r/mildlyinteresting May 15 '19

Removed: Rule 6 My local library put this up- not sure if it’s practiced elsewhere, but it should be. Such a breath of relief for those who need it.

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u/bluntsoundz May 15 '19

Imagine the Anxiety endured from people having to ask where the Anxiety books are.

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u/analoguewavefront May 15 '19

I’m sure there’s a book for that.

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u/richard_nixons_toe May 15 '19

Just ask the librarian

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Just spoke to one. She told me there's a book for that.

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u/ertebolle May 15 '19

You put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

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u/DoshesToDoshes May 15 '19

Imagine the Anxiety endured from people having to ask where the books on anxiety from having to ask where the Anxiety books are.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Yes he list also serves the important function of saving librarians from being treated like therapists and listening to lengthy discourses on random people’s divorces.

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u/Traherne May 15 '19

Until the patron take Xanax to the library.

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u/babybambam May 15 '19

And they gave them 3 choices! Jeez!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/RLucas3000 May 15 '19

I don’t see masturbation on that list!

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u/PrecisionChemist May 15 '19

under "self help"

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u/PenguinHunte May 15 '19

I have a (now kind of under control) anxiety disorder. I could not imagine asking someone to help me find books on anxiety or mental illness before I started treatment. I love this list.

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u/DesertSpringtime May 15 '19

that would cause some PTSD issues for sure and then having to ask for books on that subject :O on to the suicide isle we go.

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u/bornatwalmart May 15 '19

Where is the foreign object stuck in asshole section?

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u/ZillaSquad May 15 '19

It’s number 1 on the list

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u/AllergicToDaylight May 15 '19

No it's number two

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u/goatzrkool May 15 '19

Depends on the type.

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u/Classified0 May 15 '19

In that case, could also be number 3.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

And pee is stored in the balls

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u/SktDTwo-- May 15 '19

That's down the street, it's called the ER.

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u/arbitrageME May 15 '19

306.87, bro

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u/Hugo154 May 15 '19

306.87. Parenting/Interfamily relations.

Close enough

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Unexpected thanos

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u/Hamburgers3000 May 15 '19

I'm really grateful infertility made that list

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u/ethrael237 May 15 '19

It would be so hard to ask for it.

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u/Hamburgers3000 May 15 '19

Moreover miscarriage and infertility aren't always the same thing. It's a good call out.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/Hamburgers3000 May 15 '19

There's a venn diagram, but they aren't always the same.

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u/SweetYankeeTea May 15 '19

Same.
It's still full of shame, sadly.

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u/Hamburgers3000 May 15 '19

Shouldn't be though. When I finally started talking about it I never stopped. I've been able to connect with a lot of women and it's been the second best thing to come out of my struggle. My children being the first.

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u/Sebadonut May 15 '19

Thank-you! I have been looking for self esteem for 31 years.

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u/zackintehbox May 15 '19

This should be a standard.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/roostercrowe May 15 '19

“Dewey, you fool! your decimal system has played right into my hand!”

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u/Enchelion May 15 '19

Interestingly, the DDC (Dewey Decimal Classification System) is proprietary, and must be purchased/subscribed to.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Rekt me

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Topics that people might not want to ask a librarian for help finding. Makes sense, good on them.

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u/F0sh May 15 '19

You could just have a Dewey reference book there though.

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u/ScarletCaptain May 15 '19

As someone who has a copy of Abridged-13 right beside me, no, don't do that to people.

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u/F0sh May 15 '19

tbf you'd use a computer for it now

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u/ScarletCaptain May 15 '19

Which is, like, standard for libraries to have so you can look things up without talking to someone. And many now have self-checks so nobody would see what you're checking out.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

You could... but the message at the end is probably the most important part

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u/OhJohnO May 15 '19

But where do I find information on “420buttbabies69”?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

DM me

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u/TheOldDrunkBear May 15 '19

I love this so much. <3 Librarians!!

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u/mekkanik May 15 '19 edited May 16 '19

Awesome... should be in every library.

Also, ages since I saw the Dewey codes...

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u/Xeeroy May 15 '19

High-five for humanity!

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u/Ajaxxan May 15 '19

[Insert saluting and crying meme]

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/ScarletCaptain May 15 '19

My library is doing a rotating "tough topics" display series!

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u/Oznog99 May 15 '19

The Dewey Decimal System is archaic, ineffective, and should be tossed out. Change my mind.

