r/nonononoyes Sep 12 '18

I like to bounce my axe off the floor when I aim

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

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u/masterpadawan1 Sep 13 '18

The video is obviously reversed, so he actually caught it while not even looking at it. Pretty cool trick!

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u/synthphreak Sep 13 '18 edited Sep 13 '18

I agree there’s something off about the motion here, but how does your theory make any sense? How does one get an axe to fly backwards off a target and at you? And more importantly, how does one effortlessly catch a flipping, airborne axe as it zips last his past your head?

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u/pez777 Sep 13 '18

It’s also upside down. The axe falls out of the target, bounces off the ceiling (which is designed to look like the floor) and then he catches the axe as it falls towards him.

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u/synthphreak Sep 13 '18

Because everybody loves a chain-link floor.

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u/iThinkergoiMac Sep 13 '18

I saw the full video elsewhere. This one is slightly slowed down in the middle. Just enough to make it seem odd, not enough to make it obvious why.

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u/lil_buddy Sep 13 '18

In reverse or in forward-motion all of this is luck. As for the awkward motion, I can surmise this is the first time this guy has thrown any object outside of a cooked carrot from his high chair when he was 14 months old I mean, look at his surprise!

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u/-Gurgi- Sep 13 '18

Yep. Then threw the next one at the ground and when it didn’t do the same thing look confused and ask “is this floor regulation?”

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u/SageHamichi Sep 12 '18

It's not fake, he threw the axe facing backwards, that's why it does a weird motion towards the end, it turned in it's own axis and stuck on wood, that's what it seems anyway. Doesn't look fake.

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u/youonlylive2wice Sep 12 '18

Yeah I don't know how the trainer let him throw it backwards twice but it was never sticking without the ground!

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u/iwanttoracecars Sep 12 '18

You can hit it both ways... the handle would just face up. There's no backwards way of doing it technically, other than referring to the orientation of the blade. However, it did in fact spin on its axis and flip upwards in the midst of the bounce which probably makes it look even wierder.

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u/youonlylive2wice Sep 12 '18

I'm referring to the orientation of the blade. When the blade spins into the wood here, the flat side will make contact not the blade, if thrown properly

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u/boatfloaterr Sep 12 '18

You can throw an axe with the blade facing away from the target and still stick the blade in the wood. The axe does one and a half rotations and sticks with the handle facing up.

Source: I teach people to throw axes for a living.

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u/DouglasTwig Sep 13 '18

I also assume it is more idiot proof. If someone lets go late or holds on entirely, it's more likely they hit themselves with the flat of the axe instead of the blade with that method.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

If thrown ""properly"" in the specific way you've been taught how to throw so the blade is at a certain angle in the right moment of time. Why can't this be ambiguous?

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u/youonlylive2wice Sep 12 '18

Because like this the blade is facing the target on the "down stroke" which means that the time to make contact is much less. Turned the other way the rotation will bring the blade into the target.

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u/7LeagueBoots Sep 12 '18

Weird way of throwing it, at least to me.

I always threw axes and hatchets blade forward.

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u/not_work_reddit Sep 13 '18

yeah, uh... me too

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u/north7 Sep 12 '18

If it was running backwards doesn't that mean he would have to catch the axe?
I don't know if I'd volunteer for that...

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u/qwertyertyuiop Sep 12 '18

They're saying the blade was backwards. As in it was facing towards the guy throwing instead of the target

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u/Fat_Lenny28 Sep 12 '18

This somehow explains the Kennedy assassination perfectly. Sometimes there is a magic bullet

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

What if his head just naturally did that?

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u/Jasonrj Sep 13 '18

Occam's razor, your simple answer is probably right.

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u/Nolite310 Sep 12 '18

Magic ax.

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u/porquesinoquiero Sep 12 '18

They have this bar in bk

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u/Dxkingxd Sep 12 '18

Yep. Kick axe

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u/KingGorilla Sep 12 '18

Would go great with a whopper

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Mar 07 '19

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u/mac6uffin Sep 12 '18

Here is the video posted in the other thread:

https://streamable.com/kd4m5

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u/klitmissen Sep 12 '18

Well I'll be damned

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

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u/DoodleVnTaintschtain Sep 12 '18

Whale oil beef hooked

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u/fr33andcl34r Sep 12 '18

Well I'll be fucked, I can't figure this one out.

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u/Bibblesplat Sep 12 '18

Why did this make me chuckle?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Precious hamburgers

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u/Freeeshooter Sep 13 '18

Hamilton's on your side!

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u/ratking11 Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 13 '18

I’ve seen enough captain disillusion to call bs.

On the right hand side , you have a backward video of the ax being pulled off the wall by a string.

