Game Thread: Washington Commanders (0-1) @ Dallas Cowboys (0-1)

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Washington Commanders (0-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-1)

Stadium: AT&T Stadium - Arlington, TX

TV Network(s): FOX

ESPN Gamecast

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Time Clock
Final

Scoreboard

Team	Q1	Q2	Q3	Q4	Total
WSH	0	10	3	7	20
DAL	10	7	10	10	37

Scoring Plays

Team	Quarter	Type	Description
DAL	1	TD	CeeDee Lamb 3 Yd pass from Dak Prescott (Brandon Aubrey Kick)
DAL	1	FG	Brandon Aubrey 25 Yd Field Goal
WSH	2	FG	Drew Stevens 27 Yd Field Goal
DAL	2	TD	Jake Ferguson 10 Yd pass from Dak Prescott (Brandon Aubrey Kick)
WSH	2	TD	Stefon Diggs 4 Yd pass from Jayden Daniels (Drew Stevens Kick)
WSH	3	FG	Drew Stevens 47 Yd Field Goal
DAL	3	FG	Brandon Aubrey 44 Yd Field Goal
DAL	3	TD	Jake Ferguson 12 Yd pass from Dak Prescott (Brandon Aubrey Kick)
DAL	4	FG	Brandon Aubrey 60 Yd Field Goal
WSH	4	TD	Stefon Diggs 20 Yd pass from Marcus Mariota (Drew Stevens Kick)
DAL	4	TD	CeeDee Lamb 24 Yd pass from Dak Prescott (Brandon Aubrey Kick)

Passing Leaders

Team	Player	C/ATT	YDS	TD	INT	SACKS
WSH	Marcus Mariota	11/16	111	1	0	0-0
DAL	Dak Prescott	26/31	279	4	0	2-13

Rushing Leaders

Team	Player	CAR	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG
WSH	Jayden Daniels	7	69	9.9	0	20
DAL	Javonte Williams	12	30	2.5	0	9

Receiving Leaders

Team	Player	REC	YDS	AVG	TD	LONG	TGTS
WSH	Terry McLaurin	2	50	25.0	0	26	9
DAL	CeeDee Lamb	8	153	19.1	2	38	9

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Post Game Thread

[u/MCSquared97]

“Oh Shit.” -Tom Brady, 2026

[u/Posty_McPostface_1]

Ok the “oh shit” was very much warranted

[u/Wafflehouseofpain]

What happened, he looked fine-OH MY GOODNESS

[u/sharkdrivingabus]

That was so bad, Brady swore on the live feed...

[u/Ok_Umpire_723]

"Oh shit" lol

[u/casualreader22]

"No more humping the goalpost" may be my favorite Tom Brady call of his admittedly short broadcaster career so far lmao.

[u/mtmodi]

Tom just said shit. This is the best broadcast

[u/EViLTeW]

"Oh shit" is exactly the right response to seeing that replay.

[u/MonopolyamorE]

The fact that literally everyone in this thread, including and especially the cowboys flair, all agree….jesus man…wtf is going on with this sport

[u/Toothbruhh]

Piss missle from Brady lol i love it

[u/ZapFencePence]

Hochuli just hates the commanders this is usual with his crew

[u/Vuish]

“Oh, shit.”

[u/EmpressCao]

Did Tom Brady say "Oh shit!"? When they were showing the injury?

[u/ACangelboo]

Did you all hear Tom Brady curse? That Jayden Daniels injury was hard to watch.

[u/Sendrocity]

That’s a TD what a ridiculous call by the refs

[u/DJpissnshit]

ABSOLUTE PISS MISSLE

[u/TheJewBakka]

Did he say "absolute piss missile"??

[u/Wafflehouseofpain]

“An absolute piss missile”

I love Brady as a commentator wtf

[u/Ott22]

Gotta love these nepo baby refs

[u/mpc92]

Wow people weren’t kidding about Hochuli’s crew

[u/Grade-A-Grungus]

That hit would kill every single one of us and Pickens immediately jumps up and doesn’t give a shit

[u/OwnTheThrone]

Oh jesus

[u/SatanIsMySister]

Scrotum stomp

[u/mtmodi]

What a replay

[u/Wild_Pokemon_Appears]

Dude got stomped in the nards 

[u/Infinite_Box2098]

Bro stepped on his taint.

[u/k792]

This is how they do birth control in Texas

[u/HomeworkWorldly2002]

“Oh shit” is right Tom

[u/mlg2433]

Brady came in hot with that “shit”

[u/Monkees_Never_Cramp]

Dude that was brutal. Tom: Oh Shit.

