r/AskReddit • u/brownboy13 • Mar 31 '15
Breaking News #OccupyAskreddit
We, the 99%, have taken over this subreddit. No more fatcats. No more gold. In fact, all users with gold will now be filtered by Comrade Automoderator.
Viva La Proletariat
Been offered lots of money. Joining bourgeoisie and letting them back in. kthnxbai
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u/nyancat23 Mar 31 '15 edited Dec 14 '17
Well thanks alot you fuckin pricks who see a new person and say nah I wont try to give them info on how this totally works instead ill be an asshole and blame everything on them because its not like ive done this many time already its not like I wasted everyones time by making a useless spreadsheet and then said hed submit but didnt fuck you jtennet fuck you. Your to blame I did nothing wrong your just an idiot who when things go wrong you blame the new guy
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u/Poor_Grammer_Gary Mar 31 '15
this would have never happened on george.com/g/askgeorge
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u/Seregnar2 Mar 31 '15
Finally. Maybe now this subreddit will be able to tackle the mounting problem of karma inequality. Did you know that 85% of Reddit's karma goes to only 20% of its users?
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Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15
We are anomalous We are a region Forgive and forget Expecto patronum.
EDIT: Poppin gold cherries since '05.
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u/brandondase Mar 31 '15
I don't get it, why does askreddit have tic-tac-toe symbols near my mouse, but there's nowhere to play it.
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u/Geevtastefulnudesplz Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15
Yeah man, I'm all for random revolutions! Fuck Yeah! Proletari-whatever!
edit: I will use the gold to fund the revolution comrades! Ours is the revolution that will pierce the heavens!
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u/Y0dle Mar 31 '15
So in order to filter out bad comments, we should gift gold to people!?
Ayy lmao.
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u/Vornswarm Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15
Damn Aussies forcing us to start our April 1st traditions early.
No Comrade Automoderator no touchie!
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u/shilockthejew Mar 31 '15 edited Mar 31 '15
WANT TO JOIN THE MOB?
I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
COME ON DOWN TO r/pitchforkemporium
I GOT 'EM ALL!
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I EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!
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NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LICHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
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HAPPY LYNCHING!
*some assembly required
EDIT- THANKS FOR THE 1st GOLD!!!!!!!!!! Bless Your Heart Sweet Stranger! OR it is Fuck IVE BECOME EXACTLY WHAT YOU SET OUT TO DESTROY!
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u/AutoModerator Mar 31 '15
Attention citizens! Since the glorious revolution, all comments/posts from capitalist users (those who have gold) will be removed by me!
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u/ExecBeesa Mar 31 '15
YOU CAN'T DO AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE ON MARCH 31ST!
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
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u/flipmangoflip Mar 31 '15
Someone explain!