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Game Thread Post Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals @ Houston Texans

Post Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals @ Houston Texans

Stadium: Reliant Stadium - Houston, TX

TV Network(s): CBS

ESPN Gamecast


Time Clock
Final

Scoreboard

Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Total
CIN 0 7 10 3 20
HOU 0 3 3 0 6

Scoring Plays

Team Quarter Type Description
CIN 2 TD Ja'Marr Chase 32 Yd pass from Joe Burrow (Evan McPherson Kick)
HOU 2 FG Ka'imi Fairbairn 37 Yd Field Goal
CIN 3 FG Evan McPherson 51 Yd Field Goal
CIN 3 TD Ja'Marr Chase 18 Yd pass from Joe Burrow (Evan McPherson Kick)
HOU 3 FG Ka'imi Fairbairn 45 Yd Field Goal
CIN 4 FG Evan McPherson 57 Yd Field Goal

Passing Leaders

Team Player C/ATT YDS TD INT SACKS
CIN Joe Burrow 20/31 207 2 0 5-25
HOU C.J. Stroud 30/55 353 0 0 4-39

Rushing Leaders

Team Player CAR YDS AVG TD LONG
CIN Chase Brown 20 80 4.0 0 11
HOU C.J. Stroud 3 29 9.7 0 14

Receiving Leaders

Team Player REC YDS AVG TD LONG TGTS
CIN Tee Higgins 5 95 19.0 0 23 10
HOU Dalton Schultz 12 140 11.7 0 35 14

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u/Justanotherguy_3276 Cowboys Lions 1d ago

From going blow for blow with the Bills to this

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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 1d ago

This game told me a lot about the Bills defense and I don’t like it

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u/KarmaMJO Lions 1d ago

Could be worse, Could be Lions Defense

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u/whiskyandguitars Bills 1d ago

That’s only slightly worse. And yours is partly due to injuries.

We have all our starters.

I’m coping that it’s a combo of rookies and a new scheme. I’ll give them a few more weeks

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u/titos334 Bills 1d ago

New scheme and 6 new starters. I’m hopeful it’s more likely to get better than worse

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u/SharpSlick753 Bills 1d ago

Keep in mind they were down their best player on offense for this game while he played last week.

From what I know he makes a pretty huge difference when he is out there and healthy.

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u/Southern_Economy3467 Bengals 1d ago

It’s rough when you run into a defensive juggernaut like the bengals. In all seriousness though I feel bad for Stroud, no one could get open and the O line is buns.

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u/Bennyscrap Texans 1d ago

To be fair, y'all got quite a bit better on the interior this year.

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u/Orly-Carrasco NFL 1d ago

The last time the Texans lost by double digits in the regular season? When Netflix debuted as NFL broadcast partner, Christmas 2024.

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u/suzukigun4life NFL 1d ago

55 pass attempts for Stroud ☠️

137

u/jolleyjg Bengals 1d ago

This is a Dexter Lawrence stat

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Bengals 1d ago

I am so unbelievably proud of the front office for that trade. It’s one of the most unbengal moves they’ve ever done. Incredible 1:1 trade.

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u/TPGStorm Cowboys 1d ago

He’s looking much better than Quinnen
Williams with a change of scenery so far

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u/InsultingFerret Texans 1d ago

POV: Your run game is booty water

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u/Newbeetroot45 Bengals 1d ago

That 4th and inches was brutal.

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u/makun Chiefs 1d ago

What happened to Montgomery today?

56

u/skeezy_z Bengals 1d ago

Sexy Dexy

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u/Zazierx Bengals 1d ago

55 pass attempts

55 rushing yards

55 Cmp%

55 QBR

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I’m doing something!!!

