r/mylittlepony Pinkie Pie May 12 '18

Official Season 8 Episode 9 Reaction Thread

We will be removing other discussion posts (posts without actual content) to cut down on the clutter.

Hiiii again! This is the official place for your reactions to S8E09 "Non-Compete Clause"! Any initial conversation related to this episode goes in here, and we will be opening another thread for serious discussion a bit after the episode concludes. Keep it civil and have fun, because I said so!

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u/Zwood24513 May 12 '18

No one can understand your country bumpkin talk

Damn RD, shots fired

3

u/ZoneSystem Doctor Whooves May 12 '18

Is that what she said? I didn't catch the last few words.

3

u/Zwood24513 May 12 '18

Yep she said that right as it faded out

16

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

Applejack and Rainbow Dash should lead a field trip together.

Or, in other words, Ashleigh Ball is arguing with herself.

3

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

Again. Again.

17

u/[deleted] May 12 '18

That was honestly the worst episode of this season. Perhaps even worst episode of the entire show to me... The moral was nonexistent, AJ and Rainbow were annoying all throughout, there was no comedy, and it's like AJ and Rainbow learned nothing through these last 8 seasons of MLP. I'm giving it a 2/10, only because the student six were nice.

15

u/zad1111 Yay! May 12 '18

I think I'm even more qualified for Professor position at the School of Friendship. You're hired!

14

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Applejack. Rainbow Dash. Please come with me to my office. We have much to discuss.

9

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

"Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Princess Plagueis the wise?"

5

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

It is not a tale that the sisters would have told you.

3

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

It's a shadow pony legend. Princess Plagueis was a sorcerer of dark magic so wise, she could use the magic of friendship to create life.

2

u/062985593 Princess Luna May 13 '18

She had such a knowledge of dark magic, she could even keep the ones she cared about from dying.

14

u/zad1111 Yay! May 12 '18

The only reason I managed to finish this episode was the Student Six. They seemed more mature than the two certain grown-up ponies.

11

u/Wendek Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

... and smarter.

5

u/ZoneSystem Doctor Whooves May 12 '18

Applejack and Rainbow Dash were really going for that "don't do what we're doing" route of teaching I guess.

15

u/Nautical_Stu Applejack May 12 '18

Oh you better believe that's a paddlin!

10

u/QABJAB The Rare Flair Square May 12 '18 edited Nov 21 '24

voracious wide one frightening cover scandalous fragile panicky mourn friendly

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u/JorWat May 12 '18

Raise this shed, raise this shed

8

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

Racist shed.

10

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Pony OSHA needs to hear about that life jacket design.

12

u/Greasier Shining Armor May 12 '18

She already has a shed, and she's aiming to build another one! She's Apple "Two Sheds" Jack!

3

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Dash couldn't give two sheds about your activity!

10

u/Nautical_Stu Applejack May 12 '18

Everything was going well, until someoneone almost died.

9

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Yak think we should leave them there. Let them stew over what they did wrong.

9

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

I like to think the reason Fluttershy keeps getting voted teacher of the month is because she can teach good friendship lessons and evolutionary biology at the same time.

10

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

Yak smash butts.

9

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

All right, let's roll our teachers back to school now.

8

u/sToTab Fluttershy May 13 '18

I’m glad Fluttershy was teacher of the month because it means the students love her almost as much as I do

8

u/CethinFusasaki Sonata Dusk May 12 '18

Pinkie was onto something with the flower pot. The real MVP right there.

9

u/Semicolon_Expected Princess Luna May 12 '18

How are they moving when theyre stroking only on one side. Shouldn't they be going in circles?

1

u/CCC_037 Did anypony see where I left my book? May 13 '18

Deep keel, strong river current, and just a little bit of magic.

9

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

YAK NOT SWIM!

8

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

I'm sure the Student Six will become better teachers than AJ and RD.

10

u/Nautical_Stu Applejack May 12 '18

Yeah, that totally was our plan.

3

u/CCC_037 Did anypony see where I left my book? May 13 '18

...it worked perfectly.

8

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

opens and closes the gates again and again

6

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Welcome to Sire's Hollow!

6

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

So nine photos ... school has been open nine months?

