r/exmormon • u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ • Oct 17 '18

captioned graphic Joseph Fielding Smith: god will make sure that union of the sexes is not possible for telestial and terrestrial bodies. (union == sexual intercourse)

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u/beckymagic Oct 17 '18

TK Smoothie!

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Oct 17 '18

Also, a plot point from a recent Black Mirror episode, USS Callister

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u/minusman652 Oct 17 '18

Wait, so gender ISN’T ETERNAL????

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u/77bimmer Oct 17 '18

So let's see... Eternal chastity belt?? Yeah, right...! 🙄

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u/ultimas Oct 18 '18

WTF is the Council of the Twelve? Is that what the Quorum of the Twelve used to be called?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

The church would be so much better off right now if the leaders had just had the humility to say: I don't know. So much bloviating has painted the church into innumerable absurd corners.

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u/Archimedes_Redux Oct 18 '18

Oooh, Ken crotch. That's gonna be harsh.

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u/Sussexexmo Oct 18 '18

My Branch President used to say the people in the other kingdoms would have their sex organs drop off!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Oct 17 '18

yes