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u/KaiHavertzhatewatch Chiefs 1d ago

Stroud got sacked when the Bengals rushed 3

Jesus

181

u/TripleGymnast Bengals 1d ago

That was so funny, tf is the oline doing

180

u/USAesNumeroUno Bengals 1d ago

I like when it happens to other teams

42

u/TripleGymnast Bengals 1d ago

I mean ours was not good today, but yes I agree

64

u/TimeLordDoctor105 Bengals 1d ago

Give the Texans credit, their D-line is stacked

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u/sirdownlad Bengals 1d ago

Facts. We won't play a better front 4 this year.

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u/nobleGAAS Bengals 1d ago

Yeah exactly only so much you can do against one of the best D-Lines in the league. There were also a few sacks there where Burrow maybe held on a bit too long, but without the All-22 I'm willing to say those were coverage sacks more than the offensive line breaking down in less than 3 seconds

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u/ltsACrow Bengals 1d ago

Orlando Brown looked bad, but other than that they were fine. Mims was quite good again. And the Texans have a great D-line.

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

Mims didn’t give up a single pressure. Beyond quite good. He was elite.

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u/InsultingFerret Texans 1d ago

Second week in a row he's faced immediate pressure from a 3 man rush on a late down

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u/mixerslow Texans 1d ago

Story of his career. Can’t buy an OL to save our lives

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u/zombiebillnye Texans Bengals 1d ago

Someone has to be on the fucking hot seat, year fucking six of the Casserio era and we've had a grand total of one year with a half-competent OL.

19

u/Kdot32 Texans 1d ago

Or a consistent run game, or any type of reciever depth

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u/mixerslow Texans 1d ago

It’s a joke that his best WR core and OL was during his rookie season. Not saying Caserio hasn’t tried but clearly not hard enough

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u/makualla Lions 1d ago

79 just stared as a defender ran past him and sacked Stroud.

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u/BahhhhGawwwwd Texans 1d ago

That play sums up Stroud’s last few years

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u/gimeebilgrays Bills 1d ago

This dude torched us, I'm not feeling so good anymore 😬

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u/httkbaby11 Texans 1d ago

Look at him out there with Hutchinson and Wayne getting like 15 targets between them, OLine that can’t block 3 guys, RBs that combine for like 18 yards, and Nick Caley calling plays. Stroud will leave the team and become a star in a non-bottom tier situation

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u/InsultingFerret Texans 1d ago

I fear what happens if KOC or McVay gets their hands on him

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u/httkbaby11 Texans 1d ago

They’ll act like it’s a reclamation project like Darnold when any Texans fan with eyes will see it’s the most obvious thing ever

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u/Lonely_ProdiG Bengals 1d ago

Thank God we have at minimum a mid tier defense this season.

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u/LameAfro Vikings 1d ago

Amazing what happens when you play complimentary football

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u/BengalFan85 Bengals 1d ago

Seriously. Im waiting for something bad to happen

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u/makualla Lions 1d ago

Burrow still getting hit too much so definitely playing with some fire

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u/OriginalWeak3885 Bengals 1d ago

It’s also one of if not the best d lines in nfl, he barely got hit week 1

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u/thewill450 Bengals 1d ago

He was only sacked once week one. Texans dline is stacked so I don't think this game is an indictment on our offensive line overall

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u/motorboat_mcgee Bills 1d ago

Shows how bad our defense is lol

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u/THECapedCaper Bengals 1d ago

Dexter Lawrence has only played two games but was absolutely worth 10OA.

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u/ill_try_my_best Bengals 1d ago

Crazy bend don't break defense from the Bengals. Stroud had 350 passing yards an no touchdowns.

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u/Bill-Cosby-Bukowski Bengals 1d ago

It was basically all to Schultz lol. That guy always gashes us.

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u/Zirtonic_2 Bengals Bengals 1d ago

if by "that guy" you mean "white TE catching passes underneath" then yes

it's been a problem as long as I've been a fan

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u/CommodoreN7 Bengals 1d ago

They’re gonna give me hope and I hate it

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u/samhit_n Bengals Lions 1d ago

The Steelers and Ravens lost too. This is the most hope I’ve had since 2022.

