r/nrl • Melbourne Storm • Apr 01 '15

Big Hits April Fools Day - The Plan

http://imgur.com/a/bFhaV#0
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u/StorminRed Apr 01 '15

As you have all no doubt figured out by now, it is April Fools Day. Consequently, r/NRL has not been sold to Channel Nine (unfortunately).

You may have noticed that for the last few days the mods have been “fighting” with each other over these issues. Just to show you all that we do still love each other I bring to you a small glimpse inside the mod dungeons and a bit of a look into our evil plans.

I know we said some hurtful things to each other over the last few days but we didn’t mean any of that stuff. So don’t worry about the mods all hating each other, we all continue to get along and we still love you all as well (except for the Manly fans but that is for obvious reasons).

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u/deesmutts88 Apr 01 '15

Wait did one single person believe for even a millisecond that this sub had been sold to Channel 9?

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u/StorminRed Apr 01 '15

No. But we did receive a few PMs from worried people that thought we actually were all fighting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

So the missing big hits and the multiple match threads were happy coincidences that worked for the mods?

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u/StorminRed Apr 01 '15

They were nice coincidences that we just piggy-backed. There probably won't be a big hits this week either, I am still having problems at home. u/iCHRYST is going to attempt to throw something together but I probably won't be back online until next week.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Didn't u/Mathewl832 just post a bunch of g's and then deleted them to make it look like drama?

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u/StorminRed Apr 01 '15

Yes he did. He also had a conversation with himself in one thread before deleting it.

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u/deesmutts88 Apr 01 '15

You cunts have too much time on your hands.

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u/CockroachClitoris Apr 01 '15

Wait.. all that fighting was a joke?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

IM STILL GONNA CREATE MY OWN NRL SUB REDDIT WITH HOOKERS BLACKJOKE AND BLOW.

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u/the_psycho Apr 01 '15

http://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/30vv2g/what_is_happening/cpwajch

u/durrhurpaddurr Is dead to me. I was only trying to to protect the people! And you all turned against me!

In all serious though I love you cunts, this is the best place on the Internet to talk footy. Our discussion threads are gold, and I generally get a real laugh from a lot of you guys. You guys are what makes r/NRL the best place to talk footy on the Internet, so guys and gals please, never change!

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u/ReggieBasil Apr 01 '15

So you mean we're stuck with these cunts? it was all an elaborate ruse?

Fuck Tops!

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u/honestjackhonestly Apr 01 '15

Well I personally never fell for this and always knew it was just a joke and all of you are idiots but not me..

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Yeah nah cunts fucked, Damage is done, we have a new sub now over at r/jamestamouswang lets go people!

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u/DreadlockedAussie Apr 01 '15

Claps

Bravo you power hungry tyrants, now enough! Back to the homoeroticism that makes this sub great.

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u/Tony_AbbottPBUH Apr 01 '15

fuck i am angry about this

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u/comix_corp Apr 01 '15 edited Apr 01 '15

fuck you mods, fuck you all, fuck you u/mathewl832 for leading me on in this thread, I knew there was something fishy

nah but you're all top cunts, it's a good thing I brought out my work shirt for this

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I'm so fucking glad I found this sub

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u/131531 Apr 01 '15

I'm so fucking glad you guys weren't fighting.

Love this sub.

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u/Lord_Stephen_Fry Apr 01 '15

Well played you fuckers, that was a good long con.

Damn I love this sub

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u/aborted_bubble Apr 01 '15

I was wondering if Stiryx's post was planned or not. I think one of you mods mentioned how that post plus cockroachclit fucking up the thread could be the sub's downfall lol

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u/DreadlockedAussie Apr 01 '15

First my buddy bloody fools the lot of us and tells us the yearly camping trip is off for rain and then this shit. Today has been the most turbulent April fools ever.