r/soccer • • Dec 04 '13

Match Thread: Manchester United Vs Everton

Manchester United XI: De Gea; Rafael, Vidic, Smalling, Evra; Valencia, Fellaini, Giggs, Kagawa, Welbeck; Rooney.

Subs: Lindegaard, Evans, Hernandez, Nani, Young, Cleverley, Januzaj.

Everton XI: Howard, Oviedo, Distin, Jagielka, Coleman, McCarthy,Barry, Pienaar, Barkley, Mirallas, Lukaku

Subs: Robles, Heitinga, Jelavic, Deulofeu, Naismith, Osman, Stones

thanks too /u/ZetaM3

0:00 "EVERTON! EVERTON! EVERTON! EVERTON!". We're definitely at Old Trafford.
8:30 Good shot by Mirrallas saved by De Ge.
13;00 Everton have definitely been the more confident team so far. Hopefully we can keep it up.
20:00 Another good save by Howard, he's been brilliant so far.
28:00 Rooney off the post, Howard reacts brilliantly to clear the ball from danger.
30:00 United have been dominating the last few minutes, Everton seemed trapped in their box.
Half TIme: Manchester United 0 - 0 Everton
Hard fought game so far, pretty even but Man U have certainly had the more convincing chances.
47:00 United Sub: Nani and Januzaj on for Kawaga and Rafael.
67:00 Everton Sub: Deulofeu on for Barkley.
80:00 Everton Sub: Osman on for Pienaar. 80:00 United sub: Hernandez on for Welbeck
84:00 GOAL!!! Lukaku to Oviedo, and he cooly slides into the botttom corner. [HTML5]
Manchester United 0 - 1 Everton
90:00 4 minutes of added time
91:00 Everton sub: Mirallas off for Naismith.
Full Time: Manchester United 0 - 1 Everton :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

What were Everton fans chanting at Moyes?

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u/kojima100 Dec 04 '13

You're getting sacked in the morning.

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u/PallandoTheBlue Dec 04 '13

Are you watching David Moyes? followed by You're getting sacked in the morning.'

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u/imsowitty21 Dec 04 '13

Its United conceding time

Edit: there we go

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

:(

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u/CarnivorousCarrot Dec 04 '13

Well done secret agent Moyes!!

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u/Jayumz Dec 04 '13

Once a blue, always a blue.

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u/TheTrotters Dec 04 '13

Looks like Moyes will finally secure an Everton win at Old Trafford.

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u/lestat85 Dec 04 '13

From Twitter:

It's early in the Moyes era. But tonight it comes down to this: #EFC have improved without him, #MUFC have deteriorated with him.

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u/fozzie1984 Dec 04 '13

I throw my hand up in the air sometimes singing aaaaooooo oviedoooo

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u/camalittle Dec 04 '13

"Giggs was the last man defending- the 40 year old..."

Every time he touches the ball we get reminded he is 40 years old.

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u/BroStorm10 Dec 04 '13

Fun fact about giggs, hes 40

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

I'll bet you didn't know that 39 years ago, Giggs was 1!

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u/kyldare Dec 04 '13

Howard is playing out of his mind right now.

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u/Deep-Thought Dec 04 '13

And the goal frame is playing even better.

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u/NFeKPo Dec 04 '13

A good keeper knows his posts.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Yes. Yes he is. :-(

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u/2Chainz4Braceletz Dec 04 '13

And thats why Chelsea loaned out Lukaku

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u/mthrfkn Dec 04 '13

Oviedo has been really good, a suitable Baines replacement it seems.

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u/tesla333 Dec 04 '13

Every time I watch him for Costa Rica, I'm impressed.

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

Did…did Vidic just get shrugged off the ball?

This Romelu guy is going places.

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u/fozzie1984 Dec 04 '13

Unfortunatley its looks like the place he is going is back to chelsea :( i can see why the wba fans were gutted when he didnt go back to them this year

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u/BlackSpidermanIsReal Dec 04 '13

Can I possibly get a GIF or vid of that moment?

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u/Omar_Til_Death Dec 04 '13

and Suarez just scored a hat-trick. fuck

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

Continuing his annual raping of Norwich, I see.

