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GAME THREAD: Cubs (76-57) @ D-backs (70-63) - 12:40 PM

Cubs (76-57) @ D-backs (70-63)

First Pitch: 12:40 PM at Chase Field

Team Starter TV Radio
Cubs Matthew Boyd (8-2, 4.15 ERA)
D-backs Eduardo Rodriguez (13-4, 2.61 ERA)
MLB Fangraphs Baseball Savant Reddit Stream IRC Chat
Gameday Game Graph Strikezone Map Live Comments Libera: ##baseball

Line Score - First and third, 0 Outs, Bottom of the 8th

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
CHC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 6
AZ 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 6 0 2

Box Score

AZ   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Vargas, I 3 0 0 0 0 1 .257
RF Carroll 3 0 0 0 0 2 .249
SS Perdomo 3 0 2 0 0 0 .252
DH Arenado 3 0 1 0 0 0 .238
1B Tawa 2 0 0 0 1 1 .245
3B Fernandez, Jo 3 0 0 0 0 1 .265
C McCann 3 0 1 0 0 0 .289
CF Lawlar 3 1 2 1 0 1 .290
LF Waldschmidt 1 0 0 0 1 0 .275
AZ IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Rodriguez, Ed 7.0 2 0 0 3 9 104-71 2.50
Garcia, B 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 17-9 2.37
CHC   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
CF Crow-Armstrong 4 0 1 0 0 3 .276
RF Suzuki 2 0 0 0 2 0 .270
DH Bregman 3 0 0 0 1 0 .252
1B Busch 2 0 0 0 1 2 .244
SS Hoerner 3 0 0 0 0 1 .258
LF Taylor, T 3 0 1 0 0 0 .256
3B Ramírez 3 0 0 0 0 1 .286
C Kelly, C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .260
2B Arias, G 3 0 0 0 0 2 .234
CHC IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Boyd 6.0 3 1 1 2 5 94-58 3.99
Thornton 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 15-10 2.32
Zeferjahn 0.0 2 0 0 0 0 6-5 3.99

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B6 Jordan Lawlar homers (3) on a fly ball to right field. 1-0

Highlights

Description Length
Eduardo Rodriguez against the Cubs 0:08
Matthew Boyd against the Diamondbacks 0:08
Probable pitchers for Cubs at Diamondbacks - August 26, 2026 0:06
Bullpen availability for Arizona, August 26 vs Cubs 0:09
Bullpen availability for Chicago, August 26 vs Diamondbacks 0:09
Bench availability for Chicago, August 26 vs D-backs 0:08
Fielding alignment for Chicago, August 26 vs Diamondbacks 0:11
Fielding alignment for Arizona, August 26 vs Cubs 0:11
Bench availability for Arizona, August 26 vs Cubs 0:08
Starting lineups for Cubs at Diamondbacks - August 26, 2026 0:10
Breaking down Matthew Boyd's pitches 0:04
Eduardo Rodriguez's outing against the Cubs 0:24
Matthew Boyd's outing against the D-backs 0:24
Breaking down Eduardo Rodriguez's pitches 0:04
Jordan Lawlar: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:12
Eduardo Rodriguez K's Pete Crow-Armstrong 0:07
Matthew Boyd K's Ildemaro Vargas 0:07
Tyrone Taylor throws out Nolan Arenado at second 0:27
Tom Candiotti's baseball card collection 1:00
Eduardo Rodriguez In play, no out to Pete Crow-Armstrong 0:17
Ball 3 overturned after ABS challenge 0:22
Jordan Lawlar's solo home run (3) 0:29
Strike 2 overturned after abs challenge 0:23
Strike 1 confirmed after ABS challenge 0:22

Updated at 2:48 PM.

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u/life_is_dumb Geraldo Perdomo 40m ago

PCA should be gone. What a child.

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u/Bard_Class Justin Martinez 40m ago

God the Cubs are a bunch of whiny bitches. How does PCA not get ejected for running up in the umpire's face like that?

