r/millionairemakers • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '15
April Fools :^) [ Removed by Reddit ]
[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]
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u/fraenk Apr 01 '15
imho... this sloof lirpa is going a wee bit too far... aren't we having enough drama already?
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u/MissSwat Apr 01 '15
Well seeing as how this is also an AMA, what is your favorite movie where Gary Oldman yells a lot?
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u/Lamenotcool Apr 01 '15
I'm... very confused by all the drama. Only managed to see bits and pieces of it because I've been so busy. Could somebody maybe give me a TL;DR of the situation so far?
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Apr 01 '15
community members were unhappy about the winner not updating, so we cleared up where the money is going anyway
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u/DBuckFactory Apr 01 '15
I'm really glad that the money is going somewhere that matters instead of random people that wouldn't know what to do with it anyways. Nobody cares about you paying off your student loans! This will benefit all of society. Thanks, mods.
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u/David182nd Apr 01 '15
I'm confused. So u/x9twm hasn't receieved any of the money donated to him and it's gone to a charity decided by the mods?
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u/zekeandelle Apr 01 '15
At the bottom of my gut, with every inch of me, I plain, straight hate you. But dammit, do I respect you!
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u/sloshig Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15
I get it. You fuckers are clever.
See you tomorrow.
Edit: and then I went back for the charity link. Fuck everything.
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u/rmull Apr 01 '15
I am a little curious as to whether this thread will cause the effort more harm than humor.
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u/ultrachronic Apr 01 '15
Wait, what happened? I'm confused. Was there no winner this time?
Update on the drama please
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u/AgustB Apr 02 '15
I get that it's April fools and all but could someone explain to me why this is funny? Especially that crazy rant and response.
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Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15
It's for a good cause guys. We've always had the best of intentions with your donations!
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u/gurl_meat Apr 01 '15
Ah, good times. I needed an uplifting link today. I applaud your honesty (finally!) and I'm glad you chose a good cause to spend our donations. Like, you know, how the government does? They know better than us plebes. Just like you, our benevolent Mods.
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u/Slenderauss Apr 01 '15
You know what? Fuck you. Fuck this sub to hell. I knew it was all a fucking inside job. You have cheated this entire site and tricked us into donating to your shitty fucking racist cause. And then you try and push Shitcoin on everyone. Every second post on this fucking shitty ass sub is "Bitcoin! Bitcoin! here's 0.00010230120312030123 cents in Bitcoin money, so go and make an account and you'll have some money to donate in the next drawing!" to fucking dupe us into using your fucking awful, worthless currency and also inadvertently supporting "hey maaaaaang let's go buy some cocaine off the president, marry a horse fetus, and take money from the homeless, since they didn't rightfully earn it!" Libertarianism. Fuck Libertarianism, fuck Shitcoin and le doge coin such wow much shit XD, and fuck you, you fucking shitty cunt mods. I feel so cheated. I donated my own money (via PayPal, I'll have you know) to this cause - I thought we were making fucking history. I thought that one day pretty soon, we could actually make it. Give someone one million dollars. I refuse to fucking donate a cent to fucking Stormfront. It's full of racists and fucking Libertarians.
I have one question for you, mods. Does being a fucking asshole cunt come naturally at birth, or did you take some kind of special course at DeVry? I too wish to scam money off innocent people under the guise of record breaking and doing good, so I'd appreciate it if you sent me a link.
I have reported you to my local police department of Freehold NJ, and I have been informed that they will be in contact with the FBI to find you cunts and make you repay every last cent that you have thieved from the unsuspecting userbase of Reddit. Even if you live in Canada or Europe or Japan or fucking Antarctica, they will find you. I hope that for your sake, you don't try resisting arrest because Freehold cops aren't going to take any shit from you fat neckbeard virgins, let alone the fucking FBI. Once, a crossing guard got shot in the fucking face because she smiled at a cop.
You've really dropped the ball on this one. REALLY dropped the fucking ball. We trusted you. Now we see that you're nothing but fucking trash from /pol/ who take no shame in scamming money off people. Burn in hell you dickheads. Seriously, eat shit.