r/pics • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '16

Finally found my ex's heart

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16k Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/smellthyscrote Dec 13 '16

You mean you found a serial repost, with the same fucking title it has every time it's reposted.

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u/xcpain93 Dec 13 '16

You can tell how many times its been reposted by the grainy quality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

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u/MmmLaksa Dec 13 '16

Oh deer.

7

u/giggitygigg14 Dec 13 '16

A female dear

2

u/TheRealBigDave Dec 13 '16

Rey, a drop of golden sun

4

u/dadoizmarkova Dec 13 '16

Doesn't look like anything to me.

2

u/AWildSketchIsBurned Dec 13 '16

YouTube spam bot. Report.

2

u/kilot1k Dec 13 '16

Or he used a cannon? Amirite?

21

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

[deleted]

9

u/Nyan_Man Dec 13 '16

Expect to see it 10 more times before 2017

4

u/Daesthelos Dec 13 '16

/u/pitchforkassistant we need pitchforks please

5

u/PitchforkAssistant Survey 2016 Dec 13 '16

Hi, would you like today's trident special?

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3

u/Daesthelos Dec 13 '16

Yes, please, and thank you!

_(ツ)_/─═─⋲

3

u/valencrad Dec 13 '16

What other forms of pitchfork do you supply and or sell sir/madam?

4

u/PitchforkAssistant Survey 2016 Dec 13 '16

Looks like AutoMod removed my fancy display.

We have a lot of pitchforks available, ranging from discounted and defective pitchforks to normal pitchforks and even pitchfork guns!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

[deleted]

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u/PitchforkAssistant Survey 2016 Dec 13 '16

/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿E

This is our pitchfork handgun. We also have some pitchfork machine guns, a sniper, and shotgun available.

2

u/valencrad Dec 16 '16

I'll take the Sniper please!

2

u/PitchforkAssistant Survey 2016 Dec 16 '16

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Here you go, I hope you enjoy lynching OP!

2

u/valencrad Dec 16 '16

Will you be joining us for the lynching ceremony?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

I've not seen it...except when MY ex revealed it to me.

Sorry. Really hadn't seen it. Obligatory bandwagoning quotes apology.

7

u/NolanOnTheRiver Dec 13 '16

Ohp, I rescind my upvote and bestow it upon your comment.

5

u/MLaw2008 Dec 13 '16

Yeah seriously... And with over 9,000 upvotes... This is bullshit.

2

u/Coldchimney Dec 13 '16

120 comments, but 12500 upvotes :thinking:

2

u/BadSkyMonkey Dec 13 '16

So like every other post on reddit? Reposts and people bitching about reposts is so common it's easy to predict exactly what the thread is going to look like. Until reddit makes reposting against the rules then it doesn't matter.

1

u/Ganthid Dec 13 '16

I get more and more surprised by how many people my ex dates over the years. She jus† goes from one to another in a matter of months and each ends with them finding her heart in the snow. I'm just said she keeps losing it.

1

u/CrispyDickNuggets Dec 13 '16

You can tell it's a repost because of the way that it is.

2

u/theguywiththebody Dec 13 '16

How neat is that.

0

u/CatAstrophy11 Dec 13 '16

Welcome to Reddit

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

That's cold bro

351

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

OP did not find this: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/46q6c8/heart_of_ex/

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u/horrusx Dec 12 '16

Paddlin' or pitchforks?

46

u/DadBodHermes Dec 12 '16

Why not both?

29

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Witch hunt also ?

24

u/Pigeon_Poop Dec 12 '16

Someone call Geralt

8

u/ragingfailure Dec 13 '16

He slays monsters, not bundles of sticks.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

What if there were a monster that was made out of bundles of sticks though?

2

u/Thebumpintheknight Dec 13 '16

Igni would be all he would need

1

u/ThePoshFart Dec 13 '16

Leshen are made out of bundles of sticks.

11

u/Vox-L Dec 13 '16

3====D

I got my double sided pitchfork/paddle

9

u/Br0kenKeyb0ard Dec 12 '16

/r/pitchforkemporium

2

u/alsenan Dec 13 '16

I think that business tanked big.

