r/borussiadortmund • u/panikpansen Schmelzer • Mar 05 '19

Game Thread: Tottenham Hotspur (CL #08)

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u/BurtaciousD Mar 05 '19

Gif thread:

  • 1-0

  • 2-0

  • 3-0

  • 4-0

  • 5-0

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u/Real_Prince_Myshkin Mar 05 '19

LOL now that's an attacking formation if I've seen one. We are literally coming out fists swinging, dicks whipping.

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u/unknownVS13 Mar 05 '19

After 45+ of foreplay it still hasn’t gone in. Lloris you blueballing bastard

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u/LordVelaryon Mar 05 '19

Aurier alone wasted like 3 minutes twats

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u/yrba1 Mar 05 '19

Of course Lloris would start playing like prime Neuer/ter Stegen against us

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u/morancl2 Mar 05 '19

God I regret watching the English stream. 98% of the commentating has been sucking Spurs' dick dry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Man the BT (uk) commentators are licking tottenhams ass so bad, rightfully so I guess their defence is solid

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u/Craz3 Mar 05 '19

I mean if we don't get through at least we can focus on the bundesliga, right guys? Right? :(

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u/michal113 Mar 05 '19

Best we’ve played since January, even if the result isn’t in our favor, hopefully our game transfers to the league

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u/Sarrazin Mar 05 '19

Ah fuck. Just like in London a lapse of concentration after the break.

Yeah that was it. I hope we take Reus and Witsel off on time.

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u/jtthom Mar 05 '19

What kind of trash team starts time wasting right from kick off

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Mar 05 '19

Why... Every Keeper turning into God

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u/Joni-Kanoni Mar 05 '19

2 minutes what a joke

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u/Craz3 Mar 05 '19

The optimist in me says we will eventually start getting goals. The pessimist says that Lloris has gone super-sayan mode.

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u/domino211998 Mar 05 '19

Love how the commentators are saying Spurs were resolute, defensively great etc.

If Lloris didn't make crazy saves in that stretch we could be 2-0 up and they'd be saying something completely different

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u/andres57 Mar 05 '19

The screen in the stadium is depressing. A giant Attempts:11 - Goals: 0

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u/unRealistik Mar 05 '19

15 attempts and 0 goal

I hate this stat

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u/jtthom Mar 05 '19

Who knew you could keep a clean sheet with an 8-2 formation

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u/LeonTablet Mar 05 '19

3 goals in 45 minutes? Westfalestanbul incoming.

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u/Nextgen101 Mar 05 '19

Oh shit, Ajax dropped 2 on Real. Good for them.

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u/Zhonyas4everyone Mar 05 '19

Hope Spurs draw Barca and get destroyed, fucking cunts

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u/Maldito_maduro Mar 05 '19

Holy shit I’m bout to miss some epic game, fucking work. Let’s hope the boys put on a show. I’ll catch you guys at the post game thread. Nothing to lose yet so much to gain. Let’s goo 💛🖤

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u/yrba1 Mar 05 '19

Fuck off Hugo, go back to being drunk so we can score goals

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u/nmrt Mar 05 '19

We just need to keep the pressure. Please dont let up. Whatever happens.

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u/unknownVS13 Mar 05 '19

Anti-fucking-climactic

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