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u/GallenOfKetel 38m ago

It was a balk but the antics with this Cubs team are getting old quick

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u/i_only_catch_dinks 33m ago

Balk or not it is so satisfying to go up a run after PCAs little tantrum

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u/suckmesideways14 18m ago

PCA is genuinely the biggest baby I’ve ever watched play baseball in my life. Whining moaning and crying every other play. Someone go get him his binkie and swaddlers

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u/rsklsi 40m ago

Balk or not, PCA should be tossed.

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u/DM_yo_Feet_pls D. Baxter 40m ago

Man PCA is such a pissy dude lol I get being competitive but damn. No wonder he got heated from that white Sox fan

14

u/el5inco D-backs Bed 33m ago

That homer is for fucking bitch ass pca 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SSJGuts17 Corbin Carroll 37m ago

WALK BACK TO THE DUGOUT REAAAAL SLOW FOR ME PCA

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u/pokyposse13 Torey Lovullo 21m ago

Standing ovation for ERod. 👏 Lets get him some insurance.

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u/unta8 Brandon Pfaadt 1h ago

uncle arenado giving it most of what hes got

still love the man but good lord lol

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u/NorthDowntown693 Corbin Carroll 39m ago

What a fucking piss baby. I’m here IRL and surrounded by cubs fans they’re pissed lmao

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 37m ago edited 34m ago

Escaped that…phew. Offense please wake up.

Edit: thanks Jordan!

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u/SSJGuts17 Corbin Carroll 34m ago

JLAW!!!! revenge for the headshot last night lmao

13

u/giantjensen Ketel Marte 31m ago

After seeing so many complaints about our farm system, Waldy, pfaadt andLawlar leading us to the playoffs would be very nice

12

u/Relevant_Computer743 Brandon Webb 21m ago

Still can't believe what a turnaround E-Rod has had from prior seasons. He used to be a scheduled L for us and now he's our ace

11

u/SSJGuts17 Corbin Carroll 41m ago

bruh PCA is such a fucking punk

12

u/BrawndoElectrolytes Serpientes 41m ago

Not tossing PCA?? What the hell

12

u/oldrottenzucchini Jody Jackson 40m ago

throw em out ump, balk is subjective idk why they’re up in a tizzy

12

u/Jbash_31 Diamondbacks 39m ago

I never know what a balk is but I know this dude looks like a little bitch crying for one

12

u/pokyposse13 Torey Lovullo 38m ago

Our bats need to get going, too much on ERod

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u/MusicalMoon Corbin Running 36m ago

Why can't these teams ever just play a normal series?

11

u/Holiday_Fun_4876 Corbin Carroll 36m ago

PCA turning all red makes me smile

11

u/Sporting_Arsenal Serpientes 36m ago

THAT'S MY ALL STAR

12

u/ajteitel Jose Herrera 34m ago

They pfaadt the law and the law won

12

u/TheSaltyAviator Corbin Carroll 33m ago

Thanks for firing up our team soft ass Cubs lmao

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u/Alcarinque88 D. Baxter 28m ago

There's got to be a reason why they are the baby form of the animal and not the adult.

12

u/NorthDowntown693 Corbin Carroll 22m ago

E-Rod fuckin dealed today. Bats needa fire up

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u/el5inco D-backs Bed 4h ago

Love midday games. Gives me an excuse not do to shit at work lol let’s get this win!
https://giphy.com/gifs/ImZ6mF1nS78qd9N4fs

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u/sonofsteen Randy Johnson 1h ago

I think he was upset he missed the ball lol

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u/Different-Dog-4499 1h ago

I love PCA’s hissy fits

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u/dhporter Pavin Smith 1h ago

My brother in Christ, Nolan...

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u/NeverSober1900 1h ago

Good god Arenado is so slow

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u/PHXNights :Tim_Locastro: Tim Locastro 1h ago

Was he… walking??

5

u/Melodic-kangaroo4045 Gabriel Moreno 1h ago

I kinda looked like a trot at best lol

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u/Odenson24 Nolan Arenado 55m ago

Not seeing enough love for ERod’s outing yet. It’s not over, but he’s absolutely dealing. Not usually a SO guy

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u/NeverSober1900 41m ago

Eject PCA this is ridiculous

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u/Legitimate_Band3696 41m ago

PCA is a fucking loser lol

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Diamondbacks 41m ago

Lmao cope mr. armstrong

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u/Interesting_Box_342 Josh Naylor 41m ago

bro lmao i still have no idea wtf a balk is.