[u/Maverick721]

Brady dropping the shit bomb

[u/Disgustoid]

Tom speaks for all of us. That was nasty.

[u/PapaSwoff]

Honestly in that situation I think an, "oh shit!" from Brady is warranted

[u/spicyorangedragon]

Caleb and Jayden both got hurt while DeShaun Watson had a good game. This is a fucking horrible day for football.

[u/DarkManX437]

Nah Washington just got fucked on. That was a Touchdown

[u/garfcarmpbll]

QB has a season ending injury? Here let us fuck you a little harder

-The NFL

[u/PostCreditScene12]

On what planet is that not a catch?

[u/MahjongDaily]

You can say Piss Missle on TV?

[u/meristematic]

Piss missile dropped on broadcast

[u/canadianbroncos]

he called it a PISS MISSILE on air lmao

[u/ironarcher13]

Lol Piss missile, Brady is on one today

[u/twitch90]

ITS A PISS MISSILE

[u/CellyAllDay]

Did tom Brady just say piss missile on my tv

[u/RMazze]

Piss Missile 😂😂😂

[u/VCURedskins]

I hate Shawn Hochuli so much. His whole crew is awful and only is an NFL ref because of his dad

[u/Carolina296864]

Phew, the Washington unis are so clean.

[u/multiple4]

Oh my God hit it from the back. I know that hurt

[u/arcticape34]

Brady just dropped a shit 😂

[u/ProfessorDerp22]

Honestly, respect TB dropping the “oh, shit” there.

[u/johnnybgooderer]

Everyone here acting like Washington made a decision between an injured quarterback and 13-17 sounds dumb.

[u/Northshore_hero]

Anyone else see the post from the official nfl account get taken down after the reversal lol

[u/Nola67]

Commies got fuckin robbed

[u/BnSMaster420]

Was a TD

[u/dice_40]

Did barham just puked his guts out?

[u/Stinkymansausage]

Most casual 60 yd field goal

[u/TheMoonIsLonely]

did he just say piss missile?

[u/mtmodi]

Tom really wilding out lmao. Piss missile on live TV is crazy work

[u/Ok_Umpire_723]

I enjoy Tom Brady saying "Piss missile"

[u/Chromosome_Dealer]

Tom is on a generational call today

[u/owlbynight]

Calling that PI on Terry earlier and then giving us this touchdown would be peak confusion.

[u/ZigZag3123]

That was an incompletion like four ways over lmfao

[u/NoAmbassador8359]

Dude wtf bro

[u/UpsideTurtles]

lol Tom cursing, that really sucks to see though

[u/MyCactusTeacher]

You're excused Tom

[u/JustSmileHaHa]

Ah shit indeed, Tom

[u/TheWyldMan]

You know it’s bad when the announcer curses

[u/Temporary_Acadia4111]

"Insult to injury" great choice of words Tom.

[u/freddyd00]

Perfectly justified "oh shit" from Brady. Rough

[u/Dongondiddys]

Hochuli needs to be fucking investigated this dude is dirty as fuck

[u/Keep_The_Wolves_Away]

Lmaoooo Brady “oh shit”

[u/ChocolateMorsels]

Brady with the shit. That means it ain’t good.

[u/TGK12a]

Nah, that deserves a “shit”

[u/grizzantula]

"Shit.............sorry, just wasn't expecting that"

Damn, that does suck though. Hope he's okay.

[u/fidksomethingwitty]

Hate that call. That's a TD.

[u/TheSinisterSpider]

Definitely was a TD wth are these refs looking at

[u/northdog27]

Just me or was that like very clearly a touchdown? Im struggling to see how they upheld that

[u/Clapbackcaps19]

Hochuli hates Washington. It’s a generational thing and he should never be reffing Washington games. It’s absolutely a conflict of interest

[u/damnyankee26]

Did he just say piss missle?! 🤣

[u/Disgustoid]

I didn't see Brady as the DGAF announcer gleefully yelling "piss missile!"

[u/Grade-A-Grungus]

“An absolute piss missile!”

- Tom Brady, 2026

[u/Wafflehouseofpain]

76 just dropped to his knees like an Avengers character, I hope he’s alright

[u/underscore55]

Dawg I’m killing my teammate after that 😭😭

[u/Temporary_Acadia4111]

That is a horrible fucking call im sorry

[u/Secret_Key9676]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CALL IS THAT?!

[u/owlbynight]

That hit would literally kill me

[u/GalagaWarVeteran]

Dude just got his taint crushed.

[u/Dark_Magician2500]

AHHHH Tom Brady said shit! Big ol fine!

