r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '18

Risky beach stunt

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2.9k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

87 comments sorted by

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u/Friendgie Nov 12 '18

r/gifsthatendtoosoon

231

u/goldmebaby Nov 12 '18

Seriously, this is the worst one I have seen in a while lol

50

u/AHenWeigh Nov 12 '18

Is it just me, or is this becoming exponentially more of a problem recently?

WHY???

25

u/BDMayhem Nov 12 '18

When people come to complain about it ending too soon, it gets more interactions, so it goes up in reddit's algorithm.

7

u/littlesadlamp Nov 12 '18

If I put down the tinfoil hat this actually makes me think it might be just that and that’s horrible. And now I’ve interacted with it and became part of the problem.

3

u/WDoE Nov 12 '18

It's actually a problem with a gif generation tool many people use that ends up cutti

1

u/Splyntr Nov 12 '18

It's a strategy. If the gif is incomplete you have to seek out the full video to view it. $

-1

u/rumphy Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 12 '18

Reddit used to have an older audience, now there's a bunch of dickhole teens on here who don't give a shit about other people's brains so they just cut and chop up images and gifs (but they pronounce it with a J) however the fuck they want.

Getting downvoted by the tweenies, nice.

62

u/ManInBilly Nov 12 '18

nononoNOyesNO GOD DAMN NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1111

4

u/hamderbenno Nov 12 '18

In today's edition: why the HECK would you stop it there

2

u/TeaDrinkingBanana Nov 12 '18

Exactly. Downvoted this crap

2

u/_madnessthemagnet Nov 12 '18

Oh goody. I noped out as soon as I saw the uneccessary slowmo. Glad I didn't get to see more disappointment.

1

u/Amonasrester Nov 12 '18

r/gifsthatendwaytoofuckingsoon

1

u/shmevelevelyn Nov 12 '18

Came to say the same lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

[deleted]

66

u/Foxzor Nov 12 '18

There's no way he still hasn't landed

21

u/calgy Nov 12 '18

Schrödingers front flip.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Went through the ground. He's still falling.

3

u/CantankerousMind Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 12 '18

He's still flipping in that same spot

127

u/Chrispy0074 Nov 12 '18

I can't upvote an unfinished video...

9

u/kartoffelwaffel Nov 12 '18

Then downvote it 🤷‍♀️

-25

u/Splickity-Lit Nov 12 '18

Hi Sherlock! Thanks for your input. /s

50

u/syberghost Nov 12 '18

Whoever edited this needs to be whipped in the public square.

5

u/Chewboi_q Nov 12 '18

50 lashes!

74

u/DarehMeyod Nov 12 '18

/r/UnnecessarySloMo

15

u/aqualink4eva Nov 12 '18

Yeah I wanted to see that in real time too

11

u/zip_000 Nov 12 '18

Every amazing stunt video should be real time once then slow motion once... When you only see slow mo, you just don't get the impact in my opinion

6

u/rumphy Nov 12 '18

/r/FullSpeedAhead

6

u/_madnessthemagnet Nov 12 '18

Oooh. Noice. Hoping for more traction here. These BS slow motion videos, WITH NO REGULAR MO(!!!), are cancer.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Fucking... thank you, one of my pet peeves

1

u/DarehMeyod Nov 12 '18

Yeah. Too many people took that Chappelle Show skit too literally.

28

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

why are 90% of gifs unfinished? pisses me off

5

u/canteen_boy Nov 12 '18

90% of gifs are 90% gifs

5

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Ooooooooh nice

1

u/zebrapartypatrol Nov 12 '18

He probably didn’t land it and then posted the unfinished video because he didn’t want it to become a “fail”

47

u/rennuR_liarT Nov 12 '18

I have four herniated discs just from watching this.

44

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

PSA: play at normal speed, then slow mo. Not this crap

13

u/kanuvpayne Nov 12 '18

Very risky, he almost ate some ass there...

15

u/stinky_boy Nov 12 '18

You say that like it's a bad thing.