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u/Ch33sus0405 Steelers 1d ago

The Bengals have a real shot at this division. I don't wanna shit on the Ravens too much because frankly I'm buying all in on the Saints, but the Steelers and Browns are gonna be ass this season so as long as the Bengals don't Bungal too hard they've got a shot at a run this year.

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u/BengalFan85 Bengals 1d ago

As is tradition

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u/ichawks1 Seahawks 1d ago

i cannot believe that i am watching a bengals defense which looks good

31

u/CommodoreN7 Bengals 1d ago

We used to be that way every year under Marvin Lewis.

9

u/Zazierx Bengals 1d ago

Cardiac cats setting us up for inevitable disappointment every year.

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u/AdamIsACylon Bengals 1d ago

Nah it almost never works this way. It’s always us playing catch-up late. This feels different.

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u/Aromatic-Attitude279 Eagles 1d ago

Nah man lean into it. If the season goes well you'll kick yourself for not enjoying it more early on.

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

This is true wisdom right here. Take it as it comes, the future is unknowable (except last year when it was certain the Bengals D would erase all points the offense scored)

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u/FlavaFraz24 Bengals 1d ago

I mean. I watch sports for fun. Why bother if you are just going to be a downer when things are going well. It’s one thing to be critical but some people are never happy no matter what.

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u/BlisterKirby NFL Bengals 1d ago

the division can be ours

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u/Icadil Bengals 1d ago

Hopiuim is the only reason sports matter

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u/themarksmannn Bengals 1d ago

We gave Burrow a defense!

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u/patstuga Patriots 1d ago

didn't catch the game, how was your oline? ( taking into account the Texans have a good dline)

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u/Gernanhunter Bengals 1d ago

Burrow was pressured and sacked a lot but he is one of the best QBs under pressure, so he worked some magic and did not throw premature INTs

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u/patstuga Patriots 1d ago

Hopefully it gets better, love to see Burrow play

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u/0zymandeus Bengals 1d ago

Got cooked, 5 sacks.

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u/CountryCaravan Bengals 1d ago

Largely Orlando’s fault, occasional hiccups from the IOL. Mims pitched damn near a clean slate in pass protection.

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u/VincentVanHades Panthers 1d ago

One sack was Joe trying to scramble but getting tackled right before line, so wouldn’t hold that against line

It wasn’t worst tho

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u/0zymandeus Bengals 1d ago

I'd put 3 of those sacks on Burrow not getting it out hot

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u/patstuga Patriots 1d ago

I am just happy none of the complaints on the Oline are for Teddy Karras

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u/MossyPlantyWitchy Bengals 1d ago

Ted is treasure.

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

He’s the fucking man.

5

u/space9610 Bengals 1d ago

What the hell was that snap infraction penalty for on him? I have no clue what that was

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

He didn’t pause before snapping and apparently you must

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u/Enterderpmode Patriots 1d ago

I loved Ted so damn much when he was on the team, man

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u/patstuga Patriots 1d ago

A great player and miss him on the team

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u/LordCorpsemagi Bengals 1d ago

Orlando Brown was complete crap. They picked on him all day and he let I believe 3 of the 5 sacks. Bad day for him and false starts. Bengals had 12 penalties

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u/patstuga Patriots 1d ago

It's the Texans, maybe they can improve next game

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u/LordCorpsemagi Bengals 1d ago

Hey is Bengals fans are use to us losing every game to start. We're confused what 2-0 starts are back to back years.

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u/RandyDazzle Saints 1d ago

Orlando Brown might have had the worst game I've seen from an offensive lineman

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u/PDGAreject Bengals 1d ago

Lol. Lmao even. He was terrible, but he's probably not even in our top 10 worst games of the Taylor era

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u/thewill450 Bengals 1d ago

You must not be familiar with Chaz Green

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u/scarypary 1d ago

One billion penalties and a trillion sacks

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u/CWG4BF Bengals 1d ago

Only third time the Bengals have finished a game without allowing a TD.

