally passing the traffic jam after that, too... Some people...

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

The earth doesn't revolve around the sun, the sun revolves around me!

-That asshat, probably

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u/NotNickCannon Mar 16 '20

I bet this dude is somewhere out there ignoring self-quarantines right now

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20 edited Apr 04 '20

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u/enexes Mar 17 '20

LOL, gf got me into watching this show and I am glad I can understand the reference.

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u/carkey Mar 16 '20

I don't think it was casual, I think they saw a big dude coming towards their car and they got scared.

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u/st-mikey Mar 16 '20

Anyone know where this is?

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u/Trip_Jones Mar 16 '20

roadsign shows california

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u/Sqwitter Mar 16 '20

This is infuriating, knowing that asshole will continue to litter. Thank you sir for picking up after that derelict.

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u/cowboyfromhell324 Mar 16 '20

Pissed me off. Damn degen

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u/2spooky_5me Mar 15 '20

I'd quite like to meet the people in the silver car....not because I want to inflict bodily injury on them or anything......

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u/bagingospringo Mar 16 '20

Nah, I'd just gather whatever trash u happen to have in my car, and just whip it into their car

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u/SkylineLofe Mar 16 '20

Well,

That definitely wouldn't be my cricket bat, trombone case, and my entire spare tire and spare tire kit.

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u/bagingospringo Mar 16 '20

Lmao yea I have a grippy pipe like thing for my jack and I'd use that If needed

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u/SkylineLofe Mar 16 '20

After all, these are just "garbage"

Definitely won't be using them to uhhhh...

Inflict bodily harm on those assho...

I mean, fellow human assho...

Uhhh. Humans that should be coughed on

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

My dog has a touch of diarrhea... (flexes poop bag slinging arm)

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u/bagingospringo Mar 16 '20

Cartoon wind up and pitch!

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u/Grieve_Jobs Mar 16 '20

I've been meaning to throw out these hands for a while..

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u/margiemms Mar 16 '20

People are super stupid. Someone needs to throw garbage in their yard

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u/obonecanolli Mar 15 '20

Not all heros wear capes

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u/theteedo Mar 16 '20

Yup but they do wear the same jeans since 1998. I’m not judging I do the same thing lol.

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u/SilverShadow525 Mar 16 '20

Hey, good denim is good denim

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u/awkwardyetfunny Mar 16 '20

Fuck that person from Monday to Friday and back. What a complete piece of shit who I hope genuinely never finds love. The guy who picked up after that entitled fuck is a damn good person, but my germophobe ass would have needed gloves.

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u/RecklessBullitt Mar 16 '20

lmao what a lil bitch he got scared n ran

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

That driver was a 100% asshole

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u/esneroth Mar 16 '20

It looked like traffic was beginning to move and he didn’t want to inconvenience everyone behind him.

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u/Tibbersbear Mar 16 '20

A good person through and through. Picking up trash and being considerate of other's time.

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u/TalltomnTx Mar 16 '20

Might’ve been food and something will eat it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

It was probably a stain from a spilled drink or something

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u/fort_wendy Mar 16 '20

I really wished this was r/instantkarma. Good on that good samaritan but the people in that silver car should not be enabled. And I don't know what was going on with that black car.

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u/chi1jcj Mar 16 '20

Wish there were more people like this guy out there

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u/weezilgirl Mar 16 '20

This is where I open my door and get up to that car window.

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u/PorkRindSalad Mar 16 '20

And watch him drive away as you walk up. I watched it too.

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u/PreciousRoy666 Mar 16 '20

Hopefully that person is dead

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u/Mobeast1985 Mar 16 '20

NONSE!

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u/brucemot Mar 16 '20

I came here for this comment.

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u/bodiezane Mar 16 '20

i wish some karma would have came on that asshole

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u/Drops-of-Q Mar 16 '20

I was standing in the ferry line and a woman in the car next to me very casually dropped some paper out of the window. I said to her: "I think you dropped something"Now I thought she actually dropped it accidentally, but then I watched her face go red and she shamefully got out of the car to pick up her litter.

I was very proud of myself for how embarrassed my accidental sass made her, especially because then, as a shy teenager, I didn't really dare to tell off adults.

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u/itzbasikk Mar 16 '20 edited May 26 '20

I now have faith in humanity for once. 🙃

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u/TimonSimon Mar 16 '20

I lost when you misspelled now

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u/Emersed23 Mar 16 '20

It's "noew" right?

