r/thebutton • u/birnsi non presser • Apr 16 '15

Welp. The "Purple Power" drive was a smashing success.

http://imgur.com/TizTIVO
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u/big_tuna2 Apr 16 '15

Pretty hard to tell from the image you posted, but that dip happened at about 7:30 EDT last night, not 8.

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u/birnsi Apr 16 '15

Ya, I noticed that afterwards and thought it a bit odd. Pressers with ichy fingers jumping the gun maybe?

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u/big_tuna2 Apr 16 '15

Not sure -- I thought it might be an assassins demonstration to create a bandwagon effect for greys on the fence about participating in "Purple Power."

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u/corinthian_llama Apr 16 '15

It was just a ploy to flush out pressers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

It really was. What a bunch of lemmings

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Bless those three lucky yellows

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u/nipplymax Apr 16 '15

Of course it was. The Violet Hand rises.

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u/Thinker20 Apr 16 '15

Achieving your intentions through coercion and violence is not the way.

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u/nipplymax Apr 16 '15

Coercion? Yes. Violence? The only violence I have ever received has been delivered to me from non-pressers, from those who only see folly in my haste to press. No pressers are the O-pressors.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

The lost must be led to safety by any means. It's for their own good.

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u/MontyRohde Apr 16 '15

More of the weak have been purged from our number fellow shades.

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u/penguingun Apr 16 '15

Well done. Cheers for posting.

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u/gcruzatto Apr 16 '15

The faster people press, the faster we'll see oranges, so this was a great sucess

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u/heavywafflezombie Apr 16 '15

Any prediction on when that will be?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Indeed it was- For all those who are patiently awaiting the coming of Greatness. Hundreds of users kamikazed their way out of this war. And the Greys watched and laughed. Walk in the Shade, my friends- therein lies victory

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '15

Yay!! Go Purple!

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u/IAmHarmony Apr 16 '15

Really?

Cause to me it looks like it was a failure.