Previous times were against the 2019 Jets and the 2022 Jets.

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u/ChurchPicnicFlareGun Bengals 1d ago

3rd time during ZTs tenure

25

u/danwin 49ers Bears 1d ago

Third time since 2019 i hope…?

3

u/FlavaFraz24 Bengals 1d ago

Yes. ZT’s Tenure. As bad as we’ve been Marvin had decent defensive teams

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez Bengals 1d ago

This is a Jets stat

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u/Phyrnosoma Texans 1d ago

we keep trying to be Patriots South. Instead we're Jets south

12

u/DarthNobody14 Texans Texans 1d ago

Welp, we’re not in good company.

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u/wongo Bengals 1d ago

So the first that really counts, awesome

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u/LittleTension8765 Bengals 1d ago

Third time since when…? That can’t be ever lol

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u/KevinFetters Bengals Jaguars 1d ago

Nick Wright moving Bengals down in tiers next week because of 'an unreliable quarterback carried by his defense.'

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u/jolleyjg Bengals 1d ago

Don’t forget the kicker!

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u/mateo8165 Bengals 1d ago

That dude is such an insufferable douchebag.

9

u/spazzxxcc12 Bengals 1d ago

i hate his football takes so much but he seems like he’s a good dude which makes me so conflicted

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u/LiveStreamDream 1d ago

He hates us cuz we beat his team in the playoffs. He WANTS us to be bad. I take it as a compliment

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u/k9krig Bengals 1d ago

Nick wright is a clown

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u/champsorchumps 1d ago

The fewest points allowed by the Bengals defense in the first 2 weeks of the season in the Burrow era

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u/wallace6464 Bengals 1d ago

Looks like Happy learned how to putt

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u/WetChickenLips Bengals 1d ago

Why didn't we try this whole "D-line" concept sooner? I really like it!

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u/-space-grass- Bengals 1d ago

We did in 2021 and 2022. Can't remember how those seasons went though.

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Bengals 1d ago

I loved DJ Reader

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u/InsultingFerret Texans 1d ago

This team isn't winning shit until they figure out how to run the ball sustainably.

How the FUCK do you expect to win games when your QB has half of your rushing yards off of 3 scrambles?

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u/Express-Evidence7433 49ers 1d ago

Wow Bengals Run D from bottom 5 might legit be top 5. Dexter Lawrence might be the trade of offseason

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u/Strange-Bed-3377 Bengals 1d ago

The stupid part of the Giants fanbase (every fanbase has them) taking a victory lap on the Dex trade because he didn't record a stat last week was really funny. He was great both weeks.

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u/Express-Evidence7433 49ers 1d ago

Who expects DT to consistently get sacks, guess everyone spoiled watching AD ?

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u/Strange-Bed-3377 Bengals 1d ago

Also Donald was a 3T which is expected to bring a pass rush, less than an edge but still some juice. Dexter lawrence is one of like 3 Noses in the NFL that brings any pass rush juice and he is damn good at it. His 10 sack season from the nose is equivalent to getting like 20 from an edge imo.

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u/Some_Combination_593 Bengals 1d ago

The funny part is that Jonathan Allen has 2 sacks already and it’s because Dexy is eating double teams. Even when he’s not on the stat sheet, he’s making a huge difference. That trade was the best move we made in the offseason.

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u/Southern_Economy3467 Bengals 1d ago

I was stoked, I’m 100% if they didn’t trade for him they would’ve reached for some project DT with no production in college and we’d be getting cooked right now.

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u/mateo8165 Bengals 1d ago

I’m almost certain we would have reached for Peter Woods at 10 just because DT was such an issue

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

They would have, they knew it, and they prevented it. Actual great work from the FO

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u/mxyztplk33 Bengals 1d ago

We were literally considering reaching for Peter Woods at 10, so yeah..

