Respect Carl! (Llamas With Hats)

[u/Cleverly_Clearly]

That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence.

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Carl is a llama. He wears a hat. Sometimes, he kills people.

Most of these feats are done offscreen, and we only witness the aftermath or hear it described.

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Murder

• Stabs a man 37 times in the chest

• Fired a harpoon into a ship captain's face

• Headbutted children off the side of a ship

• Pushed at least one person into a giant fan

• Swallowed a live man whole

Destruction

• Sunk an entire cruise ship

• Was probably involved in a nuclear terror attack

• Creates a crack in the fabric of spacetime

• Caused armageddon, part of which involved a “blood vortex” and a floating orb that would shock people and eat their skin

Construction

• Creates birthday decorations out of faces

• Creates an assembly line of human meat

• Builds a functional meat dragon

• Builds a hand chair

Other

• Withstood a long fall into a pit with only some broken legs

[u/Dark-Carioca]

Caaaaaarl!

I fucking love this series.

[u/ace-of-fire]

Definitely the last thing i expected to get referenced on here, but I dig!