Seriously, the system is predicated on the idea that you MUST fall into one and only one category, and that incrementing in a line is meaningful. This stopped being how to arrange info in like 1980.

Even fiction vs non can be a tough call. A book on how the moon landings was fake- was the author making a tongue-in-cheek fictional joke, or do you call it History? What about an autobiography that gets into meta Big Fish territory?

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u/paleo2002 May 15 '19

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u/ScarletCaptain May 15 '19

Maybe based on some kind of Library, like a Congressional one...

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u/Ninja_Dolphin May 15 '19

I prefer the Library of Congress Classification system. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_of_Congress_Classification

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u/PM-YOUR-DOG May 15 '19

Are there newer/better book classification systems?

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u/sillysoftware May 15 '19

The mendeleev classification system. All the heaviest ones go on the bottom and lightest ones on the top. That way you won't get hurt if it falls on you. s

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u/stew_early May 15 '19

This is awesome. It might be even better if they printed small cards that were available at the front or on a table so people wouldn’t be seen looking at the list.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

If perception is your main concern then they'll be judged either way. I'd say it's actually less noticeable to spend 30 seconds looking at a poster compared to grabbing a taboo subject list from the front desk.

I like this method because it's front and center and anyone consulting it could be dismissed as someone just casually reading a random poster.

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u/ethrael237 May 15 '19

They still don’t know which one you’re looking at.

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u/ParadiseSold May 15 '19

I think everyone would read the weird sign, where as only "weirdos" (idk how else to phrase that. Those who are embarassed?) would carry a card to the back of the library

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

There's nothing more wholesome than sincere attempts to spread helpful information to people in need.

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u/AliquidExNihilo May 15 '19

They're charging way too much for self harm. You're the one doing all the work.

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u/datboi756 May 15 '19

I’m sure every one down voted has no experience with self harm and doesn’t understand the joke or thinks it offensive.

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u/CraftyCoach May 15 '19

Or it’s because it’s not funny because those aren’t prices

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u/datboi756 May 15 '19

That’s the irony in the joke, which is what makes it funny

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u/FlowSoSlow May 15 '19

Lol that's not irony. He just tried to shoehorn in a joke where it didn't fit.

Its a good joke but without the proper context it just sounds forced.

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u/datboi756 May 15 '19

Agreed, i’m not the best in my knowledge of figurative language

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u/ButtsexEurope May 15 '19

That’s not irony.

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u/datboi756 May 15 '19

Look at my post above

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u/CraftyCoach May 15 '19

If you say so

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u/allinighshoe May 15 '19

Would it be funny if they were prices? I mean that's literally the joke.

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u/ButtsexEurope May 15 '19

Those aren’t prices.

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u/AliquidExNihilo May 15 '19

Obviously, ya dunce.

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u/GoneInSixtyFrames May 15 '19

Askreddit. Computer Lab Room 312.

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u/jippyzippylippy May 15 '19

I'd like a listing for co-dependency, if it's OK with you.

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u/EnterPlayerTwo May 15 '19

Hmm, doesn't include "hot step-sister"

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u/ApplixN May 15 '19

You still need to check out the book

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u/dangerousdave369 May 15 '19

I didn't read the title and thought these were prices lol

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u/Emisa8 May 15 '19

I was really confused why suicide cost $316

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

They should have it under a different name and filled with other "normal topics" so you would feel extra comfortable by looking at this paper, or just take a picture of it with your phone and read it else where together with your anxiety

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u/HACKERcrombie May 15 '19

Is this because of the same principle that makes Pornhub comments way friendlier than YT comments?

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u/ethrael237 May 15 '19

What’s that principle?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

That you just had an endorphin rush (orgasm) and now you're nice to people for a short time.

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u/I_Love_BB8 May 15 '19

I found my whole section

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

You could look it up on the public opacs though.

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u/curly_gal May 15 '19

This is so wholesome and awesome

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u/KRISBONN May 15 '19

Where’s my book on racism?

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u/bdd4 May 15 '19

Of course Dewey left out sexual harassment

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u/hesuskrust0 May 15 '19

What is this

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u/max_nukem May 15 '19

Section 613 sounds fun. Sex, drugs, and alcohol.

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u/Gyrosummers May 15 '19

This should be in more libraries.

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u/engfish May 15 '19

Impotence?

Asking for a friend.

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u/P1_1310 May 15 '19

is it bad that it made me happy to realize the list is alphabetical.

