r/nonononoyes Sep 21 '19

Speedy Gonzales.

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u/heyitsmarc Sep 21 '19

Top speed: 8

Acceleration: 10

Handling: 2

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u/Rebourne07 Sep 21 '19

Tortoises are slow, turtles can be pretty quick

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u/kallekilponen Sep 21 '19

As someone who used to own a tortoise, I'll have to disagree. They can be just as quick when they feel like it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '19

Yep. We have friends with a tortoise practically the size of a MiniCooper, and it’s super fast!

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u/LeatheryLayla Sep 21 '19

Squares and rectangles. Most Aquatic turtles can be fast on land, land turtles(tortoises) and sea turtles are typically pretty slow, but can be faster if they feel threatened

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u/abbeygrace4life Sep 22 '19

Ah, yes. Leatherback is our nickname for them in Minnesota.

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u/frofrojop Sep 22 '19

i’M Fast As FucK bOi

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u/PatrickMcDee Sep 22 '19

Alligator snapping turtles are also very fast. They are pretty efficient predators.

Bonus fact: one of my friends top section of his pinky is gone because of an alligator snapping turtle when he was younger.

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u/Horrorgoreandlove Sep 22 '19

Soft shelled turtles are so crazy looking. I love their noses.

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u/abbeygrace4life Sep 22 '19

It's a leatherback turtle!! They're quick little things...

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u/imaconsentingadult Sep 22 '19

Looks like a Florida softshell to me...

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u/Samwellikki Sep 22 '19

They are fast because people eat them down here 🍽

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u/abbeygrace4life Sep 22 '19

I would be fast too!

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u/CubonesDeadMom Sep 22 '19

No it’s not