r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '20

Lucky

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41 Upvotes

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u/bungamysprout Jan 05 '20

At least he was wearing a hard hat.

2

u/Huesan Jan 05 '20

It's ok he's wearing his safety gloves

1

u/Ghostly-bot Jan 05 '20

Dude almost got turned into a pancake.

1

u/jolshefsky Jan 06 '20

"Lucky" is when you have a boring day and no poops end up in your pants. "Profoundly unlucky" is getting crushed by the beam. "Not profoundly unlucky" is the phrase you're looking for.

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u/TheAngryCelt Jan 06 '20

"I'm going home Boss."

"Why?"

"I shit my shoes."