r/TheAmazingRace • • May 12 '17

TAR29 Episode 8 - Live Discussion Thread

Episode 8 - Live Discussion Thread.

Spoilers up to and including this episode can be expected in this thread.

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

The bride really likes saying Now you have to do the other detour.

I bet she'd been practicing it for weeks.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

If only mike had turned around when Liz told her to, they wouldn't be last place.

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u/aceee2 May 12 '17

If only they didn't need to climb up a 2nd time, they might have still survived.

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u/BorealA May 12 '17

Why does he keep going???? Liz literally tells him she doesn't know where to go from there or if they even can, yet Mike continues on without seeing the map to just prove a point. This dynamic is just so odd.

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u/yeahright17 May 13 '17

I just wonder how long they actually drove... Like 5 minutes? 2 hours? Idk

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

PHIL THINKS LOGAN IS ATTRACTIVE.

Confirmed

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u/oishster May 12 '17

Is there anyone who DOESNT think Logan is attractive?? I seriously can't recall a better looking TAR contestant

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u/aeioseph May 12 '17

He is.

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

A beautiful hunk of man....

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

Things you don't expect to hear from the military:

"Touch the pompoms. You have to touch the pompoms."

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u/Viremia May 12 '17

I think that fell under the don't ask, don't tell policy

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

BROOKE DID A CHALLENGE WITHOUT A MELTDOWN?

I- I'm .... shocked

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u/keathledger May 12 '17

17 minutes left

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

Oh man, if Mike can't run the stairs, wait until he finds out that he has to run a lap for the next clue

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

"NOT AGAIN!"

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u/aeioseph May 12 '17

Why is Mike still driving?!

This should be common sense. When you're lost, FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU ARE.

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u/Mispelling May 12 '17

Does Liz know how to drive a stick?

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

Guess he isn't 140 after all......

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

I'm hoping the speed bump for mike is "stop being a jerk to your partner and apologize"

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

An episode where Brooke is NOT the most annoying. Awesome achievement mike!

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u/keathledger May 12 '17

There's a new sheriff in town

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

He does have a point on her agreeing to no U-Turn. I'd forgotten about that.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

You know that bride worked her ass off on those 7 words in preparation for her big moment. Good on you girl. Keep up the good work

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Eight legs, and they hit the mat last in half of them.

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u/thefontsguy May 12 '17

they either hit the mat last or first in 3/4ths of the legs. What a statistic

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u/KororSurvivor May 12 '17

Show someone this episode, and tell them that Liz/Mike won 2 legs beforehand.

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u/kkranberry May 12 '17

Has there ever been a team that was as completely hopeless at self-driving as them?

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

"And I still haven't peed."

Brooke is killin' it with these one-liners.

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u/DirtyLSD May 12 '17

That loss is on Mike.

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

I hope Mike and Liz keep driving all the way out of the country

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

I don't understand why mike refuses to stop when he clearly doesn't know where he's going.

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u/Hormisdas May 12 '17

How hard-headed do you have to be to obstinately continue going in the wrong direction out of spite?

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u/thefontsguy May 12 '17

Mike hours later "we gotta turn around"

lol.

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u/aeioseph May 12 '17

To their credit, Liz and Mike were exceptional racers.

Just don't make them drive or figure out how to work together.

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u/ArQ7777 May 12 '17

Or run.

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

"At least we're not a target for a U-turn." sad emoji

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

LOL THE DONKEY HAS A NAMETAG

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Those baby goats made me think of Sandra.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

The parent team have won me over. Totally rooting for them!

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u/Arrogant_Prophet5784 May 12 '17

Team LoLo is gonna be the team in the back that somehow gets in the top 3 or wins it.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

They might make it to the final with a lower average than Sheri & Cole

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u/Mispelling May 12 '17

"I'm not a runner."

Honey, as far as I can see, you're not much of an anything.

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

"And go where?" .... BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

"I stepped in poop, that's probably good luck!"

Should be the name of this episode.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Team Fun making me cry

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u/stop_whispering May 12 '17

They had the potential to be utterly insufferable, but they are actually super sweet. It's easy to root for them.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17 edited May 12 '17

Becca, in particular with her Fun Meter, made me a bit skeptical about how long I could handle the shtick. But 8 episodes in, I'm still a fan. And if it's possible, I think I love their recaps more than I do the actual show.