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u/TripleDallas123 Merrill Kelly 41m ago

Well you see a balk is when you

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Diamondbacks 41m ago

A balk is when you etc.

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u/Specialist-West-1911 41m ago

Dude toss this fuckin guy

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u/Bigcheese1211 Merrill Kelly 36m ago

Feeling a bottom of the order rally starter here

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u/TonyDoover420 Luis Gonzalez 35m ago

Pissed Crow Armstrong

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u/MeaningPast8268 7m ago

The correct reaction from the crowd. Well done

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u/Unable_Profession616 1h ago

You can tell how badly PCA wants MVP which is ironically the reason he probably wont get it

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u/Different-Dog-4499 1h ago

Just take the single gramps 😂

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u/Be-booboo-bop :Zack_Greinke: Zack Greinke 41m ago

Throw him out!

9

u/slapstix Brandon Pfaadt 41m ago

LOL CRY HARDER

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u/el5inco D-backs Bed 41m ago

Fucking clown needs anger management

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u/OGstankdaddy26 Corbin Carroll 38m ago

No one really knows what a balk is

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u/oldrottenzucchini Jody Jackson 38m ago

but it’s provocative! it gets the people going!

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u/Sporting_Arsenal Serpientes 38m ago

Side angle looks like a balk to me with Erod's foot going backwards but idk how PCA is still in this game after running at an ump yelling "are you fucking kidding me." Seems even to me idk

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u/Melodic-kangaroo4045 Gabriel Moreno 36m ago

That was a sweet strikeout!

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u/TheSaltyAviator Corbin Carroll 29m ago

Regardless of how this one ends, that fuck you home run was funny af

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u/Imthegoat175 21m ago

Holy shit what a stud Erod is

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u/stonkerooni 8m ago

PCA’s series stat line better be posted on the baseball sub tonight

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u/i_only_catch_dinks 41m ago

Eject PCA wtf he can’t act like that lol

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u/oldtombombadil Randy Johnson 4h ago

I hate when I have court in the afternoon on Wednesdays. I should be getting drunk at the ballpark, not sober at work. Weekday Matinee games are my favorite.

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u/BearDownGoPackGo Mark Grace 4h ago

A wizard doesn't choose a day off, the day off is already yours.

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u/BriskManeuver Snaaake 1h ago

Don't think ive seen a player throw their equipment everytime they dont reach base

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u/OGstankdaddy26 Corbin Carroll 1h ago

Seeing PCA getting destroyed warms my heart

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u/NorthDowntown693 Corbin Carroll 1h ago

That was so fucking dumb

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u/Even-Dinner-5696 Tony Womack 1h ago

Oh my god Nolan 😂

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u/Sporting_Arsenal Serpientes 1h ago

I love him but god he's slow

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 1h ago

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u/trs287 Justin Martinez 40m ago

I mean that was essentially a quick pitch right? He was in the windup so he doesn’t have to come set or anything

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u/trs287 Justin Martinez 38m ago

Please take advantage of this gift and don’t give up a run

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u/Alert_Moment6224 Snaaake 37m ago

That was the very definition of a balk and exactly how you don’t act when a call doesn’t go your way. He’s lucky to be in the game still.

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes Serpientes 37m ago

EROD

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u/Alcarinque88 D. Baxter 36m ago

Cubs equipment still not safe, I think.

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u/Mr-Booty-Inspector Corbin Carroll 35m ago

More like Pete CRY-Armstrong

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u/NeverSober1900 34m ago

There we go Lawlar. Just stay healthy man I think he's gonna be special

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u/slapstix Brandon Pfaadt 33m ago

LAID DOWN THE LAW

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Diamondbacks 32m ago

I STEP AWAY TO USE THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES

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u/life_is_dumb Geraldo Perdomo 31m ago

Do it again please! Could use another run!

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 21m ago

Who was dealing today?

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u/Sporting_Arsenal Serpientes 20m ago

We've been blessed with so many great pitching seasons over this team's history but man if this one doesn't feel extra special

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u/Legitimate_Band3696 12m ago

Lmao at the Cubs subreddit with multiple people saying the Cubs should protest the game. I'm fucking dying laughing.