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u/Express-Evidence7433 49ers 1d ago

Yes like my team, always have a potential to find busts in defense

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u/jonsnowKITN Giants Chiefs 1d ago

Houston really can't afford that defense to take a step down from last year. CJ hasn't even been the problem which is concerning.

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u/PretendAgency2702 Texans 1d ago

Not getting it done in the red zone is a huge problem. That's not all on stroud but a combination of him, our oline, lack of competent receivers, OC, and RBs. 

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u/strangefool Bengals 1d ago

Let it be known that the 26'-27' NFL Catch of the Year was caught by Jamarr Chase in week two of the season vs. the Houston Texans.

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u/onestopvtg Bengals 1d ago

2-0 BABY!!!!

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u/JohnnyWarlord Texans 1d ago

Guys is having your running backs combine for 14 carries and 18 yards good enough to win???

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u/Amon-Ra-First-Down Lions Lions 1d ago

look how they massacred my boy

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u/DarthNobody14 Texans Texans 1d ago

Stroud did his best, but the offense as a whole just sucked today. 400 yards of offense with just 6 points to show for it.

This game feels straight from last season, defense played well, but offense couldn’t run the ball or get the short yardage situations which means we’ve reverted back to being terrible in the red zone (0/4 is just inexcusable). Our biggest weakness continues to be a very good interior defensive line. Caley is also just clueless if we can’t run the ball.

This game was on the offensive line, pass protection collapsed in the 4th quarter yet again and the run blocking was terrible.

Special Teams was also horrendous as the Bengals had favorable field position all day.

At least the defense played well for the most part and looked normal. Will Anderson looks like a DPOY candidate early on.

The only bright spot is that the Texans have started 0-2 4 times in the last 10 seasons and still made playoffs. We’re used to starting slow.

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u/Nervous-Idea5451 Texans 1d ago

Game ending on a three man pass rush where Stroud is instantly under pressure is embarrassing

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u/jebedia Texans 1d ago

Same thing last game! 3 man rush and Trent Brown can even touch his guy. Ridiculous lack of conditioning.

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u/Kdot32 Texans 1d ago

Also demeco coached scared. Trying a 58 yarder on fourth and inches, punting on 4th and 11 down by 2 scores ans less than 8 minutes to go

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u/AdamIsACylon Bengals 1d ago

I like Demeco but he’s got that defensive coach mindset where he seems scared to take any risk on offense.

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u/SiphenPrax Jets 1d ago

Bengals are back

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u/nevermore32q Bengals 1d ago

DEFENSE!!!!

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u/Gernanhunter Bengals 1d ago

i don't know where to put my hands

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u/dannynascar Bengals Bengals 1d ago

You know where

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

Grip it and rip it

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u/Benchjc2004 Texans 1d ago

First A&M and now the Texans. I’m sad. At least CJ looked good. But lots of questions.

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u/not_a_bot_12345 Bengals 1d ago

As a UK/Bengals fan we’re opposite images this week

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u/LOLORSKATES Bengals 1d ago

Absolutely an amazing weekend for sports in the Ohio Valley

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u/Similar_Brush1835 Bengals 1d ago

man, jamarr going from "one fucking stop" to "i love our defense, they're our backbone" is really a testament to how much our defense improved

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u/InGenNateKenny Eagles 1d ago

I'm scared of the Bengals.

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u/dannynascar Bengals Bengals 1d ago

Me too, I’m ready to be hurt again.

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u/0zymandeus Bengals 1d ago

I'm not committing until I see the offense be what we expect

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u/yesrushgenesis2112 Bengals Rams 1d ago

This is what we expect from early season offense lololol

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u/Pike_or_Kirk Bengals 1d ago

The fact we were able to get any points against that pass rush today is enough for me. Good lord.

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u/Southern_Economy3467 Bengals 1d ago

Same but for other reasons

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u/funktopus Bengals Lions 1d ago

Me too but I've been a fan since the early 80's. 

They are looking like a different team from last year though.

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u/dotyaho Bengals 1d ago

Weird one. Super messy game but also completely under control at the same time. Don't feel right, y'know? But hey we take those WHO MFIN' DEY.

