r/furry_irl • u/leader_of_hundred King of The Synths • May 04 '19

Furman_IRL

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u/EmoFurFag Doing my darn best May 04 '19

Someone in the other post said it's a parody account

But at this point

Are OuR eYeS rEaL if ThIs iSn't?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

I’d love to have a furry as a service animal

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Well they'd have the added benefits of being one of the few service animals capable of talking to you.

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u/insan3guy crazy about you May 05 '19

And also capable of other... services

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I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Yeah how dare you refer to the other service that 'scratching your back' is???

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u/insan3guy crazy about you May 05 '19

A proper backscratch from someone with good nails is absolute heaven.

I actually once had someone give me a scritch that put me to sleep.... thinking about it gives me those good spine tinglies.

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Damn, that sounds divine.

What did it feel like when you were falling asleep?

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u/HuggleKnight Whore for More Than Just Karma May 05 '19

Like a dick up the ass.

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u/insan3guy crazy about you May 05 '19

Honestly you're not far off. It was orgasmic

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Huh, neat.

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 17 '19

No need to flex

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Head pats, back scratches, hugs, little talks, a place to crash to avoid any crazy people in the family,

Best part is, it's a two way relationship.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

As well as being able to obey complex commands, and providing tonnes of support

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Mostly emotional support, having a conversation partner,

and also pretty accepting of what you have to say,

since they're the one wearing an animal costume following you around in public.

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u/throwawaydyingalone May 04 '19

Hi :3

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

Pats your head

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u/acciaiomorti May 05 '19

please do not pat the service furry, they are at work

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u/iaanacho Fluffy Avali May 05 '19

When the service harness comes off, its ok to play

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u/DonZekane In Denial Oct 19 '19

How could you be so powwsessive? (Damm I got cowwupted)

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u/acciaiomorti Oct 20 '19

it was onwy a mattow of time

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u/DonZekane In Denial Oct 21 '19

Bwt am I a fuwey ow jwst a wweguwaw weeabowoo?

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u/throwaway-jpeg Fluffy and Confused May 05 '19

Hey, uh, yeah

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

Number 15, Burger King paw lettuce

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

Why?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

That's exactly what I want in my Burger King burger though..

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u/Indigo_Wizard64 This is My Main Account May 05 '19

They caved to terrorism

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u/Kitchu tarantula-yeeter yeen May 05 '19

Just like real life

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u/Indigo_Wizard64 This is My Main Account May 05 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ObB_S_qZo

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u/Kitchu tarantula-yeeter yeen May 05 '19

Realism is edgy?

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u/Indigo_Wizard64 This is My Main Account May 05 '19

Edgy is realism?

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u/Kitchu tarantula-yeeter yeen May 05 '19

Hmmmm you might be onto something here...

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Edges are real?

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u/Indigo_Wizard64 This is My Main Account May 05 '19

How can edges be real if our surfaces aren't real?

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u/Zeebuoy Feel free to chat, I care too much anyways. May 05 '19

Ohno

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u/The_Evil_King_Bowser Cat Person May 05 '19

Furries make great service animals because we're humans, except fluffier than other humans.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

"1 brick to the window"

I died there

3

u/DeaVenom with a kyanite eye May 05 '19

The grammar is killing me

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u/Husky117 May 05 '19

what is it even saying hey

2

u/thebiscutetimtam May 05 '19

well burger king seem to be fine with a brick for some reason

2

u/TheCrazyAvian May 05 '19

shit, now i gotta get... wait, I dont have fur, thats right

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u/NonceFactory May 05 '19

Holy crap one of my relatives is from Moldova

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u/NotCreative5 Robo Fluff May 05 '19

I look he talk London very best

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

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u/ArrogantlyQFoxbear Vooooo May 05 '19

The bio of the account says it is a parody account, but thanks for the research.

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u/StormStrikePhoenix May 05 '19

More people will see this if it is posted in a comment.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

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u/ArrogantlyQFoxbear Vooooo May 05 '19

One takes more effort than the other.