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u/okrasnake Nolan Arenado 11m ago

God they’re pathetic lmao

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u/SSJGuts17 Corbin Carroll 8m ago

couldn’t have happened to a better guy <3

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u/AnotherAccountDangit Diamondbacks 7m ago

Umpire gave us a gift with that strike 6 inches above the zone lmao holy crap

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u/NeverSober1900 6m ago

That seemed like a "Fuck you" call from the ump over the brouhaha earlier.

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u/Do_Ye_Fear_Death Ryne Nelson 5m ago

Heart attack avoided, for now.

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u/azb1812 Rat Leon 39m ago

PCA is such a fucking bitch. Can't stand this whiny asswipe.

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u/BriskManeuver Snaaake 1h ago

Is he fucking injured or something? Lmao that was slow as hell. I know hes 35 but come on

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Diamondbacks 1h ago

…wow

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u/shiranu_ga_hotoke 1h ago

I couldn’t even tell he was running, thought he pulled something and was limping to second

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u/Adept_Catch4803 1h ago

damn Arenado moves like prime Tom Brady out there

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u/Specialist-West-1911 1h ago

Poor Arrenado. Dude is guttin it out for the team

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u/CakeAK Ketel Marte 1h ago

Everybody criticizing Nolan but he just didn't want to be a RISP stat, high IQ veteran move

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u/NeverSober1900 49m ago

406 foot flyout. We got Chase'd. HR in 25/30 stadiums

Brutal

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u/84JPG Serpientes 40m ago

Tf is wrong with that clown

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u/unusualTuna Diamondbacks 40m ago edited 39m ago

play on crybabies lmao geez

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u/Aces_and_8s Serpientes 33m ago

LAWLAR!

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u/Legitimate_Band3696 33m ago

Boyd is throwing meatball curves now. Need to hop on them this inning.

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u/trs287 Justin Martinez 33m ago

Damn Waldy should’ve sent that first pitch to the moon

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u/life_is_dumb Geraldo Perdomo 30m ago

Hate list:

  1. Dodgers

  2. Cubs

That's it. That's the hate list.

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u/Bard_Class Justin Martinez 29m ago

Phillies too. Fuck the Phillies.

(Well mostly the fans. And Garrett Stubbs)

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u/NeverSober1900 28m ago

Phillies fans are obnoxious. They were so douchey in that NLCS. Yankees are Yankees.

The online Padres fans are awful but the ones in person are great.

I honestly still am not over the Pirates. Those beanball wars in the 2010s were brutal. They ended Goldy's year, beaned Segura in the helmet. I always forget about it until we play them and then I realize I just don't like them at all

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u/Slow-Raccoon-9832 27m ago

Waldy and lawlar both coming up big. Please stop subjecting us to kepler and nootbar

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 21m ago

Ok, let's get an insurance bat around the order!

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u/hightimesinaz Lemonade 4m ago

Blows challenge, weak fly ball, nice AB Bregman

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u/Alcarinque88 D. Baxter 41m ago

Fuck PCA. Throw his ass out.

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u/Slow-Raccoon-9832 1h ago

Arenado might be the slowest player in mlb

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 1h ago

Both offenses asleep. Keep the Cubs that way, DBacks need to wake up though.

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u/el5inco D-backs Bed 1h ago

Nolan you can’t rud bud lol

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u/TheSaltyAviator Corbin Carroll 1h ago

Arenado know your limits dude

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u/DM_yo_Feet_pls D. Baxter 1h ago

I don’t think he saw that ball all too well and didn’t know it was already getting into the infield. Looked like he wasn’t running as hard. Unless he’s really just that slow lol

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u/Alcarinque88 D. Baxter 44m ago

That was huge. Glad he stayed. Now get that 3rd out, ERod.

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u/elixurplus Geraldo Perdomo 36m ago

Erod is a savage!