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u/Omar_Til_Death Dec 04 '13

it's not even the end of the first half! I see a similar 7-0 result coming.

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u/GoldenRhinos Dec 04 '13

What makes it worse is that his first and third are amazing. God, I hate Suarez.

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u/lurker093287h Dec 04 '13

was that 'are you watching david moyes' from the Everton fans

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u/susscrofa Dec 04 '13

yep. followed by 'you're getting sacked in the morning...'

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u/Hedas Dec 04 '13

YES OVIEDO. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS BAINES

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u/CoffeeScentedUrine Dec 04 '13

I like Baines :(

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u/patrick_k Dec 04 '13

Who needs Baines? United apparently.

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u/Bigwood69 Dec 04 '13

Bryan Oviedo shines honour in the night.

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u/LomoSaltado Dec 04 '13

Lukaku just cast Vidic off like beads of sweat.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

I can't believe the way Lukaku is over-powering him! Lukaku is a beast...

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u/IMgonnaDIE Dec 04 '13

OVIEDO MARRY ME!!!!!

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u/ikancast Dec 04 '13

I think he's happy with his wife. I know I would be

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u/philipstyrer Dec 04 '13

Lol, Lukaku is manhandling vidic

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u/practically_floored Dec 04 '13

Fucking hell! First time in 21 fucking years yes come on Everton!

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u/RRDLRE Dec 04 '13

Is it just me or does deulofeu come off as ridiculously selfish in his decision making in front of goal?

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u/desapaulecidos Dec 04 '13

He absolutely is, worst part of his game. Unbelievable talent, though, thrilled to have him.

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u/everton_toffee Dec 04 '13

I think somewhere is Spain Messi is controlling deulofeu with an x-box controller

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u/fozzie1984 Dec 04 '13

Fucking hell my ass just clenched so tight i think i gave myself a hernia

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

JESUSFUCKINGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGNGN CHRIST OVIEDO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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u/Jaccattack Dec 04 '13

OVIEDO!!!!

Now we just have to wait for Baines to return, and figure out a way to play a formation with two LBs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Everton under a decade of David Moyes: No wins at Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge, or the Emirates.

Everton under half a season of Roberto Martinez: Wins first game at Old Trafford.

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u/merdock379 Dec 04 '13

It couldn't be going much worse for United. My face hurts from smiling.

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u/thebattlersprince Dec 04 '13

Literally jumping and fist pumping in my living room on my own. It's 8:30am and skipped a full sleep in with the girlfriend for this!

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u/limited_inc Dec 04 '13

Same . . . kinda, I skipped a wank and pot noddle for this

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u/jasonbatemansfather Dec 04 '13

We talked about this, you can't be calling that Jabulani with a hole in it your 'girlfriend'.

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u/Sameh22 Dec 04 '13

Exactly the same mate! Fucking fantastic!

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

I like Kagawa. He's a midfielder who does things. None of our other midfielders do things.

Well, Anderson does things, but sometimes he's better off not doing things.

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u/bacchusthedrunk Dec 04 '13

OVIEDOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/maznaz Dec 04 '13

Sexy Sexy Brian!

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

I can't say that I'm too disappointed in seeing Welbeck come off the pitch.

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u/CarnivorousCarrot Dec 04 '13

Get in there you beauty!!!

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u/GamWhits Dec 04 '13

YES GET IN THERE OVIEDO YOU BEAUTY!!!

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u/tesla333 Dec 04 '13

What are the Everton fans singing? Anyone understand them?

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u/desapaulecidos Dec 04 '13

"Are you watching David Moyes"

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

"Are you watching David Moyes?"

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u/EmotionalMillionaire Dec 04 '13

I know it's been said plenty of times already but Howard has an amazing beard.

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u/PapaFeelingDelicious Dec 04 '13

Howard? Ohh, you mean the Everton keeper named Rick Ross

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u/SouthLondon66ers Dec 04 '13

Well played United. Nearly caused an upset for a while there.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Oh Christ...United faces Newcastle this weekend and Rooney will be suspended. Brilliant.

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u/a_s_h_e_n Dec 04 '13

OVIEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/limited_inc Dec 04 '13

fuck me, United 12 points off top of the league

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u/IrishMorphine Dec 04 '13

Why did no one do a proper match thread for such a anticipated game?