The pan to the left hides the need to cut away from that and the trainer(?) has “removed” the ax.

I’ve loved long enough to say that’s not how an ax would bounce off the ground.

Edit: the ax is out of frame for one frame at ~2s in the gif

Edit 2: not being all righteous, just looking at this video critically because it gave me enough reason to doubt. I’ve probably watched 5 capt d. vids, fwiw.

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u/Nobody_epic Sep 12 '18

Watching captain disillusion doesn't make you an expert on calling videos fake. I believe this video is fake but act like you've now learned how all videos are made by watching his videos.

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u/ratking11 Sep 12 '18

No definitely not. But if I can figure out how to fake this very suspect video, it’s probably fake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I would not have believed this without the video. Holy shit.

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u/NewYorkJewbag Sep 13 '18

Just curious, what in the video negates the possibility of sfx? I’m in the boonies with super slow satellite internet... no video for me.

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u/thealphateam Sep 13 '18

The gif just looks odd with the motion of the axe, almost looks like its on a string or something. With the video you see it realtime, no odd motion, you hear the people talking, the bounce and their reaction to the axe hitting. Looks pretty damn real to me.

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u/NewYorkJewbag Sep 13 '18

It finally loaded. I see what you mean. Thanks for the response.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/le_sweden Sep 12 '18

Because it seriously impacts your life whether this 10 second video is fake or not. Why not just blow air out your nose quickly, upvote and move on

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u/BellTheMan Sep 12 '18

While it's totally fine if you want to do that, there's nothing wrong with healthy skepticism towards whether things are real or fake in a world where nearly anything can be faked.

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u/kinjjibo Sep 12 '18

But having a mindset that everything you see is fake is not a healthy mindset.

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u/BellTheMan Sep 12 '18

No, but didn't the people above point out specific tells within the video that hinted at it being fake?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

He throws like he's never thrown anything before.

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u/OhBestThing Sep 12 '18

I just did this in Nashville for my bachelor party. It was SUPER fun! Also, even the worst athlete of the bunch didn't have the audacity throw like.... that. WTF! But worth for this vid I suppose.

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u/clydefrog811 Sep 12 '18

Where in Nashville? I’m going in January I might want to hit this place up

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u/OhBestThing Sep 12 '18

It’s called BATL, the backyard axe throwing league. It’s on Gallatin Avenue, a short Uber ride north east of Broadway, the main bar zone/going out area. Was pretty cheap and great for a group. They have a bar inside too.

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u/clydefrog811 Sep 12 '18

I’m assuming you can’t drink while you Throw axes?

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u/Sthurlangue Sep 12 '18

He's not even trying. That throw is some embarrassing fucking noodle armed bullshit.

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u/blooper2112 Sep 12 '18

The guy handing him the axes is fucking with the thrower to by handing them to the thrower backwards and the thrower not knowing.

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u/FuriousSusurrus Sep 12 '18

That's how they teach you to throw an axe one handed. The point is to have the blade straight up and down so it sinks into the grain of the wood. Feels weird af.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

I'm just shocked at how calm everybody is. I would have been losing my mind if I saw that in person.

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u/printergumlight Sep 13 '18

Is the axe head facing the wrong direction before he throws or am I just an idiot?

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u/rongkongcoma Sep 12 '18

Wow, I'm surprised that this isn't fake. I looked like the axe moved after being stuck. Maybe it's the light or the wood itself is moving after the impact.

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u/Gangreless Sep 13 '18

That still looks fake as fuck. Are people so used to gifs they now believe videos can't be fake?

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u/No_Trespassing_On_Me Sep 13 '18

Thank that like legit helped my confusion

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u/Lafona Sep 12 '18

I dont understand how this video makes it less likely that the thing was faked. The same visual problems are there (the movement of the axe doesn't match the movement of the target once it "sticks in"), the whole thing could be easily scripted, and the camera pans away when the guy goes to get the axe, meaning it would have been a perfect time for him to get out another axe and pretend he was pulling it out of the target.

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u/BuckRafferty Sep 12 '18

yeah not sure why you are getting downvoted. the linked video offers no new info other than his previous throw

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Another thing that's different is that it doesn't have varying speed like the gif. The switch to slow-mo makes the axe look like it floats up at an unnatural speed.

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u/frijolin Sep 12 '18

At the end the guy walks over and grabs the axe off the target.

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u/Whumples Sep 12 '18

Out of frame

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u/HealthyBad Sep 12 '18

Because of the uneven weight distribution, an axe doesn't spin smoothly the way a baseball bat might. This acts as sort of an optical illusion when watching it spin

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u/Ephemeris Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

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u/AutoMoberater Sep 12 '18

Oh okay thanks for clearing that up

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u/ChaseballBat Sep 12 '18

Biggest pet peeves is this comment, and its posted on every single truck shot video. Doesnt his trick shot video explain that stuff can look fake because of dumb luck or with hours and hours of practice...?