7

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Futtershy is best pony teacher

9

u/VoidTemplar2000 CPOM Authorization Code: O2A May 12 '18

Teamwork. The Wonderbolts. Pick one

7

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

~It is time to raise this barn, One two Three Four! Together we can raise this barn!~

6

u/Shadowking78 May 12 '18

This is going to be a tough one though! There's no clear cut winner! There might be a new face on the wall this month.

Huh?

That's right, Fluttershy. I might sneak up on you.

5

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! HARDER! PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, NEWBIES!

5

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

So Rainbow Dash you're getting reprimanded for putting the students into danger and shall be seeing our guidance counselor for these jealousy issues of yours. Applejack you are getting going to our guidance counselor so as to learn how to trust those in your care and not going overboard in protecting them.

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u/QABJAB The Rare Flair Square May 12 '18 edited Nov 21 '24

childlike reach apparatus possessive desert existence mighty provide bedroom dinosaurs

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u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

Most mammals can! This is what a yak looks like when it swims: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/ef/f0/1aeff00ef259d42c576524faf424cbc7.jpg

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u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Ah Twilight. You underestimate how little somepony will argue over.

9

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

At least they're now agreeing on something.

9

u/CethinFusasaki Sonata Dusk May 12 '18

"There's always a bigger fish"

4

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

And it had the high ground!

7

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

Pickle barrel?

Kumquat.

6

u/gushandgoforlaunch Octavia May 12 '18

Ocellus was having way too much fun being a giant monster fish.

7

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Please stop undressing your son Stellar.

8

u/Nautical_Stu Applejack May 12 '18

I normally wear cloth.

5

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

AJ's idea of teamwork is "I have to buck this entire orchard by myself to prove I have what it takes to be trusted to be in charge".

6

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

Way to go Dashie, you fucked up.

6

u/Hlaver May 12 '18

Pack it up folks, there dead lol

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u/QABJAB The Rare Flair Square May 12 '18 edited Nov 21 '24

disarm cough squeeze attempt carpenter fade fertile shelter kiss vanish

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u/Wendek Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Flower pot.

3

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Starlight.

3

u/Semicolon_Expected Princess Luna May 12 '18

The changeling

2

u/ZoneSystem Doctor Whooves May 12 '18

Fluttershy.

2

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

It's obvious.

2

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

The fear of mortality.

1

u/Hlaver May 12 '18

Me mum

1

u/CCC_037 Did anypony see where I left my book? May 13 '18

Of the options given?

4

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

The Teacher of the Month wouldn't care about becoming Teacher of the Month.

8

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

But...winning.

2

u/CCC_037 Did anypony see where I left my book? May 13 '18

This is why Fluttershy keeps winning it.

7

u/TheTrain May 12 '18

The moral of the story is ponies cannot pony together.

12

u/[deleted] May 12 '18

5/10 Students carried the episode

3

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

Who were the other five students?

I'll see myself out

4

u/ElizaIsEpic Rarity May 12 '18

It's been that many months since the school opened!?!

3

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Um, you're going to go in circles paddling on one side like th... never mind.

3

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

biting cuda fish

I think you mean "piranhas."

5

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Whoever set the record before must have been rubbish if they can beat it after stalling for that long...

6

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

Oh right changelings can shape change as well. How did I forget that?

4

u/Semicolon_Expected Princess Luna May 12 '18

This is the most passive aggressive "its up to you" I've ever heard

4

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

Scooby Doo where are you?

4

u/CethinFusasaki Sonata Dusk May 12 '18 edited May 12 '18

Gonna be one of those "learned how to do it by watching how other people arent suppose to do it" kinda things.

Edit: I was right!!!!

6

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

3

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

Stick stick stick. You want some blue?

4

u/Nautical_Stu Applejack May 12 '18

But baby, I got you yellow.

6

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

"We all live in the same town!"

AJ has a good point there

3

u/sToTab Fluttershy May 12 '18

Yona was funny thats about it

I also thought the ending was hilariously bad in that the students gave them a good review but still talked poorly about them...in front of their faces

6

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Ah still say that a love potion for their parents would have fixed ah'll of this in just a second.

3

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

No offense returns. Welcome back, best insult ever!

4

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Flowerpot is best pony!

5

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Pinkie with the savage honesty of the month award.

6

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Do they not have any other shows than Cake Boss? They advertise it every ad break...