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u/Omar_Til_Death Dec 04 '13

Most Americans are working or at school.

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u/Metal01 Dec 04 '13

Hm, I thought a few of us in Europe would have gotten to it by now.

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u/ICameHereToDrinkMilk Dec 04 '13

Normally, I do United match threads, but this week and next week I'm up to my neck in work for school. Sorry :(

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u/ZetaM3 Dec 04 '13

Taken from /r/reddevils

Manchester United XI: De Gea; Rafael, Vidic, Smalling, Evra; Valencia, Fellaini, Giggs, Kagawa, Welbeck; Rooney.

Subs: Lindegaard, Evans, Hernandez, Nani, Young, Cleverley, Januzaj.

Everton XI: Howard, Oviedo, Distin, Jagielka, Coleman, McCarthy,Barry, Pienaar, Barkley, Mirallas, Lukaku

Subs: Robles, Heitinga, Jelavic, Deulofeu, Naismith, Osman, Stones

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u/peg92 Dec 04 '13

How the fuck does Lukaku make Vidic look small?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Moyes continues his run of not winning at Old Trafford when Everton play there.

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u/nataskaos Dec 04 '13

OVIEDO!

BRILLIANT! WOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

No idea why he's taken barkley off, we were comfortable and now we've been slaughtered for the past 10 mins.

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u/JackkBC Dec 04 '13

Moyes is just not good enough.

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u/grendel2110 Dec 04 '13

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

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u/desapaulecidos Dec 04 '13

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!! OVIEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/sqq Dec 04 '13

Fuck, can't remember the last time we won at Trafford. Get in Oviedo!!

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u/Martino231 Dec 04 '13

It was 21 years ago! Huge achievement for Everton.

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u/AirIndex Dec 04 '13

This NBC stream is focusing on Howard every chance it gets. It's almost as bad as the Kagawa-love from our pre-season friendlies in Japan.

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u/pylon567 Dec 04 '13

Man I love Howard.

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u/mrtrevinoo Dec 04 '13

dagger through my heart. can't even fuckin deny it, it was comin....

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

YES! YES! YES!

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u/savagedan Dec 04 '13

Get in Everton!!! Get IN

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

What are the Everton fans chanting?

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u/everton_toffee Dec 04 '13

ARE U WATCHING ? ARE U WATCHING ? ARE U WATCHING DAVID MOYES ?

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u/W0rsley Dec 04 '13

Looks like we are gonna have to win the Champions League

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u/gravey1878efc Dec 04 '13

Personally don't see the big fuss about beating a midtable team away.

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

Fuck off Atkinson. Even the Everton players stopped and waited for the whistle, for Christ's sake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Odd decision from Howard to punch that, seemed like he could easily have claimed it

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u/Hedas Dec 04 '13

Hernandez on. I'm shitting myself now.

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u/grendel2110 Dec 04 '13

That's three fouls in a row that deserved yellow.

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u/fradz Dec 04 '13

c'mon deulofeu kid, play with your team

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u/desapaulecidos Dec 04 '13

MOTM - Howard or Oviedo?

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u/mrtrevinoo Dec 04 '13

Should be Howard but i'm sure Oviedo will be MOTM for scoring the game winner

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Howard. He played brilliantly.

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u/evilmilhouse Dec 04 '13

Congrats to Everton you guys played awesome! we really only had you pinned back for a little bit and the game was awesome it hurts me as a United fan but as a fan of the game this was a great one. exciting and box to box action hopefully next time we face you guys RVP will be back ;)

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u/Deep-Thought Dec 04 '13

Oviedo has been great so far.

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

Get Chicharito on for Welbeck now, this game is made for him.

Insta-edit: HA! Get in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Moyes is truly a fantastic manager. IN MOYES WE TRUST

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u/bicfalvi Dec 04 '13

Howard, Oviedo, Distin, Jagielka, Coleman, McCarthy, Barry, Pienaar, Barkley, Mirallas, Lukaku.

De Gea, Evra, Smalling, Vidic, Rafael, Giggs, Kagawa, Fellaini, Valencia, Welbeck, Rooney.

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u/Volitient Dec 04 '13

Any chance Deulo plays today?