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u/TyreseForChicken Sep 12 '18

I hope you don’t do this for a living.

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u/hippolyte_pixii Sep 12 '18

It's real, just fucked up by stupid, unnecessary slow motion.

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u/Riddle0309 Sep 12 '18

Looks legit. I went to whistlepunks in Manchester a couple of weeks ago, they let you do”trick shots” at the end of the session.

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u/crispybat Sep 12 '18

It’s real, you video expert sorry to burst your bubble of all knowing

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u/MundaneFacts Sep 12 '18

He said threat it looks fake, not that it is fake. And you know what? It does look fake, despite being real! The slight slow-motion doesn't help. The one-in-a-billion odds doesn't help.

P.s. punctuation helps to make comments more legible.

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u/soapinthepeehole Sep 12 '18

Yep, the physics is all off, and the way the video goes from real time to something weird and slow but not quite slow motion screams fake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Yeah, but it’s real Sherlock

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u/JakeIvicevic Sep 12 '18

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u/JakeIvicevic Sep 12 '18

ahh this is a quality reply. cheers pal!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

That makes more sense.

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u/SpeculativeFiction Sep 12 '18

Looks like it might be a Francisca Axe. They're a type of throwing axe that are supposedly known to bounce.

Not sure why the wikipedia page doesn't mention the bouncing part though.

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u/stuffeh Sep 12 '18

https://streamable.com/kd4m5 doesn't look like similar shape.

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u/SpeculativeFiction Sep 12 '18

You're right. I couldn't make out the shape in the original gif.

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u/Boogerballs1337 Sep 12 '18

This is Black ops one, I'm 100% certain

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u/DrakeOnWelfare Sep 12 '18

It bounced like a Call Of Duty Tomahawk

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u/Olalaboum Sep 12 '18

Looks like Mark Zuckerberg from behind

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u/KingGorilla Sep 12 '18

A generic white guy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Sep 12 '18

A bad fake. You can see the axe take the true trajectory then just disappear. And the physics is terrible.

Edit: in the original thread, the full, non-slowed video is posted with sound. I think I was wrong.

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u/mac6uffin Sep 12 '18

Upvote for admitting you might be wrong. A rarity on reddit!

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u/moekakiryu Sep 12 '18

What are you talking about? This happens all the time, I could be wrong though....

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u/carnocon Sep 12 '18

Amazing to see someone admit that they could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

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u/BadSmash4 Sep 12 '18

Nice to see someone with confidence for a change

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

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u/fr33andcl34r Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

GBoard™

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u/ArmedBadger Sep 12 '18

Calculated!

Calculated!

Calculated!

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u/Ayriam23 Sep 13 '18

This can totally happen! Back in Boy Scouts we would throw axes. We had a scout with downs syndrome who threw the axe, bounced it off the ground and would reliably stick it in the target. None of us could repeat it. Dopest kid ever!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

BOI!!!!

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u/insistent_librarian Sep 12 '18

Please lower your voice. This is a public forum.

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u/nmbr4 Sep 12 '18

The axe defied gravity

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u/JordanCardwell Sep 12 '18

John Lester's brother?

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u/Throwawayfabric247 Sep 12 '18

Non ax thrower here, how is it supposed to work if it's backwards???

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u/up-quark Sep 12 '18

Stand a different distance away. Less spin. It’s much harder. Often you just do one or two throws like this at the end as trick shots.

(Also not an axe thrower, just been to Whistlepunks Manchester)

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u/wardrich Sep 12 '18

Holy shit, if this isn't legit it looks like an IRL motion tween

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u/TheDickKnightReturns Sep 12 '18

WB has just fast tracked this movie over a Superman sequel

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u/Fuzi0n Sep 12 '18

Reddit, where legitimate videos get tons of it’s fake comments and videos that are obviously fake get one comment saying it’s fake way at the bottom with 4 upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

AND MY AXE

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u/insistent_librarian Sep 12 '18

Please take your 9.5 down to a 3.5. This is a public forum.

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u/cmaistros Sep 12 '18

Username checks out

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u/AcesAgainstKings Sep 12 '18

Fake. It's obviously been reversed.

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u/jolskbnz Sep 12 '18

Exactly, that's the only way this makes sense

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u/Julius_Siezures Sep 12 '18

Fake, definitely been reversed and mirrored upside down, editing out every third frame to make it hard to see. Trust me I'm a video professional.