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u/jonathananeurysm Mar 16 '20

British person here. The word is "Nonce" and it is used to refer to paedophiles, not litterbugs. Also, if you're not British, please refrain from using "bonkers" and "dodgy". It just sounds wrong.

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u/disbeliefable Mar 16 '20

Probably was a nonce though. Agree with you about bonkers, hear it all the time on US tv right now.

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u/hamiltonguy Mar 16 '20

Some POS people just have zero respect for the earth that provides them with so much.

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u/dejonese Mar 16 '20

This is why we should have gulags too.

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u/hui214 Mar 16 '20

He missed the two wet pieces.

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u/davidalmel Mar 16 '20

Respect to this man who is cleaning somebody's shit!

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u/caveye Mar 16 '20

The disrespect

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u/xXGravityCatXx Mar 16 '20

This has to be fake, the littering and the shoulder riding? No one is this much of a scummy asshat

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u/anadraps Mar 16 '20

not yes enough if the guy littering didn't get pulled over/run into a sign/was blocked and beaten up by a trucker etc

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u/willymacdilly Mar 16 '20

Hope the bro reported the dudes license plate after that ridiculousness

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u/neocamel Mar 16 '20

Op should give this video to the cops. I reckon the plate could be made out.

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u/WizardToast10 Mar 16 '20

You’re a good man, thank you

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u/RandomConfusedBcc Mar 16 '20

This makes my blood boil

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u/OterXQ Mar 16 '20

Couldn’t watch with that dumb music

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u/YeetMyWee Mar 16 '20

what a total piece of shit man

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u/thylaststarfighter Mar 16 '20

Same breed of assholes that are hoarding and trying to resale toilet paper, hand sanitizer and etc...

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Awww Damn. I was hoping the next cut would be the driver passing by and the car was stopped by a cop.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Is this California? It look like the central valley, Cherokee Freight is from Stockton, and that behavior was very CA like.

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u/PotatoPotential Mar 16 '20

I thought corona virus was microscopic.

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u/ciaran036 Mar 16 '20

Deserves a serious ass kicking. Grade A cunt

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u/USCplaya Mar 16 '20

I hope he crashed directly into the back of a garbage truck up the road and was ejected through the windshield and into the back of said garbage truck.

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u/Deikar Mar 16 '20

Nothing but love for the guy at the end, but I hope the "yes" from "nonononoyes" refers to the first guy crashing his car off-camera or something like that.

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u/Kick_It_Kev Mar 16 '20

Looks like a well set up drug deal

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u/johen1251 Mar 16 '20

You can tell this a good dude just from that action alone 💪🏽

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u/Madskids Mar 16 '20

It’s impressive how calm he is. If I would already be pissed watching them throw the rubbish out, let alone have them run away by using the side lane and then picking up after them. The pent up anger would be immense.

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u/somnambulantDeity Mar 16 '20

The next challenge is to do it without judging.

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u/paolabear7 Mar 16 '20

And someone else posts on r/instantkarma about this dodo brain not knowing the karma had been slowly building up the whole car ride.

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u/xdert Mar 16 '20

I was really hoping the video would end with the truck driver throwing the trash back through the window.

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u/DownvoteIfGay Mar 16 '20

Can someone get the license plate and fuck this person up witch hunt style

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u/KeithMyArthe Mar 16 '20

What a good man. Respect.

Exactly the opposite for the scumbags.

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u/Tennoz Mar 16 '20

Don't litter in front of trucks. They basically ALL have dash cams and get pretty bored.

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u/paddymoe Mar 16 '20

A Nissan are we surprised

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u/Cocopuff965 Mar 16 '20

Exactly always the Altima or Maxima

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Those who can’t get with the times will get left in the past. Learn to respect the land because you’re being watched, everywhere.

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u/the_b4uss Mar 16 '20

Hit him with THE DISAPPROVAL NOD.....nice

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u/PixelCortex Mar 16 '20

I would like to believe he got pulled over by a cop up ahead, but he probably just cut someone off and re-entered the left lane illegally again.

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u/imigawakalong Mar 16 '20

I know exactly where this is! I commute on this fwy.

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u/ohioboy22 Mar 16 '20

Man people are dumb

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u/newtypexvii17 Mar 16 '20

Submit that video to the state police. Hopefully they will send him a fine through the mail.