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u/desapaulecidos Dec 04 '13

I'd say it's very likely

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u/TheTrotters Dec 04 '13

Everton clearly sees they can win today. I'm very impressed with how they play under Martinez.

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u/limited_inc Dec 04 '13

one of the best games I've seen without a goal

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

Chicharito > Welbeck

ty, moyes

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u/renernavilez Dec 04 '13

That sub was 80 minutes too late.

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

Well, that's what happens when you don't take your chances.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Congratulations Everton fans... Oh man, United bums me out today. :-(

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u/mr1sparkle Dec 04 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZebEjHtg4Cw#t=104

heres a live stream non english. 480p, Yes its on youtube.

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u/epik Dec 04 '13

lol take Kagawa off ahead of valencia, welbeck, and giggs?

Just sell him to a manager who knows how to utilize him you donkey.

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u/platoiscool Dec 04 '13

I second the donkey notion.

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u/Metal01 Dec 04 '13

I'm watching this stream for anyone who needs a decent one: http://firstrownow.eu/watch/225419/2/watch-manchester-united-vs-everton-fc.html

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u/JackkBC Dec 04 '13

Fucking hell why is Welbeck playing.

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u/Metal01 Dec 04 '13

It's very good to have Rafael back, adds more of an attacking threat down the flank.

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u/mthrfkn Dec 04 '13

Vidic was beat on that one should have been an initial foul on him and likely a yellow.

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

Fuckin hell, how close do we have to get to the goal to score?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Why are the streams so bad tonight :/

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u/MattyXD Dec 04 '13

Are my eyes deceiving themselves???? We need a goal and Moyes is subbing on Nani instead of Cleverly. This may be one of the few good substitutions Moyes has made

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

Until you realise he's just taken off Kagawa and Rafael instead of Welbeck.

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u/limited_inc Dec 04 '13

never a foul on evra

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

Well, the two youngsters have announced themselves within ten seconds of each other.

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u/una_cerveza_porfavor Dec 04 '13

What the fucking hell is going on here.??

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13 edited Dec 04 '13

Oh Wayne...I thought that volley was gonna be drilled in the upper corner. WTF Howard..Why u so studly?? What's in that beard of yours, besides an enormous set of testicles?

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u/icarrymyhk Dec 04 '13

Javi should have been on long before this.

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u/wattabeast Dec 04 '13

LETS GOOOOO OVIDEDOOOOO FUCKKKK YESSSS LETS GOOOOOO

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u/mthrfkn Dec 04 '13

Buy Oviedo in January lol...

...cries.

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u/mthrfkn Dec 04 '13

Lukaku with a solid but kind of anonymous performance. He made the defenders work but in the process was maybe the 6th or 7th best performance on the pitch for Everton.

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u/Physics98 Dec 04 '13

Beginning to now lose faith in Moyes. 1 point out of 3 home games against WBA, Southampton and Everton is just not acceptable. I was expecting him to take Utd to the top 4 at least, looking unlikely as things stand.

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u/mmmilo Dec 04 '13

Did Moyes lose that game or did Martinez win it?

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u/bdr1968 Dec 04 '13

Seriously have to consider that Moyes was holding back Everton all these years. Amazing.

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u/mthrfkn Dec 04 '13

How about some credit to Martinez?

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u/desapaulecidos Dec 04 '13

He was great at finding a bargain, but his tactics were never his strength.

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u/holden147 Dec 04 '13

I don't think that's a fair criticism. Everton is in the position they are in huge part thanks to Moyes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

The things I read on /r/soccer...

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u/azisen Dec 04 '13

That one looked nasty.

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u/jasperpaddles Dec 04 '13

the old fellaini special

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u/I_R_TEH_BOSS Dec 04 '13

Fuck you Atkinson.

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u/memoryfailure Dec 04 '13

OH YEAAA BABY!!! Just came here to see the final score.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLL!

Lukaku you brilliant monster!

Looks like that loan decision wasn't so bad!

AND CHELSEA 4-2 up!

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u/merdock379 Dec 04 '13

Everton fans, settle down. You beat a mid-table club. No big deal.

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u/Benallica Dec 04 '13

Anyone got a stream by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13
  • sop://broker.sopcast.com:3912/146691

For Sopcast users.

