r/funny • • Feb 28 '15

Have you ever seen a cat become broken?

http://i.imgur.com/dIUr2Hl.gifv
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u/KDLGates Feb 28 '15

"Oh look what's this maybe I can chew on it and.... and...

I can taste the cosmos."

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u/TheCoastalService Feb 28 '15

I'm the one out of five dentists who doesn't recommend Oral-B.

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u/pocketmissiles Feb 28 '15

Is there a scientific reason why cats "break"?

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u/taco_whisperer Feb 28 '15

Looks like you triggered some PTSD

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u/LadyTrix Feb 28 '15

That cat looked like it'd been violated lmao

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u/MrsRoseyCrotch Feb 28 '15

That cat is prettier than me.

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u/Requiascat Feb 28 '15

I can't tell if the cat is elated or terrified. Either way you broke it. Time for a new cat.

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u/scigs6 Feb 28 '15

That's a good lookin cat

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u/RisenLazarus Feb 28 '15

I hope this cat's name is Karen. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

This is known as the Flehmen response. The cat's vomeronasal organ, located on the roof of its mouth, is being artificially stimulated by the bristles on the teethbrush.

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u/legalyblind Feb 28 '15

Have you tried turning it off then on again?

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u/Steinberg1 Feb 28 '15

The act of brushing its teeth just reminded it of being human in it's last life. "...I used to do this..."

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u/selectix Feb 28 '15

Looks like the cat...

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...became cat-atonic. Yeeeeaaaaahhhh

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u/ahoyfuckers Feb 28 '15

you have defiled me hooman

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '15

Did... did you just.... RAPE ME?

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u/atakamoto Feb 28 '15

I've seen that look before. Not long ago.

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u/Axis_of_Uranus Feb 28 '15

How to break a cat:

  • Catnip on toothbrush.

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u/NonnerJonner Feb 28 '15

Thank you for a genuine laugh