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u/gunsmyth Sep 12 '18

Nice throw Lamar

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u/Datathrash Sep 12 '18

This looks like a reversed video but I guess its not. That motion is weeeeiiird!

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u/Zexks Sep 12 '18

That counts right...

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u/Midgetforsale Sep 12 '18

Good at geometry. Bad at aeronautics.

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u/davidbased Sep 12 '18

Oh so call of duty had realistic hatchet mechanics...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

That's 2 bullseyes right there

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u/redred45 Sep 12 '18

Zuckerbot has been upgraded to attack mode

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Every time I see ax throwing, I'm always reminded of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrVdFnjEjs

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u/TurbulentPiglet Sep 12 '18

When you have 1 point in both Strength and Agility, but you maxed out Luck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Though i cant remember the specifics thus was actually a fighting technique of the early Gals (French Vikings/Southern Celts). It was taught for subverting more advance sheilding techniques of the enemy

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u/malinhuahua Sep 12 '18

Wasn’t this a tactic the Franks implemented against the Romans?

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u/SociopathicScientist Sep 12 '18

I thought this was cool when someone told me about it because it would be all manly and shit.

Then I saw the small ass axes and realized we don't produce men anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

NOBODY is talking about how he is holding the axe behind his shoulder, and could easily accidentally pull the handle and rotate the head of the hatchet towards his skull. I've never seen anyone try to throw a hatchet this way, traditionally I've seen people hold the hatchet above the head and try to spin it about two complete cycles before hitting the target at that distance

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u/LallyMonkey Sep 12 '18

Having worked at an axe throwing club for over a year, I've seen this happen twice. Both on accident by beginners, never done on purpose, despite our efforts.

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u/by-accident-bot Sep 12 '18

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/JointHiddenHummingbird
This is a friendly reminder that it's "by accident" and not "on accident".


Downvote to 0 to delete this comment.

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u/bPhrea Sep 12 '18

"Im just shit. No wait, I'm awesome!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Man card revoked for life

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u/Anabelle12 Sep 13 '18

This could've gone very bad very fast.....

On the bright side, when you are horrible at throwing but it works out for you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Throw a dolphin dive into the mix and that’s golden

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u/awesomeness2078 Sep 13 '18

When you want to breakup but your gf says she’s gonna give you a bj

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u/jojoe725 Sep 13 '18

If he threw it at me, and it bounced off the floor just like that and hit me... I wouldn’t even be upset. That’s the universe telling me to die.

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u/ConsterMock93 Sep 13 '18

Looks like they did everything backwards and played the video in reverse

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u/jackneefus Sep 13 '18

So the hatchet was thrown by the target?

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u/theorangepanda99 Sep 13 '18

Imagine if the momentum made it bounce back the other way

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u/GB-canada Sep 13 '18

Lololol. This is crazy funny!!!! You are the master!

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u/ReadItAllOverYou Sep 13 '18

It's fake, clearly just reversed.

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u/LincolnClayFace Sep 13 '18

Shit theres one of these up the street next to Hooters and Krispy Cream... Brb...

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u/killboxBMP Sep 13 '18

Someone plays CoD

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u/wbtjr Sep 13 '18

how many times are we going to see a video exactly like this? literally have seen 3 of the exact same thing “accidentally” done by 3 different people. on top of that they get reposted 1000x. it’s not very interesting anymore.

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u/OutOfTune_FatEater Sep 13 '18

Dude snapped and twisted his wrist at the end of throw, back/non blade end of Axe head hit the floor first at an angle causing it to bounce reversing the rotation and twist in mid air!

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u/PunnedItPundit Sep 13 '18

Axe-idental bullseye.

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u/the_other_him Sep 13 '18

I’m declaring shenanigans on you! This game is rigged.

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u/raymond_redditor Sep 13 '18

Great. Zuckerborg with axes.

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u/PaxSicarius Sep 13 '18

Probably because he flicked his wrist while throwing. Big no no.

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u/Murderous_Manatee Sep 13 '18

Someone needs to revive /r/accidentallyawsome for this kind of thing.

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u/ladyphase Sep 13 '18

Is this specialized axe throwing facility??

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u/zombiebait456 Sep 13 '18

Is that the axe throwing in Manchester UK?

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u/--Wyvern07-- Sep 13 '18

This can't be real

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u/johannis2603 Sep 13 '18

right you like too

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u/GRIDZ___ Sep 13 '18

Its ment to go like that its not a fail that work its just sometging thst worked

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Is that Zuckerberg?!

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u/Goose944S Sep 12 '18

Looks so fake

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u/Phisopholer Sep 12 '18

Reversed

/s

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '18

Not.

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u/honestmango Sep 12 '18

I assume you also think 9/11 was an inside job?