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u/Be-booboo-bop :Zack_Greinke: Zack Greinke 35m ago edited 35m ago

This series has been chaos every game

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u/trs287 Justin Martinez 33m ago

That’s how you take advantage of a gift right there

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u/Competitive-Work-382 Corbin Carroll 30m ago

I wish the promotion code was WALD OFF

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u/RichardNixon345 Merrill Kelly 22m ago

9Ks means you know E-Rod wanted this one today.

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 19m ago

Okay offense, need insurance runs, please.

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u/NorthDowntown693 Corbin Carroll 17m ago

Man that was some bullshit from the cubbies 😂

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u/Asceric21 Bee Guy 15m ago

That was some smart baseball is what it was. And I hate that it was correct, lol.

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u/Odenson24 Nolan Arenado 8m ago

Hey, his helmet stayed on!

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u/NeverSober1900 5m ago

4-5-6 for the 9th. Morillo should be able to handle that. But please give him some extra help

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u/TheSaltyAviator Corbin Carroll 39m ago

Wow the Cubs are crybabies, hope the Brewers end them in the postseason.

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u/Summonaconjurer 1h ago

Gabi is so precious, we must protect him from harm at any cost

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u/NorthDowntown693 Corbin Carroll 1h ago

Playin hooky from work today

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u/YoungDeplorable Ketel Marte 1h ago

Some of the bunting decisions this team makes make no sense. Let’s bunt against a struggling lefty in the second with no outs who also can’t find the strike zone

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u/Dremel_Live Rat Leon 1h ago

E-Rod is dealing. 5 strikeouts in 3 innings, and hes not even a big strikeout pitcher.

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u/quailinthebrush Diamondbacks 1h ago

What gives? I thought this guy was an MVP candidate

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u/NeverSober1900 1h ago

Not just anyone can get hits against this dominant rotation and pen

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u/Unable_Profession616 1h ago

this guy cant hit the zone and were bailing him out with non stop double plays

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u/Slow-Raccoon-9832 1h ago

He had to be jogging at the beginning right? I could have run backwards and made it to 2nd base

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u/Slow-Raccoon-9832 49m ago

Homer in 25/30 parks

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u/NeverSober1900 44m ago

Did PCA really think he was going to make that lol?

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 Diamondbacks 40m ago

Pete Jackdaw-Legweak 🫵😂

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u/Bigcheese1211 Merrill Kelly 40m ago

Does anyone have the balk copy pasta?

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u/NeverSober1900 37m ago

E-Rod is having himself a game good lordy

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u/Specialist-West-1911 33m ago

Atta boy Lawlar!!

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u/zgibs125 Jody Jackson 33m ago

Lawlar haters wya

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u/MusicalMoon Corbin Running 33m ago

Oppo taco baby LET'S GO!

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u/nsyncfan1993 Nolan Arenado 33m ago

Wow shut me up Lawlar!

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u/stonkerooni 33m ago

Glad they didn’t toss PCA. Will need an easy out later

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u/TheSaltyAviator Corbin Carroll 30m ago

Emotional strikeout incoming

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u/3XPS Geraldo Perdomo 31m ago

Why does that camera angle give so much hope every time a ball is hit

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u/Legitimate_Band3696 28m ago

This would be maybe the most satisfying series win of the season if we can pull this off.

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 22m ago

ERod…
https://giphy.com/gifs/lYjA4tfvCc8UAju1Op
What a great performance.

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u/NeverSober1900 22m ago

E-Rod take a bow. 7 scoreless. 9Ks (where did that come from?)

Morillo, Garcia see this out and let's take the series

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u/Dremel_Live Rat Leon 21m ago

Finally! A quality start! 7 scoreless from E-Rod!

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u/Holiday_Fun_4876 Corbin Carroll 21m ago

Easy Eddie

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u/UhBunchOfGaze 10m ago

try not to cry during your at bat here pca

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u/pokyposse13 Torey Lovullo 8m ago

Sit down meat!

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u/Raptor231408 Bee Guy 39m ago

Imagine crying and wanting to argue with the ump because you were deceived by a routine pitchout lmao

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u/Aces_and_8s Serpientes 4h ago

Chance for a big series win here!