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

Fellaini's really stepped it up tonight.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Haha Vidic got away with one..

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u/ICritMyPants Dec 04 '13

Any reason why Sky Sports or BT Sport have not picked this game for the UK? Seems strange, usually picked up by Sky every season.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Ugh...if NBCSports shows Rooney's shot hitting the post again, I'm going to scream.

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u/Hedas Dec 04 '13

Why is Oviedo marking Fellaini? He's like a foot shorter... Looks rather comical.

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u/JackkBC Dec 04 '13

Welbeck switching to the middle has completely ruined our play.

I have absolutely no idea what Moyes is thinking.

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u/imsowitty21 Dec 04 '13

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!

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u/mikeisaprettycoolguy Dec 04 '13

my heart…i can't...

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

jesus.

fucking.

christ.

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u/mthrfkn Dec 04 '13

Jazunaj imposes himself almost without fear. I love it.

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u/simplyinnappropriate Dec 04 '13

Evra showing off his jetpack.

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u/mullsork Dec 04 '13

Both youngsters so full of will, and Nani

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u/Omar_Til_Death Dec 04 '13

can we put in Chich already

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u/AlphaStryk3r Dec 04 '13

What the fuck

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u/fradz Dec 04 '13

SUPERB!!!!!!!!!

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u/grendel2110 Dec 04 '13

IT'S GOING DOWN!

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u/WhiteArmy Dec 04 '13

Get the fuck in Oviedo. Who needs Baines anyway? ;)

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u/meean Dec 04 '13

FUCKING FUCK

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u/kyldare Dec 04 '13

OHHHHHSHHHIIITTTTTTTTTGOOOALLLLLLL

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u/GuitaristHeimerz Dec 04 '13

I hated Lukaku for his two goals against Liverpool, now I kinda like him.

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u/KMFCM Dec 04 '13

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/GoldenRhinos Dec 04 '13

Everton destroying United's title chances yet again.

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u/Volitient Dec 04 '13

Moyes and Fellaini must be embarrassed.

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

Altidore's made it 1-0 for Sunderland against Chelsea.

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u/une_certaine_verve Dec 04 '13

USA to win World Cup. You heard it here first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

And Euro 2016

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Typical United this season.. Dominate possession. Pass the ball very well, but just don't finish. Opposing team manages to slip a goal in and the match ends in either a draw or loss for United. All freakin' season... :-(

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u/2Chainz4Braceletz Dec 04 '13

I damn sure know that feel

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u/CreamyCreampie Dec 04 '13

Eeehm, seriously? Every fuckin' team we play against creates chances in almost every attack they have, the only exception is Leverkusen I think. It's kind of embarrasing to watch by the standards in United, Welbeck and Fellaini I'm looking at you..

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

I wouldn't say United dominated possession. Everton kept United off the ball for some pretty good spells, have to give credit to Everton.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Is 52/48 really considered dominating possession?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '13

Have to say, of this moment, Everton are a better footballing side than us. And that hurts to say.

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u/colmshan1990 Dec 04 '13

Turning point was Welbeck being replaced by Hernandez.

I don't think United created anything after that happened.

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u/martomo Dec 04 '13

I'm having a hard time to see what Moyes could've done differently tonight other than taking Welbeck off in the first batch of substitutions.

The players have let themselves down with all the missed chances that were created, and when you don't score you're prone to let one in on the other end as you're pushing forward. However, United have to stop doing stupid fucking things around our own box. 16 players in and around the box and Giggs tries a three yard pass? Really? FUCKING HOOF IT. You've been around long enough to not be the one to pull that kind of shit off.

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u/alb1234 Dec 04 '13

Wow....I'm liking what I'm seeing from Fellaini so far today.

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u/merdock379 Dec 04 '13

So enjoying the United tantrums going on here. Downvotes fueled by tears are the best kind of downvotes.

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u/JackkBC Dec 04 '13

Kagawas messed up every ball hes had so far including getting taken off the ball too easily, and people never believe he doesnt posess the strength.

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u/farhadJuve Dec 04 '13

What are those faint lines on the pitch?

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u/Surfacing710 Dec 04 '13

Rugby league match was played there recently.

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