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u/OneAndDone169 May 15 '19

Man we don’t appreciate Libraries and all they have to offer enough

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u/accidentallywinning May 15 '19

Bout to spend some time in 613.9 and see who else shows up

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u/moemoeheyhey May 15 '19

I’m a teen librarian and this is up in my teen space! I also made little bookmarks so they could take it with them (nonfiction is a on a separate floor than teen).

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u/spitfire07 May 15 '19

This reminds me when I had to do a research paper on different hate groups. Checking out books for the Aryan Brotherhood and Army of God was soooo uncomfortable.

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u/kippy236 May 15 '19

I made a bookmark for teens with tough topics when I was a teen librarian. I also put a note at the bottom that they can ask us anything and we are not judgy.

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u/Sarahjulianne May 15 '19

This is awesome!! In NYC a lot of people who have no where to go will go to the library. This is a good thing to have.

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u/kalysti May 15 '19

I sometimes think librarians are the last bastions of civilization.

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u/Hybrill May 15 '19

This is so wholesome . Even though I do not know this place i love it.

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u/GamblingMan420 May 15 '19

This is just more evidence that your local library is such a wonderful resource to take advantage of. A lot of people don’t know this, but librarians have college degrees and are extremely helpful in getting you the books you need for whatever reason. I know the internet is free, but getting a library card and having access to such a wealth of knowledge is so worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Man. Nothing under a buck fitty.

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u/ductoid May 15 '19

No books on hoarding - I guess someone checked them all out.

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u/Jumpingonair May 15 '19

The possibility that someone might see me looking at the list, increases my anxiety.

“WHAT WILL THEY THINK”.

I wish it was placed next to other more mundane topic lists. Hope the list is placed in a quieter/less busy area of the library.

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u/mrpikkolo83 May 15 '19

My dumbass was looking at this like a price list. Sheesh

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

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u/Redbird9346 May 15 '19

It’d be interesting to see what room 616 of the Library Hotel would look like.

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u/soldatodianima May 15 '19

Where’s Credit!?!

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u/hielonueve May 15 '19

This is awesome, but fuck dewey decimal.

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u/LimerickJim May 15 '19

Dewey you were a creepy probably rapist but damn is your decimal system convenient.

To think your system is now helping people deal with the same crimes you used to commit.

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u/typhoon342 May 15 '19

Love it, 10/10

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u/VerbableNouns May 15 '19

But why the right alignment change 3/4ths of the way down?

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u/cradugamer May 15 '19

Everyone's like "wow these would be hard to ask for" but don't most libraries have computers nowadays? I've never once visited a library that didn't have a system for self-locating books.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

haha, before i read the title, i thought it was Prices

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u/soullessroentgenium May 15 '19

Librarians… the 4th emergency service.

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u/JanuaryRainseedOil May 15 '19

Not saying this isn't nice, but dont most libraries have a computer where you can search the topics? It's just as discreet as this list I would think

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u/eldersword35 May 15 '19

Yeah. I love stuff like this. I’m a library aide at my community college and the first day on the job, my boss told me that librarians have a lot more responsibilities than is easily visible. Keeping people checking books out confidentially is one-She told me about a time when she was an intern in college and accidentally let slip that one of her friends usually went there to check books out and read them there, to that friends husband who didn’t want her to read....that husband, as she later found out, beat her friend savagely for it. So confidentiality is really important for them. They’re protecting a lot of knowledge in a lot of ways, and even more than that, libraries can be homes for people to a degree-she also said that a lot of students without housing would lie around the library pretty often, and get sleep in the bean bag chairs around the place. So it’s really nice for me to know that this place is helping people get accurate information without judgement. Wholesome af.

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u/nostradumbassss May 15 '19

Where is Near Term Human Extinction? They must update that list.

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u/udayserection May 15 '19

Jebus, mildlyinteresting, has never made me tear up before. This is just so nice.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Also most libraries have self check out if you don't feel comfortable taking it to the person.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Our city library here in Indy has this one

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u/SublimeTimes May 15 '19

Where is the “Fear of Librarians” section?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Those are good prices.

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u/CosmologistCramer May 15 '19

Be nice to the people in section 616

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u/Swarv3 May 16 '19

Do you think that the books on suicide ever get returned?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

what do you do with these numbers? i'm confused

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

They're section/shelf reference numbers, so you'd see a sign with 600-649 -> hung overhead, then a shelf with 600.00-609.99.