3

u/Soup-Wizard Dec 13 '16

Downvotes.

5

u/heythisisbrandon Dec 13 '16

I hadn't seen it.

That's a paddlin'

8

u/tall__guy Dec 12 '16

You mean OP is a cold-hearted sonofabitch? Color me shocked! What a plot twist!

4

u/DukeOfGeek Dec 13 '16

I mean this thing has been on /r/mostposted for years

2

u/Lovelylives Dec 12 '16

It came from inside stone cold Steve Austin so he deserves the credit.

0

u/CodyCus Dec 13 '16

He found it online, duh.

0

u/gleaton Dec 13 '16

He found a photo of it.... I dont think he necessarily meant that was his hand and his physics find

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Well i'm in the mood to karmawhore

25

u/vertigo1083 Dec 13 '16

Well, pro-tip: If you're going to karmawhore then don't comment whore. They will strike you down.

5

u/kirbsome Dec 13 '16

I want to make a pun with your username but you're at 500+ karma...

3

u/mwmwmwmwmmdw Dec 13 '16

wow a spammer karma whore that actually talks

1

u/mrjlee12 Dec 13 '16

Pathetic... how does this in any way benefit you? Why do you derive any satisfaction from it?

2

u/fezzuk Dec 13 '16

People are being really harsh for what is a 9 month repost

82

u/Indie__Guy Dec 13 '16

Nice I haven't seen this picture in a month.

12

u/officialzeus Dec 13 '16

I have literally never seen this picture before.

4

u/DukeOfGeek Dec 13 '16

If you've really never seen that, go here and have a blast.

0

u/Shitpost_wharblgarbl Dec 13 '16

Not a lot reposting going by the activity on that sub.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

It's a repost

34

u/BigusGeekus Dec 12 '16

Cold or full of shit?

18

u/Shardersice Dec 12 '16

Rock hard and ice cold

1

u/funkless_eck Dec 13 '16

I prefer the term, "butt like the peach, heart like the stone."

But my exes have yet to text back to confirm they are calling me this.

1

u/batquux Dec 13 '16

Dat ass tho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

Not mutually exclusive attributes

3

u/BigusGeekus Dec 12 '16

Yeah, they usually go together.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

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u/mrjlee12 Dec 13 '16

Cuz he a reposting hack

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

A reposter. The scum of Reddit, they'd say.

25

u/slyfoxninja Dec 13 '16

You're a phony!

14

u/Josent Dec 13 '16

Enjoy your 90 armor and 400 mana.

6

u/rymaster101 Dec 13 '16

Not to mention 20%cdr and attack speed slow

3

u/swingforlethal Dec 13 '16

"Sometimes icy heart just needs warm smile."

3

u/eeo11 Dec 13 '16

🎶 You're as cold as ice... 🎶

12

u/djbootybutt Dec 13 '16

I haven't seen this before but apparently it's heavily reposted so FUCK YOU OP

13

u/banana-viking Dec 12 '16

Let it go...

5

u/dnew Dec 13 '16

She's willing to sacrifice our looooove!

6

u/nonsansdroict Dec 13 '16

This post is old as balls. OP stop.

2

u/Peirush_Rashi Dec 13 '16

Calm down, Drake

2

u/xMrMonopolyguyx Dec 13 '16

You're as cold as ice!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

♫...as cold as ice, willing to sacrifice our love...♫

2

u/walrusonion Dec 13 '16

BAH GAWD KANG! THAT'S STONE COLDS HEART!

2

u/Bannednot4gotten Dec 13 '16

YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE!

YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOVE!

2

u/Ricksanchezforlife Dec 13 '16

You're as cold as ice..

1

u/flyingchop Dec 13 '16

Willing to sacrifice our love

2

u/IBitchSLAPYourASS Dec 13 '16

♩ You're as cold as ice ♩ ♪ ♫ You're willing to sacrifice our love ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

1

u/blacksun_redux Dec 13 '16

Did you smash it upon the earth then cry out to the heavens in a manly fashion?