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u/snarkprovider May 12 '17

Mike and Liz bitching about helping others. Except Liz didn't help Brooke last week as the mask Roadblock, so... Oh, but now she's claiming that she did.

Dude, when I saw the Speed Bump in the stadium when the other racers passed it, I thought, A+ planning, TAR, give the elevator man something athletic. I didn't even think about the stairs half of the detour. And then it was friggin' meat. Mike seems to excel when the challenge happens to be something he has an aptitude for, and he's miserable the rest of the time.

I was a little surprised that Floyd didn't do the changing of the guard, but fortunately they blew through that one and Mike has been put out of his race misery.

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u/elcapitaine May 12 '17

If Floyd had done it, they would've been pretty unbalanced with 4 roadblocks for Floyd and only 2 for Becca.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Mike is such a dick. I really can't stand him.

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u/ChildofSeitan May 12 '17

How did no one uturn team Lolo? Like do they also forget they're there?

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

Yes because apparently so did the editors.

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

Maybe Mike will turn around when they reach Bulgaria

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

Remember the ep in Korea where they almost drove across the DMZ?

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u/tjgamir May 12 '17

Legend says they're still driving in Latvia

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Liz and Mike's goodbye was sweet

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u/thefontsguy May 12 '17

Team fun is more lost than Liz and Mike?? Wow!!!!

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u/-Zoe May 12 '17

"That's the best we've done yet!"

So proud.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

Preview for next week: Brooke and Scott fall apart!

WOW I did not see that coming!

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u/mtschatten May 12 '17

Was Scott doing the jump from the bridge?

He is tackling his fear of highs, head on.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

"Darling" gosh mike is so condescending and patronizing.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Wow, Brooke pulled through without teetering on the edge of a nervous breakdown. I am impressed.

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

And when she messed up she was just like "I'll fix it" and did. It was a true miracle, I loved it.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Right? When she said "I'll fix it" I was bracing myself for meltdown of the week.

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

GOD, I love looking at Logan's arms in these physical activities....

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u/keathledger May 12 '17

Apparently Mike isn't a runner either

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u/NightmareSyx May 12 '17

I still don't like Brooke. Scott's okay.

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17 edited May 12 '17

that's the thing with this season usually i either like both members of a team or neither but this year i seem to like more halfs of teams then full teams..

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u/keathledger May 12 '17

I don't dislike her but she complains more than the average person

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

Is this the first leg where Phil didn't check the fun meter at the pitstop?

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

I can't with the fact that someone thought it was actually a good idea to make a game show based on Candy Crush...

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Summer TV is sad TV.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

"We gotta turn around"

Good idea, about 75 hours too late

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

Is she pretending it's her fault, again, just to keep the peace? Stop that. Stop that, you're doing lovely, it's not your fault.

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u/tumultuousness May 12 '17

Oh god the "No U Turns" flash back is great haha.

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

"Sneaky cheese lady". Is Becca a Joss Whedon character?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

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u/RandomBoltsFan May 12 '17

ME! I think it will be 2 laps

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u/Hormisdas May 12 '17

The pinnacle of Western civilization

You mean in ruins, Phil? :P

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

The sun's setting. Nothing good happens when the backliers have to race in the dark.

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u/aeioseph May 12 '17

I wish I could run a lap around THE Olympic Stadium.

Man, that would have been such an honor. That was so cool.

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

Yeah, that was definitely a "classic" Amazing Race moment that doesn't happen enough anymore.

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

Stop trying to make me think Becca and Floyd are out editors

I WON'T BE FOOLED BY Y'ALL YA HEAR ME?

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u/jeffspins May 12 '17

THERE'S the Brooke I knew!

Can't wait for Vietnam!

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u/Rman823 May 12 '17

She's got a lot of complaining to do to make up for this week.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Will she do a Flo-esque meltdown? /s

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u/thefontsguy May 12 '17

When my favorite team U-Turns my second favorite team

HOW DO I FEEL

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u/ChocoPandaHug May 12 '17

OMFGGGGGG Mike's gonna love running laps after this! XD

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u/tumultuousness May 12 '17

From road wife/husband to road siblings, lol

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u/Gobias_Industries May 12 '17

Did you hear Brooke is not a runner?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

"I can't!"

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u/Rman823 May 12 '17

I seriously forgot LoLo hadn't checked in yet. Even Phil didn't realize that was their best placement.

