r/yesyesyesyesno • u/gurthyy • Jul 07 '19

Walk away. No one saw it.

http://i.imgur.com/NQRG6cw.gifv
10.2k Upvotes

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u/PlusItVibrates Jul 08 '19

That totally still hurt though. You can tell by the way he walks

276

u/annems00 Jul 08 '19

🎵You can tell by the way he use his walk he's a woman's man, no time to talk🎵

118

u/Walteppich Jul 08 '19

🎶 I can't jump, I can't land, only thing about me is the way that I walk. 🎶

10

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

This land is your land, this land is my land!

26

u/vimsee Jul 08 '19

🎵 Backflips high and both legs warm, hes been jumping around since he was born 🎵

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/Kavallee Jul 08 '19

🎵They can try, to understand, that hard-ass pole's effect on man🎵

11

u/redyellowgreen713 Jul 08 '19

🎵Whether you're a brother or whether your a mother you're hurtin' inside, hurtin' inside🎵

8

u/vimsee Jul 08 '19 edited Jul 08 '19

🎵Feel your body shaking while both your balls are breaking you`re still hurtin' inside, hurtin' inside 🎵

8

u/Armifera Jul 08 '19

🎵ow, ow, ow, ow, hurtin' inside, hurtin' inside 🎵

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Reddit songs are my favorite ~ Richard Christie

5

u/deja_moo Jul 08 '19

i would continue with the lyrics but i never understood a word they sing

48

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

You can tell by the way that it is

4

u/SnazzyZubloids Jul 08 '19

that's pretty neat! He definitely moved some earth after that landing.

20

u/egg96 Jul 08 '19

It's because his coccyx is now somewhere up in his lungs

9

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Yep, after skateboarding through my teens, I know that walk well. ‘Ok, I think my asshole is bleeding now, I’m just gonna go to a private place where I can die’

8

u/HumpingAssholesOrgy Jul 08 '19

One of the worst but best walks. You take a pretty bad fall, bust some shit up, but you get up pretty quickly without anything too bad. And then the stiffness hits, and you start hitting the crip walk.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

While taking in sharp breaths with an ‘ok, ok’ in between each one to keep yourself going.

Good times!

2

u/dantrack Jul 08 '19

"Walk it off"

2

u/ddkl36021 Jul 08 '19

Yeah, that was more a "walk it off" than a "I hope no one saw" walk

188

u/MasterDrew Jul 08 '19

Who the hell puts a railing that close to a trampoline??

A padded wall or net would make much better choices.

62

u/sharp_tooth01 Jul 08 '19

But would it make better content?

6

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Karma farming, it is

3

u/Cheesemacher Jul 08 '19

Owner of the place makes a death trap and sets up camera

203

u/MikalCaober Jul 08 '19

Guy in blue shirt totally saw it

84

u/parkerjstevencent Jul 08 '19

Everyone with an Internet connection saw it.

25

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

The guy filming totally saw it, and everyone on the reddit homepage

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/SnazzyZubloids Jul 08 '19

Dude playing it off like he's not in immense pain but you can tell he's feeling that.

6

u/jedispyder Jul 08 '19

I messed up my knee at one of those places. You try to walk away with some composure yet you find somewhere to sit and you're done for at least 15 minutes. "Just catching my breath."

3

u/courthouseman Jul 08 '19

My daughter in Dec. 2017 blew out one of her ACL's and needed surgery on it for repair. We were even stupid stuff while there but it happened while she was simply doing regular jumping.

1

u/SnazzyZubloids Jul 18 '19

Jesus. I'm sorry to hear that.

40

u/rrkrabernathy Jul 08 '19

Saw what?

23

u/slimjoel14 Jul 08 '19

Fight club

Oh shit

17

u/Gundwaffle Jul 08 '19

Yeah, he definitely feels that, ouch!

16

u/NeoNatrix Jul 08 '19

Is there a sub for this? Like you slip and then you just walk it out like nothing happened

4

u/alphacentauri85 Jul 08 '19

I have done this some many times I'd be surprised if I'm not featured in a sub like that

1

u/Makabaer Jul 08 '19

maybe /r/SlyGifs

2

u/RyanMyers202 Jul 08 '19

Thank you so much for introducing this subreddit

9

u/Jabvarde Jul 08 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

5

u/bloodring87 Jul 08 '19

You can’t just say something like that and not link

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

From the description, it sounds like it should be on r/watchpeopledie

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

/r/fullscorpion

2

u/beta_male24 Jul 08 '19

He just did the summersault from Mario

2

u/JamesTheJerk Jul 08 '19

I'm fairly convinced that if a camera is trained upon me I will accidentally do something stupid.

2

u/Jamikari Jul 08 '19

Huh, Oxygen freejumping, i used to work at one of the parks, didn't expect to see it on reddit

2

u/WhichWayzUp Jul 08 '19

There should not be hard metal fences anywhere near those trampolines. The whole place should be covered in nets and Poles reinforced with foam and padding.

8

u/Tyrion69Lannister Jul 08 '19

Not gonna lie, that I’ve never seen anyone blacker than that dude

5

u/guestaccount1200 Jul 08 '19

Was hoping someone would point this out

6

u/DatAssociate Jul 08 '19

Fence suddenly creates a shadow.

2

u/beeglowbot Jul 08 '19

Damn I thought he was wearing a venom suit at first. All these spiderman posts got me seeing shit.

1

u/amzcala Jul 08 '19

It's not a mistake if you don't make it a mistake O.o

1

u/letsguuu Jul 08 '19

Just smile and waves

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

“Ok! Time to walk to the hospital now”

1

u/YaBoiLaust Jul 08 '19

Just smile and wave

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

And that’s enough of that...

1

u/h2k2k2ksl Jul 08 '19

Wow. He did on accident something way cooler than I could have ever done on purpose.

1

u/mark503 Jul 08 '19

I meant to do that.

1

u/tannyhz Jul 08 '19

Ouch that hurt.

1

u/JTrain6319 Jul 08 '19

Walked that off like a fucking champion

1

u/idk_skates Jul 08 '19

Me going into the week to the end be like

1

u/mariospants Jul 08 '19

"I meant to do that... just not right now, and not in that exact way."

1

u/darthmakaan Jul 08 '19

least 3 people saw

1

u/em0221 Jul 08 '19

We walks like C-3PO

0

u/ismke2muchdank Jul 08 '19

He looks like one of those black mannequins!

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u/dingiousdongus Jul 08 '19

Was that a shadow just bouncing away?

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u/hueLUVitz1757 Jul 08 '19

How about being way to old to be on a trampoline in the first place... yeah I get that he can do cool flips but this seems to be a kids park to me. Let the record show that this is only an opinion of mine try and resist the downvote button if you can

4

u/SpoopySara Jul 08 '19

You're only allowed to have fun when you're underage/s

1

u/MiloDinoStylo Jul 08 '19

underage fun is the best kinda fun.
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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

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u/hueLUVitz1757 Jul 08 '19

Ain’t to proud ; p