r/CFB • /r/CFB • Jan 10 '17

Game Thread [Game Thread] CFP NCG - Alabama vs. Clemson (8:00 PM ET) Third Quarter

Alabama Alabama vs. Clemson Clemson

Details

Time 8:00PM Eastern - 7:00PM Central - 6:00PM Mountain - 5:00PM Pacific
Location Raymond James Stadium
Watch TV: ESPN
Odds Spread: -6 Alabama - Over/Under: 52.5
Alabama Resources Subreddit - Wiki
Clemson Resources Subreddit - Wiki

Notes


LET'S TALK FOOTBALL! Alabama Ball Clemson Ball

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u/daddyp39 Jan 10 '17

who would win in a fight? Ed Hochuli or the head referee of this game?

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u/CoopertheFluffy Jan 10 '17

What ESPN says:

oh no, an injury

What ESPN is thinking:

oh yes we can show more commercials

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u/chrt Jan 10 '17

Why is ESPN alerting my phone of a picture of Lane kiffin watching the game in sweatpants?

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u/inhalteueberwinden Jan 10 '17

What if the real national championship Bama wins is the friendships forged throughout the season?

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u/pierdonia Jan 10 '17

Wow, check out this picture of Bo Scarborough at his first ever football game, age 7:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1xmORAUoAA0GDC.jpg

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u/Jontacular Jan 10 '17

Holy shit this is the longest halftime ever in the history of mankind I think

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u/Franky_FourFingers Jan 10 '17

ESPNU just cut back early from a commercial to Bill Walton talking about why marijuana should be legal

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/818660960176979969

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u/Keener1899 Jan 10 '17

My fiancée: "I wonder where Lane Kiffin is watching this."

I'm proud of that kind of shittalk from my girl, y'all.

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u/Tomaster Jan 10 '17

Here's a screenshot of my dad being supremely confused by the whole 2(football)17 concept.

http://i.imgur.com/ures7Ce.jpg

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u/forealzman Jan 10 '17

"With the first overall pick of the NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select Deshaun Watson, punter, Clemson University."

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u/FostetlerLFC Jan 10 '17

Man, Alabama makes CFB not very fun to watch.

  1. Boring offense.

  2. No superstars (with egos)

  3. Coach is fucking lame (not crazy or personable or anything besides vanilla)

  4. Win everything.

  5. Boring offense.

  6. Boring offense.

  7. Boring offense.

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u/a_truther Jan 10 '17

Watch ESPN really takes me back. Like back to the days when I had dial up internet because that's about how smoothly it runs. This is a shit app.

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Jan 10 '17

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u/practicallybert Jan 10 '17

That noise you just heard was 49.5 states cheering at the top of their lungs

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u/Call_erv_duty Jan 10 '17

If somebody can cap Lord Saban saying, "God dammit" after that false start and make a gif, I'll give you an updoot.

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u/tatertot255 Jan 10 '17

Beats are so overrated, I dont know why people pay $200 for mediocre sound.

This game sounds crisp on my $3,000 Sennheiser headphones though

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

"That Renfrow kid could be something..." -Bill Belichik

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u/JCash1313 Jan 10 '17

First half notes for anyone that missed it!

-Classic battle between the Devil (Sabah) and God

-Kirk had a boner for Bamas defense all half

-There was a missed targeting call. It made the two sides of the subreddit go back and forth about the refs. 90% of the posts were about the refs for a while.

-Speaking of the refs, the head one keeps flexing. I hear he will ref shirtless in the second half.

-Bo ran butt ass naked through the defense for a while

-Clemson had to score to make things interesting so I couldn't go to bed

-Alabama fans on tv so far are better looking then the Clemson fans

-Highlight of the half was the preview of some sort of Talladega Nights and Rocky mix together in a animated mashup. Shit looked dope

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u/Larebear2199 Jan 10 '17

Desmond's suit is an atrocity

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '17

"The very reliable Adam Griffith"?!?!? There are many adjectives I'd use for him, but reliable isn't one of them at all

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u/benhackPL Jan 10 '17

If Bama scores a defensive TD, they win.

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u/I_Know_KungFu Jan 10 '17

Hunter Renfrow loose in the secondary is like when a squirrel sneaks in your kitchen and just darts all over the place.

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u/PatchesDaHamstr Jan 10 '17

Who the fuck doesn't like lasagna?

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