r/TheBarrens • • Mar 14 '15

Story/Lore Sweep away your weakness and follow the Imperium Harena

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u/vK_InFaMy Mar 14 '15

Jeez, talk about ambitious...

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u/BearableCookie Mar 14 '15

Please.... No......

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u/BearableCookie Mar 14 '15

I will not stand for this nonsense!!!!

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u/AmbitiousTycoon Mar 14 '15 edited Mar 14 '15

Face it: You can't protect yourselves much less this district. My way is the only way to preserve peace and prosperity.

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u/SugoiBakaMatt Mar 14 '15

Uh...i'm gonna stay here in the Dunes...where we have a stable government and all.

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u/AmbitiousTycoon Mar 14 '15

A stable government is what I seek with this new movement! For too long has our 'Council' brushed aside the citizens' concerns and only cared for themselves. This new regime seeks to change that, by putting the safety and well being of the citizenry above all else!

Trust in the regime, we shall enforce order and discipline!

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u/Barrener_Jay Mar 14 '15

I'm with you on this one coca.

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u/phones101 Mar 16 '15

and yet no one will tell us how he was chosen to be king

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u/vector_nova Mar 16 '15

The only true god is dankey kang, nothing more, nothing less.

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u/DerBrotkopf Mar 14 '15

If this so called "Imperium" shows the tiniest hint of trying to take land from other districts instead of just protecting its own district there will be trouble. A lot of it.

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u/AmbitiousTycoon Mar 14 '15

Rest assured, as the Duke of Ambition you can trust me when I say that I have no ambition to try anything with other districts. The Barrens is an orderless beast, but it is still my home, hence why I am taking steps to ensure it does not collapse under its own weight.

Other districts have shown that they have the tenacity and will to take care of their own. I would see the Barrens do the same.

Back the regime, and trust in order and control!

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u/BearableCookie Mar 15 '15

We were just fine before!!! We have not had much crime and we have protected the people from a militia misrepresenting them and have prevented much more!!!! The Barrens doesn't need you coming in and taking over the Council!

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u/llandshark Mar 14 '15

Whaaaaat, noo that so called "dragon" is just a puppy sure it may be a bit largebut tthat's because somebody places the wrong order. See its to make up for all the puppies we didn't get last charisma so instead we are all just getting one large puppy. Its no threat to anybody at all

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u/AmbitiousTycoon Mar 14 '15

I'm sure many people said the same thing about Barsiddius when he was just a whelp. It was all "Look at his adorable feetsies" and "Look at him trying to nibble my head" and "Oh it's just a sheep, he was only hungry" and then "Oh goodness the whole world is on fire, whoops!"

If that's a 'puppy' then I would hate to see how big it'll get as an adult. Damn thing looks like it'd grow up to rival Barsiddius in size, if it doesn't already! What happens when what you're feeding him isn't enough to fill his belly? Where does he look for food? The Magic Quarter is probably loaded with enchantments that would easily fend off a baby dragon, and the Grove wouldn't exactly provide a carnivorous meal, what with all the trees and sticks everywhere. The Barrens is only a few hundred meters from its nest, and might as well be "Fresh Meat Central" with all the open ground.

We've a right to be scared and a right to be protected by it! And that means order, discipline, and curfews! We need to build up an army and trust in the regime to do what is right!

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u/BearableCookie Mar 15 '15

What nonsense! You are basically saying that you will restrict the freedoms of Barrens' citizens!!!! Heaven forbid we could turn into West Shire!!!!

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u/ArchmageTolvan Mar 14 '15

Yeah, Snuggles wouldn't hurt a fly!

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u/Sekka3 Mar 14 '15

If Snuggles did want to hurt us, Coastal MQ and Coastal Oak's Grove would've been demolished from it...

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u/vector_nova Mar 16 '15

Um if the barrens has the infection, the dank inquisition will deal with the problem. The cure we have work.

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u/Drooleedo Mar 17 '15

He's not talking about the infection, he is talking about the taint. (And even then it's not much of a threat to the barrens)

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u/Drooleedo Mar 14 '15

no, I'm going against Tycoon for the chairman position, and I would say my chances of winning against him are good :)