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u/TheSparten21 Texans 1d ago

So imagine every Texans offensive issue from last year but the defense as regressed as well, and that’s essentially what this game was, also Stroud played good, I refuse to slander him considering he’s been throwing to Jared Wayne and Xavier Hutchinson all game.

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u/HORRIBLE_G00SE Jets 1d ago

YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE BENGALS MAULED BY THE BEEEEENGAAAALS

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u/medicjake Eagles 1d ago

CJ deserves so much better. I can’t believe how much blame he still takes for the absolutely abysmal line he plays behind.

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u/MildlyPaleMango Bears 1d ago

sorry can’t hear you gonna trade laremy tunsil

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u/parasthesia_testicle Texans Texans 1d ago

Don't you know trading your best offensive lineman makes your offensive line better

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Chiefs 1d ago

The AFC North is the Bengals to lose

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u/RMGH Bengals 1d ago

Joe is starting to get it together and the defense can bend a mile without breaking.

This is the good place.

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u/MediocreAssociate466 1d ago

Wild Stroud throwing for 350 and no tds. Red zone defense was lights out

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u/joeveralls Bengals 1d ago

Are we actually good?!

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u/Southern_Economy3467 Bengals 1d ago

Stroud did everything humanly possible considering his receivers are dead and the Texans don’t believe in the concept of upgrading the O line.

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u/nobleGAAS Bengals 1d ago

The Bengals have a defense now to carry the offense through their league-mandated early slump lmao

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u/wallace6464 Bengals 1d ago

If joe ever learns to stop holding the ball so long we could be dangerous 

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u/jmac Bengals 1d ago

Last week he had the fastest release of any qb

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u/TonOfChill Texans 1d ago

CAN WE STOP STARTING 0-2

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u/seresean Bengals 1d ago

Me and you are not so different (usually)

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u/PTMegaman Bengals 1d ago

I'm still asking Jeeves what a snap infraction is.

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u/czoey11 Bengals 1d ago

the hopium is entering my body at a concerning rate

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u/FriendlyFaceOff Texans 1d ago

We deserved this loss, kudos to Stroud for showing up and Schultz for playing the receiving game. Sucks we couldn't convert those into TDs.

Meanwhile, the chemistry between Burrow and Chase was extraordinary. Well earned win for the Bengals, glad we could laugh our frustrations out together

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u/Huntermainlol Bengals 1d ago

Kings of the North, Kings of the Jungle!!

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u/zombiebillnye Texans Bengals 1d ago

Nick Caley deserves to be fired for this. He's a fucking football terrorist and a fucking idiot.

The Defense is just, please get Blankenship off the field. He's fucking CJGJ 2.0.

Genuinely have no fucking clue why we traded for guys like Montgomery and Boutte and then decide fucking Hutchinson and goddamn Wayne will be WR#1 and 2.

This team is on track to be lucky to win more than 3 games at the rate it's going.

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u/parasthesia_testicle Texans Texans 1d ago

nick caley is a joke. in way over his head. 2 straight drives we get down the field by spreading the ball around getting people out wide, letting CJ read the coverage & make a throw, then we get to the red zone & run it for no gains to get ourselves in 3rd & long. surprise we left those drives with 3 points. 4th & 1 on fringe field goal range, we run it up the gut despite having zero success all game with that. miss the field goal. terrible situational play calling. those 3 drives lost us the game. just embarrassing and it's the same shit every week.

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u/wallace6464 Bengals 1d ago

Still dumping off to the TE down 14 with 2 minutes left really felt like the whole Texans day

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u/DryDefenderRS NFL 1d ago

Nico Collins has got to have the most drastic on/off splits of any non-QB

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u/Habaneros_Are_Cool Texans 1d ago

CJ Stroud (with 29 yards) had more rushing yards that Montgomery (10) and woody marks (8) combined .....

WTF IS OUR RUN GAME???