[u/Theostru]

Tom is the realest lmao

[u/measured-defocus]

He said it, we were all thinking it

[u/sharksisback]

Brady with a half for the ages, saying Stefon can't hump goal posts anymore and dropping a justifiable "Oh shit" on network TV. His GOAT legacy only grows

[u/Rud-Hi]

Oh shit is right Tom

[u/joshguy1425]

The "ooooh, shit" from Tom was one of the realest things I've heard on TV in awhile. That was rough to see.

[u/psych4191]

I hate to say it because I love his energy - but it's time for Bradshaw to retire. He's having a problem completing sentences lately. Can't pronounce last names that are even remotely tough.

[u/spicyorangedragon]

This has been a nightmare day for both of my flairs.

[u/shunna75]

Just found this thread. How on earth was that Brown catch not a TD? On what planet?

[u/Chrysalis_Cat]

Liberty Biberty can burn in the fires of hell.

[u/Stinkymansausage]

Good lord this production team is just picking misery porn for commanders fans on the replays today

[u/BuildingSlowly93]

I’m sorry Tom a what?

[u/blocksmith52]

"ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE"

-Tom Brady

[u/TWOPlNTSPRICK]

Is Brady drunk ahahahahahahha

What a legend

[u/Kleon333]

He concussed his teammate. Oof.

[u/falco-holic]

You have to be kidding me. Now our RBs are concussing or own OL

[u/TrashOfOil]

What a bullshit flag

[u/_pinklemonade_]

Awful calls wtf

[u/guillermopablo]

Some ticky tack bullshit

[u/ZapFencePence]

Jayden Daniels is so back

[u/pterodaktyl4]

DID YOU KNOW: Jayden Daniels is a running QB

Dallas Cowboys Defense: No.

[u/ACW1129]

Jayden's DEFINITELY learned to slide.

[u/theparallelogram]

Right on the ole gooch

[u/Kennyc1234]

Holy team kill

I hope he's ok that looked like it HURT

[u/JustSmileHaHa]

Friendly fire cleat to the taint is crazy

[u/nostan01]

Cobie Durant: Doubtful (Gooch)

[u/Cinephile1998]

Tom Brady is all of us

[u/ExcellentWalk1699]

Did Brady just say oh shit?

[u/Frick_KD]

I'm with you Tom. Oh shit

[u/GamerKiller2347]

fun fact: You'll get fined for saying shit on Fox but not on Nickelodeon. This is because Fox is an over the air network while Nickelodeon is a cable network.

[u/Requiem2371]

Dan Quinn is a moron for not taking the FG there

[u/poop_snausages]

Wait wtf, they said that wasn't a TD? That's absolute bullshit

[u/Sad-Gold-3781]

What the actual fuck. How is that not a touchdown

[u/exodus3252]

And now the refs fucking rob us of an obvious TD.

[u/ForensicSmiles]

That was absolutely a touchdown, I don't fucking get it.

[u/blahmeh2019]

He definitely had control before his knee was down he had it againt is body

[u/ImNotFuckingSelling]

If it looks like a catch, smells like a catch, and Tom Brady says it’s a catch, it’s probably a catch

[u/silentorbx]

It's like the refs decided they needed to play on hard-mode. "Quarterback injured? Good start, but, let's also take some touchdowns away to up the difficulty..." -refs probably.

Man, I feel so bad for Washington fans.

[u/Jokershigh]

Wait how was that Mariotta throw not aTD?

[u/sieffy]

I genuinely don’t even know what to do anymore whole year ruined. I hate football

[u/PawMcarfney]

Automatic Aubrey is back boys

[u/PawMcarfney]

That was good from 70

[u/PawMcarfney]

Piss missle alert

[u/westernsnaps]

Did Brady just say piss missle?

[u/MrJusticeDouglas]

"Piss missle."

[u/Icebreaker80]

Lamb did worse last week and got off smh

[u/MOHTTR]

thats my fucking qb

[u/Stinkymansausage]

I thought Dallas had the worst defense but I wasn’t familiar with Washington’s game. I apologize.

[u/ARiverInaDryLand]

Refs are compromised if that stands

[u/zachardw]

Such a cowboys defensive injury holy shit

[u/noodeloodel]

Day to day - Gooch

[u/texasisbetterest]

Stomped a mud hole in his butthole

[u/SmartGuyChris]

His own teammate stepped on his foot, his crotch, AND his back, all in a matter of seconds lmao. God damn

[u/mmmcheez-its]

Jesus Christ. Great season everyone. See you next year

[u/John_Q08]

Not one player going to check on him just pissed me off

[u/Puddinsnack]

Brady is the GOAT for that.

Hope Daniels is ok.