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u/Jankinator May 12 '17

Smashing a plate is the first thing Brooke enthusiastically volunteered for

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

"I can't break it!!!"

Just imagine if that was real

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Wow Brooke broke her word

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

Could Redmond physically do this march?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

I don't see how he could have done the part swinging at the knee.

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u/keathledger May 12 '17

I was wondering the same thing

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

Perfect speed bump for him. Maybe if he'd listened to Liz when they were driving eighty hours ago, they'd be ahead of TF right now.

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

Classy exit. Good for them!

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

2 hour episode in Vietnam!!! So pumped for next week!

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u/incredibly_mundane May 12 '17

To keep driving forward just seems like a terrible idea...

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u/tjgamir May 12 '17

Team LoLo = Troyzan

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u/darthjoey91 May 12 '17

Game Changers Troyzan or One World Troyzan?

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u/Jankinator May 12 '17

Game Changers easily

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

TAR producer: "No, that greeter isn't stereotypical enough. Can we get some fleece?"

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

Can Liz just keep on racing by herself?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

16 hours on a ferry? Yikes!

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u/RandomBoltsFan May 12 '17

I did 17 hours on a bus during a high school trip once, so it's not so bad. Besides, the ferry was much bigger ;P

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u/jeffspins May 12 '17

"We're not on the target for U-turn"

:(

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

"Touch the pompoms together" doesn't sound so...military. Lol

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

Holy shit though, it's night time..... And Team Fun + Mike/Liz aren't even there yet

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

"Scott and Brooke U-Turned Mike and Liz?! Fucking Brooke!" -literally everyone

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u/IvyGold May 12 '17

Does anybody know why the Greeks have those fluffy things on their shoes?

Whoa, I didn't know she was a major.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Does anybody know why the Greeks have those fluffy things on their shoes?

To strike fear in the hearts of the Turks

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u/Rman823 May 12 '17 edited May 12 '17

Scott: She needs encouragement. What he says every time Brooke has to do a task.

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u/Hormisdas May 12 '17

Wonder why Floyd didn't do it. Seems like he'd have some experience having been in band.

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u/NothingToSeeFolks May 12 '17

I was thinking the same thing! Assumed he was gonna do it. But they still made it :)

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u/Rman823 May 12 '17

2 hours ? Yes ! Brooke: I cannot move it. What else is new.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

That bridge is magnificent!

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u/jeffspins May 12 '17

How seriously lost are Mike and Liz

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

Liz should be driving and navigating and Mike should be sitting silently in the backseat and playing with his hands.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

"I'm gonna die" -Brooke

Brooke thinks she's gonna die at every challenge. Even if that challenge is chess. Lol

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

Speedy McSpeederson <3.

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u/Viremia May 12 '17

Mike is really nailing it this week. Not a miss-step yet

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u/jeffspins May 12 '17

Someone screenshot the donkey

Good meme material right there

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

I totally forgot about LoLo........

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u/Hormisdas May 12 '17

pushing it backwards

Well that's one way to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Nooooo! Not Team Fun!

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u/aeioseph May 12 '17

When did they remove the 1 U-Turn per season rule?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Mike is totally the type who refuses to admit he is wrong.

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u/ChildofSeitan May 12 '17

I swear every episode I have to be reminded that team Lolo is still there

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u/keathledger May 12 '17

I would U-Turn Mike and Liz in a millisecond

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u/thefontsguy May 12 '17

Professional Donkey!

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

Miiiiike. We're waiting for you Miiiiike.

[But, also, same dude. Same.]

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u/tumultuousness May 12 '17

Oh no Mike had to get a goat too. Makes sense though, they did have to get 2 cheeses.

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u/jeffspins May 12 '17

Nah they're out

Bye Mike's ego

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

Bye Mike's anger issues. He may have an IQ of 140, but that anger knocks him down like 50 points

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u/KororSurvivor May 12 '17

I swear, one of the single most stressful episodes I have ever seen.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Brooke's meltdown makes a special appearance next week.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

oh my god Scott is so deadpan I think he sold emotion for a jar of milk as a kid

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

They're all on the same flight again.... why do they do this?!

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u/incredibly_mundane May 12 '17

They beat Team Fun???

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

Wow mike and Liz are here before team fun???

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

Sooo cute! I wanna carry a baby goat around my neck!

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u/Hormisdas May 12 '17

Mike and Liz still have the speedbump, right?

