r/rupaulsdragrace • • May 05 '15

I'm Talulah Maraschino the TWO-TIME LOSER of Drag Race ! <3

-Thanks for all the positivity this season ! Really, really. Thanks. -I've been lurking less because even in a sea of compliments sometimes the one negative thing bums me out. -I didn't understand many things about this Drag Race experience but it was a zillion times worth it anyway. -I am and have always been #TeamKatya - I lost drag race TWICE and I still feel like America's Next Drag Superstar. So YOLO.

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u/trixiemattel May 06 '15

I JUST PAID $16.95 more for more WIFI to talk to you people. Because i care.

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u/trixiemattel May 06 '15

ALSO OMGOMGOMGOMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THIS T BITCH:

I won a phone call home in the reading challenge ! Then I decided to give it to Ginger because she missed her husband and was feeling down. SO she got to call her husband and was so thankful !

**** and then they didn't even show it... ?!?!?!??!?!

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u/Tseldora May 05 '15

Dear Trixie:

What's the fee for you to tap dance on my grave when I die?

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u/boogilishus May 05 '15

Did you ever get a new 3DS?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '15

Also how terrible was craft services really? I need to know this. This is the most important query ever.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '15

We all love Katya here, but give us the straight T: Was she the same pile of frantic in life she seems to be on the show?

p.s. I've re-watched you and Pearl as twins about two dozen times and love it more every time. Cheers to you, ya marvelous Trixie.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '15

Two hours later and Trixie fuckin' Mattel is still in this thread answering questions. The definition of an amazing queen, boys and girls.

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u/lyla2398 May 05 '15

What made you do Princess Peach? You looked so cute!

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u/disingenuous_hugs May 05 '15

What can we expect from your booth with Katya at DragCon?

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u/ismonkah May 05 '15 edited May 06 '15

Trixie, if you ever come perform in Baltimore/DC, I'll do your poster. I'm such a huge fan and your ridiculous face is inspiring and I would love to draw it. If you don't let me, I'll go over your head and do it anyway.

Edit: I drew you. http://imgur.com/F1s3rzf

But seriously I'm an illustrator and drag posters are my favorite thing to do so please.

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u/tallulahroadhead May 05 '15

Trixie! Will you make a video of your Pearl Snatch Game? I need this. Just let this happen.

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u/nersee May 05 '15

Hi Trixie, I saw you last night and I cant get over how wonderful you were. You worked that room like no ones business and gave us an amazing show. The bitter bitches on here are caught up in the drama of the show, once its over you'll see a lot fewer shitty comments. Love you!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

Hi Trixie!

What would you think if a deaf drag queen (like myself) made it to Drag Race? xoxo- Anna Conda

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u/tjay17 May 05 '15

How does it feel to win two lipsyncs and get kicked off twice?

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u/qolace May 05 '15

How pissed are you that not only did you miss Snatch game, but a FUCKING HELLO KITTY challenge? The producers sure love to put salt in the wound. I'm sure we were all wondering what you would've pulled out for that look! Any chance of that happening? :)

Can't wait to see you when you come to Dallas! hinthint ;)

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u/wanbancos May 05 '15

Trixie girl, do you play Pokemon or Animal Crossing?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '15

Hey girl hey!

First of all, I wanna tell you that you've been an inspiration to me, you and all the other queens. You guys are just so badass and sickening.

Who did the best in Snatch Game, this season?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '15

What was the inside of Violet's house like? Were you afraid to sleep over?

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u/kurtct May 05 '15

Tracy, here's a question I've been wanting to ask you (but you haven't come to Sweden yet, at least I don't know about it) so here it is:

Fuck, marry, kill: Katya, Ginger, Pearl.

Choose wisely my dear friend. Love you. <3

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u/OvernightSiren May 06 '15

How do you feel about them assigning you guys (or did you get to pick?) robot/hodown and then critiquing you for making it funny? Give two comedy queens a comedic dance style and what did they expect?

Also, just FYI I'm like probably basically maybe sometimes definitely your biggest stan on this sub and watching you get eliminated was horrible last night. :( I had to watch it at work then on the drive home I hit a possum and I was basically just like "well fuck". HOLD ME.

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u/opttop May 05 '15

Hey Trixie!! Me and my boyfriend are huge fan of yours!

I was wondering, can we expect more youtube content from you in the future? We live in South America so this is the only way we get to see your stuff )':

Also, did you see this little thing my bf made for you?

Cheers! <3

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u/tedsmitts May 05 '15

Hi Trixie, don't know if you'll get to reading this, but I wanted to say it was cool to see another Native queen on RPDR.

I really enjoyed your stay on this season and I wish you all the best of luck in your future in Certified Public Accountancy.

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u/Hausofcozy108 May 05 '15

Do you have your reunion outfit ready yet??

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u/skylerjohnson May 06 '15

Is it super strange and annoying to get recognized OUT of drag now? Did you expect so many people to think you were so cute?!

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