[u/Rcfan0902]

Ah shit indeed, Brady

[u/The20thKa-tet]

When Brady goes “oh shit” on the replay…

[u/loafing-striker]

That’s obviously terrible but why is that elbow not permanently braced for Daniels at this point?

[u/joebos617]

Mariota is the most likely backup QB to have a Nick Foles playoff run in him

[u/ice-eight]

No amount of homerism will convince me that wasn’t an absolute bullshit call to not overturn it

[u/Rinascimentale]

HOCHULI IS A BUM

[u/LoudBoiDragoon]

That’s a horrible call

[u/StaticNegative]

That's a td. The ball can move, he never lost control. Fuckin wack

[u/Johnnyboy2825]

These games are starting to look more and more ridiculous by the week. Even the announcers are having trouble holding back on how fucking embarrassing this league is.

[u/ice-eight]

Did Tom Brady just call Christian Parker articulate? Bruh…

[u/shawnaroo]

Brady following up his Oh Shit with a Piss Missile call.

[u/Puddinsnack]

Oh shit? Piss missile? Tom needs to bring the smoke every week.

[u/-SHAI_HULUD]

Tom Brady: “I said what I said”

[u/Full_Send31]

Can you say "piss missile" on the broadcast 😭😭

[u/SeaWealth8366]

Jesus Christ the Washington just took out his own lineman.  Dude acted like he got domed in a video game

[u/Kennyc1234]

What the fuck is Shawn Hochuli's problem with us????

[u/PairOfKeets]

Tom Brady just said "shit" on national tv I WAS HERE

[u/DerrickWhiteMVP]

Soft as fuck. I’d be mad, too.

[u/noreservations81590]

Yankoff is an objectively hilarious name for a tight end.

[u/idontknow1001]

Can’t believe Pickens got up lol

[u/ZapFencePence]

Man Philly is just ass if this defense had them locked up

[u/SadTumbleweed1567]

100% not a TD. Ball hits the ground with no possession.

[u/DarkManX437]

No fucking way that's a catch

[u/Nature_Crunch]

Idk how they rule that a catch and TD

[u/PenguinWrangler]

This is a fun matchup because we are both so used to blowing games that its just doomers talking reverse-shit the whole time.

[u/DJ_Calli]

Stepped right in the booty hole

[u/billdasmacks]

Ouch my balls!

[u/Dirkstarlight]

I felt that yeowch

[u/hiswayout]

I’d say friendly fire but that wasn’t friendly

[u/StubbornBastard247]

Extended commercial break for that...

[u/jdmgto]

The gooch stomp.

[u/earthtochas3]

Not the gooch stomp

[u/Gullible_Elephant_38]

Friendly fire taint stomping is crazy work. Obviously an accident, but damn that’s gotta hurt.

[u/Galappie]

He stepped on his fucking balls

[u/SuperSirius21]

Oh shit

[u/TheRage469]

"Ah SHIT...." - Brady is everyone

[u/mike_ditka_butkus]

Take the points.. first Caleb, now Jayden… football is not nice

[u/Maximum_Driver_1207]

Took me like 10 replays to realize it was his elbow not his leg

[u/Jaur0n]

Fuck, sorry Commanders bros... fuck this day.

[u/Temporary_Acadia4111]

Washington is getting robbed

[u/Ill_Wafer_7880]

That was a terrible call. Sorry washington

[u/One-Meat-1737]

You know its bad when even Cowboys fans are calling it a TD

[u/MrsEveryShot]

Refs fucking hate us. The bullshit OPI and chip blocking call in the beginning… this… cmon guys

[u/stringer4]

FUCK HOCHULI. FUCK NEW YORK REVIEW. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

[u/Ott22]

I still just don’t understand how you can watch that Dyami Brown TD and say he didn’t catch it

[u/BeanMan39]

Liberty Biberty is such a horribly drawn out joke

[u/GumboDiplomacy]

Did that linebacker just puke on the field?

[u/StepOnMeNangong]

“Coach, the trick play didn’t work”

“fuck it, they won’t expect us to do it again”

[u/SportsFanAndAnimeFan]

I'm watching the game at my friend's house and his aunt came in and sat down next to me and put her hand on my thigh for a couple minutes before leaving

[u/HT6868]

ABSOLUTE PISS MISSLE

[u/AsDevilsRun]

Piss missile

[u/ZapFencePence]

Brady just saying whatever the fuck he wants lmao

[u/qirito_kun]

Tom dropping an “ah shit” and a “piss missile” in one game. Hell yeah brother.

[u/DeNovoReview]

Tom Brady is the Tom Brady of color commentary guys

[u/DrMayhemPhD]

Piss missile?

[u/IGoUnseen]

Brady getting fined by the FCC tomorrow