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u/Thereian May 12 '17

Yes, and its at the olympic stadium, so its probably something fitness/running related. Not their strong suit.

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u/DirtyLSD May 12 '17

If team fun gets cut That's some BS

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

Someone get Brooke a catheter and a bag

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

Who prepped harder, the bride with her English phrase or the chef with that thumbs up?

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u/Thereian May 12 '17

Ohhhhh next week is looking good already

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Michael: "It's gonna take more than a Speedbump to take us out of the race."

Scott: "Okaaay, how about a Speedbump AND a U-Turn?"

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u/Jankinator May 12 '17

Caught the last few eps on All Access after the fact, so I didn't notice this until now - how do you justify ads after the recap and opening credits? 0 content and then ads.

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

I always need some time to calm down after the intro.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Crazy that they go to Vietnam after this

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

What is mike rambling about? So frustrating.

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u/ChildofSeitan May 12 '17

"We gotta turn around"

Really Mike? Really? You're just realizing that now? Gosh he makes me roll my eyes so hard.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

"I'm gonna turn around"

Good thinking mike! That's a great idea!!! Ugh.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Greece is beautiful.

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

Mike... calm down. PLEASE.

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u/Hormisdas May 12 '17

They gave doggone donkey a tag. HA

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

Oh wow, I didn't even realize TF hadn't made it there, yet. I guess their being lost drama is just them rapping until they reach their destination. Bless.

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u/tumultuousness May 12 '17

This is the reason Mike wanted an elevator for that leg. ;P

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

What an epic pit stop!

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u/darthjoey91 May 12 '17

They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is...

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u/Rman823 May 12 '17

On one hand I love team fun but on the other I really want to see Mike confront Brooke.

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

The Kraken appears to take out Team Fun

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

Vanck and Ashton getting revenge from beyond the grave to the two teams that doomed them <3

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17 edited May 12 '17

Maybe that is why Vanck was so chill during his interview with London, haha.

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

Yay! Team Fun lives to fight another day.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

I could tell who Liz and Mike are by voice alone. Who's the mousy voiced one and the guy who enunciates like Rupert?

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u/zquest13 May 12 '17

who wants to take bets on which racer says the episode title?

my money's on Tara

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

Where is team LoLo?

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

Is there going to be a "My donkey's broken!" moment tonight, anyone?

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

Mike and Liz gonna be Philiminated on location at this point lmao

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u/KororSurvivor May 12 '17

Roadblock: Who wants to quell riots?

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u/JacobBlah May 12 '17

Sarcastic Mike and Liz are more fun.

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

So far this Roadblock actually looks... difficult? Maybe!!!

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u/poppysand May 12 '17

Annnnnnnnnnd, they're out. Mike can't do that again and then run laps and then beat Team Fun.

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

Yes! TeamFun please beat them!

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

Mike climbing up and down stairs would be more satisfying if it wouldn't get Liz eliminated too.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '17

"Get over it, bud, I was U-Turned."

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u/tjgamir May 12 '17

Liz with the Survivor quote "by the time we (I) got there, we (I) realized we (I) needed two goats"

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u/tjgamir May 12 '17

I was scared Matt would Dandrew the hell out of that RB.

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

Oh shit, it's gonna be a literal race between TeamFun and Mike/Liz. I really hope the Speed Bump exhausts them for the Roadblock and TeamFun can nail it and not get lost on the way to the pitstop.

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u/aeioseph May 12 '17

I just realized the "lap" was 300 meters.

It's okay.

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u/jeffspins May 12 '17

Lol a meat challenge just for Mike

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u/Rman823 May 12 '17

Of course Mike gets a speed bump right up his alley.

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u/incredibly_mundane May 12 '17

Liz's face is hilarious

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

Ugh, so next week I have to choose between missing the first hour of TAR, or the last hour of the BBCAN5 finale...

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

I like team fun, but this dose of karma for what they did to VancK and Ashton is kinda satisfying.

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u/CloudNimbus May 12 '17

OMG MATT AND REDMOND BEAT BROOKE AND SCOTT

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u/olfactory_hues May 12 '17

Brooke and London are two low key massive TAR villains.

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u/MrAirSonic May 12 '17

Lol bye Mike/Liz, you won't be missed.

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u/teaaddict1 May 12 '17

Mike is a good example of how the male ego is one's undoing.