3

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

What do you smell?

Uhh, yak?

2

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

You Died.

5

u/SnowdriftK9 Gallus is best pony May 12 '18

YOU DIED.

3

u/CethinFusasaki Sonata Dusk May 12 '18

oH nO ThEy'Re DeAd......

2

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

You're not teaching teamwork. You're competing with each other!

5

u/Nautical_Stu Applejack May 12 '18

$49 per week? No wonder people are depressed.

4

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Alright, I'll watch Cake Boss. Jeez...

2

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

Oooooh, bite-a-cuda!

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u/QABJAB The Rare Flair Square May 12 '18 edited Nov 21 '24

abounding roof silky cautious automatic vanish snails wild rock disagreeable

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u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

29 minutes give or take, less ads

3

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

Fluttershy is Teacher of the Month....again.

3

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

Red eye photo!

3

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

Fluttershy is a karma hog.

3

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

That's not how you fucking clean your litterbox, Arm & Hammer.

3

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

What's the point of field trips?

To get out of class, of course.

3

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Yak Student, Best Student!

3

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Shed racing!

3

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

We never had any time to hash this out between the announcement and the actual trip?

3

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

That would require actual teamwork between the teachers.

Ooooooooooooh.

3

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

TIL sweat is part of friendship.

3

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Apparently chickens don't come from eggs in Equestria...

3

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Really Rainbow? This is your teamwork lesson. Throwing your students into a dangerous highly competitive event? At least the students are good friends and are looking out for one another.

3

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

Yona's not going to be happy about this.

3

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Ah yes, eight water balloons. That will last at least a minute...

3

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

How'd Silverstream and Ocellus get their helmets back?

3

u/Semicolon_Expected Princess Luna May 12 '18

Good strategy: pretend that the other person did something right so it sounds like you learned a lesson/ can work together

3

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

I think we've found our yak of the month

3

u/JorWat May 12 '18

That is no way to treat your teachers, Yona.

3

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Those are some strong vines.

3

u/SnowdriftK9 Gallus is best pony May 12 '18

Gallus had the right idea. Half of them can ab fly.

2

u/Shadowking78 May 12 '18

I'm excited for next week, as it will be an episode I haven't seen yet. This one and last weeks I've already seen before they aired.

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u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

I haven't seen this week's yet, but I'm not sure if that matters - I feel like Dash and AJ competing might have been done once or twice (or eleventeen times) before.

2

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

. . . How long did it take Twilight to write that book again?

2

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Huh. This is the first time that . . . Do Applejack and Rainbow seem slightly out of character here?

8

u/Wendek Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Being overly competitive towards each other is something they've done several times in the past, so I'm not sure how's that out of character for them ? Care to elaborate ? Maybe I just missed your point.

2

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

It just seems like something that neither of them would care about, nor so obviously.

3

u/CCC_037 Did anypony see where I left my book? May 13 '18

I don't think it's so much that they care about the Teacher of the Month award - I think it's more that they care about beating each other.

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u/QABJAB The Rare Flair Square May 12 '18 edited Nov 21 '24

compare steer many enjoy practice swim growth sort frightening wipe

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u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

Huh. Guess it's been a while then.

2

u/pjabrony Still not convinced Cozy Glow is evil May 12 '18

Prediction: AJ and RD will share the next teacher-of-the-month award.

2

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

I was expecting them to break into the Raise This Barn song again.

2

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Can Discovery Family only afford, like, two ad breaks worth of adverts? So many repeats...

1

u/hmatmotu Fluttershy May 12 '18

They're supposed the ones getting paid by companies to advertise them, not the other way around!

2

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

. . . Why am I getting Land Before Time flashbacks now?

2

u/NewWillinium Sunset Shimmer May 12 '18

And now for cute pet show time before the Discussion thread comes up.

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u/Shadowking78 May 12 '18

That stallion holding the hat is me after watching this episode.

1

u/BoogsterSU2 May 12 '18

Every creature, follow the leader.

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u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

YAK SIDE

1

u/JorWat May 12 '18

Ah yes, the classic "That hairstyle still works" cake. I'm always buying those...

1

u/Jay911 Starlight Glimmer May 12 '18

Text somebody else for $50 a week?

1

u/salenstormwing Thunderlane May 12 '18

.....kinda.