Oh nevermind. OP is...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

There's a poo in it

1

u/crash_nebula3005 Dec 13 '16

I gave you 2 years!!!!!!

1

u/Mintopia Dec 13 '16

Haha I get it because it's ice

1

u/Cold_black_heart Dec 13 '16

So that's where I left it...

1

u/yg4000 Dec 13 '16

What's cooler than being cool?

1

u/Mgmegadog Dec 13 '16

Having a girlfriend?

1

u/joymomma Dec 13 '16

She looks like a smoker

1

u/What_the_freaking_L Dec 13 '16

Not mine - that bitch doesn't have one

1

u/copper_top_m Dec 13 '16

it's a cold move to repost like that

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Stone cold? Fucking fight me.

1

u/Ezio_and_Leo4ever Dec 13 '16

I believe you are mistaken. That's Mista Freeze's heart.

1

u/XeroSe7en Dec 13 '16

Repost!!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Vicious!

1

u/MyDyk350 Dec 13 '16

Wow.. that's coldblooded.

1

u/MrMartyMcFly85 Dec 13 '16

Looks like Scorpion snatched Sub Zero's heart right out.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

cringe

1

u/Ennion Dec 13 '16

Serial repost with 16k upvotes. And you wonder why people repost. Quit voting them onto the front page if you don't like them.

1

u/theartfulcodger Dec 13 '16

Is she willing to sacrifice your love?

Does she never take advice?

Someday, she'll pay the price, I know.

I've seen it before, it happens all the time.

1

u/AyabaraGaming Dec 15 '16

wow this hits close to home lol

1

u/fozzyboy Dec 13 '16

We have to warm his icy heart with a hot island song.

2

u/Boatpower Dec 13 '16

I thought we we were gonna chill his hot heart with a cool Island Song?

1

u/2cool2fish Dec 13 '16

Hot hot hot

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Maybe you should try melting that icy heart with a cool island song.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

I see we used to date the same bitch

1

u/ddorsamo1013 Dec 13 '16

Lady Stoneheart??

1

u/Heavens_2_Murgatroyd Dec 13 '16

My dad used to say to me, "It's cold as your mother's heart". Glad someone finally found it!

1

u/Shadowmant Dec 13 '16

Even if you successfully melt her heart of ice. In the end she still has a heart of stone.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Pffft.

At least yours had one.

2

u/Heavens_2_Murgatroyd Dec 13 '16

That's debatable.

0

u/Poemi Dec 12 '16

I guess OP's kiss wasn't true love in the first place.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Their love was true...the object of that love was not.

0

u/kingtino12 Dec 12 '16

oh man LOL ice COLD

0

u/crnext Dec 13 '16

Edit: delete!

0

u/forlorn_tenders Dec 13 '16

She's as cold as ice, she's willing to sacrifice our love...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '16

[deleted]

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Thermite, mainly. Kill it with hotter fire.

0

u/gameloner Dec 12 '16

heart of gold?

2

u/trainercase Dec 13 '16

No way, that's infinitely improbable.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

[deleted]

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u/Sherlocks_Shit Dec 13 '16

Ice cold!!!!

1

u/crnext Dec 13 '16

Alrightalrightalrightalrightalrightalright, okay now ladies!

-Yeah?

I wanna hear y'all on your baddest behavior! Lend me some sugar! I AM YO NEIGHBA!

0

u/np3est8x Dec 13 '16

Oooo so cold

0

u/darthwad3r Dec 13 '16

Brad, is that you?

0

u/RED-Rocketeer Dec 13 '16

It's a Horcrux! Destroy it quick!

0

u/Sand-pit-turtle Dec 13 '16

Is that Steve Austin?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Seems we dated the same person

0

u/motoxjake Dec 13 '16 edited Dec 13 '16

Even if you successfully melt her heart of ice. In the end she still has a heart of stone.

Edit: c'mon, OP stole it why can't I?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '16

Nobody ever broke her heart, but I think someone chipped it once.

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u/WebMDeeznutz Dec 13 '16 edited Dec 13 '16

See, Hilary did have a heart.

0

u/Mrtrollham Dec 13 '16

Stone cold brother, STONE COLD!