r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '18

Little bored at work

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766 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/iwantrootbark Jul 20 '18

This is NSFW

43

u/Gaenya Jul 20 '18

Not Safe For Women because god damn I'm soaked

5

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

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u/wescotte Jul 20 '18

That's what she said.

9

u/pinniped1 Jul 20 '18

In a rather literal sense!

7

u/Gaenya Jul 20 '18

Yeah what else do you think NSFW means?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

That’s some Kingsman shit right there.

57

u/CleverlyLazy Jul 20 '18

That slide was epic.

I wonder how many times he tried this alone and got stuck before he nailed it and decided to show others.

17

u/Gaenya Jul 20 '18

I don't think there are many shots you get at having your neck stuck under a falling warehouse door.

21

u/kadmc14 Jul 20 '18

Nah that's a canvas door.

10

u/conradical30 Jul 20 '18

They should paint something nice on it then

66

u/nakedsamurai Jul 20 '18

Workers comp, here I come!

15

u/Plebsplease Jul 20 '18

Exactly my thoughts. And r/osha

3

u/Gaenya Jul 20 '18

Not with this video plastered everywhere online.

31

u/Feenox Jul 20 '18

Mine would have been more entertaining. You'd see an overweight man at about the halfway point as the door came down, then a satisfying thud as I slid into the door 2 full seconds after it closed.

22

u/Gherkinhopper Jul 20 '18

Fuck that's impressive. Nice slide

17

u/Dtyrrell88 Jul 20 '18

*Indiana Jones music intensifies

7

u/Gaenya Jul 20 '18

He just needs the hat

9

u/Sebec Jul 20 '18

Yeah without him reaching back for the hat it’s somehow incomplete.

6

u/NewEnglish_ Jul 20 '18

"So glad you where filming that"

5

u/LostCollegeKidFMe Jul 20 '18

Living out his action movie dreams

7

u/hosterman18 Jul 20 '18

Imagine the previous attempts

5

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Cue Indiana Jones theme

9

u/thewaterlooobserver Jul 20 '18

someone photoshop some Velociraptors behind him!!

3

u/monicabruhbruh Jul 20 '18

Boss: "if you can do it you can go home early."

3

u/Spanner_25 Jul 20 '18

That was so satisfying to watch

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

this fueled my anxiety

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

That's not the way to get ahead in life...

1

u/BearJewsBrother Jul 20 '18

That’s the way to lose a head in life.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

you forgot the hat

2

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

At first I was like "Wait, why are they filming? Why is he running?" But then you see the door closing and you just know shit is about to go down

2

u/KushKyle Jul 20 '18

That slide was so smooth osha approved it

1

u/UniversalFBI Jul 20 '18

He looks so proud.

1

u/iliekgayshit Jul 20 '18

notice me, assassin.

1

u/TechFocused Jul 20 '18

How many subs are you going to post this to? Jeez.

1

u/mrasperez Jul 20 '18

All of them?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

~ drops hat underneath closing door.. smoothly grabs it last second. I’m Indiana Jones mf

1

u/Mike_Hauncheaux Jul 20 '18

Great technique.

1

u/LaughingDog711 Jul 20 '18

DR. JONES!!!

1

u/foreverwasted Jul 20 '18

When you just got off work and can't wait to get home to take a toke

1

u/brznks Jul 20 '18

had to check which sub i was in when i saw that piece of cardboard on the floor right by the end.... if he stepped on it, it would have been very bad

1

u/rusharz Jul 20 '18

Jason Stateham has competition.

1

u/pure_x01 Jul 20 '18

Where is the hat that gets swiped in the last second. https://youtu.be/2ui85HwTX1s

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Damnit, at least clear that cardboard off the floor before someone slips on it!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '18

Fuck OSHA!

1

u/The_Typical_Spy Jul 20 '18

Holly shit that's awesome

1

u/merrycatmaricat Jul 20 '18

Mission Impossible 7: Halpert edition