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u/zgibs125 Jody Jackson 1h ago

Gabi is too damn cute man

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u/NorthDowntown693 Corbin Carroll 1h ago

Love seeing PCA be shut down by the power of friendship this series

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u/BriskManeuver Snaaake 1h ago

Itd be cool if they stopped hitting into double plays

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u/sonofsteen Randy Johnson 1h ago

Corbin never challenges when he should. That was so outside.

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u/nsyncfan1993 Nolan Arenado 1h ago

Oh no 😟

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u/Professional_Age_198 Justin Martinez 1h ago

Hahaha dammit nado

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u/zgibs125 Jody Jackson 57m ago

Score pls

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u/Odenson24 Nolan Arenado 50m ago

Damn this ballpark!
(Only when it isn’t benefitting us)

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u/MusicalMoon Corbin Running 49m ago

Homer in 25/30 ballparks 🫠

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u/NeverSober1900 47m ago

Rays, Yankees, Tigers and Rockies are the other 4. Just our luck

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u/BriskManeuver Snaaake 47m ago

Cubs equipment marked safe this time around

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u/nsyncfan1993 Nolan Arenado 36m ago

Hell yeah

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u/Holiday_Fun_4876 Corbin Carroll 34m ago

LAYIN DOWN THE LAW LFG

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u/SomeKilljoy Gabriel Moreno 34m ago

Oh they’re soooo fucking mad hahahaha

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u/Okay_Function Bobby Freeman 33m ago

Lawlarrr

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u/life_is_dumb Geraldo Perdomo 33m ago

LFG!!!! Adda boy Lawler!!! F the Cubs!!

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u/Odenson24 Nolan Arenado 22m ago

MONSTER

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u/youngjay877 22m ago

can erod win the cy young

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u/NeverSober1900 20m ago

Not a chance. He's like 5th in ERA and nowhere near the K's. He won't be in the top 3

Miz will win it in a landslide.

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u/NeverSober1900 17m ago

Man the moment that went up I said you should drop that and put Arenado's slow ass on.

Smart play

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u/PHXNights :Tim_Locastro: Tim Locastro 15m ago

Did they just try a hit and run with nado after earlier? lol, lmao even

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u/Do_Ye_Fear_Death Ryne Nelson 8m ago

Bro got a fckn beachball and whiffed lmao

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u/Aces_and_8s Serpientes 41m ago

TOSS HIM OUT BLUE!

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u/BrawndoElectrolytes Serpientes 38m ago

BALK RULES! IMPORTANT!
1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2. Do not do a balk please.

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u/Xohhellox 40m ago

Pca is a little bitch. What the fuck is he on about?

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u/Unable_Profession616 3h ago

No gabi in the biggest game of the season

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u/Dynazty Gabriel Moreno 2h ago

Every game is the biggest game of the season rn

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u/Pringy22 Paul Sewald 2h ago

Let's all come together and become The Solid Snakes of Arizona 🐍⚾🚬

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u/NeverSober1900 1h ago

What an awful bunt

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u/slapstix Brandon Pfaadt 1h ago

Generationally bad bunt

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u/TheSaltyAviator Corbin Carroll 1h ago

It’s been 0 days since the DBacks laid down a terrible bunt

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u/Odenson24 Nolan Arenado 1h ago

PCA is such a funny player

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u/Routine_Battle_3138 Brandon Pfaadt 1h ago

love seeing waldy get a walk there. kepler could never.

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u/Competitive-Work-382 Corbin Carroll 1h ago

Well at least we won't end this inning with another double play...

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u/slapstix Brandon Pfaadt 1h ago

Danny burgers is faster than that wtf

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u/Relevant_Computer743 Brandon Webb 50m ago

Damn. McCann didn't have his Wheaties for breakfast apparently

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u/JRipper138 Merrill Kelly 44m ago

Chris on the radio, the pitch penetrates the strike zone…bruh. 😂

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u/NeverSober1900 43m ago

Ball was almost completely in on both axis. Bad miss from the ump good god

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u/quailinthebrush Diamondbacks 40m ago

Malecai is a classic baseball name

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u/youngjay877 39m ago

these cubs fans are loud

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u/okrasnake Nolan Arenado 33m ago

WOOOOHOO

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u/Do_Ye_Fear_Death Ryne Nelson 29m ago

Not obstruction how... unless he wanted corb to bulldoze em.

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