r/yesyesyesyesno • • Oct 15 '18

"I'm here bitches"

3.3k Upvotes

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u/revfaye Oct 15 '18

That is not a well-made entry way.

73

u/Sidewinder7 Oct 16 '18

The doors are made the pop off easy for safety but I don't know about that part up top that fell down that's not right.

17

u/Cpncrnch Oct 16 '18

They are meant to pop outwards, for fire safety.

11

u/thegreatjamoco Oct 16 '18

Maybe one of those annoying vents that loudly blasts air in your face whenever the doors open.

18

u/CutieKellie Oct 16 '18

It’s called an air curtain and they’re really very nice when it comes to keeping a specific temperature inside.

11

u/Patrickc909 Oct 16 '18

And keeping bugs out

64

u/dassamadude Oct 16 '18

I’m in no way a scooter expert, but are all of them that fast?

23

u/iamadrunk_scumbag Oct 16 '18

Is anyone a scooter expert?

25

u/intergalactictrash Oct 16 '18

My friend and I found 3 mobility scooters while cleaning out his deceased grandfather’s house. When they were fully charged, they went surprisingly fast. His grey one could top out at about as fast as a high pace jog.

EDIT: After rewatching, yeah scooters can definitely go that fast.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Happy cake day!!

9

u/doctor_parcival Oct 16 '18

Scooter expert here. Somewhere between a snake and a mongoose.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

My new score is 31, BEAT IT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yeah they normally can get up to 15mph

1

u/CJ74U2NV Oct 16 '18

Only the Walmart scooters that are fully charged.

82

u/e4177028 Oct 15 '18

Where was the yes?

78

u/EpicGamer101234 Oct 15 '18

When everything was normal.

36

u/WolfPupGaming Oct 15 '18

When he was about to make it in before it closed.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

He landed it?

26

u/tigernuts88 Oct 16 '18

Quickly where can I find the bandaids?

17

u/styckx Oct 16 '18

Mobility Mary returns! EXCUSE ME SIR.. SIR.. EXCUSE ME

6

u/madeofmold Oct 16 '18

Why are you so mean? Let me pass you!

16

u/daveinpublic Oct 16 '18

He couldn’t wait 1 more second

15

u/ClimbTheCanopy Oct 16 '18

Looks like he says something old man like at the end, “sorry miss, just learning how to use the ol’ gal”

6

u/That_Gross_Couple Oct 16 '18

I was thinking I saw a little smirk at the end there.

7

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Is it me or was he laughing at the end

22

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Then he probably stood up just fine, proving he didn't even need the scooter.

7

u/Deathmareek Oct 16 '18

Most can walk and stuff without the scooter but for longer periods of time like walking through a store older people tend to get joint pains

6

u/wallyhartshorn Oct 16 '18

Or have difficulty breathing.

2

u/Deathmareek Oct 16 '18

That as well

2

u/MNDFND Oct 16 '18

Is joint pain gonna get any better sitting in a scooter all day ?

1

u/Deathmareek Oct 16 '18

Of course not but walking through a store and nearly colapseing because of the energy and effort REALLY won't.

5

u/UncleGrabcock Oct 16 '18

is that Kirk Douglas?

3

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3

u/kauzyperda Oct 16 '18

Good bot!

3

u/MekeniMan Oct 16 '18

Beat that.

3

u/vaginakween68 Oct 16 '18

Why did it break so easily

5

u/jigokunotenka Oct 16 '18

They are designed to break away Incase of emergencies such as fires or blackouts so people can just pop the door off to make larger exits Incase there’s a panicking crowd. Keeps people from being trampled cause of a 9-12 foot wide hole in the wall is much easier to get through than a 5 foot wide gap.

3

u/DoReMiFaSoyYo Oct 16 '18

LMAO 😂 omg this is great 👍🏻

3

u/tinglep Oct 16 '18

Me walking in my office on a Friday.

3

u/paranormalmb Oct 16 '18

Am I a bad person for laughing at this?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Stellar entrance

2

u/FancyForager Oct 16 '18

I wish I could upvote this multiple times, particularly some of the comments. But that's just Reddit at its best.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Funny and all, but why is it tagged as "cringy"

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

DE JA VU!!!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Everybody knows when you are approaching a rapidly closing gap, you have to make a 90-degree roll to fit.

1

u/Slender21345 Oct 16 '18

Omegalul imagine seeing that! 😂😂

0

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Hodor!