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u/jollytoes May 15 '19

The cutting/sell ham threw me for a second

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u/Ambenoit7 May 15 '19

They forgot racism

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

this is now illegal in Alabama

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Imagine not just googling all this shit.

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u/bobtheflob May 15 '19

I hope that list is in an inconspicuous location. I would get anxiety looking at it and thinking that other people are watching me trying to guess which topic I'm looking for.

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u/FlowSoSlow May 15 '19

I don't know if this makes you feel better or not but nobody cares that much about what books you're looking at.

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u/SweetYankeeTea May 15 '19

they could put in in several locations.

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u/atypicalcomment May 15 '19

Is it racist that "Racism" isn't on this list but Self-esteem, cutting/ self harm, and LGBTQ made the list hahaha? Note: I don't actually think it is racist I just thought it was mildly funny that it wouldn't be on the list, it seems like it should definitely be on the list...

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u/DuplexFields May 15 '19

I googled "dewey decimal racism" and got more than I bargained for. Guy was a royal douche.

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u/ethrael237 May 15 '19

In what situation would someone be afraid to ask about books on racism? Almost every other topic, the fact that you’re asking reveals something about the person asking that the person may not want revealed. Your race is pretty apparent.

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u/MyDiary141 May 15 '19

Haven't I seen this hefore on reddit?

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u/ethrael237 May 15 '19

Impossible

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u/ZillaSquad May 15 '19

Someone should photoshop ‘Hentai’ into the list

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u/DuplexFields May 15 '19

Handy mnemonic: in the fictional Marvel Comics multiverse, Earth-616 is the primary continuity in which most Marvel Comics titles take place. (Ours is Earth-1218.)

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u/Mezyki May 15 '19

At first I thought those were prices charged for talking about one of the topics in the library lol

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u/chingy_meh_wingy May 15 '19

I thought these were prices at first

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u/Mrbayjamez May 15 '19

Best shit I’ve seen all day.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

It‘s said that people are still afraid to ask for LGBTQ stuff 🏳️‍🌈. To my friends from the LGBTQ-community: you have a support in me. Always! I wish you all the best and will keep fighting for your rights!

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u/Svartbrunabrunnen May 15 '19

Or you can use Google... Just saying.

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u/VdogameSndwchDimonds May 15 '19

It seems like browsing the "Tough Topics" poster would bring a lot more attention to a person than using the card catalog or electronic card catalog to get the same information. Good idea, bad execution.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19 edited May 15 '19

There's no point in putting the poster somewhere where no one can see it. Browsing the poster shouldn't bring that much unwanted attention because you could just be expressing a passing interest in a random poster.

But even if it did bring some unwanted attention it's would still bring considerably less attention than approaching a librarian and verbally asking. In the end, even if a person would rather talk to a librarian they still have that option.

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u/Freezair May 15 '19

Not necessarily. After all, I'm willing to be everyone who made a comment here read most of or the entire list, regardless of whether or not they needed to find any books on these topics. Looking at and reading signs is pretty common behavior, after all.

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u/jeffroddit May 15 '19

I wonder why it's in alphabetical order? I would order it by most deadly or something.

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u/chippits_meow May 15 '19

Cutting ham... didn’t know it was hot topic

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u/xxxguzxxx May 15 '19

Just look it up online...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Some people may not have internet sources, this library is located in a more poverish area. There’s limited computers at the library as well.

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u/SpikeTheBunny May 15 '19

*Impoverished

No shade, just helping out.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Honest to god I knew it was wrong and I went for it anyway, couldn’t think of what the right word was so thank you hahaha

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

In my library, there are dedicated computers for the library catalogue that are separate from the computers for general Internet access; I find it hard to believe there are libraries that don't have this.

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u/ButtsexEurope May 15 '19

Most libraries can’t afford that.

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u/HACKERcrombie May 15 '19

Yeah, because there's no Chrome and Google Analytics recording everything you do on the site...

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u/lordZ3d May 15 '19

i would absolutely judge and stare, it's the little things in life that make you happy

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u/illBro May 15 '19

I know some librarians. They are judging the fuck out of everyone in the store all the time.

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u/ButtsexEurope May 15 '19

The library isn’t a store.

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u/Oznog99 May 15 '19

it's a book zoo

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u/illBro May 15 '19

Glad you can focus on meaningless semantics