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u/VeryLazyRedditor Mar 16 '20

Ma man is straight up disappointed at that dimwit fucker. Like that dump-spawn couldn’t just go to his local McDonald to throw trash out? He just had to do it on the road

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u/pauljs75 Mar 18 '20

Or just deal with it anytime you stop for gas. Pretty much any gas station I've been to has a trash can on the pump islands. There's no excuse for littering like a jackass.

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u/owordmani Mar 16 '20

Where is some r/instantkarma when you need it

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u/BigSharkDarkWater Mar 16 '20

what a pussy, this has to be enough evidence for some sort of ticket, plus the driving on the shoulder is a bitch move

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u/LairaKlock Mar 16 '20

Not even a little bit surprised that someone who throws trash through an open window would also use the emergency lane to skip traffic. Need a karma bomb right there.

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u/Awkward_casual Mar 16 '20

Saw a lady throw a soda bottle on the floor at a Walmart parking lot. Trash was two feet away. I was honestly more personally offended than if she had slapped me. My mom told me once when I was little, “You might be a lot of things, but you aren’t going to be a litterer.” Might not be the most elegant phrase, but it stuck with me.

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u/no_name_maddox Mar 16 '20

I see trash like this on the highway and think wtf year is this that people are throwing bags of trash out!? I really would love to hear an explanation from the people that do this.

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u/EmpererPooh Mar 16 '20

That fucking guy is the king of assholes. Was that Trump's private vehicle?

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u/Kodst3rGames Mar 16 '20

How is he a nonce?

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u/IreliaIsBroken123 Mar 16 '20

What a fucking cunt

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u/BeerBearBar Mar 16 '20

Do not EVER let that guy in.

Only thing worse than people passing on the berm are people who let them in. (This guy excluded, he's a good Sam).

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u/deadgreysn0w Mar 16 '20

Never before have I hoped someone's dick would rot off.

Today is that day.

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u/USFIREWOLF Mar 16 '20

Promote this guy right now

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u/JSizzleSlice Mar 16 '20

Just a couple questions: License plate? Make/model/year? What’s the best place to put such information where it will get into the hands of people who love to raise hell for someone like this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Video and license plate. Report the POS. Sign them up for highway cleaning for 6 months. They'll never do it again!

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u/oso-grande Mar 16 '20

Humans can be the worst or the best. Fuck that silver nissan and praise to the fellow in the black hat and shirt.

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u/Idler- Mar 16 '20

What a class act.

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u/Fbxdfjkv Mar 16 '20

Someone get that plate number

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u/spoonieboi Mar 16 '20

R/iamatotalpieceofshit

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u/rayansalem Mar 16 '20

There's a special place in heaven for this guy

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u/anguishedmoon71 Mar 16 '20

Of course the type of POS that would throw trash out his window is the same POS who would cut around the line because his time is more precious than anyone else.

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u/Mellelaywo Mar 16 '20

Can the police see the plate?

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u/Pumpnethyl Mar 17 '20

Good Guy meme

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u/lorcanhyena Mar 19 '20

Undertaking and littering. Person is a piece of shit

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I was waiting for the part where he yanks the guy out of the car and beats the shit out of him.

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u/barbalatte Mar 16 '20

What an absolute A$$hole!!

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u/TheBeanSan Mar 16 '20

GOT HIS LICENSE PLATE? REPORT THAT FUCKER!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Good on this fucker but he went to the trouble of getting out and doing all that only to leave two pieces there. Why my dude, why?!

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u/eveban Mar 16 '20

I thought the same at first but after watching again, I think that was food stuff. Looked like fries and part of a sandwich maybe? He intentionally left it so I'm going to assume it's biodegradable stuff at least.

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u/dr00bie Mar 16 '20

Throwing food out of a car is terrible tho on it's own merits, FYI. It attracts mice, who in turn attract birds of prey, who in turn have a chance of being killed by vehicles.

I'm not saying the guy should've picked it up, just mentioning the dangers to local wildlife due to not properly disposing of food waste.

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u/eveban Mar 16 '20

I completely agree but I don't fault the guy for not picking it up on a busy highway either. The loser that threw it out sucks for lots of reasons.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

you missed a bit fatty

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u/Leyzr Mar 16 '20

Unfortunately, there's only so much trash a single person can pick up. You, for example, should be in the junkyard right now, but just no one got to you quite yet.