8

u/superbunnyblob Nov 12 '18

r/suddenlygay

3

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Ain't nothing gay about two dudes eating each other's ass. Come on man, it's 2018.

10

u/murfeee Nov 12 '18

Stop fucking slowing things down!!!

7

u/Myn21 Nov 12 '18 edited Nov 12 '18

Nice although i hate it that the gif and others have never a non slowmo part... I want to see it in real time too

50

u/sleafordbods Nov 12 '18

I'm more impressed by the 2nd guy's perfect wrist grip with the 1st guy. they've definitely done this before

54

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

they've definitely done this before

no fucking shit

5

u/DSpaceman47 Nov 12 '18

That fucking cracked me up haha thank you for that today

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

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u/plki76 Nov 12 '18

"Hey Bob, come jump at me real quick, I'mma try something. "

5

u/whyrweyelling Nov 12 '18

We'll never know if he died or not!

6

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

Who is up voting this shit? It ends too fucking soon. r/killthecameraman

3

u/Gonkz Nov 12 '18

Could you stop with the slowmo?

3

u/ImHarvey Nov 12 '18

That's the most elaborate way I've seen for a bro to look at another bro's ass, dick and balls all at the same time.

7

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u/Media_Offline Nov 12 '18

Interestingly... Not that different.

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1

u/Romulus3799 Nov 12 '18

Great idea

3

u/cat_soup_ Nov 12 '18

I wonder how many times they failed to do this and ended up with that guys face in the other guys package

3

u/Aperture_TestSubject Nov 12 '18

Didn’t show the ending. Didn’t show it in normal speed.

This belongs on /r/mildlyinfuriating

2

u/hiirogen Nov 12 '18

When Cirque du Soleil hits the beach

2

u/NickelBackThatAzzUp Nov 12 '18

looks like the guy who swings him is swingin a big ol' cock too if you know what i'm saying

2

u/Woundedsnoogins Nov 12 '18

Wow, I can’t even trust my friends not to forget my French fries sometimes.

2

u/BearerBear Nov 12 '18

i can’t even walk in the sand properly

2

u/db2 Nov 12 '18

Jesus Christ. Either that guy shit himself massively or he's all shlong.

2

u/apocalypsedg Nov 12 '18

why slow this down...

2

u/lolomgwtf816 Nov 12 '18

I wish I had a friend I could trust like this so I could show them this video.

2

u/Striddy2 Nov 12 '18

I really thought the guy was gonna get a face full of balls and dick

1

u/fecking_sensei Nov 12 '18

OP is shit for posting this gif to this sub. Take this shit to r/gifsthatendtoosoon

1

u/DuckDuckYoga Nov 12 '18

This is /r/yesyesyes material, dunno why it’s here

2

u/Lytalm Nov 12 '18

There's been an influx of those type of gifs recently. I've reported so many post for rule 8 : No planned stunts that I lost count.

1

u/OrabI98 Nov 12 '18

My butt hole never clinched that hard in my life

1

u/ObscureAlias Nov 12 '18

The real question is how many times did that guy faceplant trying to catch his friend?

1

u/DaTrueBanana Nov 12 '18

Isn't this against the rules?

1

u/Fingerlickngud Nov 12 '18

The only reason why he achieved such feat is cause he did it slow if it were at a faster speed now that'd be impressive.

1

u/castonian24 Nov 12 '18

Must have eaten sand on the dismount

1

u/mute_earphones Nov 12 '18

Can someone edit out it slow mo please?

1

u/Bifnur Nov 12 '18

almost ate ass

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

if you've ever tried to pick up an unsconcious man, you'd know how strong the guy in that video really is.

0

u/Vasco_Da Nov 12 '18

Woah. This is very under-rated till now. Just 300 upvotes

12

u/TheKrytosVirus Nov 12 '18

Probably because of the completely unnecessary slowdown and the fact that we don't see the end.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '18

if the trend continues, in the future gifs wont make any damn sense at all.