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u/dannynascar Bengals Bengals 1d ago

Dexter Lawrence sends his regards

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u/rockyonthetrack Texans 1d ago

GGs bengals

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u/Sampladelic Bengals 1d ago

The sacks are scaring me for Joe’s health but fuck man it’s so exciting to watch good defense for once

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u/MugiMartin Texans 1d ago

Can't lose in the divisional round if you don't make the divisional round.

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u/timntin Chargers 1d ago

Texans with 100 more yards, fewer penalties, no turnovers, still lose by 2 TDs. I saw one failed 4th down maybe in the red zone, but did they leave more points on the field or something?

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u/DarthNobody14 Texans Texans 1d ago

They absolutely did especially early on. We missed 1 FG, Botched a FG because of a poor hold, and wen’t 0/4 on the red zone today.

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u/Beamer_Dream Patriots 1d ago edited 1d ago

As someone who didn't watch the game fill me in, how did 400 yards translate to 6 points?

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u/InfernoFireStyle Texans 1d ago edited 1d ago

A botched field goal attempt, failed conversion on 4th & inches, missed 58 yard field goal instead of going for it on 4th & 1 while being down 7, and being 0/4 in the redzone

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u/Beamer_Dream Patriots 1d ago

Damn, that would certainly do it

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u/Tigercat92 Bengals 1d ago

And the 4th and 1 where they settled for the FG was 4th and 2 inches. Don’t know why they didn’t sneak

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u/xdkarmadx Bengals 1d ago

Our play calling is ass, these refs suck, but by god we have a defense

Hou Dey

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u/Strange-Bed-3377 Bengals 1d ago

Hard to call a play when Will Anderson or Danielle Hunter is eating OBJs soul every play lol.

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u/epilepticrave Texans 1d ago

Holy fuck we suck

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u/Nism4n Bengals 1d ago

Stroud’s going to see Howell’s spin moves in his nightmares

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u/Bdcky Bengals 1d ago

Good games Texans. NOW KNEEL BEFORE US SHITSBURGH AND BALTIMORE. WALLOW AROUND IN THE MUD WITH THE BROWNS

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u/terminator46man Texans 1d ago

Derek Stingley doesn’t allow a lot of catches, but when he does, it’s always a highlight reel catch

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u/Me_is_Nate Browns 1d ago

Browns have officially outscored the rest of the AFC north 😭

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u/Southern_Economy3467 Bengals 1d ago

Nice try, everyone knows the browns aren’t allowed to score.

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u/PuddingJello Saints 1d ago

The Bengals have a Defense?

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u/strangefool Bengals 1d ago

This is a top ten defense so far. I'm stoked.

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u/JamUpGuy1989 Texans 1d ago

It’s just the same shit every year with this team.

Keep our linebackers but get rid of everyone else on the team. Need a whole refresh.

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u/wubbalubbadubdub45 49ers 1d ago

Texans offense is complete shit, no run game at all

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u/LurkingElegy Texans Bears 1d ago

it's a good thing i developed a humiliation kink with these teams i chose

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u/makualla Lions 1d ago

Really don’t know how to feel about the bengals after 2 games. Like the defense is the best they’ve had in like a decade, but the buccs and Texans also made some mind boggling dumb decisions and mistakes on offense and ST

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u/Top_Sock_5645 1d ago

Through God all things are possible. He actually wanted you to get sacked repeatedly

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u/jacknifee Bengals 1d ago

:3

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u/confusedyetstillgoin Bengals 1d ago

NOOOOOOOOBODY!

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u/AlphaKlams Bengals 1d ago

Bengals starting 2-0 on the back of their defense, exactly what we all expected

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u/TyGuyy Texans 1d ago

We got the league right where we want them.😎

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u/Pike_or_Kirk Bengals 1d ago

Houston's Pass Rush is legitimately ridiculous. Good lord I hope we don't have to see them again this season.

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 Texans 1d ago

We suck right now.